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When donuts attack

 

 

A donut rolls in from the west.

 

You give a maple dipped donut the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

 

A maple dipped donut gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.

 

A maple dipped donut says, "Mmm."

 

A maple dipped donut says, "Dinner."

 

(Eleusis): You say, "A DONUT is trying to kill me.. i think.."

 

You say to a maple dipped donut, "I am really not all that tasty."

 

A maple dipped donut licks his lips.

 

A maple dipped donut says, "I beg to differ."

 

A maple dipped donut licks you.


A maple dipped donut says, "Mmm, tasty."

 

You say to a maple dipped donut, "Please, Mr Donut... don't eat me."

 

Your lower lip begins to tremble and you look at a maple dipped donut from beneath tear-heavy eyelids.

 

You spring forwards onto a maple dipped donut, and maul him viciously.

You have scored an OBLITERATING CRITICAL hit!

 

A maple dipped donut's eyes gleam as you are butchered with a wicked blow.

You have been slain by a maple dipped donut.

 

<<got rezzed, and of course, went back for some more, as you do when a Donut is talking to you>>

 

(Eleusis): A maple dipped donut says, "You can't stop me."

 

(Eleusis): Belynia says, "Run!"

 

(Eleusis): Rahum says, "*eek*."

 

(Eleusis): Ainia says, "Hahahaha."

 

(Eleusis): Kolieer says, "Heyla Maple Donut!"

 

(Eleusis): Cyric says, "Rofl."

 

(Eleusis): Raymath says, "*laugh*."

 

(Eleusis): A maple dipped donut says, "Aztecia attacked me first, I demand retribution."

 

(Eleusis): You say, "You were going to eat me."

 

(Eleusis): Kolieer says, "*retributes Aztecia*."

 

(Eleusis): Raymath says, "Well.. yes, she did maul it first."

 

(Eleusis): You say, "HE WAS GOING TO EAT ME!"

 

(Eleusis): A maple dipped donut says, "I was merely admiring you, o divine one."

 

(Sentinels): Cyric says, "ROFL."

 

(Eleusis): You say, "Pish posh, Donut!"

 

(Eleusis): You say, "You, sir, are an evil donut, praying on helping young ladies like myself!"

 

(Eleusis): A maple dipped donut says, "See, she insults me now."

 

You slap a maple dipped donut on the cheek.

 

(Eleusis): A maple dipped donut says," She slapped me, help. help!"

 

(Eleusis): You say, "Bah bah. It was a LOVE slap."

 

You slap a maple dipped donut on the cheek.

 

You exclaim to a maple dipped donut, "I challenge you.. to a duel!"

 

(Eleusis): A maple dipped donut says, "Somebody stop her..please."

 

A maple dipped donut slaps you on the cheek.

 

You say to a maple dipped donut, "Sunset, at dawn!"

 

You slap a maple dipped donut on the cheek.

 

A maple dipped donut begins to wield a fork in his left hand.

 

You scream, "HES GOT A FORK!"

 

A maple dipped donut begins to wield a knife in his right hand.

 

Aztecia jabs her spear straight through the donut's hole and shakes it around viciously.

 

A maple dipped donut snarls viciously.

 

A maple dipped donut says, "Let's duel."

 

A maple dipped donut taunts you mercilessly.

 

You say to a maple dipped donut, "Bring it on. If you attack me, I get PK BIATCH."

 

A maple dipped donut hurls itself against your shield in a futile attempt to harm you. (x about 50)

 

You say to a maple dipped donut, "Give up, Nutty."

 

A maple dipped donut hurls itself against your shield in a futile attempt to harm you. (x about 50 again)

 

You scream, "DONUT!"

 

You say, "Fine. KILL ME THEN. See if I care."

 

Your action causes the nearly invisible magical shield around you to fade away.

You leap into the air and launch a flying kick at a maple dipped donut.

You miss.

 

Raymath rolls on the floor, laughing.

 

Fire erupts in your side as a maple dipped donut carves you up.

You have been slain by a maple dipped donut.

You writhe in pain as you fall to level 76.

You sigh in frustration as you fall to the level of Archmortal.

 

<<got rezzed, went back for more ~g~>>

 

You say to a maple dipped donut, "Right.. ok. But if I see your type around these parts again...."

 

A maple dipped donut says, "You want me, I can see that now."

 

You say, "I like the odd donut now and then, I won't lie."

 

You flutter your eyelashes at a maple dipped donut.

 

A maple dipped donut kisses you passionately.

 

You playfully nibble on a maple dipped donut's lower lip before giving him a soft, sweet kiss.

 

<<ummm..it gets damn near X-rated after that, lets skip that part. I dont want people thinking any less of me because I made out with a donut>>

 

Vision Apprentice, Cosette Qui'anaeme, Mama's Lil Piggie says, "This is just  sick, you know this right?"

 

A maple dipped donut says, "But alas, time for me to leave."

 

You look on in astonishment as a maple dipped donut fades away into the ether.

 

You exclaim, "TYPICAL MALE!!"

 

(Eleusis): You say, "Ok.. quick.. i need ideas. How do I explain to Tearstorm that I made out with a donut?"

 

(Eleusis): Ainia says, "Dont ask, dont tell."

 

(Eleusis): Prythe says, "How about... "It was a Seksay donut!""

 

(Eleusis): Faile says, "Or "It did an impression of you!""

 

(Eleusis): You say, "Oo that works, Faile."

 

 

<<I decided to call my beloved donut George. I have never heard from him since alas. So I am doomed to wander these lands alone donutless>>