/tomás ford's distractomatic™ email list
Tomás Ford's Distractomatic is the number one most effective time-wasting tool in the country. Once a month, you get a stack of random amusing shit delivered to your inbox, along with a bit of news about what's happening with my shit and where I'll be playing over the next few weeks.
And you can quit stressing out, thanks, I'm not going to do bad things with your email address. I'm a nice boy, I won't onsell your data or email addy, I won't send you more spam than you've asked for, I won't forget to BCC everybody and I won't turn your computer against you. If you let me know what city/town you're in, it's handy for me when it comes time to plan my touring to know where you are, so I'll be more likely to come party near you.
You can, at the risk of seriously offending me*, unsubscribe at any time.
*: Don't worry, not really. Like I give a fuck what you think.