>>Shut Up Mel Gibson, You anit got shit on me!
Now before you get all huffy and upset and start thinking, questioning and concluding to the likes of “pfft what would you know dino boy”. Stop and realise I am flesh and blood, with a superior brain, who has ventured into the outside world and exists in the same reality you do. I’ve been in varies real life situations, have made many personal observations and thoughts, and am well schooled in the topic after reading much concerning literature and several articles. I too also have access to a television and have been exposed to the same culpable media as you. So I feel (you should too) I have sufficient knowledge and experience to attest my theory on the subject.
To quote my own brilliant tittle of this article “Women Want Men – Not Metrosexual Memales”. Often, women want a man that does not want them. Remember that girl you meet who you were sufficiently polite to suiting the situation, but could never bring yourself to screw if she was the last women alive. In fact if all life depended on getting down with what you thought could possibly prove as evidence that hideous, unintelligent life forms from other planets have visited earth and interbred, your male biology just couldn’t perform. She wants you. Well maybe and hopefully not, but if she was attracted to you, placed you on the “Real” ladder (see http://www.laddertheory.com/ for an in-depth explanation of the comprehensive and highly accurate ladder theory) and you acted as if you couldn’t have cared less about her interstellar looking ass. You have successfully gathered and mixed the necessary ingredients to spark the interest that you need to spawn a relationship. The ingredients you ask? A comprehensive list may be in order and as an added bonus; tips and examples will be included.
1. Being somewhat a gentleman but not bowing to her every need and conversing on a pussified level like she would with her brainless friends. Examples – I don’t watch big brother, I don’t like shopping for clothes and, I’ll get you a drink but I’m not going out of my way and using precious fuel to drop your six bitch friends home just to please you. Come on guys, any sucker will just about break his own legs, sell his mother, ditch his friends and dish out a fortune for a pretty girl and that pretty girl knows it. If you do the same things and act the same way, what will set you apart from any other won’teverbees?
2. Acting like you care just enough so she doesn’t end up hating you.
Tips – Very tough I’ll admit, stick to your guns though and be that assoholic prick with a quick wit. If you get a phone number, don’t use it five minutes after you part ways, wait a few days and if she contacts you first SCORE! But don’t turn it into a $500 + sms frenzy, just think is that what Clint Eastwood would do? NO! Clint Eastwood would rip out his .45 and blast that “Nokia” after the third sms from her needy for affection ass, he’s got more important things to worry about and so should you.
3. Having Resources to spare.
This one could easily sit as top priority for landing any women you want. Unfortunately very few of us have enough Money/Power to get by solely on its extreme usefulness in creating the all important attraction. Genetically women are pre-programmed to seek out providers and will fuck a crusty old skelator if entailed rewards include landing themselves a sparkling new diamond ring. Yes, reality does suck, get used to it – I don’t see Donald Trump complaining do you?
4. Display Confidence, Command Respect.
It’s time to learn that the world does not revolve around you (only me) and even if you make a complete fool out of yourself by testing your charms on your fair maiden of choice, at least you mustered the testicular/intestinal fortitude to make the approach. Which is more than can be said about most guys nowadays right? Most young men are scared to far out of there brains to make the unfortunately mandatory to the male, all important first move. Don’t blame yourself to much if you have fallen victim to the latter category. The misconceived bullshit that society and media feeds young men in our turbulent times serves mostly to complicate, confuse and terrify. We haven’t evolved into our fancy modern existence and the basics still apply, despite what outside sources may try to make you believe, were all still animals and animals do best when they follow their instincts. Respect – Let’s say you’ve been successful in fraternising with a female and have coincidentally ended up in a relationship which could be on a varying level of seriousness factoring age and stage of life among other things. One night you venture out to a celebration of sorts together and both consume alcohol (reviewed in next section). You overdo it a little and pass out on the lets say the back lawn; all the while a manly man using his primal instincts sights and goes after your woman who is in almost as drunk of a state as yourself. The competitive male approaches her but she is still alert enough to remember she fears and respects you, realising the severe consequences and reprimand (something like a beating when you find out) if she was to “cheat” on you. This scenario is likely to result in a failed attempt by the would be player, but if she thinks that the punishment won’t live up to the crime, you might do well to expect something along the lines of her engaging in thrilling sex with a strange man in even stranger bedroom whilst you doze on the lawn sucking ants and bettering your personal image.
These are just some of the good major starting points from which to work on and master, of course there are plenty more and much finer points that can be discussed about the subject but I’m not here as a service to you though I am will to accept payment for further undoubtedly priceless advice. Plus I need room to cover the wildcard, you all know the one. We come to Alcohol; you can throw this little factor in to further mix the mess that is modern relating and relationships. Western societies excuse for starting that fight, losing that job, fucking that girl, driving into that pole and saying that shit; usually triggering off a war between friends. Basically doing things and showing sides of their personality they always wanted to. Not having the balls (including ladies equivalent) to proceed without the reassurance of knowing if it doesn’t quite go to plan or royally screws their life, they can blame it all on the booze when the aftermath alcohol can often create rears its ugly vengeance. How all this fits into relationships I’m sure most of you have bared witness too, or could use your feeble imagination to create relevant scenarios to suite.
If you have read to this point and understood, well done you have an attention span and a level of intelligence greater than that of a goldfish. You have also reached the conclusion of my most massive and I think informative ranticle to date. Hope you have enjoyed reading oh and
ROOOAAAARRR! (If you don’t like it, you can lick my dinosaur balls)