Perth Forecast
Issued
6 months in advance by lazy meteorologists.
Warning
Summary
skin
cancer, cataracts and a cool tan.
Forecast for
the next 6 months
Fine. sunny and hot.
moderate warm W'y winds beginning mid afternoon.
Precis:
City: |
Bloody
hot
Min 20ish |
Max
40ish |
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| Mandurah: |
It's gonna
be hot in yer trailer.
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UV index:
Fire danger:
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How
high is the scale?
city:
hills: |
[EXTREMELY
BLOODY HIGH]
[10 BURNING RUBBISH
BINS]
[5 ARSONISTS,
YOU GUESS?] |
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Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
|
See
top,
Disneyland! derr! |
Min:
Not cool enough |
Max:
too hot |
The next routine forecast
will be issued half a hour before a cyclone or 12 hours after rain.
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