JT AND THE GURUFATHER

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The just about new Falcon rolled up the Beaufort street hill towards the Walcott street intersection. It was in the inside to the curb lane in slowly proceeding, heavy green light traffic, and from the air conditioned front passenger’s seat a super frowning and a super pissed off, sea blue eyed and shaven headed young lady, watched the shops go by. Smoldering she was, and just about smoking from her ears too. First there was a tavern, and then there was a chemist, and then a coffee and cake shop, and such is life she told herself inside. Where she felt more like one of those Parisian women who got carted off in a cart to the guillotine, during the heady beheading days of the French revolution.

    Because she was being mucking carted off in a superb Ford cart, only to somewhere worse than the guillotine, and by her mucking mother too! She couldn’t believe the depths of the maternalised treachery that was being foisted upon her. She just couldn’t. It was simply unbelievable. It was the sort of stuff that one would never ever read about in a million years of being a human being, and wuck that! She reckoned. Because nineteen years of being a homo sapien with a super bug up her she was thinking, was just about mucking long enough for her.

    Bugs Bunny and the fourteenth Phantom and Barbie doll would all be doing back flips in their graves about what was happening to her, and she knew it. Her first Teddy bear would be screaming at God about the unfairness of what was going on, she felt, deep deep deep down, in her tender as the night territory. Mickey Mouse would be spitting chips in the direction of Walt’s grave, things were that bad for her. Skippy the bush kangaroo would be out in the bush somewhere as usual, probably behind some big fat gum tree, having a wucking wank about it all. No doubt, she thought.

    The young lady was quite obviously in a somewhat browned off and stinky mood then, and most decidedly was she not at all impressed with her current psychic and physical oppression status. Or her lack of personal individuality power, and as the car turned old world slowly left into the venerable Walcott street, she swiveled her head quickly to the right. Like a rock faced, skinhead she Dirty Harry, she scowled mercilessly at the being who had birthed her into what she was thinking was a rather wretched, and a turdy and a despicable world. She was only nineteen too, which isn’t that old really, but this rotten rock wasn’t currently her favourite planet, and neither were Venus or Mars. Because according to her, they weren’t far enough away from this horrible and dirty low down sinner’s dump of a programme, called Earth. Julie Thompson the young lady’s birth name was. JT her mates called her, and she was dreaming big time about being galaxies away from this forlornly hapless and super bung globe. As she was currently conceptualizing it, or the Mother Earth programme to be.

    Primarily was she dirty about being here and now, because the penalty that she was presently incurring for going off the homosapien rails a wee bit, didn’t seem true blue fair to her at all. She in fact and to the contrary, felt like she was being relentlessly bastardised and mind sodomised as well, in a world full of super selfish, power mad, power playing, balled up bastards. Super bitch creatures who called themselves mucking mothers too.

    JT reckoned that situationally, it was as if she was being coated in the goo that clothes a Scotch egg, she did. She  knew full well that she was heavily surrounded by psychologically adulterated adult sausage slop and square boxed ego thinking, that far too often bordered on a bloodthirsty hypocrisy, and verily, it seemed to her that it the adult be a robot and follow the same old stupid and nonsensical herd path slop, was closing in. At an astonishing pace too. Exist, eat, shit, get ripped off,  get raped, sex it and job it and family it, consume, make the rich richer, obey and die. Wasn’t really her cup of tea though, or anything like the excitement machine model for life, that she deep down desired. For it was deep deep deep down, in her deep deep deep soul, the real Real number one life that was she secretly chasing. Who wucking isn’t, who still has half a brain left, down here? She asked her own brain, which again, fell short of coming up with a decent answer.

    Tick number one for her, because deep down somehow, someway, she did have a purler of an intertwining gut and psychic feeling, about what her accursed life on the universe’s number one craphole planet was really all about. It was all about the vagaries and the highs and lows associated with love, that is. Many don’t get that and die without a wucking clue going for them, because they think life is all about fighting and war and being dominant and acquiring riches, but for some mysterious reason, JT did have a bit of a insider’s line on it. The who do you really love trip? That is. It was almost like the force in the background One life, had chosen her for a special third dimensional mission, or some’in’.

    Like she was another high high high powered mystical sleeper! With cosmic consciousness bubbling up within them, and ultimately exuding out of them, as that stuff that humans call extreme mystical and spiritual charisma. Like what had happened with that dude Jesus, and the Bood, and Moses, and Krishna, and Sri Nizzawatta, and so on. Only this time the host cosmic consciousness body was wearing a pair of superbly pair shaped breasts, and a lusciously gorgeous vagina, instead of an ugly scrotum bagged dick. Sort of stuff. Pretty good boobs too, she had. A pair of adequately sized, perfectly pair shaped rippers they were, all hers, that were sitting on top of her heart, and she hadn’t had to go under the knife to get them. She didn’t have to, because she’d inherited the adequately sized, perfectly pair shaped ripper breast’s gene, off her mum. She had no complaints about that either, but she had a heap of existential complaints about motherhood still mother hooding it over her. She did. 

    As a young young young kid, growing up to be a young homosapien female adult, she’d also inherited war and peace, inside and out. As well as situational mind and body control from an older parental source, and now in her transfer to a supposedly independent adult, it looked like that sort of shit was just getting a whole lot worse. When really she felt that it just shouldn’t have anything to do with her anymore. That didn’t correlate however with the fact that what she was currently living was called decidedly, a beggars can’t be choosers life. Being that she was a penniless beast of burden, carting around a neurotic to psychotic, body burdened up and somewhat bemused mind laced person. Who was stuck with a wayward personality, and who deep deep deep down, just like every other citizen on her wayward and super whacky and super violent planet, was just a beggar on the street of transcendental love. There were billions of her kind on her rotten to the core planet, and she knew it. She knew that she was ordinary, and not extraordinary, she did. She knew intuitively that her suffering and sorrow, was of the exact same type as the suffering and sorrow of her existentially forgotten, super wucked up race. She was archetypal and run of the mill therefore, she wasn’t a cosmic standout, yet. She was no anxiety free pretty pink flamingo, casually trotting around some fabulously blue lake, stuffing its beak full of abundant mud based food, that was for wucking sure. More like she was walking through a valley full of wucking evil super turds, it was, she reckoned.

    So bloody what however? What in the wuck? She had to ask herself, in her inner young woman. Was she that much of a wucking sinner? Was she cursed to be stuck as a sinner concept programme, caught up in a limitation concept programme, for the rest of mucking eternity? Was she doomed to re run the rotten rotten rotten, dualised Earth programme game, into the galactic ground, and never ever be able to really get out of it it it? That sticky matter web of attraction and repulsion, and fear and desire, and love and hate, and war and peace, and pain and pleasure, and God or Devil worshiping, and craving for this or that, that so so so many souls are stuck to here, that is. Would she ever escape it it it, so that she could existentially play in the far higher and far more upbeat, fun fun fun, non dualistic, programme games? Where the wucking enlightened went! So she’d heard from her mum, and her pop and her gran. Unfortunately for her, it seemed like she had sweet wuck all chance of doing that, at the moment. It did.

    At least she wasn’t a bad Barry H bomb throwing punches at innocent bye bye birdie bystanders, or a slap happy elbow you in the face, wharfie type. Or a beat you to death type. Or a drop a nuclear bomb on your head type. Because she hadn’t thumped anyone. Not yet, anyway. So far she had not been ultraviolent physically, and that’s what she had going for her, ultra big time. She didn’t have squillions in the wucking bank! Or servants to cook and clean for her. Or media cameras and Marys and Mikes and mikes in her face all of the time, to capture her useless ego crap, but she had that be non violent at all costs streak in her cosmic basket. She wucking well did. She’d got it from her mum she had, and some mums do pass some decent stuff along, along with their mother knot, they do.

    She hadn’t committed suicide yet either, and being a trumped up existentiality in a dirty dirty dirty duality consciousness programme, she wasn’t quite sure whether she was morbidly sad or gloriously happy about that. Because like just about every other human with half a brain still going for them, she had it in her that it would be good to go home to the ethereal home. One day. Where the ethereal birdies fly around as existentially free as all wuck, and as happy as pigs rolling around in the sky shit and sky mud. Oinking their happy happy happy, liberated hearts out, in their mystical heaven. One day, that heaven concept programme was gunna wucking happen for her, she hoped. She desired that an opposite of the Earth life happened somewhere else she did, because she felt that in such an opposite, that she may be a happy kid. Instead of being a shit unhappy, too angry and agro one, like she was now.

    A bright and desiring only the cosmic best, when only the cosmic best will do type, she was. Even if she was still a bit holographically bugged, by an absurdly outdated, ratshit duality consciousness programme, that has an intrinsic I am limitation concept running down the middle of it. Riding an existential razor’s edge! With I am a secure something with a strong ego off one side, and I am an absolutely insecure non ego event of a nothing, off the other side. That was her. Caught in the existential and mystical desire and fear trap! Hook, line and fanny, too, she was. Taking a programme to be blood and guts real, and ultra ultra ultra heavy super serious stuff, when maybe it is mucking not. Maybe again! That was a bit the mindset of this nineteen years old she, called JT. Alias, the Highgate kid. A land of make believe citizen, running with an I am a duality consciousness programme in her psyche, if ever there was one.

    I am evil. I am good. I am worthy. I am wucking unworthy. I am useful. I am wucking useless. I am something. I am wucking nothing. I am alone physically. I am not alone ethereally. I am a wucking beast of an animal. I am a squeaky ethereally clean, higher programme, drop down, downloaded angel. Figure that all out! Which way do you go, when there is a cosmic gun at y’head, and y’entire species could soon become extinct? Which way was more fun to get into in the end of time days? Hmmm! To dance with Mr D, or to dance with Mr G? Or someone or something else? The existential wild card maybe. That was her prime question. Love and hate! To love the programme, or to hate it? It is a tough call, when a citizen is bouncing around 24/7 in between those two emotionally top heavy concepts, and the Highgate was such a citizen she was. She wasn’t citizen Kane either. She was citizen Thompson, she was.

    To tell the absolute gut wrenching  truth, not being able to make up her mind which way was the real wucking fun way to go with such stuff, was beginning to existentially and socially bore her. Just about wucking senseless too. Like unto death till we part, sort of psychological gear. Existential boredom, and a strong dislike of establishment pigs, she had that 666 intestinal links up her arse, just like a lot of the kids do, these rotten rotten rotten days. Existential boredom and a need to blow off some homosapien third dimensional steam now and again, can however get a kid into big big big trouble, and she knew that all right. Robocop, super wise robot copper from the ranks that he was, told the kids to stay out of a trouble, but she hadn’t. Oh no! On the contrary, she’d wallowed in the shit outside the wucking coppers’ door, and done a wee bit more than that, she had. She’d given the thin blue line a shake all right, she had. She’d bi polared the mucking lot of them, and got herself a get the wucking crazy bitch out of here strike, she had.

     Nahh! She only just managed to tell herself, in her inner young woman territory. She wasn’t that bad, as far as homosapiens go. There were a lot worse than her around the joint, and she knew that. She was just a bit of a wucked up downloaded angelic human, that was all. Wasn’t it? Anyway, she felt, according to the current supernatural legends that were doing the mortal rounds, that’s all that she was. God! There were heinously cruel and heartless low life scum who raped and killed willy nilly on her rotten rock, and they were the real zunts on her planet, she reckoned. She wasn’t as wucked as them, and she knew it. She’d just slept around a bit, and screamed her lungs out here and there at this bitch or that prick, and the beguilingly rotten system. So what! She’d indulged in and self abused herself with legalized and prohibited drugs, and simultaneously developed a super strong anti establishment leaning. Big deal! Wasn’t that what big girls who rebel super seriously plus, and who purportedly don’t cry that much, did these days?

    If it was not for the fact that she was dead broke and a bit psychologically flat and nervously stressed out, with the odd panic attack and a touch of depression entering her oh so very young life, she never would have allowed the cops to have made the phone call. That had future ended up with her Whistler’s mother sitting on the end of her bed, in her old bedroom, staring trance like and somewhat glassy eyed at her stupid childhood dolls. Whilst simultaneously wondering what in the hell she was doing, and what in the muck was going on and down in her thoroughly confusing bi polaring, and riding the duality consciousness helter skelter slide out, of a life. The burn out virus programme gets many a good citizen, and it can get ’em pretty young, these very unpretty and pretty shitty 21st century days. She was the proof of that all right. God! She was just a kid, and she was only wucking nineteen! That’s pretty young to be riding the giant existential Barry bummer slide, in the middle of one hell of a supernatural galactic battle going on within a planetary programme, but she was. Unfortunately, a bit of a luckless Highgate kid, on a bit of a luckless planet, at the moment. Or so it Sweeny seemed, anyway.

    Demonized nerves! Prompting little bi polaring burn outs inside of her psyche’s constitution, and promulgating the spin off gatherings of unpoliced hoons in her head. Currently, Julie Thompson didn’t like them at all. As far as JT was concerned, they were all fuckers of the highest order. They were fuckers galore, the nerve packs and clots and unpoliced hoon gatherings inside of her were. She was societal and existentially damaged goods because of them, and a bit of a bung black dog of a programme, she felt, rather strongly. That the system had triggered the bung black dog of a programme off, and somehow and some way the system was going to have to pay for that heinous crime, she thought. That the system should build one’s esteem up to the existentially great and fantastic heights, where child like fun galore roams again, and that it shouldn’t pulverize it mercilessly into cerebral bemusion, where black dogs galore hang out. Shitting all over the place too. It shouldn’t foster a disgusting self and species hatred, with an attached and inherited self destruct trajectory, like it does with so many people. Species too. She reckoned.

    Journey on the dark side of time and space. Journey on the light side of time and space. Or dream journeying somewhere in between. As matter and energy combined, with a spirit backer thrown into one’s soul for good measure. She was the driver of all of that, or at least she thought that she was supposed to be, but she didn’t have much wucking control at the moment. She couldn’t quite pin her ego concept identity down these days, because it seemed to her that it was spread out, all over the wucking universe. Some days it was like she was on the bus in that movie Speed, with that Matrix bloke Neo and his shades in it, and that giggling American lady. It was. Then other days it was like she’d become a bit of a non thinking snail, slithering along and leaving slime behind her, whilst going nowhere. Real slowly like. The moody blues or gross existential depression, she had them bad some dark nights, and she was a true blue child of the land of Oz all right. Arf! Arf! Arf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Owroooooo! Owroooooo! Owroooooo! Her black dogs inside were going, intermittently.

    The Highgate kid felt adamantly, and earnestly too, and she sensed it strongly, that the system’s inbuilt and embodied up selfish greed, was by far the worst human narcotic of them all. She was only nineteen, but she already knew that, because it was just about the easiest thing for a human to pick up. That the number one human vice was selfish greed, and the number one human attribute was ignorance, was pretty evident to her. Furthermore, from what she’d seen of it out on the street, and on the tv and everywhere else, she was quite aware that it the greed and ignorance could turn people into dependant ego psychotics, pretty easily. Ego was a bit of a dirty word to her, because it chased mortal power, and bullied and raped and killed far too often, it did. She had her old yellow lady pegged as just about being one of them too egoed up types at the moment, too. Her old lady wanted it all her own way, and that was the I am dominator, do this! Or hand it wucking over virus in the human programme, to a wucking T. She thought. Bossy bossy bossy boots her mum was, and the old lady was the dominator type, whom the Highgate kid was currently dealing with.

    For the therapeutic sorting out of her chronic bemusion and her almost tipping off the existential scales, and for the alleviation of her somewhat neurotic to a bit psychotic and giving her trouble nerves then, she would have far preferred a Freud look alike. Or much better still a woman, instead of him him him, to whom her wucking mother was currently taking her.

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

    ‘He’s an Indian mum! An Indian! He’s fucking one of them! He’s an Arby!’ She suddenly spat at her old lady. Right in the furiously fertile left side of her driving face, too. ‘You’re taking me to see a winging telemarketer! Who probably thinks that unnecessarily interrupting people’s lives and frustrating the shit out of them with multinational dribble crap, in the middle of a shower or a crap, is a noble middle class job. Or else, if not that, you’re more than likely lining me up with a winging fucking ex cricketer, who can’t handle the truth that they’re not some elephant riding God from out of one of the Gitas! Or fucking something! Christ almighty mum!’ hissed JT, at her old lady. ‘Why couldn’t you have picked a fucking Tibetan therapist? Their grudge against this viciously motherfucking and super bully full lunatic’s fucking world, I can easily understand. Someone like the Tankman would have been good too. Now there’s a dude whom I can easily identify with mumsy! So why aren’t you taking me see the Tankman or his spirit, instead of an Arby wog?’ She spat almost viciously, at the near new Falcon’s driver. With the tiny pricks of dyed black hair that were still left on top of her Mansonistically shaved scone, sticking up like razorblade corner edges. Too. Her eyes flashing multiple doses of hard done by cosmic indignation at her historical maternal adversary, as well. Just about calling her old lady a wucking zunt inside, the kid was. Hohh! The mother knot that she had with her was a wucking purler. For sure it was, this absolutely stinking hot southwest downunder, Oz day.

    ‘Julie!’ Her old lady, who had absolutely had more than enough, and who truly rooly felt like she was on some stretched to the max boxing ring ropes, admonished her. ‘Your language is as usual absolutely atrocious my girl. Please try to desist from using that coarse language with me! I don’t speak that way to you dear. Do I?’

    ‘What! I am acting naturally and speaking my Earth taught language, and you’re questioning its status yet again? Are we going to debate the morality of the fucking f word now, are we mum? You’re blackmailing me with basic survival stuff to see some no doubt pushy bloody wog motherfucker, and we’re going to debate the morality of the fucking f word. Are we? Christ! I don’t believe it! I just don’t fucking believe it!’ Roared JT, somewhat like an exploding tin of sardines. ‘I am telling you mum!’ she crapped on, with her natural pissed off and plumb wucking riled intense intelligence, almost flaming out of her. ‘If I had a flying saucer right now, I’d be off this shit of a fucking monster’s planet faster than the speed of fucking light! I am talking existential angst and expressing it, and you’re talking a convential straight laced language. We’re chalk and cheese mum!’ she asserted. ‘You might as well blast off for Venus right now and get y’pussy tickled by some fairy Goddess or Godfather, and I’ll blast off for Mars and catch up with m’Braveheart mates, and we’ll make some more fucking war in heaven. Because God knows, every other fucking fucker in this fucking place is!’

   ‘Oh pollywaffle Jules! You’ll get nothing out of Mars but copious red dust and chronic sweat rashes, and Shyam is not a wog! He comes highly highly highly recommended, and he’s helped a lot of people. Maybe he can help you by teaching you how to give yourself a good talking to, now and again.’

    ‘A good talking to! A good talking to! A good talking to! Mu..uuuuuummm! For fuck’s fucking sake!’ Julie snapped. ‘I need a lot more than fucking that! Fucking hell! I need a planet that doesn’t suck like all fucking fuck, just for a fucking start! I need a programme rock that hugs and supports me, and one that gives me a fair go and boots my programme up now and again, and backs me existentially fucking up! I don’t need this one that’s run by a cruel and heartless and bloodthirsty and lunatical dark power, and which is absolutely obsessed with ripping me off blind and making mega mega mega profit out of me somehow, before wiping me and everybody else out. With mega unnecessary pecking order generated stress, bullets and bombs, and greedy dollar making, environmentally killer destructive, beast man and beast woman, sky war God backed, manipulation profit profit profit making fucking bullshit.’

    Here, the nineteen year old gave her old dear an absolutely filthy look.

   ‘Get real mum! For fuck’s sake old girl!’ she continued. ‘We’re not on fucking Venus yet! This is still the motherfucking Earth mumsy! Wake up!’ Said the kid, as she took a worthy gulp of ribald Oz air. ‘Woof! Woof! Woof mum!’ She went on. ‘How many times do I have to tell you that these days! It is not meow meow meow, second coming time yet old girl. You’re not going to go fucking senile and get dementia on me before you reach fifty, are you mum? I can’t even look after m’self these days, so I’ve got fuck all chance of looking after you too. Aliiiicce will have to give up her lawyer’s job to fucken do it! Or else, we’ll have to get you into a nursing home. Don’t worry mum, we’ll pick a good one. Hopefully, you won’t get the chronic chronic chronic shits, too much. If you do, it’ll probably be a bit of karmic payback for what you’re doing to me today. You dirty dirty dirty, low down, under the counter bitch! You are pulling rank on me mum! You know what I think about that! Don’t y’Adolfess?’

    Louise Thompson sighed heavily, like mother’s do, because she’d heard it all before a hundred thousand mucking times. Being that it was just about her kid’s stock multi paragraphed existential bitch, about this so called planet Earth. I am a bored to the existentially boned body, in a sick sick sick world, full of crazy mad, ultraviolent baby soul psychos. Her kid wasn’t too fond of that programmed up conceptualization, at the moment. That was pretty obvious to her mum, but what in the wuck could she do about it? She wasn’t a qualified and professional existential and mystical instructor. She was just an ordinary Australian, trying to get by in the land of Oz. She had the mystical in her, but she couldn’t pass it on to her kid, because she didn’t know how and the mother knot forbade it. If ever a good mother needed a good Guru to sort out a wayward child, this one did.

   

    “Poor me, I am a re run victim! Who can I blame for my myriad re run, I am a bodymindmachine woes? I know! I’ve got it! I’ve got it! I’ve got it! I’ll blame what’s outside of me and hate the muck out of it, because what’s on the inside of me can’t measure up and figure out how to deal with the accursed split outside, or the accursed split inside. The mind and the human, they’re both filthy superbung programmes, they are. Sob! Sob! Sob!”

    Re run, Groundhog Day like.

    How many ways can a human play with that sort of existential conceptualization? She the mother knew of a few trillion, particularly as she’d used a few of them up herself, on her path for glory. Her sojourn to find that long lost ancestral place, where the beast and the angel within and without are joined together in eternal love and light again, that is. Romantic physical love and romantic ethereal love, Louise Thompson was chasing them both. Just like a woman. Some bastards as well.

    Suddenly, as if right on cue, and as if it was a machine that was running in a parallel universe to her current existential frustrations, the near new Falcon went jerking down and then rapidly up a gear. As the she being driver tripped her indicators on, and her magnificent machine magically took a one frame sideways right step in the picture, and extremely flash like, moved to the lusciously vacant outside lane of the venerable Walcott street. There was some idiot dickhead show pony in a black 4 wheel drive in front of her, or there had been, and even though she could not currently get any satisfaction out of her relationship with her youngest daughter, Louise tremendously enjoyed the exhilaration of more than comfortably cruising past the going to slow bastard of a dickhead in the 4WD. She’d partaken of a sideways look at the abortion of a driver as she’d shot by his heap of black shit too, and by crikey she’d thought to herself, he was one ugly sonofabitch.

    The old Caucasian goon had looked like he’d been born breech out of a bulldog’s bum, in between a couple of being ejected turds, instead of headfirst from out of a just about had it vagina. Or maybe some laboratory where evil scientists do strange experiments had produced him, she mused. Like she thought that so so so many politicians and judges and big business and media types look like, he had looked to her, and she fair reckoned to herself that he had been and no doubt still was, a rather bulldog faced, goo slobbering animal allright.

    She hadn’t just been 21st century feminism in motion, as she’d flashed by the horribly presumptuous slug mobile on the now far back inside lane to her either, because she still looked like some sort of stiff backed, primeval, blonde headed, Aussie Oz Goddess. On wheels, courtesy of a near new Ford. A bit of a looker she still was, despite being forty eight years old. Breasts like targeted Aussie rules footballs that are pointing at some blissful heavenly goals, she had. Pumping out of the chest area of her yellow dress like a couple of divinely handsome celestial mountains, they were. Passed the nice galactic pair gene onto the young gone off the rails being riding in the Ford with her, she did. Passed a few other things on as well, maybe. She had. Some mothers do have them, and she’d mucking had one all right, she thought. That parenting was like cultivating tiger snakes in y’head, some days. Why do people do it? Why had she wucking dun it? She didn’t know. She just knew that reaping the unripened and off the track fruit of her 20th century rooting actions,  was hard hard hard 21st century yakka, and not a mucking teddybear’s picnic. At all. She wasn’t Alice in Wonderland. She was the ex missus Thompson in Oz Perth, she was.

   

    As far as Louise, who was a real 21st century middle aged Aussie gal was concerned however, 4 wheel drives had taken over from Volvos as the machines to hate. She didn’t like them at all, and having their fat lumbering showpony arses in front of her was definitely not her cup of chai. At all. Whether the driver was a stupid young upper middle class or upper class squirt of a mother, as they tended to be, or an ugly old upper class fart like the one that she’d just burned off, it didn’t matter to her. Particularly as she had other things occupying her consciousness at present, namely the gone off the rails item sitting next to her.

    If only she felt, with considerable trepidation desperation in her veins, that she could just flap out a milk filled boob and stick Julie on the end of it, and sort the little societally nazitised bitch out. If only it were that simple, like it used to be, in her old old old days. Before the little package of a cute pooping thing on the end of her nipple had grown up, into a bit of a nightmare on legs. Into a 21st century female Crazy Horse, who quite frankly, was once again, proving to be too much for her to handle. She was supposed to be grooving in the mythically nostalgic Itchycoo Park 24/7 with her new boyfriend, Tommy the infidel, and not stressing out to the max because of a wayward child who should have more common bloody sense. That was getting to her, somewhat. It the apparently winless parenting role was getting up her goat, and not her sprightly yellow dress, where she currently desired a half decent tickle or two, it was.

    It would have gotten to any forty eight year old bombshell with the hots for a second coming, really. There is nothing like one’s own space, and the freedom of movement inherent in that absolutely wonderful consciousness level called liberty, the liberty to choose between solitude or company, that is. Louise knew that back the front and inside out. Just like she knew the unsalted butter on her daily bread, and the nipples on her mighty, currently uptown Oz breasts.

    In her professional mother’s thinking also, was strongly the notion that her kid Julie had picked up the above average intelligence that she herself had inherited from her extremely progressive folks, and they from theirs. As well, it was clear that the little bitch was genetically expressing to its maximum degree, the extremely rebellious Ned Kellyish nature and fingers up to all deadbeat, square minded authority figures, that was a part of her family’s cultural and philosophical tradition. She was an Oz kid all right. Only it the entire consciousness package was all far too strong for her at the moment, and obviously the Jules didn’t know how to handle it. As a matter of fact, having the divine cosmic intelligence so far up up up her cutey cute cute cute arse, so soon soon soon in her life, was burning JT out. That was pretty obvious to her good intentioned mum. God!

    It the early burn out and associated early life crisis was happening all over the planet with the kids these days, everywhere like, and like every adult who was worth the ethereal salt in them, she had to shake her head about that. So much intelligence going down a drunken street war violence laced drain was such a sad waste, for her. She felt for the young Louise did, because the shit in the super greedy motherfucker and killer establishment pig systems had so accelerated, that the world was even more explosively difficult to cope with, than it was when she was a kid and a young adult. It was just getting tougher and tougher and tougher to remain a sane sane sane human being, in such a super stressful and chronically expensive world, and she knew it.

    The old world was dying, and the new world might miscarriage and never be born, and it was freaking people out. She knew that, like all mums do these rotten rotten rotten, end of time days. As well, the killer serial killer psychos were everywhere, from the very top to the very bottom of her society, and her civilization too. It was real life! These chronically expensive days, for sure for the kids, she surmised. She had empathy for her kid then, and some left over for all of the other kids in the universe too, she did. She was a good soul, and an extremely intelligent one, and also one who didn’t mind a half decent root, with a second coming maybe attached to it, now and again. Was Louise Thompson. Supposed to be ex mother, on the loose. But not quite, because of her child JT. An existentially wayward lass, if ever there was one. A bit of a shadow type, actually.

    It was also quite evident to the mother that every anti the masses, rigged ruling class system so far invented upon this Earth, would be too slow and too boring for her kid’s type of flighty consciousness level. Furthermore, she was cognizant that any system going that in anyway fiddled with sacredly inherent individual rights, would antagonize the shit out her little darlin’. To venture deep into the herd would not be her kid’s cup of tea, that was pretty obvious to her. Her second child was not the sort to tolerate any state that is run by some sleazy and wealthy minority’s narrow minded pecking order, that is fuelled by a grossly ignorant make ceaseless God backed war vision, play domination with her fervently free and fertile mind. She was too much of a free thinker, and she had too many extreme insights for that to be, her good mum thought.

    In a way, Louise surmised dead ironically, it would have been far far far better if Julie had been a lot lot lot dumber, and placed more more more in the middle middle middle of the human herd. She could have maybe kept her nice long blonde hair then, and maybe read out the six o’clock news on commercial tele in a palatable female voice, and told everybody how many are dead and how everything everywhere is so fucking unbelievably fucked 24/7. That’s what the ex missus was thinking.

    Rather however, her immediate reality was that her kid being was a bit of a universal fly by nighter, who was skirting the fringes of the mad and spooked unemployed and employed, good and evil human herd, at seemingly a hundred thousand miles per hour. Like a flying saucer, with an incredibly space drunk alien at the controls, JT was to her good mum, some days. Too much intelligence and too much thinking and too much of a good or a bad thing can burn a mind out pretty easily, and the missus, or rather the ex missus, she knew that from direct mucking around experience. Many plus others of her boobed up and balled up, and half way in between kind did, too. The mind is a super super super, dicey dicey dicey item, that lives on a razor’s edge called this insanely unjust and crazy existential reality. It is, for learner souls, an unbelievably fickle and an extremely difficult to handle existential tool, and the ex missus who was currently without a half decent rooting partner to be incredibly soul mate intimate with, and maybe have a second coming with, she knew that all right. That’s why she was a yellow dressed lady, and it was why she drove a gun Ford too. A neat package indeed her wonderful machine looked, and it was a credit to the venerable street that it was on, it wucking well was.

    She had to back her daughter with all of her big guns blazing however, because her maternal love for her just wouldn’t go away, and the kid was just treading her own idiosyncratic version of the same path that she herself had trod. Many moons ago, when she’d hit the piss and the pot and the acid a bit too much, and maybe had her legs open a bit too much, in her own youthful wild days. When she used to be what was called back in the late late late twentieth century, a hippy. A love child who liked sex and drugs and rock’n’roll, and that sort of peace which is rarely found on this astonishingly appalling and quite shocking and shock filled, beautiful planet. Like Jimmie Morrison and a few others did, she’d done. Except she hadn’t tipped herself over that edge that is called death. She had been lucky, whilst many others hadn’t.

    Her terrestrial fingers were crossed then that the Indian sage’s sidekick that she was taking Julie to could help the lass, in that existential area where the maternal and the parental couldn’t reach her. Her kid had an environmentally reared and a secondhand inherited and learnt, heavily impregnated black dog programme bug in her, and Louise was hoping like hell that against all of the odds, that the therapist from the subcontinent could drag it out of her. Then shotgun the demon filled bug’s head off, king cobra up a kookaburra’s arse like. Set Julie free from her bug virus, and open up her programme to the lusciously delightful concept called, the prospects of getting a second coming in before death. That’s about what mum wanted the old Indian fucker to do. She had high hopes, but she’d heard good good good things, about the bloke that she was taking her off the rails kid to.

   

    In her mind’s eye, the good intentioned mum was currently fixated on a three year old mental image of her younger daughter, asleep in bed. It was about the main thing that was holding Louise together, because she was remembering how much love had been pulsating thru her constitution, as she’d gazed at the adorably cute and oh so innocent form of her sleeping beauty child. She was recalling how strong was the feeling in her back then that all should go well for her second made from making love, and wucking like crazy kid, and that she be kept safe and live a rewarding life. All of that and more had been in the little kiss on the forehead that she’d given Julie, before she’d gently retreated each night from the bedroom, totally and absolutely in love with the aura of her gorgeously beautiful, asleep child.

    Then, believe it or not, she had had to live a recent reality where after a phone call in the middle of the early am hours, she had had to go to a police station and collect the said Julie. Whom a hard voiced officer had told her on her landline, had been a very naughty naughty naughty girl. Because she was under the influence of prohibited substances, namely ice. Probably. Cannabis sativa also, because they’d found a couple of little stinky poo buds of it in one of her pockets, he’d said. Not only that, the good lady got told by the law that her pro creation had spent a large part of the night crawling around their gardens on all fours, and that at one stage she had dropped her black strides and given them a pretty damn good Ms Sharon impersonation.

    As a matter of fact, apparently, she had given them a pissflapps puppetry show that they would all remember until the day that they wucking died. Before she had urinated profusely on their much loved and tenderly looked after geraniums, that is. Real underbelly stuff it had been, like big time. The sarge, he’d almost passed out apparently. On account of she had been obviously drunk and full of piss also, and full bladdered to the max, and he dearly loved his geraniums, he did. Meowing and scratching at them like a pussy cat going the toms too, she’d been, apparently, a bit of an ultra ultra ultra wild one for the good officers to handle.

   

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

    Madam!” The cop on the phone had barked at the good mum known as Louise Thompson. “No young pussies are allowed to roam free in either the station’s front or back yards! It’s against the state’s laws, and she scratched around them both. If the cells weren’t so full to the brim, we’d have thrown her in the slammer, and ran her thru the books, and the computers. I’ve been here ten years and I’ve never seen anything like it! I’ve never seen such astonishingly unbelievable and absolutely downtown flamboyant to the max hysterical behavior, in my entire professional fucking life! It was like a female Tassie devil had come to town, and every time that we tried to touch her, she went crazy cat wild with agro and fear. Like one of them. She was absolutely frightening missus Thompson! We were very nearly pissing in our pants a couple of times, but please don’t tell the Minister that. For God’s sake, don’t do that missus T. Or we won’t all get a hefty pay rise, like we bloody well should!”

    The good missus had been informed, about her child. By the grossly underpaid policeman.

    “Come and get y’bloody daughter missus! Because we don’t want her and we don’t need her! We’re not wucking psychiatrists! We’re mucking cops!”

   

    Is basically the gist of what the somewhat irate cop on the phone had told her. Before he’d passed the communication device over to an incoherent and babbling, and coming out of it her dreamtime storm time some, and a little bit quieter and more subdued, cyclone Julie. Who had only just managed to repeat the officer’s request. However, not in quite the same Earth language.

   “Come… and… save me from the fucking pigs mumsy!…For fuck’s sake! Because their gardens stink to the high heavens….of too much f..f…fucking…d..d…fucking dogshit!” Actually, is what the too out of it Julie had said. In stop start, garbled bursts.

   Which had had Louise severely cringing. Like she was a fully fledged member of some bottom of the bottom of the rung, floored turds filled, dunny sweeping untouchable caste, as she’d entered the police station. Feeling like an average absolutely powerless citizen, living within a mad mad mad 21st century state, she’d been, that is. It hadn’t been necessary however, because the law had been deliriously happy to see her, and even more deliriously happy to hand her chronic problem child back to her. With no questions asked, and no bloody little stinky poo buds of pot in her pockets either.

    Because it had been quite obvious to them all that the kid’s mum was going to need all the help that she could get, to straighten her offspring out. They’d easily assessed that mum didn’t need a costly court case. It had seemed to them all rather, good souls that they were, that what she’d needed was the dough quickly to lash out on a mighty mucking good therapist or two, for her extremely wayward plus child. Who had to them to the man and the opposite of that, been a bit of a little shaven headed steam train come off its tracks. A young mad mad mad woman, that no one really wanted to know about, or have hanging around their station. That is. They would have preferred a whole bikie gang, compared to one Julie. She had been that bad, that it had shocked the lot of them just about senseless, and the streets that they were paid too cheaply to patrol, were getting worse and worse and worse by the second. They’d seen the proof of that they had, and they’d been more than keen to get rid of the  wucking Highgate kid. They had.

    So the patience expired police officers, both male and female, had been all smiles and empathetic politeness personified, and the ex missus Thompson couldn’t have got a smoother treatment if she’d have been on Mars. Partying with Thor the God of thunder, and his mates. Both female and male, and bikies and sex workers and addicts and nuns and the poor and the homeless included. And all crooked and corrupt lawyers, judges and politicians, and police officers, and pedophilic priests, and media wankers and serial killers, and dark lords and spider queens, excluded. For the benefit of flying Mr Kite.

    The kind not on the take coppers did inform the fleeing mother however that the next time, that her daughter wouldn’t get off so easy. Not with calling them bad hog names, and with her substance abuse and her unlicensed meowing, and what not. A pity that the Eagle hadn’t been so damn lucky, but that’s the ball game in a dualistic shithole like this one. The next time her naughty girl would go before a judge, Louise had been told, rather emphatically. Twice too. Once by a deep bass toned sergeant who’d looked like he ate and drank real well, and once by a pretty young female, authoritarian detective. Who had had her long jet black hair done up into a failed softish ponytail, and a strapped Dirty Harry type big mucking gun adjacent to her ample right tit. Tucked into her leather shoulder holster like an oversized Peter heater on a holiday, it had been. A female Elliot Ness in need of a pin striped suit, or maybe an extremely hard core lesbian lover, or a movie set like Underbelly, Louise had thought of her. Somewhat cat cat cat sarcastically, at the time. She hadn’t been able to help it either, because it that cat cat cat cattish impression had just come to her at the time, like a second coming should.

    For Louise, a second coming was a whopping big injection of the old super enthusiastic child like life force, in that which is just about five sixths dead. That is, that which is just about psychologically shagged from enduring and surviving in this unbelievable hellhole of a world for so long as forty plus eight years, and who isn’t getting enough of the other, far more fun shagging. Gets! Tutti frutti! A damn good shagging of the u beaut right kind for once. A well matured Bridget Jonesing so to speak, and some sex wucking anywhere, and consequently some spin off cosmic re boot comes along. Courtesy of a gloriously romantic, second coming.

    A named and shaped catalyst, with in her case a penis, super stimulates the love juices again, and one loves the universe again and sails off into a heavenly romantic sunset in a Tardus bubble. Sort of stuff, it was. The lusty desire for both unadulterated and adulterated heterosexual romance playing up within her yet again, pure and simple. It was also a bit of a white horse model reinvented, and she knew it, but for the 48 gal from Highgate, it was better than mucking nothing. Because simply put, she’d had a wucking absolute gutful of shopping and making multinational pricks richer and richer and richer, and she wanted a half decent root with maybe a second coming attached to it as a trade off, the yellow dressed lady did.

    One wakes up to being alive instead of feeling three quarters dead with a second coming, and is existentially gay again about life once more, she knew. Like a child is so super enthusiastic for life, so one is again. Chemical sort of stuff, it is, she was cognizant of. Rebooting one’s existential love for it all and not worrying and seeing nothing but problems everywhere all of the time, in other words. It was, for her, being in love and having sex anywhere. Milking the absolutely beautiful and absolutely fantastic, lusciously gorgeous exquisiteness out of it that which is simply the sensual life. In a re run that is actually worth it, because it is full of fun and love again, that’s what a second coming was, she reckoned. Oh! She’d just about die in some horny Devil’s arms for a second coming, Louise would.

    No wonder then that she had her favourite eye catching yellow dress on! No wonder then that she was driving a wucking Ford! No wonder then that she was living in Perth city in southwest downunder, in the land of Oz. No wonder then that one half of her mind was preoccupied with what was happening with her little nazi bitch of a kid JT, whilst the other half was preoccupied with what was gunna happen with the lusciously gorgeous, brutishly hunky and cute butted to the max, Tommy the infidel. Who apparently, or so he told everyone, hailed from wucking Muckinbudin. A tiny tiny tiny hamlet in the wucking Western Australian wheatbelt, that is.

    For the ex missus, these days, with the dreaded fifty just around the getting more apocalyptic by the day corner, second comings were pretty desirable things to have in that package, which is one’s middle aged life. Attending to a gone off the rails kid meanwhile, wasn’t much fun. It was just life, and a really poor imitation of the real thing, and doing one’s accursed and biologically vexed and much loved, heart duty. It was a hard yakka love test, and quite frankly, Louise reckoned that she’d already done enough hard yakka love tests to last her fifty thousand life times, in an unbelievable dump like this Earth. She’d squeezed two little, gorgeously beautiful bitch buggers out and shed some considerable cells, and put up with them and a husband or two who just didn’t get it until the horse had bolted twenty miles down the road; for twenty odd mucking years. Christ all bloody mighty!

    She was an iron lady! Iron blonde she was! Disguised as flesh and blood. She’d been iron long before her folks had been beheaded and incinerated in their horribly fiery car and truck smash. Only the iron souled survive in this world, she knew that, but in a very different way to the establishment pigs. Who put their iron into bullets and bombs, and their hearts too. Instead of back into the family of soul love, which every single human being is a part of. Of course, there should be a statue of her on every bloody street corner! How else could she as a mother see it? Who had done the hard hard hard yakka yards, whilst everybody else was only deluding themselves with their pathetic illusions into thinking that is was they, and not their mum, who was doing the hard hard hard yakka yards? Of course, she as a mother, had. So it was well and truly time that a second coming break or two came her way, she was fervently Ford musing, with one last little ping of a 48 excitement dot, pinging around her west coast brain.

    It the 48 excitement dot pinged and pinged and pinged, and it went here and there as chemical and said hello super jovially to this or that fellow neuron in her brain in a millisecond flat. The result of it all was that chemicals galore went downwards galore, and little explosions of simulated orgasm feelings went hither and thither in mum’s pelvic area and stomached guts. Self excited adrenalin, was squeezing thru her veins again, it was. It was like her soul’s heart was pumping real real real strong again, with I am alive, and that whatever had downloaded into her when the universe had started big bang like, was about to blow back out of the top of her head . Big time too. As if some of her simulated orgasms could go the other way in a collective, and spiral upwards in a click of the fingers, and collect in her heart for a whopper of a big existential and cosmic love putsch, and then blow clean out of the top of her head and arc. To go right thru her targeted man, being Tommy the infidel. Thru whom she could explode her I am in love with my existentiality, around this heady heady heady, universe. Which would be wunderbar wunderbar wunderbar stuff, for her. She was quite aware of that.

    The anticipation of true love with a good universe, it was. With an old hippy slant ingested into it, too. She had a wee sniff of it, there was no doubt about that. Was there some of it just around the corner for her? Would Tommy the infidel play the right sort of Earth game with her, so that she could fall head over heels in love with her universe again? Eh tutti frutti! She mucking hoped so. Was he a wucking crude bastard, and was he 008 and licensed to downunder wuck, good and proper? She fully intended to find out, the old 48 girl did.

    Meanwhile, the wucking Ford’s wheels just kept on going around and around and around, on top of the venerable Walcott street bitumen, beneath hers and her kid’s feet. What else could they do, with mum’s staunch right foot planted smack on their mega strong and superbly created, Earth pedal? They couldn’t take a holiday when there was hard work to be done. Not at all.

    A thin plate of floor metal doomed to rust and fade away into microscopic dust, and then pass from there into absolutely nothing at all. Except the pre big bang universe gear which no mind can know about, separated them from the dangerously exposed and rushing by bitumen headed street beneath them; and that is a bit the mortal’s story so far. Unfortunately. She was thinking in the midst of a bit of a little cynical thought cloud, that she’d very recently, or suddenly Ford conjured up. The dualistic possibility that she wasn’t gunna get any love or sex at all from that Tommy the infidel bastard, is what she had momentarily switched to thinking about. Making another good decision however, she decided to completely ignore such doubtful tripe and rubbish, and to plough on ahead with her erotic, existential fun dreams. Of course the infidel would play with her! He was an Oz man! From Muckinbudin too. He wasn’t a west coast pussy, she told herself, so that she believed it, ninety nine plus percent. Aside from all of that, she just had a gut feeling that she and Tommy were gunna play with each other, sooner or later.

    It was all happening southwest downunder in and on the realm of mind, for the yellow dressed lady. That was for mucking sure. Duality! First one way, and then the direct opposite, and then back again, and then repeat. That was the lady’s pattern, and the pattern of her dualistically bound up like shit to an existential shovel, species. War and peace inside and out, defined her third dimensional consciousness, like lusciously gorgeous defined her human female’s S shape.

 

    As they pulled up at yet another set of accursedly vexed, and mucking red far too often mucking traffic lights, in a city that has just about as many of them as it has people, and dogs and cats and birds and cockroaches and dust mites all combined. Into a really big numbered spewey stew and Mount Everest high pile of red lights. The average 21st century mortal life, that is. There, at that mucking mortal point where despair hangs on one side, and a kind of ecstacy hangs on the other, and a half decent knob to somewhere absolutely different either way hangs in the middle, Louise was positioned. In something of an existential and mystical and survival dilemma. Big time, with too many contradictions between desires and actual doings or having to doose, in her life. Who isn’t caught up in that full of contradictory desires, existential survival web, where the have to do’s heavily outweigh the want to do’s? These super spooky, super troubled, super bloody 21st century, end of time days. She thought. Is the current word out upon the street, all around the world. Every bugger knows! She reckoned.

    That the pulls and pushes and stresses and enigma troubles in the 21st century life can be absolutely overwhelming. In a mad mad mad world, they can drive some beings totally and absolutely insane insane insane, they can. In such societies, governed by such appallingly low in vibration, beast brained establishment pigs, she saw that even the filthy rich sometimes are more than tempted by the final out of it that mortals call, suicide. Missus Thompson, just like the boozy Missus Robertson did in the sixties, she knew about that. She wucking did.

    She had Simon and Garfunkled her way thru all of that crappy money and mortal power can’t buy you the right kind of love data, years and years ago, she had. When it came to the war between subtle feelings and subtle other side power, and hard core blood and iron thought and practice, she was well aware that subtle feelings and the subtle other side power would eventually triumph. One cannot take one’s fists or guns or big bombs or anything else that kills humans, or one’s isms, to heaven. One has to leave them behind, she knew that. She knew instinctively and intuitionally that the universal flow was from the dense back into the subtle, and that the subtle ruled, and that it was not the other way around. She wasn’t a total ignorant, or an existentially violent God mad deluded type, but she was on a planet full of them. There was no doubt about that. East or west, such types abounded in her world. To many of them, God was great. To others, God did not exist. Which is just the way it goes in a duality program, because everybody knows that there are two sides to every story, and then there are the multitudes of spin offs.

    She, Louise, was no dumb suicidal blonde then, far from it. She was just a run of the mill good woman, with a 21st century woman’s intelligence, and the hots for a second coming. Neither was she totally and absolutely insane, having come from an exceedingly left wing of all bloody wings, family background. Her father having been as a mortal being, a mystical philosopher and a political analyst and a painter, and a gardener and a part time fisherman and writer. Of most unusual ghost stories. Mind blowing ones actually. With heaps of benevolent and motherfucker aliens, inserted into every plot. Y files gear. Whilst her good mother had been a supremely good 24/7 brain surgeon. Who had always been in over demand, in her hectic heyday, so that their only daughter’s intelligence was far reaching, and sometimes quite emphatically spot on. Well, at least abstractly and intuitionally anyway. Though it could also be as poignant as all hell, and dualistic to its deep throated core.

    That love and hate and peace and ultra violence walk dualistically side by side upon this wretchedly beautiful Earth, intermingled in and in between human bodies and other ones too, she the aging not too badly blonde in the yellow dress was instinctively and intuitionally aware of. God knows, she’d lived it that vexed duality where the ego beast fought the ethereal angel in one and others nonstop, and the angel fired back now and again. So, she was flagrantly aware of, did everybody else on her wretched rock live exactly their version of that light to dark duality of mind. 24/7 too. It was just a Barry bummer that her daughter’s time for the beast to angel duality’s contradictions to all bubble up above her psyche’s surface, gross enigma and black dog oil like, had mucking well come when all that she’d really wanted to do herself. Truthfully! Was to wuck around 24/7 with that gorgeously hunky brute, Tommy the, hopefully, wucking infidel. Now who could blame her for that? God? Who had purportedly made her vagina in the first place. She didn’t think that that was likely. If God had indeed created her vagina, then he must have done so for her to use it, and by Christ, if she even got half a chance, she was gunna use it on Tommy the infidel’s two heads, she was. She was adamant about that, was the ex missus Thompson.

    What a contradiction she was still in, with a beast who wanted to wuck and mortal romance like crazy still within her, whilst also in the mix somewhere, she was simultaneously hosting a fallen angel who desired ethereal absolution and mystical liberation. That was the part in her that desired to be head over heels in love with the universe again. Like she had been a long long long time ago, in her first and most powerful love is a drug affair with a bloke, and this universe. Such is life she felt that such a duality fused with hard core irony exists everywhere on this rotten rotten rotten, but still very beautiful rock. She had to tell herself that irony ruled one’s life sometimes, over and over again. She did. Stuck record player like. Stuck at another red light like. Going somewhere seriously important, and going absolutely nowhere in the dreaming in the dreamtime, at the same time. Like. Living life. Being a being experiencing being being shagless and recording it with unwanted memories, that is. Not getting a second coming when one wucking well deserves one, that is.

    Because they hadn’t wucked each other’s brains out yet. Her and Tommy the infidel, that is. They hadn’t even had a tickle downunder, or anywhere flipping else either. A peck on each other’s cheeks, is as far as they’d got. They hadn’t had a Dame Edna, nor a Wallaby Bob, nor a Spinifex McMasters, nor an absolutely riveting Mr Squiggle. There had not been a sniff of a Clinton, or a Claytons. Nor had they come anywhere near to tasting each other’s vaginamite and penis pasted sandwiches. So far, all that they’d done was talk like sweety toothed Freddo frog confidants, and the blonde was hoping like all hell that that was going to change real soon. Truthfully, she was most keen to have the galactic root of the century with Tommy the infidel, was Louise.

    He was ten years younger than her, and he was built like a heterosexual male Terminator, but he had the face of a simply irresistible, fallen angel. He was Norse Goddish with his blonde mop and his exquisitely sparkling light blue eyes, and the lady in yellow, she just couldn’t block out his Scandanavianish and Valhallaish charms. Even just a few flashy thoughts about the hunky Nordish looking bastard from Muckinbudin, could turn her on, and get her a bit more than warm and wettish. Down there, downdunder. Where her pretty woman pink knickers met her vagina machine’s monologues, underneath her Ford cooled yellow dress.

    She was absolutely dying to find out if the rumours that Tommy the infidel had a monster monster monster donk, and a pisseye to die die die for, were true. Because she already knew that he had a heart of gold. Even if he was a bit simple sometimes. So that the Ford wasn’t the only thing with a red hot, well lubricated gearbox. Because Louise Thompson figured that if Jesus was going to have a second coming, then she might as well try and get one in too. No one could blame her for that either, when she was a true blue lady. Yellowed up somewhat. Crikey! The good mother felt like she’d been crucified a hundred thousand times, before she’d got her last second coming in. The proof of that was just about sitting next door to her too. It looked like something from out of a Mad Max type of movie as well, but that wasn’t her fault, and she was adamant about that. There’s definitely a limit to feeling guilty about the way things go for anybody, including oneself, and the yellow dressed lady, she knew mucking all about that. She mucking well did.

   

    On an emotional and perceptual level however, she could easily identify with her daughter’s bitch that the world was a far too hard, rock bottomed, dirty soul’s place. A  wretched shithole, that put all other so far undiscovered shitholes in this universe to shame. For their gross inadequacies, and lack of raw beast brained ignorance, selfish greed and hate, and underhandedly cruel and heartless, psychological and physical ultra violence. Because she’d reasoned out, beastly humans had societalised their animalised pecking orders, so that the ultraviolent and selfishly greedy and manipulatingly corrupt and most experienced with wielding dark power and ultra violence, ruled their entire civilization. In their purported God’s names, usually. Where the next heartless price hike or cruel smiting of labour by capital, or sky war God backed war, or atrocity for super selfish group or personal profit, or strange system’s glitch that makes it even harder for the poor to survive, was just around the next well plotted corner. She thought, somewhat cynically. With her eyes upon the road, and her hands upon the wheel of her near new stationary Ford. That was perched very neatly, just on her side of the straight down the guts white line. Its wheels dormant, like both eastern and western politics and religion in motion.

    She knew that a super stressed out life, where one is in debt up to one’s cerebellum to profiteering God and war mad human swine’s, who have the homosapien animal farm, pecking and power orders rigged to heavily favour themselves, was a farce and psychic manipulation of the mob of monumental proportions. Consequently, she felt that it was a bit of monstrosity of a con job to believe in any system really, and that all states screwed their citizens up their ringholes, one way or another. One way she thought being an obvious bullet to the back of the head, which certainly finished a person’s existential misery, and another more insidious way being to make an anesthetized robot consumer, taxpaying drone out of the individual. Who then to all intensive purposes would be better off being dead, she reckoned. Rather than being a mindless systemized slave drone, or just another gullible consumer. Who is running off a wallet and cards and prices and the ultra heavily establishment pig filtered six o’clock news, and still voting for show pony politicians who will change nothing, unless it is to their own advantage.

    With their core expression of unique individuality having been shot to pieces, by the mad paranoid mania of the super rich corporations to control everything to do with the mind and body of the masses. Whom she’d noticed, they called blind heartedly and all lumped together in their potential and actual profit pies, mere consumers. Or civilian casualties. When they had to shoot thru them, or bomb them to knock their latest enemy off, that is, she mused. She the yellow lady had reasoned that pecking order, who’s expendable and who’s not psyche shit out long ago, and applied it to nuclear weapons. She was then fully and totally and absolutely aware that the establishment pigs still desired to have everybody shit and think and worship and buy, the exact same robotic way. Their war way. With every bugger worshipping their one and only purportedly real, war God. Whot’shisname! Herr Dollar! That is.

    Whom always she felt, seemed to be rather fond of bursting forth from his pretty flimsily closed closet, fully enclosed in his war armor and madly waving his battleaxe around and shouting kill kill kill! Thus completely backing the lower beast brained, establishment pig mortals. Who can do nothing but insanely fight to the death. For their God’s food and living land, soldier breeding women, and mineral stuff that has to be dug out of the ground to make weapons with. Exactly like the cave men did, when they started off the iron age. Fighting nonstop too, in this cruel and heartless hate filled war or that one, or the next one that’s just around the conjured up corner.

    She saw that the perps often worship a sky war backing God whose one and only holy book, composed by mortal men, purportedly tells it all. Existentially and mystically and supernaturally speaking. The other big books being a tad fake like apparently, according to them who have got their very own book to quote from endlessly, even though it was composed thousands of years ago in a completely different human era. By mortal men, who because they were mortal, she knew, could only approximate the absolute truth, thru their well intentioned dreaming in the dreamtime fiction. Whether it be disguised as nonfiction, or not. She knew all of that! She wasn’t stupid! Muck no! Not Louise Thompson. Not missus T. Not the lady in the yellow dress. Not the leftover hippy damsel from Highgate. She was an Oz gem, in a endless consciousness sea of them, and she was a bit of a Bright Eye’s type. She knew that one book should lead one to another book, and so on, until one doesn’t need any books at all. As far as the real spirit you all trip goes, that is.

    She had the awareness level of a formidable formidable formidable 21st century woman, she did. She was the result of what has being going on for millions upon millions of years of evolution, upon this apparently Godforsaken planet. She had the breeding background of a multidimensional starship, with her folks being the way that they were. The real dark and the real light, she could still tell them apart, intuitionally. She wasn’t a genetically modified, brainwashed robot yet. Not the yellow dressed lady, not at all. One bookers east or west or north or south, weren’t her cup of tea then. She liked to spread herself around, and go beyond even that sometimes, the yellow lady did. She was a consciousness flower! Which is what a hippy was, and what a hippy always will be. Until the first shovel full of dirt hits the lid of their coffin, or their ashes are spread around the old commune’s corn, or pot field.

    She wasn’t a cosmic citizen enclosed by a dualistic mind, obsessively and compulsively pushing one way of putting words together. Not her. No way! She was just an average mother with average mother feelings for her gone off the rails kid, that’s all. She had absolutely no need nor desire to wrestle with war mad religious psychotics east or west, doing their version of the crocodile rock. They could all go to some astral dunce’s hell, for those who couldn’t pick that a subtle subtle subtle love rules all universes! Because that’s where they the ultraviolents were all gunna end up, as far as she was concerned. Establishment pigs and supernaturally bugged or not psychotics then, she didn’t have much time for them, at all. They were a minority of karmic idiots who were buggering it all up for a mass of good souls who knew how to adhere to peace, she felt. She was a bit of a freelance spiritual type Louise was, having inherited the fascination from her old man, and her old lady. She believed that people had souls and that there was an afterlife, and that attitude and behaviour here influenced what went on there on the other side, and stuff like that. 

    The way that some of them reacted however whenever that their book was even slightly questioned, as regards its absolute truth content, absolutely astounded Louise. She reckoned that they had redefined the concept ultra hypersensitive all right, and that they lacked that sort of gentle steam releasing Pythonish humour, where one takes the absolute piss out of oneself, and one’s society and other Bruce filled societies, and everything else that is about. On this both rotten and beautiful rock. One has a laugh at one’s stupid super serious beliefs and those of others, as an existential cure, and one doesn’t really need a flying fist, or an arsenal of nuclear and conventional weapons to back up one’s stupid super serious beliefs, she reckoned. She was very very very smart! Missus T ex was.

    She knew that nukes were designed to knock off civilian masses, not armies. She saw that the war mad humans were really worshiping death for everybody, as a bad and imperfect, supernaturally bung creation. In an ignorantly roundabout and severely existentially twisted way too, they chased the dark instead of the light, and it made her want to puke up sometimes, that they could all be so mucking beast letting go stupid. So hypocritical too! Because they professed to worship the light, but in practice they were slaves to an unbelievable darkness. Which was the result of their fascination for insane fighting instead of sane sharing, that their own dualised minds generated. They were like the opposite of her with her hippy peace and love and flower power based creed. Because despite everything that had happened in her life, and everything that was still happening, and the endless deluge of dark fascinations that permeated her world via the TV, films, radio, net, individuals, papers, groups and the street and so forth: despite it all, believe it or not, she still worshipped life. Like Mr David Attenborough, and the near geriatric Rolling Stones, and lucky lucky lucky dudes who inherit almost a quarter of a mil, and lotto winners, and people who are in love, and so so so many others do.

    She, being an Oz mum and bringer of more human life into this accursedly beautiful shithole of a world, worshipped a fair go for all, in her glorious down under heart. In a world where that was seemingly becoming even more absolutely impossible by the day. Because it the world was full of too many crooks and swindlers and rip off sham playing swine’s, and too many heartless and viciously callous, killers. In short, her world was full of some extremely extremely extremely, existentially ignorant people. To her, they were the crazy and insane establishment pigs, and the ordinary mind mad psychotic swine, and they were to be avoided at all costs. An avid fan of non violence was Louise. Whose genes and yellow dress were really something to witness. Even on her off days, too.

    That so many who haven’t thought it their actual existentialities out anywhere near properly enough. Or basically, that so many God or demon crazy ultraviolent blockheads, and so many super dumb negative karma reaping dunderheads, could be on the same rock as her and her kids and her mates, and gush gush gush, Tommy the gorgeous infidel, at the same time. Just blew her away some days. Despite that she had taught herself to face off and not on to it. Having a daughter who was constantly reminding her about what living with all of that beast brained, ultraviolent and schizoid cock and bull human establishment pig come psycho rubbish, can do to a fun loving person too; wasn’t helping her second coming cause much. Like she had taught herself to do so well however, she was soldiering on in her yellow dress. In her near new Ford. She didn’t have the blues about life, but she wasn’t exactly ecstatic about it either. She was hoping that Tommy the infidel could change all of that, as it had been a while since she’d had a real man in her 3D life, or in her big Highgate bed. It had.

   

 

 

    Still, to her, all of the blind faith and rote stuff that the fundamentalist types everywhere seemed to use as their purported sky God backed justification, for releasing individually and collectively dammed up existential anger, wrath and hatred and ultra violence. The lower beast stuff that is, which lower beast brained establishment pig ruling classes could so easily direct into war. Like they had a nation full of puppets on strings, who would war dance for them on a trumped up patriotic banner, any old time. Just wasn’t her cup of tea, and most decidedly, it did not existentially gel with her. Such war and peace stuff, between mortals or supernatural's, as an existential surfer, she had thought about quite clearly, and the yellow dressed lady was not a church person. At all. In fact the good missus Thompson stayed as far away from churches as she possibly could. She acknowledged that the religions were still full of genuinely peaceful types and good people, but she still avoided their churches. Like they were full of some sort of insipid God save me virus, that she didn’t want to get into her programming, or something.

    “You can’t put the transcendental and universal spirit into a building! Sift thru it all and sort it all out for thyfuckingself Louisa! It’s the only bloody way my precious!”

    That’s what her wise wise wise old man, had brought her up on. Physician heal thyself, said another way, it was. Her mum had pumped the same line as well, even though she’d also told her about this or that Goddess. Whom the odd dead client that she had operated on, had told her about. In her dreams. Or in her mind, as they had clinically died upon her operating table, and then no thanks to Dr House, come back to life again. Which had bemused everybody, for a time. Until they’d got the hang of it, that apparently there is a trillion trillion trillion times as much life on the other side as there is on this one, that is.

    Louise really, with her accelerated consciousness, which left the beast man and the beast woman for dead, thought that all of that religion is the opiate of the people shit, was a bit of a giggle really. She wasn’t at all religious in the sense of postulating another static world, for those waiting to be saved from their own duality bound up dark and light minds by a sky God, because of existential fear and maybe a lack of lucid thought in this one. Her God was a nature God, and her religion was life without preconditions, or any predetermined domination. Pure and simple, she worshipped absolute freedom and absolute liberty, and the right to love and be loved, and to live in peace. That’s all. She saw herself as being a soul who was gunna live forever in an eternity of second comings, and she was convinced that somewhere either in this universe or another, that there had to be a Goddess Oracle type. Or two plus. Hanging around. She was a 21st century woman who had woken up a bit to an existential thing or two, all right.

    She could read the dark and the light and the black and the white and the in between too, without even having to think about it sometimes. Women can read the subtle vibes pretty easily sometimes, and the lady in yellow, she looked a bit like she could have been that Dubois woman’s sister. She had similar sized breasts, and that sort of attractive blonde hair, anyway. She was a heavy heavy heavy dreamer of unusual stuff as well, just like her brain operating old lady had been, and she fitted the medium’s bill pretty well, all right. She fitted her white lightning Ford pretty snugly, as well.

    As a matter of fact, these days Louise was slotting into the entire twenty first century, like a dick going up an endless shirt sleeve. It was the hint of a second coming coming her way, that was powering her. It wasn’t the benevolence of the system that she lived under. That was even more of a drag than it had been in the seventies, but she was enduring it. It was becoming more expensive day by day to survive, and she was gunna need a Ford that ran on natural gas or spit or piss or boiled down politicians pretty soon, and the Third World War was looming, but she was still in it. In that which is a sensualised matter, third dimensional life, that is. She wasn’t a stiff in the morgue yet, and Louise was pretty happy about that. She was all smiles about that these days, she was.

    Tommy! Tommy! Tommy! Her brain was pounding out, relentlessly. Where art thee now my love, and what art thou doing Tommy boy?   

   

    They wanted absolute conformity to their vision of the way that things should be in thought and deed, in some global multinational paradise, run by them for their own gross gross gross profit, the world’s establishment pigs did. Well, Louise had thought a lot about that too, and she knew that it was galactically impossible. Because every individual is a unique expression of their soul she felt, and not a ruling caste slave, or just a mere consumer. Or a civilian casualty. To that rigged system the good mother thought, where they the manipulating mad dogs of war and vice and horror and sacrificial death can get richer, and become even more powerful, pecking order animals. Of the establishment pig, blood and iron kind.

    The old hippy girl knew that the establishment pigs hadn’t gone away, not since the nineteen sixties and seventies. Or even the last hundred thousand years before that. She knew that they had actually dug in like fat and bloated leeches, who were surrounded by an idiot full media circus, which was owned by their super rich masters. Being some of the dark lords amongst the establishment pigs she thought, and she was aware that they were all lock stock and barrel, deadly cancerous to her self destructing civilization. Which was a veritable swamp full of human despair, and mass sufferings on both the physical and psychological levels. All born of ignorance and super greedy selfishness, and registering to the low low low bestial state of humanity, and huwomanity too. Of course, she was aware of this shit, being an ex hippy. She also knew that in the 21st century that they, the dark ones who were the establishment pigs and their upfront hired gun and shit for brains cane toads, criss crossed her society and every other one on the planet, like the Nazis criss crossed Poland in ’39.

    Consequently! Louise would trust a syphilitic cockroach, before she’d trust a politician or a high roller or a judge, or something in or out of uniform that is holding a loaded gun that’s pointed at her head. She would. Many wouldn’t who were either pure establishment pig or affiliated in consciousness with them, but she would. Which was an astonishing fact, because she absolutely hated roaches. Black or brown, albino or whatever.

    “Trust no indoctrinated mind! Not even your own, some days.” Her wise wise wise old man had told her.

    As was said before citizen, this lady in yellow was no dumb wuck, and her name was Louise. Not Marilyn, or anything else. Because she’d worked a few things out as far as the nature of the human pecking order goes. She’d actually sussed a few things out that many never touch on in their rottenly beautiful lives. Despite the considerable looping in her dot of cosmic intelligence however, and the amazing depths of her insights into the nature of men and women, and their dark sides and light sides, she was still a sucker for the romantically orientated sexual lollypops, that one’s life can sometimes bring along. She liked being in love and dilly dabbling with romance, and she liked to have her fanny tickled now and again, and she was quite aware that a hundred million different supernatural existential models and purported Gods or whatever, would probably never ever change that. Even if the wretched state outlawed the right to a good fanny tickling, she’d continue with obtaining it illegally. If she was gunna die sooner or later then, if the planet didn’t die before her that is, then Tommy the infidel was the dude and the hunky handsome devil of the moment, whom she most wanted to die wucking with.

    Even Hitler she thought, had had an Eve girlfriend called Eva. Who had fried beautifully with him as angry Rusky bullets had whizzed overhead, after her little mustached man had no doubt recently contemplated a few last mad thoughts about the absurd highs, and the absurd lows in the mortal life. It was succinctly clear to her then that if she couldn’t have Adam and what Adam had underneath his raunchy fig leaf, because Adam was dead, then Tommy the infidel had to be her trade off. At her age, it was impossible that the hunky bastard could be anything else. That was her conceptualizing on the matter, as she sat on the inner white line like some sort of female Moses, who was waiting for another bloody Red Sea to hurry up and part. The lights were taking so long to change that it was making time unbelievable for the yellow lady, and in a way to her, the damn waiting waiting waiting, was almost like a premature death sentence. Not many humans can handle an enforced neutral, because there’s absolutely nothing going on there in that action less void, and she was a bit like that. At the moment.

    What next? What next? What next? Tommy! Tommy! Tommy! A second coming? A second coming? A second coming? Her mind was going! With that natural amphetamine, that is the Catch 22 chance of getting some sexually romantic love, and the stuff of the human. Life in the fast lane with the prospects of a pretty good second coming coming up ahead it all was, and man, she was just about existentially flying around, like that mucking nun used to do back in the sixties. Or Brazilian priests do in this century. She was flirting with her universal consciousness something shocking as well, and having a little existential bit on the side too, she was. All woman. Dabbling with her existence, from the tips of her toes to the tallest strand of blonde hair, on her third dimensionally fertilized head.

   

    Louise, being a rather intelligent lady, and not a Naples back street dog at all, also saw clearly that psychologically or physically or both, that all states or systems geared their citizens up to conform conform conform. To their said, ruling class, everybody be like everyone else and be a mighty gullible consumer, and shit here and fart there and think only this and buy this way, norm. They pushed their citizens to salute their flag and pray for their side, and shoved all of the rest of that heavily ignorant rubbish down the public throat. So that the rich can get richer and become more powerful, and the poor get poorer and become even less powerful, and maybe even die off from starvation, whilst the war drags on. Or she felt, maybe they’ll cark it in a terrorist attack, which is maybe much later on exposed as extreme right, friendly fire. Or as being known about, but allowed to go ahead.

    Thus she surmised, saving the super rich manipulators a bit of welfare dough to sidetrack, and lots of piggy food to sidetrack, and leaving them a surplus of freshly made ammunition. To fight their next trumped up mega expensive war with, with a galvanized public opinion behind them. When the factories and the profits for their co owners and lackeys only run on war, someone’s gotta keep the world wide, extremely profitable fascination with war and death going, she knew. That that someone is called a politician, and that a politician is a dog of war, and that they can be a pretty ugly soul too.

    Because human politics she was aware of, was government by a few who are pretending to not be insanely unethical programmes, over the many who are striving to not go insanely unethical. Because of the religiously backed, war and mineral extraction from the Earth sustained, political economics in their lives. She knew that she was living in a system where the beastly traits of greed and power lusting were institutionalized into pecking order institutions full of establishment pigs, but what could she bloody well do about it? Christ almighty! She could do nothing but watch Rome burn, and try and sneak in a second coming or two. That’s all, she reckoned. She could look after her wayward kid also, and she was doing that because her Ford was still headed for the Mumbai shrink’s place.

    People play control control control with mortal ego power and their manifested pecking order infrastructures, because they’re unbelievably stupidly ignorant and still in egoised animal and pecking order, beast mode. She mucking knew that. She’d known that for well over forty years. When they should, she felt, be playing with a welfare state, and myriad forms of communal love and practical support. Which are all designed to assist the individual citizen to pay the wider community back lovingly and practically with their idiosyncratic skills, when they are able to. That was her final estimation of things, and her logistics hangover from her hippy commune days. Where she had lived with over thirty people for three whole months, without anybody getting violent. Possibly because they’d all been too stoned to throw a punch, let alone tend to the corn patch, though the pot field had gotten plenty of attention.

    She had had a pretty good time back then, and that was where she had met Julie’s father. Who had looked like Jesus Christ himself, but had been a bit of a gung ho Satan type in bed, and exactly the sort of horny horned beast that she had required at the time.

    She had thought a lot about the deep insidious nature of the dark mind con of the establishment pigs, over the masses, long ago, the good mother had, and she was a pretty perceptive 21st century radical allright. She was of the silent revolution and she knew her stuff, the yellow dressed lady did. Having self accelerated herself out of mundane ignorance, as regards what some humans are really on about, behind the scenes. She was a good systems analyst, having been taught a thing or two by her rather liberated, free thinking old man. Who had been beheaded and incinerated in that unfortunate car crash, along with his missus. Who had lost her head first in an Olympic record, as an enormous petrol truck which had quickly burst into a ball of flame, had inadvertently slammed head first into them.

    Missus T, their surviving daughter however, knew that womb born, mad human dogs and ignorant and ultraviolent idiots, ruled this bizarre world. Apparently. Without a thought for the heavy duty karma that they were racking up upon themselves individually and collectively, because of their indirect or direct killing. Which quite frankly, absolutely astonished her. It blew her away that people could be so cosmically stupid, and it was a clear cut cold and warm case of the unbelievably blinder leading the unbelievably blind, she reckoned. Because she had had clear indications in her own life of how karma worked, and how it had a habit good or bad or very very very bad, of boomeranging back unannounced, upon one’s quite often mystified head.

    “What you plant in the mind you reap, and considering the crap that they plant and get told to plant by the mad state’s machinery, wise are they who can avert a crisis or two in their lives. Watch out for them Louisa! They’re not nice, I’ll tell you that! I’ve had a boot or two up the arse from my spirit in my lifetime, and I’ll tell y’what precious, the shit came out of my arse ran down m’legs and hit the ground so fast, that it was fucking invisible!”

    Her old man had told her about and instructed her with such stuff, and she could still hear him saying all of the above in her mind’s inner ear, even now.

    The establishment pigs may have sucked others in with their insidiously darkish manipulations, about the enemy being over yonder, but they hadn’t got her completely yet. Because she still had the free thinking hippy gene active in her. So far she had managed to hold her western mind intact, and so far she hadn’t bought a big gun and started shooting people. Not Louise. She was just an enduring mother, on a rock full of them. She wasn’t a dog biscuit or a whorebag or a murderess, she was a human being, the yellow lady was. Apparently. So was the Elephant man, but he didn’t have a daughter like JT. Or a close amigo called Tommy the infidel, whom it was desired to get a lot closer to. In a little café down by the border, or anywhere else in the universe.

    Louise was more than aware that the real enemy was within all killers and everybody else too, and that it was called the split mind’s lusty greed for human pecking order power and material wealth, and the super selfish desire for absolute control over others. It was about dark mortal physical and wealth power and beastly force, and the high rolling ego bump up that that brings. Domination was. She however, being a Highgatian with a neat little three bedroom pad in downtown Highgate, still had the venerable light in her. She hadn’t turned into an android drone agent or a Terminator for the dark state, yet. Not Louise Thompson. Not the lady in yellow! Because she was an acutely astute shopper in the marketplace of life, and one of the most discerning consumers who has ever lived, and she still had a touch of the romantic peaceful left in her. If it is one thing that the romantic peaceful has over the ultraviolent she knew, it is that when in love the romantic loves the entirety of life, and whilst in normal mode, they don’t usually kill people. Or order them to be killed.

    Like don Corleone did, and Presidents and Prime Ministers have done, and still do. If the leader of the pack is a killer, it followed naturally to her that there was no hope at all for the inhumane system, over which the leader presided. Even their holy book told them succinctly not to kill, but they kept on re run doing it nonstop, and that befuddled her a bit sometimes. Just like it befuddles others, sometimes. Their planet seemed to be dying, or rapidly alternating to extremely harsher conditions in front of their blah blah blah noses, and everyday food and water were becoming more of an economic scarcity for the masses, yet the government gangs of establishment pigs kept on making war. Because they so loved to fight for their God’s created dwindling goodies, with which to make bucks from their consumers with, to fight their ongoing wars with. She thought. There was absolutely no doubt about it. The world’s establishment pigs liked to fight, or rather to employ others to do the fighting and dying for them, so as to sort their pecking order out. Who rules? Who is the top gang? Whose God is the real one? Who will finally conquer the entire Earth? We’ll find out boys and girls! Was their existentially woeful woeful woeful programme, in which everybody else could be quite possibly snuffed out in.

    They liked to celebrate their fight or fights too, for hundreds of years to come, they did. They glorified death in war as a nebulous duty for everyone but them, and pushed it as corn flakes for the masses, they did. She felt that they were all war upon war types, and that they were a very very very low grade of human being, who would be in for a big shock when dead and back on the other side. Because she didn’t think that they were going to be able to find their war God anywhere. It would be more like the putrid shit of their own karma would be giving them a good astral face slapping, she thought. That as fallen angels, that they would probably be pretty dirty on themselves, for being so conned by a make believe, fallen beast’s programme.

    She was ultra anti war then, and what dark and karmically useless power lusting that is based on superselfishness and individual and group bestial greed does, is make war. Nonstop. She knew! It periods! No matter where it is, it makes war and blood lets, sooner or later. In a bad egg re run. Within its own boundaries, or outside of them, it makes war, and too many women get raped during wars, and war is the food which runs the darkly ignorant ego that chases mortal power. She knew! Her dad had taught her pretty well, with some acute observations.

    He’d sat her down by a gorgeous swan filled lake when she was thirteen, and she’d had a yellow ribbon tied in her hair that matched her yellow dress, and he’d explained it the existential all to her, as best that he could. Considering that he had been half pissed on his ding neighbour’s home made vino at the time, he hadn’t done a bad job either. He had loosened right up like an open fridge that’s full of food, and passed on secret knowledge which runs between too few human fathers and their daughters. What was violence and war? Between either individuals, or the collectives. It was hatred in the human heart in action, and being an old hippy from the land of Oz, she didn’t wanna live with hatred in her good heart. For anybody! Neither had her old man.

    Because the human lot was a dirt bound up common one to them, and not a supernaturally grounded bloody battleground, for ultra ignorants to let their beast beast beast sides go in. It was a common lot where everyone no matter their skin colour, shat brown, pissed yellow, and bled red, and had to constantly feed their stomached guts, and constantly bust their psyche’s guts, to keep their mucking split mind afloat. In a super dooper, hard core physical, tough tough tough, need need need money, arse wiper’s world. In that way humans were dead equals she thought, who were all gunna wind up dead anyway, sooner or later. Hence she felt that they should all get a fair go from a fair system, but that wasn’t Earth. That had never been Earth and quite possibly never would be Earth, and she was well aware that individually or collectively, humans were disaster areas. Because Earth was a place in space where lunatic ally mad dominator types with extremely bung programming in them, could run riot. She was cognizant of that, but it didn’t dull the brightness in the yellow of her dress. Not one bit. They make ’em supertough down Oz way, and she was a bit of the proof of that, was Louise.

    Humans, quite obviously to the ex missus, were still in animal beast and pecking order modes, and their chances of hyper evolving into any sort of angelic mode before self destruction, seemed to her to be getting slimmer and slimmer and slimmer by the 21st century day. She was perceiving a bit that maybe the doomsdayers were right, these fearful, fear filled, spooky, the shit’s about to hit the fan, end of time days. She was thinking that man could go the way of the dinosaur allright, and that in a way, that wouldn’t be such a bad thing. Because it would put everybody out of their existential and journeyed too far into the dark misery allright. It would finish the maggot like establishment pigs from feeding on the rear end of the not so smart, gullible and fear spooked carcass of the masses, too. She was aware of that, and it did rather hypothetically tickle her that they should miss out on their final dreamt up in the dreamtime glory, because they brought the roof down on their own, and everybody else’s head. As if the pigs in Orwell’s Animal Farm, a favourite book of hers, had nuked their own farm. Before the farmer could get back and take over again, and sort the animals’ pecking order chaos out, that is.

    Once upon a time, when she was growing up, one only had to look out for the communists and the longhairs, but now anything with or without a beard was exceedingly dangerous, and there was agro and madness from one end of every street to the other. Which, being a woman, she had just about known intuitionally since her first day upon this Earth. A bit of an indigo child was Louise, and ditto for her youngest daughter too. As a matter of fact, her younger daughter was about as indigo as they wucking come, and the future would only too clearly show that. What was in store for JT would change the mucking mucked up world, it would.

    The good and still peaceful southwest downunder mother was doing her bit for the silent revolution, by keeping the existential hate for it all out of her heart as best that she could, and by sticking to the romantic love in it all. As best that she could. Post a warlike marriage or two, she had considerably refined her views on the much adored human concept called love. To the yellow lady then, it was all a bit like Nero fiddling whilst Rome burned, what the stupid stupid stupid establishment pigs were currently doing in the Crusades, and no mucking wonder that the good mother was chasing a second coming.

    For some relief from the ultraviolent lunatic idiocy, that surrounded her, and her wayward JT child. Who kept on reminding her about it, the ultraviolent lunatic idiocy surrounding one, when she really didn’t want to be wucking reminded about it. Because she was hot on the trail of a second coming, and one of the purposes of a second coming is to pulverize into the background of inconsequentiality and gross insignificance, the ultraviolent lunatic idiocy, that surrounds one these days. She was quite aware of that, she wasn’t wucking stupid. There may even be the odd dumb blonde about, if the rumors are true that is, but this old lady with the forever young heart, and a superurge for a second coming just about a busting out of her yellow dress, she wasn’t one of them. No mucking way.

    If the Duke had been in some saloon and he’d clapped his big eyes on her in that wucking yellow dress of hers, he would have grabbed the nearest bottle of whisky and two clean western glasses, and asked her politely up to his room faster than one can say, John Wayne. She was hot, on a hot planet, in a town called wucking hot hot hot, summer in the city, she was. Her mind box was on fire with imagined and projected images that she desired to come true and manifest pronto, on and into this shitty 3rd dimensional plane. So just about was her other one. Box, that is. On fire. With what some citizens might call, abundant love juices. The holy stuff of life that is. At least for humans, it is, and humans are programmed to be solid animals, and they are all physically and otherwise, a product of the cosmic juices. That was wucking obvious to her.

    The good mother knew instinctively and intuitionally, that fine and good and happy loving souls can travel a long long long way, from their real home. Where the souls around one totally love one, totally support one, and wish that one should have it wucking all, and that is reciprocated in big measure. It is not like here, where the souls around one cannot be trusted to not go ultraviolent in a split second, because of the appalling state of so many minds. Who have succumbed to the appalling pain and anger and delusion and illusion, that is inherent in the very afraid, existentially lost beast programme. A beast that will make war any old time, to forget their existential fear, and pump up the ego importance of everybody from the kitchenhand in the mess and the latrine cleaner, to the Commander in Chief at the top. Her old lady and her old man had wucking drilled that into her, that that was what war was really all about, and she would never ever forget it. They had also taught her good that the reward for sticking to peace, no matter that one may feel like sticking this universe into the nearest existential crusher, where it can be reduced to turd size; was eternal life. As a gung ho spirit, on the existential loose. How in the muck could anyone forget that? They’d have to be some sort of sleeper to forget that, the ex missus in the yellow dress reckoned. But then again, they were also souls just like she was, and she would always have that bond of identity with them. The others to her on both sides, that is.

    In a gross gross gross western world that is still fighting the Crusades, and maybe in the future the Iranians or the Chinese, and lord knows who else. It could even be the Alpha Omegas or the Arcturans, or those shifty shifty shifty dudes from Sirius, or plane old Martians, like in H G Well’s, War Of The Worlds. Muck! She didn’t know who in the hell the future enemy of her state was gunna be. Whilst in a sad irony, she felt that worldwide, things were seemingly going down the physical existential plughole, because of extreme mismanagement by too many stupidly egotistical and superselfish, beast brained dickheads and bitches. Who were all establishment pigs of the highest order to her. Well considering all of that, what in the hell else could a good mother do at the ripe old age of forty eight, apart from chasing a second coming? Was her theme song.

    Second comings! Zippity doo da! Zippity dey! The homosapien absolutely loves them, they do. She knew that, deep deep deep down. They are very very very rare jewels, in an existential shithole like this one they are, and she was more than aware of that universal fact. Louise had a sniff of one, and she was sticking to it like her life just about depended on getting it. Some partnership intimacy and rocking and rolling with the gorgeous Tommy the infidel that is, was highly highly highly highly desired by her. Every yellow lady needs a good fan of gold. Who is an admirer of their holographically imagined heart, their holographically imagined personality, and their holographically imagined fanny. She knew that. She knew that they needed a fan of gold with a programmed heart of gold. One who can go the Oz bonking distance admirably and take orgasming into the unknown hyperspaces, and she wasn’t any different from the droves of yellow hued ladies about these days. Yellow is a good colour, she thought. It had peaceful green and serene blue mixed in it, and it was a full on mellow life colour, vibrantly bumped up. Like the sun is. She liked yellow Louise did. She liked it a lot lot lot, she did.

    Even though the mere mortal fact that she was able to drive the Ford as an embodied up body, with an attached superbly breasted up representation out the front of her, was an existential and mystical miracle, it was a second coming that was on this Oz girl’s lusciously beautiful mind. Like full on too. It wasn’t the elusive butterfly of love that she had going for her either, but it was as close as the yellow lady could get to it. In the mortal life, one takes what love that one can get, and one gives what love one gets the chance to give. Coming from southwest downunder, where men chunder and women and kids and lizards and cats and dogs do too, in a society dominated by short arsed, milky faced or fat bloated establishment pigs, she knew that allright.

    For her, that was the quintessential difference between the establishment pigs, who were human existential chunder as far as she was concerned, and the masses who weren’t. The establishment pigs she felt viewed the mortal life as being all about power and wealth, and the rule of beastly brute bloodletting might. They appeared, whilst professing to know all about it because of their one book, to be totally ignorant of the subtle machinations that are attached to this world, that definitely affect the afterlife. She, on the other hand, knew that the usage of violence justifies absolutely nothing in the eyes of the evolving spirit, and being just an ordinary common procreating mother with a pretty good brain, and representing an individual amongst the masses, she knew that the mortal life was all about endurance, and one’s extremely subtle to extremely gross relationships.

    Particularly for her was it about the far mightier stuff in enduring and in those relationships that humans call love ones, but some hate ones too, were usually on the plate somewhere. She knew that, she wasn’t mucking stupid, as she wasn’t the type to keep her split hate to herself. Just like her daughter, she hated the male power dominator system, with a fiery inbuilt passion. She had always hated it, because it was a rip off killer and anti nurturing system, and she always would. Hate it! The cocksucker and motherfucker system that all citizens live under, and have to endure, that is. The bullshitting, bloodsucking, manipulating, con artist, establishment pig filled state, that is. As said, there may even be the odd dumb blonde about in this dog eat dog of a world, if the rumours are true. But the ex missus Thompson wasn’t one of them. She just used the name Thompson sometimes, because she liked it. She wasn’t born a Thompson though, thank God. She wasn’t a bad girl. Not this sweetheart, who was currently doing it tough, because of her wucking off the existential rails, nazi looking kid. Stress! She didn’t need stress! She needed a second coming. Who in the wuck doesn’t? 

    The trick was to overcome the hate somehow, and to stick with the love, for self and others and species and the existential set up, and for her, that was also what being a human was all about. It was about spiraling out of self and group imposed ultraviolent hate and anger filled, war mad darkness, to embrace and play with the fun and love aspects of simple existential life again. It wasn’t a political view of life that she necessary held. It was more  a simplistic psychological one, that started with the individual getting their existential facts right. Primarily the one that a subtle subtle subtle background love that allowed for dreaming in the dreamtime to go on, and not a gross up front human hate for the human as a faulty and wickedly bung or enemy creation, ruled the universe.

    “Bet on that love! Stick to that line my precious, and do not swerve from it Louisa!” Is what her eccentric, mystically inclined old man had told her. Fifty thousand wucking times too.

    The yellow lady was doing her best to love her daughter, by getting her some help for her existentially wayward mind. The daughter could see that, but it still pissed her off, because the help was a wog, and currently, she didn’t like those dudes. At all. It was early in the 21st century in this third dimension’s time format, where mental strife is so rife in 2008. God knows what it was beyond the matrix, in the hypothetical non dual timeless.

    Suffice to say probably, that somehow and some way, it was probably still dreaming in the dreamtime Earth dwelling stuff. As if somehow and some way, every human was already just a ghost dancer for the Light. Or the Source, of it the existential all. She knew that intuitionally somehow and some way deep deep deep down did mum, and that was built into her nurturing aspect, which is why she was urging her child JT to live in the now. She wanted her kid to have the magic in the moment, and not to lose sight of the fact that it the magic actually happens now and again. Putting it all into words for her daughter to comprehend however, about how second comings can really and trooly come about, was an entirely different story. Mum just didn’t have the words, or the language package that covered the appropriate ground. What parent does, when it comes to conveying postulated purposes for individualized existentiality?

    Mum Thompson wasn’t bloody Superwoman, or Einstein’s sister, or Wonder Woman, or Batwoman, or Catwoman, or any of those other super heroines. She was just a big girl chasing a half decent second coming really. She had a man marked to do that with too. His name was Tommy the infidel, and supposedly so he’d said, he came from Muckinbudin. Some people questioned Tommy’s intelligence, and so in the near future, would the good missus Thompson. Along with the rest of the world, his GuruFather, and probably, the universe too.

   

   

 

 

    Louise however also felt strongly that the real gut human reality was that personal endurance ruled the staying alive equation, no matter what system was in vogue. In an unbelievable human darkness, one must find one’s own light, she’d reasoned out. Live a clean and orderly life, don’t hurt and don’t cheat, and get in a second coming or two if y’can, was her motto and the focus of her fascinating fascinations, these days. She didn’t give a monkeyshit for anybody’s revolution, where the new boss turns out to be the same or even worse, than the old wucking boss.

    On the other hand, she had never been anywhere near starvation point, nor had she lived through war or terrorism or a natural calamity on her home soil. Like many westerners, she had so far had a bit of a milk and honey life. Compared to what billions of others have to put up with, in this appallingly bad but still very beautiful world, that is. Louise had had the full belly time to be a bit of a drifting intellectual, and a somewhat wandering introspective, and a beggar on the street of love, and a bit of a sexual monster on the loose, and a hippy lover and a mother too. Generally speaking, when there is no food in one’s belly, one doesn’t normally get that sort of idle or experience laced existential time.

    However, with a sustainable western belly, Louise had learnt that it the system, restrictive or liberal, was the real life, and that if one knew how to handle it, then one could get over one’s youthful follies, and their associated black dogs. To rise again Phoenix like from the ashes of the wall that failed to keep the black dogs out, and re generate a drop or two of exquisiteness out of it, the crazy dream which is life. With the majority of the black dog pack having been all shot in the head. Killed by endurance and the wisdom of maturing age. Like what she had done and was still doing, or was attempting to do, within her, and with her new and rather handsome and hunky boyfriend, Tommy the lusciously gorgeous and possibly big donked infidel.

    A pisseye to die for! Mum wanted to know what that really meant, she did. It sounded good, anyway. It sounded too good to be true to her, actually.

    Some girls will dream about the zipless romance until they’re dead, and then even after that they’ll still go on dreaming about it, and Louise was just one of them, she was. She was a little Aussie battler thru and thru, and her yellow dress was lighting up the inside of the wucking Ford. It was. Her daughter, young Dark Cloud, wasn’t noticing it however, and she didn’t give a rat’s arse for not having a Running Bear in her wucking, or rather wuckingless life. Right at the moment, she didn’t exactly trust men. At all. The wheel hubs of the near new Ford may have been super solid like Superman’s nuts, but that wasn’t currently doing anything for her attitude towards boys. The accursed red light in front of her face, that was life. Brought to a dead halt before it has even really got started, too…it was, taking so wucking long to turn green, it was. She was angrily musing.

   

    It the outside was the only dynamically tangible life that was in front of one’s eyes Louise felt, and therefore as she finally finally finally, instinctively pushed her right foot heavily downwards and shot out of the societal imposed stop stop stop blocks, out came her stock 21st century answer. To her gone off the rails daughter’s existential bitch, about life on this planet being a dreadful dreadful dreadful, low down and rotten rotten rotten, dirty bitch of a bastards everywhere affair. In tune with the green light, mum was. Someone in the Ford had to be, or there would be no story to write about.

   ‘Jules! This is the only world that we’ve got, and you have to appreciate what you’ve got going for you, and make the most of it in it.’ She said, as she shaved five clicks off the speedometer dial of the near new Falcon, and brought it back down to 70k’s. Even though it was a 60k zone that they were in.

   ‘You mean I’ve gotta do the done thing mum?’ Julie heaved ever so dryly back to her. The dyed black, shaven tips of her once blonde hair, still sticking up like the corners of razorblade edges. 

    ‘I’ve gotta settle down and get a job in some fucking rip off wanker’s bank! Then get married and pop out a few bambinos, whilst hubby and I struggle like fuck with a mortgage that drives us insane, in a superstressful and super ultraviolent world that drives us even in saner. To that point where we drive each other into a war zone, and fuck each other off. Like you and dad did!’

   ‘Julie! That’s not fair! It wasn’t like that between your father and I. We just grew apart, and we’re amicable now, and we still love each other, in our own ways.’

   ‘Yeah! But you fought like fucking Rambo and the Burmese army for about ten years, didn’t you?’ Julie kind of hissed back at her mother. With a bit of a wrathful and pointing the bone scowl etched upon her youthful and playing mind games, pretty face.

    Looking for a bit of leverage as to what constitutes a true definition of the good life, the naughty bitch of a kid was conscious that she had her mother on the edge of insanity. However, that everybody had at some stage in their lives either lived on the edge of insanity, or still was, was the point that she was trying to drive home. In defense of the mitigating circumstances stuff inherent in her own situation, that is. After all, she was only human, she felt. She wasn’t some Goddess or angel, or some prophet endowed with mucking cosmic consciousness.

    She was far from being perfect! She thought. She was just a limited creation of some man made up God, so she’d been told, since just about her primal fart in this Earth hellhole. She was merely a human wuck up repeating and re running the ignoble human tradition, of perfecting beastly base imperfections born out of egoised selfishness, and re running them Groundhog Dayish like. She was flesh and blood that was being bamboozled by a too darkish focused wayward mind, in a planetary sea of that commodity. She wasn’t guilty of anything. She was just par for that Earth course where one seeks unlimited unconditional love, and to have everything in the universe at one’s fingertips, at the same time. She had tried to get that via her screaming ego instead of mystically accessing it, and wucked up pretty bad, and shit happens. She wucken knew that. She was the young lady in black with the zig zag black tattoos on her arms, and she was full of desire and its spin off desires allright. She didn’t want to be a supermodel however, she wanted to be a supermystic, so that she could finally curtail the abhorrent psychology that was going on, in her too hard to handle mind. She didn’t even know it yet, and couldn’t yet put it into words, but in her aching soul, she knew that was her prime desire. To be a supermystical type, that is.

    ‘We had the odd spat Jules!’ Louise half roared back at her daughter’s too dysfunctional family accusation. ‘I’ll admit it! But the spats are part of it, and during child rearing, they and the sex that follows them keep y’going as much as anything else.’

    ‘The odd spat! Come off it mum! It was like World War Three, followed by some extraordinarily loud and hefty grunting and groaning sessions of the century, some days. It was like living with a couple of fucking feral pigs some weeks!’

    ‘You can always go back to Melbourne and stay with your father if you want Jules!’ The mother said, with more than a bit of the ‘please do stuff,’ in the tone and accentuation of her voice.

   ‘Hohhh!’ The daughter head bob retorted sarcastically and rather caustically as she turned sharply sideways, and her absolutely fantastic right boob just about flopped out of her loose and light, black bra, and black singlet top. ‘Wouldn’t mumsy love that? Off the hook, hey? Send the naughty bitch back to daddy, hey? Well here’s some news for mumsy! I am not going back to fucking Melbourne mum, and that’s final!’

    ‘Jules!’ a frowning Louise intoned. ‘I wish that you’d worn something a little more appropriate. That wee black bra is a bit too skimpy dear!’ She wasn’t just looking at her daughter’s half hanging out hefty breast either. She was also taking in her tight black strides, and her jet black boots, and the black zig zag tattoos on the sides of her upper arms. Which frankly, appalled her, because her kid looked like some sort of petite nazi. One with too many rings dangling from her lobes, high and suspected low, as well. Which in a way, it seemed that she was. Naziish, that is. At least to Louise’s chances of having a real good and free time at an age in her life, when she thought that she bloody well should be. With all child rearing, or the weighty bulk of it all behind her, disposable nappy like.

    ‘Mu…um! I’m not trying to give anybody the come ons! That’s the last thing on my fucking mind. I am trying to keep cool! It’s fifty thousand degrees out there today. Fu…uuck! This city is hotter than fucking hell!’ Her daughter shot back at her.

   

    Actually, it was 3.37 pm, and the current temperature was 43.7 degrees celsius, and because of the local establishment pigs daylight saving law, it was just warming up to as hot as it was gunna get for the day. It wasn’t Norway, that’s for sure. It was instead the third consecutive day of temperatures way way way over the old 100 degree Fahrenheit mark, and just about everybody in town had mucking had enough, and their nerves were on the edge of both mucking reality, and wucking insanity. They were pretty well mucked off with being fried like God’s prawns, from southwest downunder way. The heat had also been different from the traditional heat for this part of the world too, and the weather all over Oz was changing nonstop.

    It had not been a dry and crisp heat of late. Where a dip in the pool or the ocean, and a slab or two of some sort of  meat on the barbie and a salad, and a few drinks and some chat, sorted it out. Rather, the Queenslander’s weather had arrived to scout for their legions of fundamentalist cane toads, and it had been a sticky and super supersweaty, cling to one like demon slime, horribly yukky, humid heat. It was like being cooked in a vat full of sunflower oil with carbon monoxide ’erbs being bubbled thru it, and living perpetually in a sauna, at the same time. They were ok at the moment in the superb air con of their near new Falcon, but the both of them were postulating the effects of having to dash from the Falcon, into the therapist’s air conned office.

    Like running through an oven that was cooking a pork pot roast that was going to be, they knew, from past experience. Definitely, they had the proof, and there was no doubt about it, their rock was getting hotter, and hotter, and hotter. At least in their dunghill of a city southwest downunder called Perth, in the land of Oz, it was.

    In Canada and Holland and Denmark and Norway and Sweden and freeze y’tits and balls off northern hemisphere places like that, they run for their mid winter heaters. Southwest downunder in Perth city however, in peak summer in the middle of February, they run for their humming bloody air conditioners. Whilst the town’s peasants, artists or not, writers or painters or poets or singers or tap dancers or addicts, or whomever, sit real close to their Bohemian twenty five dollar fans. Wiping the copious sweat off themselves, with their one and only, absolutely sweat drenched bathroom flannel. Whilst simultaneously cursing profusely the inadequacy of the absolutely flat out little machine in front of them. To the extent that the power company stresses out that so many are cooling off and pushing their beloved grid into the red, and consequently they can threaten to pull the plug on some good citizen’s electricity. For the greater good.

    Which is democracy down under style, approaching democracy Indian style, which is a 24/7 power on – power off, and some human shit on many a street affair, and exactly what these two Aussie born girls were currently living. Southwest downunder. This give shit and take shit, and play with one’s own and each other’s shit, and find the inbetween nonviolent medium’s life shit, was all that they had, and all that anybody else had too. Underbelly Road was life high and low, but it was just coping with having a mere belly and a mind supposedly sitting on top of it, that was killing everyone. Painfully slowly, too. Like the tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, clockwatching stuff is. No wonder then that second comings are held in such fantastically high regard by humans. They certainly were by the good ex missus Thompson, anyway. She could hardly wait for hers. She was approaching the level of that pretty French sheila in the Last Tango From Paris, who could get herself off, just by running downhill down the street. Good lord! It occurred to Louise to stop the Ford and get out of it and bolt for the nearest hill, it did. The 48 gal, to say the least, was rather horny, as they say. She was. She was a bit of a silky smooth moving cheetah in a CatFord, in the middle of the mating season for 48 gals, she was.

    Watch out Tommy! You wucking Muckinbudin infidel!

    That was written on her sensational and superkeen to do some damage face, it was. It was so obvious that it could be spotted a mile away, and the only one who hadn’t so far spotted it, was Tommy himself. This tells all about Tommy. Because Tommy couldn’t read himself, let alone read anyone else. He was just that sort of a guy, the wucking Muckinbudin infidel was.

 

       At the Alexander Drive lights, which are on a dip if one is coming north down the venerable Walcott street, Louise found herself in a line of about ten cars waiting to turn right. It did not please her at all that three of the machines in front of her were monster 4WD’s, and she did wonder for a tad how many of the swine's actually took their lumbering boxes of shit, off road. As she accelerated gently with the light change and the consequent chain gang movement however, something else took over her brain. Something that was far more important than lumbering boxes of foreign made, totally unnecessary shit being here, there and every wucking where. On her roads.

   ‘Jules!’ She asked softly, as her near new machine negotiated the wide corner and swung boisterously into the A Drive. ‘What happened in Melbourne?’

   ‘I’ve told you mum! Nothing happened in fucking Melbourne!’ Julie practically spat back at her.

    The mother knew that that wasn’t the case. She was aware that Julie was lying and denying stuff to herself, at the same time. Louise could feel it in her gut that something not right had happened to her youngest daughter in Melbourne, and Julie’s body language and reaction to the subject being brought up was a dead give away. Again.

    ‘I just don’t like it mum! There are too many wogs over there!’ The kid added.

    ‘Ok!’ responded Louise, as she chucked a leftie off the A Drive, and simultaneously thanked God for the existence of eastern mystics, who had become western therapists. ‘You shouldn’t call people wogs all of the time Jules, you know? It’s not nice.’ She asserted, deliberately changing the subject.

    ‘Why not mum? That’s what they are and I could call them a lot worse, if you want. I could bring in the c word easily enough, because it describes some of them a lot fucking better!’

    ‘That’s enough Julie! I don’t want to know about the c word just at the moment, or them that constitute that pluralized pack of bloodsucking ignorant swine's! I just want to live out the rest of my life and get in a last luscious lick of a second coming or two, if I can. Now help me look for this street …please. You never know sweetie, you might like this old bugger! A good friend of mine does, you know? He sounded ever so nice on the phone, he did. He may be good for you my dear, you never know.’ Mum said first super loudly, then super softly, to her kid.

    So Julie did help look, with an explosive flash of anger in her glowingly red terminator type eyes that told Louise that her second kid, didn’t believe in any impossible mucking dreams. Presently, dream or no dream, they found the street that they were seeking. The fair city that is so gloriously so far far far away from any other mad bastard’s cities, that they were living in, was being baked by a right wing bastard of a sun God. Despite the Ford’s air con being on sky high, so were they. Who isn’t these terrible terrible terrible, horrible horrible horrible, and still existentially exquisite and very beautiful days?

 

 

   

 

   

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

    As far as streets go aesthetically speaking, both of the Oz ladies had to admit to themselves that it wasn’t a bad one. For a start, they couldn’t see any armed militias, or politicians, or other sorts of pimps up ahead. They couldn’t see any working girls up the track either, and it the track was old city and narrow and slightly down sloped, but its verges were jammed with thick trunked trees. Which had spewed a profuse leafy canopy forth, which had just about covered the entire street. Apart from where the power boys had neatly cut away for power transmission purposes, that is. So that they felt like they were driving into some sort of Disneylandish tunnel with wormholes in it, or something.

    Julie had to remind herself that she wasn’t in anybody’s wucking wonderland, and Louise told herself several times that dead or alive, she was gunna come back up the spookingly gorgeous tunnel, find Tommy the hunky infidel, strip, and then spread her legs and sit on his angelic Scandanavian type face. With her knickerless thighs Miami vicing his head, and her pussy galore giving him a full on southwest downunder clitoral nosejob. That had been the best Earthly advice that her father had ever given her! Regarding what to do first up with a half decent man who was baulking, and who should be able to look after his own stomach and psyche peacefully, and maybe the day was coming where she would do exactly that. Have sex in the city on top of Tommy the infidel’s gorgeous face, that is. Was she getting premonitions of that sort of naughty naughty naughty snogging, where she could get her rocks off maybe rat a tat tat and second coming like, manifesting on this horrible Earthly plane? She most certainly hoped so, she did. She was gunna have a second coming in style and with the works and that was her dream, and as far as dreams go, it wasn’t a bad one. She reckoned.

    About forty to fifty metres into the naturally eerie but cool bitumen mixed with vegetation tunnel however, she forgot about that rather marvelous head imagery, and they calculated that the joint that they were after was the next left. Number 666, it was, believe it or not. The both of them braced their downunder nerves, as the Ford slid beautifully into quite a well hidden by vegetation but wide u drive, whereupon the Highgate girls nearly shit themselves. Bohemian Rhapsody chords going everywhere like. Good shock value and rather jarring stuff going off inside of them, it all was.

    ‘Whot mum! Are you having me carted off to a concentration compound or a boot camp, or a Young Lib’s safe house, are y’? God! Fuck me! You’re not sending me to the World Youth Day in Sydney, are you? You know that I am not a catholic. I am JT I am! You dirty, double crossing bitch!’ Julie exploded.

    ‘Jules! Don’t be so patently absurd. I would never do any of that! You are just letting your imagination and your emotions run away with you, as usual. Face it! You’re only nineteen, and you need help. You do kid! You do! I can’t help you anymore, and frankly Jules, I don’t know how much more of your  abominable behaviour that I can stand. I mean, doing Ms Sharon impersonations in a copper’s garden! How low do you wanna go Jules? Jesus! Even in my wildest wildest wildest days, as a wild wild wild woman, long ago, when I was a hippy, I never ever did that. That’s going too far, that is!’ Louise perkerked mother henishly back at her young and wayward chick, she did.

    ‘Oh bullshit mum!’ Her kid fired back, like the Kormoran dun. ‘That’s just what the pigs say that I did. I don’t remember a thing about it, so it is their fucking word against mine! So whot’s that prison van doing there then mum? Come on! Out with it you manipulating fucking parent you! You may have squirted me out, when you shouldn’t have squirted me out, but I gotta know mum! How come there’s a heavily armed guard on the front verandah over there, and one down the side of the house, and one poking his big boof head around the back of the fucking house as well?’ The nervous kid asked, as her mother slotted the Ford into the most logical car parking spot. The one furtherest away from the wucking prison van, that is. Where the Hannibal type inside had come from. The van being the Hannibal type’s flying saucer, or personal Tardus, so to speak. She felt.

    Louise positioned her machine like it was a dick going up a shirtsleeve too, she did. The mucking Ford pulled up like Henry had risen from the grave into embodied flesh again, and put every nut and bolt in it together, personally. Everybody, including God, and Satan too, were pleased with the formidable creation. It was a machine, but what a machine it was. Everybody in the universal family was happy about it being there, and looking so fine and dandy, and existentially useful. The sun was shining down benevolently upon the creation, only it was a bit too galactically mucking hot. It was. One can’t have everything, but nine out of ten is not bad. Particularly, in a world like this one. It wasn’t the machine’s fault that the motherfucker sun, was farting wucking unbelievable solar heatballs, far far far too wucking much.

    Just before mum cut the motor and the air con in the creation, she turned to her gone off the rails kid. She could’ve been in a dramatic B grade Hollywood or Bollywood movie, but she wasn’t. Thank God. She was in a southwest downunder, mind projected holographic one, she was. According to the Naz, anyway. She was in one that many call real wucking life. Being a terribly hard and grinding along slog for most, whilst others in the minority and on the outskirts of the human herd call it the slogalong life, the dreaming. Some, like the Naz go further and claim that life here is just dreaming in the dreamtime, and nothing else, and that’s all. Which pretty well summed up where Louise Thompson was at, at the moment. Her kid too. Here we all are in the land of make believe darlin’, and what are you going to wucking do about? It was a doozy of a programme, and they were in a mucking and all mucked up twenty first century nightmare sub programme of it, allright. There was absolutely no doubt about that, and the heat was on, it was. Momentarily however, it was off for the old girl. Because she had arrived at the therapist’s joint with her fragile cargo, which had once been the size of a Tinkerbell swimming around in her womb.

    ‘Jules!’ Mum said, with some voluptuous Grace Kellyish solemnity, and some Bette Davis eyes, a half popping out of her radiant blondie scone. Like she was having some fun walking a duck on a leash, she was. Super excited that she had actually made it to the heavily guarded therapist’s front door, with her number one second born, heavy duty problem child, was she. ‘It’s like I told you. This bloke comes highly recommended, and he obviously works with some pretty hard core cases!’ She related, almost jovially.

    ‘I’ll say that he does Louise!’ Her kid barked back.

    Over her left shoulder, Julie eyed the latest Terminator model on the front verandah off, again. She could almost hear that robotic rrrrrrr sound, as the heavy looking, heavily dressed, heavily armed dude oscillated his neck. He had some dangerous looking machine gun strapped to him, and a hoot of a big sidearm on his left hip, and he had a big hand on that hoot of a sidearm, he did. He was keen that someone should challenge his vested institutional authority, he was. That was obvious, as it was etched implicitly in the foul and super hard and super tough expression that he had upon his face. The bastard looked like he’d stepped out of some computer game like Warcraft, he did. He was like a rock statue of a mercenary, that had been planted on a front verandah. The Little Mermaid, he wasn’t. More Thor in a different uniform like, he was. He didn’t look happy, that was for sure. Death warmed up some, is what he truly looked like.

    If one makes a nuclear bomb, then one will use it sooner or later, because otherwise there would be no purpose in making the nuclear bomb in the first place, and that’s existentially insulting to one’s lack of real mystical intelligence, and he stood for that consciousness level. No purpose that is, apart from sussing out how many people that it the latest weapon can kill, and the cost factor associated with that, that is. Missus Thompson, she knew all about that dirty deeds done mega mega mega expensively shit, she did. None of them should have them, she thought as over her shoulder, she eyed the frustrated Terminator off. That was where she was taking her stand. The existence of those things, guns and nuclear weapons that is, was an offence to every citizen’s intelligence, she reckoned. The thing on the verandah to her meanwhile, looked like something that was about to start World War 3.

    ‘What did the client inside do then mum? Knock someone off? Or did he do a Goi Fawkes and blow up those ego bloated up motherfuckers in parliament house, or something?’ JT asked her.

    ‘Oi dunno love. Oi don’t know what he done, and oi don’t want to know either,’ Louise answered Oz casually.

    ‘Well you have it your way mum, but if I have to sit in a waiting room next door to the bastard, I’d like to know what he’s fuckin’ done! You know?’ Julie kid snapped back at her.

    ‘Well dear! With an armed guard at the front of the house, and one down the side of the house, and one poking his nose around the corner of the back of the house, one would expect that between the three of them, and whomever else is packing inside, that if the client cuts loose, then they’ll get a few bullets into him before the bastard gets to us.’

    ‘Hohh mum! Do you wonder where I get my fucking dryness from?’

    ‘You get if from from y’grandad dear, because that’s where I got it from.’

    ‘I miss nan and pop mum. I wish that they hadn’t been beheaded and burnt together in that fucking car crash. I wish that you were taking me to see me pop for some therapy, instead of a fucking wog!’

   ‘Julie! Please! Enough of the W word! Enough of the f word! Christ! I should have called you Ozziess, or Chefess Gordon R Thompson. Can’t you talk normally?’

    ‘I fucking w’ll am! I am never ever going to forgive you for this mother! I have never been so ashamed of myself and my own mother at the same time, in my entire fucking life! This isn’t fair! It’s blackmail for having a roof over m’head, and for having m’childhood dolls stare me in the fucking face all night long. It’s an incentiveless bore mum, that’s what it is!’

    The mother swallowed the little capitalist’s hint, as she opened her scintillatingly gorgeous west coast gob, again. Profit profit profit. Personal profit, from success or disaster. It runs the personalized human beast’s ego more than love unfortunately, and she knew it.

   ‘Well dear!’ she purred, like a well worn in Jaguar motor. ‘When the going gets tough, the tough get going and they go and see a mystical therapist, don’t they? Because then mumsy might give them a hundred bucks, for personal spending and definitely not for dopey wopies, for merely…. walking thru the front door to the therapist’s lair.’

    ‘How do you know he’s a fucking mystical mum?’

    ‘The friend who recommended him to me described him that way Jules.’

    Suddenly and H bomb like, Julie seemed to put two and two together, and her face exploded into red with the realisation of who had dobbed her in, for wucking wog therapy. At the same time, the still stiff little black hairs on her formerly blonde head, the ones that looked like the corners of razorblade edges, well. Quite frankly. It was as if they’d suddenly all grown a good quarter of an inch. Upon a fertiliser of septic indignation, mixed with a lot of wucking fire, and no dispassionate awareness or affectionate detachment, at all. Rather, stuck fast in the body and in the mind as heavy duty ego, and some other fucker to payback gear time it all was, for the apparently luckless Oz kid. Who had purportedly dropped her black dacks in the coppers’ yard, and done a pretty good Ms Sharon, before she’d pissed on their beloved geraniums.

    ‘It’s y’new fucking boyfriend! Isn’t it mum? It’s this Tommy the infidel prick who has dobbed me in for this fucking go and see a mystically smart wog crap! Isn’t it?’ Julie shrieked, at her old lady.

    Louise finally cut the motor, and the air con, and almost instantaneously, they felt it getting ribald to the max hotter. It was like some big fifty foot high Devil had squatted for a ground zero crap, and was resting his flaming scrotum sack and its enclosed super super super hot nuts, on the top of their succinctly innocent, near new Ford.

    ‘Well! We are good friends and although we are not yet intimately acquainted with the not so secret human business yet, I do trust young Tommy’s judgment.’ Mum said, holding her cool.

    ‘You’ve got the hots for the bastard mum! That’s what’s going on! I know you! You just want  to sit on his peachy cute fucking Scandinavian type face, and squeeze his pulverized cheeks with y’knickerless thighs! Don’t y’?’ Julie roared back.

    ‘Jules! Don’t be so forthrightly vulgar! It’s not ladylike. We’re just good friends dear, that’s all.’ Louise said calmly, whilst holding her composure impeccably, inside of her yellow dress. Could she tell her daughter the truth about what she really wanted to do to and with Tommy the infidel’s face and cock and heart and especially, his fine Scandinavian looking nose? She couldn’t, because that just wouldn’t be ladylike, nor appropriate to the razor’s edged situation that she was currently existentially experiencing. She couldn’t risk blowing her cover yet, and she knew that if her kid found that secret information out that she would really spit the conspiracy dummy, and that the chances of her getting the little bitch inside of the door yonder, that had an armed guard in front of it, would significantly plummet. More or less, like a turd going down a just flushed toilet, or a Brazilian priest trying to fly with toy balloons. Street politics it was, and it was her cosmic duty to disguise her real intentions, state like. She felt. After all, she was the parent in the situation, and she was supposed to have the power, and not the unruly kid.

    ‘I smelt a dirty rat the first time that I clapped eyes on that Tommy the fucking infidel cunt mum, I did!’ Julie cat spat at the windscreen. Like she had a repressed fur ball in her throat. ‘He’s too smooth a fucking prick for my liking! He’s too quiet and he’s too creamy nice. I don’t trust the angelic looking motherfucker, or his duhs! Men! They’re nothing but fucking animals who pretend that they’re the creation of some wrathful love God!’ asserted the kid. ‘They’re full of fucking shit, they are!’ She roared, like a young lioness with a thorn in her foot. ‘Look at that goon on the front verandah there mum! There’s the mind of the common man for you. Me and my fucking dickhead’s piece!’ JT shrieked, somewhat bitterly. Just as the guard tapped his holstered dirty great big hoot of a gun. As if he was super ready for any trouble. You wucking betcha!

    Louise Thompson was really a bit surprised by the degree of her child’s animosity towards males. She had not picked up on its full strength before, and immediately that she did so Melbourne came into her mind again, but God forbid, she wasn’t going to mention that vibrant cosmopolitan east coast city again, to her agitated, and agitating daughter. So instead, she decided to stick up for her current love and romance prospect, and some other male beings too.

    ‘I actually think that Tommy’s quite the simple gentleman dear, and that your pop was too, and so’s your good mate young James, in his own way.’ She said softly softly like.

    ‘Pop was ok, and Jimmie’s ok, he’s a good mate, but don’t expect me to like that fucking Tommy prick mum!’ JT snorted. ‘That low down and dirty rotten bastard of an infidel has set me up! If you want to fuck his brains out, you go ahead mum, only don’t expect me to smile at the motherfucking meddling arsehole in the morning. Because I fucking well won’t be! I’ll murder the bastard the next time that I see him, that’s what I’ll do. I’ll tell him to shove his wogs up his fucken arse, I fucking will!’

   ‘Look sweetie!’

   ‘Don’t sweetie me mum! I’m not four years old, I’m post fucking nineteen! I am almost an adult homosapien! Get it, old lady?’

   ‘Julie! I’ll give you two hundred bucks just to step on and over the pass go and do not go to jail square, being the front door, and then just see how it goes. Please. Give it a go? For yourself, and for moi. Come on! Let’s go!….Jesus!…..Once upon a time you used to be able to bribe a child with a twenty five cent packet of Smarties. You know? Come on dear! Let’s get this bloody business over and done with! We’ve come this far, so we might as well. The Ford needs to cool off a bit, anyway.’

    ‘Two hundred bucks?’

    ‘Two hundred bucks Jules! A steal, believe me! I am not as rich as Di was, or JK is, or Oprah is, and even Britney could still buy me out a couple of hundred thousand times. That is for bloody sure!’

    ‘All right mum! I’ll do it! But I’m telling y’right now, if he turns out to be just another fucking ordinary wog, then I won’t be coming back. Ever!’

   ‘Ok! Let’s hit the trail and get the verdict then dear. Let’s rawhide it and move out, and do something absolutely bloody different for once. Let’s have a second coming! Why not?’

    ‘Huhh! Fat fucking chance of that happening mum,’ her daughter mumbled back, with the conviction tone of a three quarter’s dead Freddo frog.

    So simultaneously they opened their respective car doors, and the overwhelming sensation that they got was that another much much much bigger Devil, had just dropped a dirty great big big big personal assault whopper, in their respective faces. Because it was hot outside the near new Ford. It was wucking hot in the fires of hell stuff! It was nipples melting and lips high and low melding together weather. It was cock and balls and scrotum dissolving back into the clay dust stuff. It was unbelievable, and galactically atrocious that a sun could pump out so much blood curdling heat. It was nasty nasty nasty Canasta hot, and true blue proof that the Earth could be a kind of a technical go thru the motions, and a sweaty sweaty sweaty environmental mucking hell, some days.

    ‘Oh Kerrist!’ moaned the lady in the yellow dress hyper nasally, as she closed her door, and hit the lock them all beeper on her keyset.

   ‘Oh fuck! Fuck! Fuck!’ groaned Julie, as she took her first step towards real existential and mystical freedom.

    They motioned with copious easy sweat forming on their brows towards the guard on the verandah, and although the Julie avoided eye contact with him, Louise nodded the bastard’s way, and gave him a somewhat neutral, yet appreciative smile. The dude dropped his left bottom lip, like it was a dog having a strained poo, and nodded ever so slightly back.

    Growing old gracefully that lady? Affirmative! Nice yellow dress? Affirmative! Nice tits too? Affirmative! The younger of those two female Caucasians had nice tits too? Affirmative! Loved the skimpy little black bra? Affirmative!

    He thought to himself robotically as the women went inside and his head turned again, and he scanned the two hundred and seventy degree spectrum in front of him once more, for any would be Rolfbusters. Rolf being his client who was currently being therapeuticised inside, by the Indian mystic. Come western therapist.

    C’mon! C’mon! C’mon! The dude vibed the universe inside and outside of himself, as he tapped his holstered dirty great big hoot of a gun, relentlessly. Give me something to fucking blow away? Give me a purpose for being a lump of meat? Affirmative! Just one little ittsy bittsy Bluto bearded Rolfbuster….please God! Make my day y’fucking Fucker? Action! Action! Action! Give me some action you divine bastard! I can’t stand this fucking peace and quiet? Affirmative! It’s killing me softly without a song, and I fucking hate that? Affirmative!

    Absolutely bored bored bored shitless with Rolf guarding, the bugger was. Despite that he was standing in the shade of the therapist’s verandah, sweat was cascading down his face, and running off his big testicled scrotum, and down the insides of his thick strided thighs too. At less than thirty five plus bucks an hour, he was thinking of putting it to his union that they should push the employer for sweat money. He could do with another allowance, he reckoned. It was costing him twenty five bucks a week in creams to stop the sweat rashes, these days. The cost of him getting to and fro work had quadrupled in the last week, thanks to the seven sisters and their political machinery, and his economic future was looking to soon become more expensive than a hundred thousand acres in paradise. So the guard was a bit on the edge of reality, he was. He wasn’t digging the heat either. No verandah bound up bugger in town doing their sacred duty was.

    Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Not a fucking potential Rolfbuster in sight anywhere. Again!

Oh shit! This is so boring! I am bored shitless, and it’s so fucking hot? Affirmative! This cunt of a city is hotter than fucking hell? Affirmative! I might get on Google tonight and look up the market for armed guards in fucking Tasmania? Affirmative! I am sick of this fucking heat, and this constant constant constant, fucking sweating? Affirmative! Oh come on Rolf! For fuck’s sake! You’ve been in there for fucking hours! Fucking hurry up y’little Dumbo eared cunt! I want to get the fuck out of here you prick? Affirmative!

    He thoughteth to himselfeth, deep deep deep within his grey matter, as he completed yet another 270 degree scan.

    Going to need a half a toob of fucking Deep Heat on my neck tonight! I might have to ring the Russian mole a bit later on, and get her to come over tonight and do so rubbing. Affirmative! She’s good at rubbing different body fucking parts, the fucking Russian mole is? Affirmative! She gives good rates too. Affirmative! I don’t mind the Russians. It’s the fucking Americans who worry me! They came from the fucking English, like these crazy mad Ozzie cunts here did. That’s their fucking problem? Affirmative!

Rrrrrrrrr!

Rrrrrrrrr!

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

    There was indeed another armed guard inside, as Louise had prophesized. Whilst Ivan the terribly annoyed, his comrade out on the front verandah wasn’t exactly existentially enjoying himself, this guy was lapping up the air conditioning and the free water from the readily available water cooler. He had his legs crossed and his big boof head buried in a women’s magazine, where he was secretly looking for pictures of semi well dressed breasts, that severely rivaled his mother’s. Doing some research, he was. The girls were in an opened doored waiting room with just them and the guard in it, and across a narrow passageway from them, in an office, sat a big big big Sybil. The lady was a well proportioned Hindu woman, who was bulging out everywhere from a colourful sari. They’d had a brief chat with her, before they’d sat their scorched arses down in the adeaquately air conned waiting room, and she’d seemed nice.

    All of a sudden, they heard what sounded like a bit of a rumble in the jungle coming from the therapist’s room, which was further up the passageway, past big Sybil’s office. They caught a few words of what was being said, but couldn’t put the sentences together. The guard chuckled away to himself, because his client was getting it stuck up him, and big Sybil giggled for much the same reason. Plus a few others of her own, because she was professionally intimate with Shyam, her boss and the therapist. When Shyam’s door opened however, and the shortarsed and big Dumbo eared Rolf stepped out into the passageway, the therapist could be clearly heard. Speaking Indian Oz, he was.

    ‘Now I want you to spend the next few days ferreting out the prime chemical called the I am Rolf! That’s the only descriptive concept about yourself that I want you to play with. You can take the rest of the shitpile of them that you’ve accumulated since your good mother spurted you as a body out, and shove them up y’incarcerated western bum!’ he barked at the backside of his client.

    ‘Yes Master! Yes Master!’ Rolf chirped budgerigar like, over a Dumbo eared shoulder.

    ‘I am and nothing else Rolf! Just sit in pure I am and see what you get. If you come back to me on Thursday with bucketloads of conceptual descriptions that you’ve attached to your I am, like we’ve been through again today, then I may have to make you an offer that you can’t refuse. Do you understand Rolfy? You are not a bad guy doomed to live a hell existence forever, you are the fucking Source itself! I say unto you you bloody idiot, that you put the stars up there in the sky, and then you super condensed yourself into a body, so as to wonder about them. Ponder that my son, and stay away from the illusion that you are a human being and a doomed man. Because you are definitely not! You are spirit Rolfy, and spirit is unbeatable stuff that is never ever damned.’

    ‘Yes Master! I’ll give it a go. There’s fuck all else to do inside, apart from watching that moronic reality tv crap. See you then! I am! I am! I am! I’ll sus it out! Thankyou again Master,’ said Rolf the wonder prisoner, as the interior guard escorted him out of the front door.

    ‘See you then Rolfy! Have a good one, you fucker!’ Shyam barked back. Before, like some cosmic shark on the loose, he swiveled his medium sized and hairless head into the waiting room, and his curt bush of a moustache twitched up and down, bullet fast like. Like it was on a fox hunt with Madame George and no one else, or something.

    ‘I’ve just got to have a downunder crap ladies! I’ll be back!’ he fired off in his Indian accent, before disappearing again.

    The two ladies looked at each other, and Louise’s eyes were full of daggers, and her eyebrows were just about having it off with the ceiling.

    ‘He looks like fucking Gandhi mum, and I am not calling anybody Master!’ She waiting room, heavy whisper spat at her old lady. Deep deep deep in her inner woman however, she was impressed that her analyst had fired off an f word. Her mother wasn’t, however she was pleased to have something to bitch about to her new beau. Tommy the Muckinbudin infidel, who had recommended this particular mystical therapist from old Bombay, that is.

    ‘It’s ok!’ Sybil called out to them in her big mama Indian voice. Her huge girth just about murdering her desk, and her enormous breasts seeming to fill two thirds of the upper half of her small office. ‘He always has to have a crap after seeing Rolf! Rolf gives him the Oz shits a little bit, but he’ll be fine. He’ll be with you in a moment ladies.’

    ‘Oh good Sybil!’ Louise answered her. ‘No hurry! No worries!’

    So they waited a bit longer, and JT felt a bit like Jesus must have felt, just before they nailed him to the cross. Pensively, she flexed her toes up and down in her black shoes, and in her inner woman, she told her nerves to get wucking lost. Then, from somewhere out the back of the converted house, she heard the unmistakable sounds of a dunny flushing, and simultaneously she thought that she should’ve asked for two hundred grand, instead of a measly two hundred. All that she could hope for was that the wog bastard knew how to wipe his bum properly, because about the last thing that she needed on this Earth, was a therapist who stunk of b a. Bowel actions, that is. Ah! What the wuck!

    She had to tell herself inside. Her entire human world was nothing but a loose bowel action. Was it God’s loose bowel action, or Satan’s? She didn’t know, and she didn’t give a brass wuck either. Youth! Blown away by a ghastly ghastly ghastly, motherfucking hypocrite’s world, that is full of ultra ignorants and ultraviolents, and even more full of sex, music, and piss, and mind altering drugs galore. That’s what she represented. It could’ve been a rebel female reincarnation of James Dean sitting there in that chair in the waiting room, and stretching out their cute knuckles, but it wasn’t. It was JT. Anticipating and brooding over, what the wucking wog was gunna be like. Would he be an Arby? She certainly hoped not. She didn’t want to be slapped around, and she didn’t want to have to let one or two go in retaliation. She didn’t need that shit. She had enough shit in her life already. Mother Theresa! She was only nineteen too, and finding a ranker planet in the universe for her to live on, would be like finding a needle in a cosmic haystack. The kid already knew that. Christ almighty! She was living it all the existential hard way, she felt, deep deep deep down in her kid soul. It’s tough being a split minded homosapien in a duality consciousness programme, when one is only nineteen. Real tough. She was the proof of that, she reckoned.

   

    Ten minutes later however, she was in a state of mind which to simply put it, was being blown away. Absolutely! Was she being tsunamied. That good old reverse swing that can actually happen sometimes in life, where the chemicalised duality consciousness can jump from a negative to a positive, or vice versa, in a millisecond flat, was waltzing her around this fair and very benevolent, heady heady heady universe. It was. She’d either bi polared or been bi polared, one of the two, and she was pea eyed pink ecstatic about that. Life is a highway, and all of a sudden she’d turned around and gone the other wucking way, away from the neuron traffic congestion in her brain, for reasons only remotely known to her. For sure, was she high high high now, and not down down down, and bitchy bitchy bitchy, and angry angry angry, about life. No Ma’am! No Sir! She’d rocketed right out of all of that stuff one right up stuff, instantaneously and spontaneously. It was a bit of a 21st century miracle, but sometimes, on the odd occasion, the swinging duality consciousness here can actually work for one. Because nothing in a duality set up can be all bad. There’s evil in good, and there’s good in evil, and the positive is all mixed up with the negative, and the dark and the light are too; and that’s what she was so painfully finding out. Who wucking isn’t, besides the Goddesses and the Gods? Who are exempt from wiping arse, and urinating umpteen times a day.

    She was also seated quite comfortably thank y’very much, in her therapist’s air conned office, and he the Bombay dude was showing Louise her old lady out of the door, and telling her that Sybil would run her the daughter home. Julie was feeling strangely strangely strangely peaceful, and almost almost almost; blissful. Like somebody had just shot her up with some pretty good sister morphine or brother horse, or five and a half gallons of Enya, or something. Because she was getting the opposite experience to that which she thought that she would get. Wogland had gone magically and mysteriously Alice in Wonderlandish for her, in a delayed recognition jiffy, it had. Christ! It was a 21st century wucking miracle happening for her.

     Because she was strange psyche running with a most mysterious deja vu sensation that she already knew her therapist Shyam from somewhere, and that they were old galactic mates, or something. That sensation was coming to her totally uninvited and totally unexpected, but she was digging it, because it was making her feel so relaxed. It was like her nerves had wucked off, like she’d told them to do, and she was spacing out somewhat on that. She was hoonless upstairs currently, and that was also pleasing her. It was a bit like the old bugger was a valium radiator, or something, it was. To her, he also seemed to be shining somehow, and vibrationally what he was exuding was mellowing her out to the max. It was a miracle! Of unheralded proportions, she felt. He was so so so intensely alive, so amazingly intelligent and chase cutting, and so so so on the ball for a lad of his age. To cap it all off, she had already sussed out that he had a real deviously wicked sense of humour, which she rather liked. As a matter of fact, she liked it a lot, she did. He swore openly too, and she loved that and could so easily identify with it. They could have been younger sister and elder brother, and ethereally they were.

    Imagine her wunderbar wunderbar wunderbar surprise. Her therapist wasn’t a wog at all! Or if he was, he was Superwuckingwog to her. Because like everyone else, what did she know for real? What is truth? On a planet full of selfish to the core, body only identifying dreamers. All living in a mind made holographic dreamtime, which is spinning out unbelievably ignorant, bullshit beliefs. Which people will mega kill for, so as to maintain their illusory status quo position, within their animal human, pecking orders. She didn’t yet have a clue really, how deep deep deep the animal matrix runs in the third dimensional holographic life. So to her, Shyam seemed to be a bit of a marvelous, old mystical type bloke, and not scammerish at all. Just like her old pop had been, before he’d lost his head and been incinerated in that infamous car crash. Where his missus had been topped first, by three thousandths of a millisecond, which was an Olympic record.

    “Love you Willie!” She’d said to her long time partner, as she’d got the demortalising chop, and been well and truly underbellied.

    “See you on the other side for some astral rocking and rolling bitch! Whoopee! We’re going home mate! Thank fuck for that darlin’! Hey! We’re out of this fucking shithole, at long long long last! God bless that drunk driver in that petrol truck!” Willie’d fired back, before he’d got the chop too. She hadn’t heard him though because she was already headlessly dead, and that’s just the way that it goes with some unfortunate missus types upon this Earth.

    ‘Will you by any chance be seeing that lonesome streaky and freaky Muckinbudin bastard, Tommy the infidel, Louise?’ Shyam asked her old lady, just as her mum had one gloriously exuberant foot out of the door.

    Louise looked back, and she could have been a spy for anybody, she could have. All of the mad mad mad state gangs on the planet could have used her services, because her face was giving pretty well nothing away. She could have just as easily been a politician or a leader of them, she was that damn good. Because she’d just had a quick dunny break where she’d unloaded a half gallon of hot hot hot Oz pee, and shot off an sms to Tommy the infidel, at the same time. The message had said that she would be around in twenty minutes for a chat about the scorching heat, even though she had considerably considered sending off that she would be around in twenty minutes, to sit on his absolutely fabulous face. It had been a close call with which way to go with her message, but in the end she had gone with the norm, instead of the absolute truth. Like people do to disguise what they really wucking want, and to buy themselves a little bit of time to train the cerebral troops up, to that point that they can actually get what they want. She done, she did. After all, she was an Oz woman. She’d been in the Oz programme a while, and she knew a few of the ins and outs of it, she did. She could play the cosmic Earth game, pretty well, for a working mother.

    ‘I may bump into Tommy soon,’ she said calmly, brand new toothbrush expression on her face like. Whilst knowing full well and secretively to herself that she was heading directly for the infidel’s joint in North Perth. A suburb that adjoined her beloved Highgate.

    JT’s ears pricked up, and she listened in as a more than interested party.

    ‘Well if and when you do see him, could you give him a message for me? Because he won’t answer his phone. The bloody thing is always switched off! Which is a tragedy, because it is a brand new phone which was bought for him when we were last in the old country,’ Shyam asked and told her old lady.

    ‘Sure! Sure! Sure!’ The mum from Highgate responded, quite jovially.

    ‘Then tell the Muckinbudin lad that the GF is after him, and that he’d better touch base with the old bastard from old Bombay quickly, or else there will be a shitload of Kali Maya trouble!’ Said the therapist. With his Indian accent just about dissolving the British paint off the Oz walls, where a ghost like impression of Rolf Harris holding his Aria award was slowly forming.

    Louise frowned a bit, and so did Julie.

    ‘GF?’ Louise queried.

    ‘The GuruFather!’ Shyam shot back, machine gun like. ‘The big boss of the Naznath clan! The controller of all secret mystical Naznath agents! The enlightened one, Sri Nizzawatta!’

    ‘Sirree Nizza bloody who?’ Louise and Julie asked simultaneously.

    ‘Nizzawatta! It means from where the mystical water comes,’ Shyam told them.

    ‘Riiiight! Good stuff! Lovely! I’ll give Tommy your message then Shyam, when and if I see him,’ Louise said back, as she took off. ‘Thank you so much again for everything Shyam…. See you later Jules! Have a good one!’ she chirped Pythonishly and elastically over her shoulder, to her daughter. Feeling like she’d just got out of jail after a long long long stretch mum was, and she had to make the connection between the feeling that she used to have when she’d left Julie at kindie or school to be so called societally educated, to where she was leaving her now. Where she had a far far far better chance of really and truly being universally educated, mystically and spiritually speaking. With instructions for correct usage of the mind stuff thrown in for good measure, as well as instructions for appreciating one’s existential potential, that is.

    ‘Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! You too mumsy!’ Julie exploded jovially back at her. Just as her old lady breezed by big Sybil, and head nodded and smiled a triumphant goodbye to her. With Sybil smiling back and understanding perfectly what was going on. She was all big mama hearted, and the big fat Indian big mama bitch was a lovely lady. To tell the truth, she wasn’t just a secretary and a receptionist, because she was quite an adept mystic as well. One who could give her Guru one hell of a cosmic blow job, ethereally and third dimensionally, too.

    ‘Give his nose a good hard core clit rub for me old girl, hey!’ JT screeched out of her therapist’s room. ‘Underbelly that low life cunt good and proper mumsy! Because if anyone deserves a ribald arse full of a full on post middle aged twat in his face, it’s that fucking swine of a manipulating infidel prick from Muckinbudin!’ The pretty crude and vulgar speaking kid fired off.

    Not willing yet to let go of her animosity towards Tommy the infidel, despite the joy that was going down, was JT. How human is that? Enemy or mystical lover? Some don’t care so long as they’ve got one or the other, and at the moment she had both. She was over the moon about that, as she wondered about what was going to be involved with the initiation of her existence saving therapy, from her wunderbar shrink. As her therapist planted his Mumbai’d old Bombay arse back down in his chair, she watched him like a stationary and leaning on the rails, semi psychotic construction boss, watches their flat out to the fingernails gang. She just couldn’t shake the feeling that she knew the bastard of a mystical being from somewhere, and that omniscient feeling was gnawing at her mental and emotional innards, nonstop. Like a rat munching on a ten ton block of dynamite tasting premium cheese, the relentless déjà vu superbug within her was.

    ‘You know Shyam!’ she said in strict strine, before her analyst could get an analytical word out. ‘I just can’t shake the feeling that we’ve met before, but I also just can’t place where it fucking well was. I don’t think that it’s because you look a bit like the Mahatma either, and I do rather think that there’s a bit more to it. You know? Fuck a duck! It’s eerie mein therapist! It’s really other worldly and downright fucking cosmic, if y’ask me. I feel like I am in the Twilight Zone, or the Outer Limits, or something. I don’t know whether I’m coming or going, or I’ve been or I’ve gone, or whether I am going up or down with it, or sideways, or every which way out from its centre. It’s got me, but I am absolutely positive that I fucking know you from fucking somewhere.’

    ‘Do you think that we’ve met on this third dimensional side, or on the other side in the fourth dimension Julie? Or could it be that we’ve hung out in the fifth dimension and spaced out with the cosmic consciousness lads, and ethereally partied on together?’ The high voltage old dude from the subcontinent asked her.

    The little skinhead nazi looking kid flinched, several times too. The zig zag tatts on the outers of her biceps got a bit tighter. With the flaming cosmic concept arrows coming at her, and what not, it was all happening where she had expected sweet wuck all to happen. Her therapist’s language was super surprisingly sky high voltage vibed allright, and it did take a bit of an inner effort for her to acclimatize herself to it. Luckily, she’d been brought up in the sort of family that questioned the odd existential thing or two. Because she wasn’t jawing with a straight laced and ultra narrow minded establishment pig! Who saw things only thru the eyes of black and white and loss and profit, and war and a wee bit of peace and then more war, with God on their side, and she knew that. She was chatting with a wucking mystic, that was pretty self evident. Mystics don’t judge anybody and they never lord it over y’, she was aware of that too, and so she felt relatively comfortable with talking the deep deep deep multidimensional shit, and all of that.

    ‘Well I dunno!’ she kind of third dimensionally barked at her Indian therapist. ‘I know the heavy dutiness of this bleedingly thick as a brick and lunatic full ultraviolent 3D side, back the front and inside out, but what is the fucking fourth dimension and this other side business Shyam? And what’s the difference mein therapist, between the fucking fourth dimension and this other side business, and the fucking fifth dimension?’

    Shyam shoved his head back and Master cock laughed, as his mo happily twitched and twitched and twitched. First one way towards the dark side of the moon, and then the other. The lad was happy! Because he had a willing subject who wasn’t short on the existential questions, and this type were far easier for him to deal with than the other sort of beings. Who were very unwilling, because of their existential fear and their woeful woeful woeful third dimensional, I am just one bodymindmachine programming, to ask themselves the sacred and secret question; Who am I really?

    ‘Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!’ he went exuberantly, with a big old Bombay cheesy plastered all over his mystical gob. ‘You do have a fucking way with words my young friend, don’t you?’ He asked, not so silently.

    ‘I do Master! I do! I can’t deny it!’ A beaming and cherry ripe red dimpled Julie Thompson shot back. ‘I can speak Earthian Oz allright mate. Fucking Ramsay’s got nothing on me, and neither has fucken Ozzie. I am a fucking expert at it! I can’t play a guitar like a gone mad longhair, and cooking is for sweaty and hairy meathead cooks, but I invent cuss words and dirty conceptualizations in me sleep too, I do. It’s m’cosmic job Shyam! I am honoured to have it, too.’ JT told her mystical therapist.

    ‘You ask fucking good questions as well kid! Chase cutter ones too. So! We are existing here in this third dimension Highgate, which as you know, is a more than slightly horrendous and sometimes beautiful, blood and bone, light and dark, unbelievably superdense in vibration one. It’s a thick as a fucking ego brick, blow the mind and access the angelic cosmic consciousness programme, fucking dimension. Or programme. Obviously! It is a gateway back to the cosmic consciousness dimension, because it is a duality.’

    ‘Uhuh! It sure as all fucken hell is, Old Bombay. Is also a gateway to the worst hell that one could possibly fucking imagine! A hell to top all hells, where one is screaming one dominating question thru one’s soul! Can this cunt of a life in this cunt of a hell, be all that there is, to my fucking existentiality?’

     ‘Ha! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! It is! Precisely! You can go down down down in consciousness, or you can go up up up in consciousness, in a third dimensional duality programme like this one. You’ve got fucking brains kid!’

    ‘Oh yeah! Somewhere! I dunno where they are some days, maybe they’re  up my vagina, I dunno. Anyway, I suppose that someone has gotta have this brains stuff Shyam.’

     ‘Yeah! They do Highgate! Anyway, contrastingly to the third dimension, the fourth dimension or the other side is not a blood and bone one at all. It is a far more nebulous and a far more subtler vibed affair, where souls play cosmic football with their projections, and boot them around this or that dimensional hologram. However, it is still light and dark, and there is still the odd dark lord, or spider queen about. Tricking souls with this or that astral to Earth garbage line about them being a God or whatnot, so that they themselves may personally prosper and expand their astral kingdom. Now apparently, the fifth dimension is all light and if not formless, probably almost formless, and no darkness at all can penetrate there. Not one dark lord or spider queen exists anywhere in the filial fifth the GF says, because dense and dark vibrations cannot survive there. They are simply dissolved by the cosmic consciousness inherent in the mystical force there, before they can even get going. In the fifth dimension, with the matrix out of the way, one can get a ride up the river of Light in. Again!’ The Master explained.

    ‘Fu..uuuuuck! No dickheaded, shit for brains, fucking little dark lord pricks anywhere, in any city or any town, or on any street, or in any house. No cunt faced spider queens about as well! Well that’s what I’m chasing then! That’s what I am here for! Light! Heaven on Earth! Payback for moi and me mates for being subjected to the anti fun and the extreme gruesomeness of this holographic shithole programme, and most important of all, payback for the spirit of this third rock from the sun programme. Bring it on mein therapist!’ screeched the kid, deliriously, and very bi polarish like. Like a just freed for flight galah, she was. Her cheeks redder than the reddest Cherry Ripe that has ever been made, on that glorious production line.

    ‘I’ll have the fifth dimension here just as soon as you can fucking manage it! Get to it old son! Hop! Hop! Hop! The fifth dimension is hip hip hip! Because it is definitely, without a shadow of a fucking doubt, what’s missing in my cunt of a fucking life! The cunts of lives that six to seven odd billion others here are living as well!’ roared JT. With her face covered by a three inch layer of absolute desire. ‘I’ll have some of that fucking fifth dimensional gear then Master! Light! Light! Light! That’s what I want! Fucking hell! I’ll have a universe full of it, if you don’t mind. I just can’t tell a fucking lie mein therapist!’ she informed him, with a bit of a long held in her deepest depths, verbal spray. ‘I’ve had a fucking absolute gutful of darkness Shyam! I’ve had enough bullshit wank and crap, and enough to do with lunatic fucking dark lords and spider queens, as they present as imbecilic and moronic motherfucking violent or violence endorsing, ego power tripping, shit for brains dominator humans, to last me a hundred thousand fucking lifetimes. On such a forlorn planet as this cunt of a prick filled one, I’ve seen them all, and they are all without a doubt, atrociously atrociously atrociously, existentially fucked! Old Bombay! I’ve had it with super ignorant, super ultra violent, pecking order fuckwit humans! I really really really have Master!’

    ‘Uhuh! I understand kid! Been there! Done that!’ the old boy said, with a sly old subcontinent wink back at the kid.

    ‘I’m only fucking nineteen too! Jesus Shyam, I’m still just an innocent fucken kid really! Point out any other motherfucker on this planet who can fucking beat all of that mate, and I’ll get naked and surf multinational sharks around this rotten to the core world backwards nonstop for y’. Fuck me fucking dead! I wouldn’t mind playing where the darkness can’t get in again! I wouldn’t mind living in a finer dimension, which those disgusting disgusting disgusting, despicabale despicable despicable dominator killers, can’t access. I wouldn’t mind celebrating and gung ho partying with the fucking Light and only the Light, again. I reckon that that would sort me out, good and fucking proper Shyam, when nothing else in this stupid tinseled up motherfucker’s world ever will. I would like to marry the Light again mein therapist. I really would mate!’

    ‘Uhuh! I see it kid! I see it ! I see it! I do! I do! I do! It’s at the tip of your nose, you little Oz darlin’! It’s not far far far away, at all.’

    ‘Yeah! Ok! Well anyway, as I was saying, I am sick of this bemusing cocksucking and motherfucking Earth darkness shit, I really really really am Shyam! I’m sick of despairing, and I’m sick of being bemused, and I’m sick of being existentially and environmentally afraid. I need a holiday from this turd of a planetary programme, as much as I need a holiday from the word and concept excreting anus that is in my mind, and mate, that’s what this fair damsel is fucking all about. I am not here for fucking Hoadley’s Master! I’m here to sort the existential shit out one way or the fucking other, I fucken am. I want to do that and negate the horrible fucking pain and the fucking rotten existential fear, or die. That’s me swami! That’s who I am and what I am really fucking on about Master. If there is a ticket for fifth dimensional enlightment for sale Old Bombay, then I’ll fucken buy it.’

    ‘You will never find such a ticket kid! Such a ticket does not exist anywhere, at least not in this universe. It is you who must do the work within, to facilitate that waking up to who you really are as a dimensionless point of Light, and bring it the Real and the Light on Julie. You have to find the always open I am door to cosmic consciousness that is inside of you, and dive back thru it. So that It the cosmic force can play with your cunt of a life for once, as you so formidably, descriptively call it. You must do away with all of your holographic shadow personalities and their world programmes, which are but unreal bubble plays in consciousness, that you are shooting thru mindtools. You must short circuit them by negating their mindtool asserted reality, and by reverting to the usage of your mighty fine spirit’s intelligence. You must let go of all that you are conceptually not, especially the ego business, and re embrace all that which you truly mystically are, again.’

    ‘Uhuh! Yes! I have been thinking somewhat along those lines old son! I know that I can’t go on like this forever. Sooner or later, third dimensional despair will force me to act mystically, so that I can act super naturally, for fucking once.’

    ‘Das ist goot Highgate! You must remember to remember to remember, who you really really really are. You must earnestly apply yourself to the inner work on the I am path and model that I will show you, and discuss with you, and I am sure that it no time at all you will re inherit the fifth dimension, and a lot more than that too. I sense my dear that you could easily revert back to the dimensionless point of Light where you surf source from, and I do think you rather capable of making out with the river of Light again. It’s just a gut Krishna consciousness feeling, but there is thinking here that is saying you are maybe the One, and one of the ones, at the same time, and that the cosmic consciousness gene flourishes already in your veins.’

   ‘So much worrrkk mein therapist!’ Julie exploded. Like a clogged up with pigeon shit, smoko siren.

   ‘Yes work! Solid inner work! What, are you averse to it are you JT? You can’t get away from it anyway kid! Because third dimensional body burdened up nonsense is about the hardest existential, physical and psychological work that any mystical bastard, or any mystical lady, could ever do. To have to get up in the morning believing absolutely that one is just one paltry bodymindmachine programme, in an appalling world programme, and then to have feed and toilet that body and verbalize it if others are around, before taking it forth into a vampiristic and ultraviolent monetary system, to work for a dollar or whatever for the basic necessities of life, is an ultra tough mystical assignment my dear. Especially for the masses!’

    ‘Yeah! They know it too! They know that both the economic and the existential squeezes are on big time now.’

   “Yes! They do kid! They do! They do! They do! However, the masses are very conscious these days that the vampiristic monetary system that they dwell in is run by ultraviolent establishment pig, baby soul crooks and killers. Who are going to rip off suck their hard slog earned dollars or whatever off them, a lot fucking faster than they can make them. Because the oink oink oink types up the top of the human pecking order, are so insanely profit profit profit minded, and they wouldn’t share a dime with a downtrodden and dying citizen. Of any religion, or colour. They don’t care how many individuals within the masses have to suffer, or how many of them have to die, they just want to stay in power and live high on the hog, and make more and more and more money. Kid! This mob is the real lost lost lost mob, in this milky way of a Milky Way universe. The masses are doing just fine mystically speaking, compared to this mad mad mad, ultraviolent mob.’

    ‘Pricks and cunts! That’s what that mad mob all are! Animals! They’re fucking dirty dirty dirty animals Shyam! They’re demon possessed, they all are.’

    ‘Yes! From a third dimensional perspective, that is quite true Highgate. However and simultaneously, every bugger in the masses on this planet should get an ethereal Oscar JT. For merely falling from grace, to do this obnoxious and compulsively restricting 3D, ultra downloaded, I am just a bodymindmachine programme shit. Because it is so far from our true ethereal reality, where we are playing with the I am not the bodymindmachine programme, and the fucking with the great beyond programme, that we all absolutely love and adore unreservedly, that quite frankly my dear, most of the time, this old Ma Earth programme, she’s just not mystically fucking funny enough.’

    ‘You can fucking well fucken say that again Master! By fucking fuck! Great fucking Bon Scott!’ the JT self exploded. ‘You’ve hit the cosmic fucking nail on the head with that supremely superb one liner mein therapist!’ She asserted.

    ‘The Earth is just not fucking mystically funny enough JT! We all know it! We all fucking live with it! We all fucking endure it! Why? Because our pure and wider consciousness has a filthy dirty sensual habit of jumping into matter bodies and shutting up shop in them, with the interloping mind locked into an absurdly cosmically restricting, third dimensional programming. The I am one bodymindmachine only shit, that is. So that it the normal life here is too often an excruciatingly laborious, deadpan holographic hard time, because it is a hardcore bodymind fucking burden stretch in mind made time and space. With a top heavy existential and survival angst permanently up one’s cosmic arse. Because the cosmic truth inherent in I am the inner and the outer and the beyond programme, has been walled off by a holographically constructed fucking ego, playing I am a body only mind games. So that It the inner and outer and the beyond and the mystical truth behind all matter and all matters, is being denied a fair go here. Incidentally! To live in denial of being the common universal inner and outer spirit, that is only temporarily mucking around with a lump of mind projected holographic flesh and a food body, is pain galore. Isn’t it mein Oz babe?’

    ‘Yeah! It’s fucked Master! It is rooted to its holographically constructed core. It is a great calamity to forget who one really really really is, and what can I say mein therapist? I can say that I am the so called living proof of that, I fucken w’ll can mate. A cardboard cutout of the PM being carted around by Liberal party idiots, has more fucking fun than a fucking average human in this holographic dump.’ The Highgate kid told her newly found in most mysterious circumstances, Guru.

    ‘Yeah! For sure Highgate!’ he barked back at her. Wolf! Wolf! Wolf like. ‘It the 3D abominably programmed to fuck up life, is also a kung fu dancing with the beast within and the beasts without trip, and not at all a Milky Way waltz with the angel within, and the angels without affair. It is no peaceful walk in the mystical Hyde park where you like to hang out. Is it Sunshine? For many, it is a lifetime of being jammed in between fear and craving, and for most it is a kind of tormenting hell. In a bemused mind pit that is absolutely chock full of insatiable holographically invented and imagined, conceptual desires. Lots and lots and lots of a little something else called existential fear, too.’

    ‘Work is the concept that sends shivers up and down my spine Master! Never mind the concept called existential fear, I can handle that one. It’s the one called fucking work that just about scares me fucking senseless sometimes.’

    ‘Well any concept can do that, including the I am one, and the Goddess or God or Devil ones, and this is gyroscopic work. You put in and big boot start it off, and the path will eventually run itself. You won’t have to do anything at all then, except but to skip down the path and into the promised land, where the inner and the outer types dwell ever so humbly, in the timeless river of Light. How does that sound to you mate?’

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

    ‘Well I guess that it is all gunna depend on what the fucking path is Master! I mean I’m just as keen as anybody else to make out with the fucking timeless river of holographically fucking around Light again. But I don’t want to have to canoe thru the fucking mind’s sewers arsefirst without a sturdy astral paddle, or a decent cosmic torch, or a good galactic rat shooting pistol, to do it. I want to get fucking away from that fucking nightmarish 24/7 crap that I’ve been doing all of my long life, if I at all possibly can. I’d also like to think that I’ve got it in me somewhere to somehow shotgun every black dog that I’ve got dead. Deady dead dead, that is. I’ll tell you a little secret too Master. It’s widely known that I’ve got a fair few truckloads of the cunts, I have. They’re hooning it periodically, too. Do you think that Hitler had some demons up his arse Shyam? You should see the intergalactic bunch that I’ve got up mine. They’re all fucking dark astral Hoons, every last one of them!’

    ‘Fair enough! Don’t worry! The I am path will dissolve them all! Be happy and be the rhythm of life, and just be!….Who you really fucking are! At Source! Then everything will go just fine for you. Return to your natural existential and mystical self kid, because that’s all that you can really do, in a turd of a programme like this one. Or any fucking programme really. Well! Enough fucking said, let’s get fucking started then Julie.’

    ‘Call me JT Master!’

    ‘Ok JT. Do you like painting kid?’

    ‘Painting?’

    ‘Yes painting! I don’t really give a crap whether or not you like it or not, because we’re going to do some. C’mon! Move y’fucking arse JT! Your good yellow dressed mother is paying good Oz dollars to have you exorcised and deprogrammed and reprogrammed, so we’d better give her her fucking money’s worth. Or there will be Oz trouble! I can feel that in me old cunt, wog bones, JT, and if I was an Arby like you, I’d need a change of my ultra clogged up carbie too, wouldn’t I? In fact I’ve had one, and I’m still having one, thanks to my venerable Guru, Nizzawatta. Ah Nizzawatta! Nizzawatta! Nizzawatta! What a lusciously gorgeous mind fucker you are! What an old fart of a GuruFather thou art! What a supreme old cunt my GF and our big boss is, JT.’

    ‘Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!’ erupted the kid, as she trotted off after the good mystical doctor. Of the mind that is. Humans love it when co workers take the piss out of the boss no matter who in the fuck they are, and she wasn’t any different. The enlightened and the unenlightened both exist to have both the micky and the piss taken out of them, and being from Oz, she was extremely aware of that.

   

    He’s no Arby! But he’s right, because I am. Christ! This cunt of a third dimensional rock is full of them! He’s a mystical fucking clown, this old  fucker is.

    JT had to tell herself.

    He’s Superfuckingwog all right! He speaks fucking good English too. An added bonus for down and out and destitute and fucked over, moi. Oh fuck me! Life is a circus going the other fucking way, some days. I wonder what in the fuck he wants me to fucking paint? I hope that he doesn’t want me to do a Mona Lisa or pose as one, because I’m not in the fucking mood! I am in a Whistler’s Mother of a mood, I am. I am. JT and I am woman I am, I think. Well maybe I’m not, if what he’s saying is true. Hmmmmm! That’s interesting. Very interesting! I am no fan of being a fucking woman anyway. Being a woman fucking sucks, if you ask me. Woman equates as human, and human equates with a multidimensional disaster area. I fucken reckon that I won’t miss not being a woman, if it fucking turns out with this mystical shit that I’m not really one.

    To drop the fucking mind’s holographically imagined mortal weight! Whilst still being a mortal! Is it possible? To slit the matrix’s throat here, and recapture me old and much loved and adored, and heavily soul missed, old existential ethereal form. In a higher vibed dimension mixed with this one, where the gorgeous beings around me totally love me and totally support me, and absolutely wish for me that I should have it, the mystical all. With me loving them all exactly the same airy fairy way. Is it fucking possible? Given the weight of the mortal weight, and the nature of the dark focused 3D mind here. Hmmm!

    I wouldn’t bet a fucking roo poo turdball on it, but I might find out with this old Indian prick, because he certainly seems to know a fucken thing or two.

 

 

    So they ended up in an adjoining room, which was a lovely little room, she thought. Because it had a large window looking out upon a terraced area and a rather astonishingly good, green as all mucking green, back garden. It also had a huge wooden table, upon which lay oodles of painting gear. Everything was capped off, when to her utter surprise, her therapist offered her a fag. They lit up like a couple of old cosmic dags doing hard time in an alien and hostile space, and she sucked in and relaxed like a sponge going down right on knock off time on a Friday afternoon, as the mystically shifty Shyam explained what the deal was. It didn’t seem much to her and they donned some aprons and grabbed some paints, and some sheets of thick as all mucking muck drawing paper, and started. JT was using jet black, because that was her adored colour, but the therapist strangely enough opted for yellow.

    ‘Always go for the gold is my motto!’ he jovially told the kid. As like a kindie child, he painted away madly. Like he was on Sesame Street, for just one day, or something. ‘If it is one thing that the GuruFather has taught me, it is to go for the real gold in life. Which is surfing the timeless river of Light, and the answer to who am I really, and to leave the rest, which as you so beautifully said is holographic tinsel really, alone.’

    ‘Uhuh!’ She answered him.

    ‘Fame and fortune, glory and gross ego power, the one who is the One and one of the ones at the same time, has no need for.’ He saideth. ‘They are quiet types who do absolutely nothing, but all of the mystical power in this universe, and all of that ethereal commodity in all of the other fucking universes, is with them. All that the establishment pigs and the ultraviolents here have really got, is a holographic illusion programme, which they owe lots and lots and lots of positively charged karma to. Because they’ve just about drained the fucken shit out of the negative side of this Earth hologram, just like they’ve just about drained the planet of its black gold oil,’ the Master told his client. Who grinned back at him a bit wild savage and local native like, with a mucking tell me wucking about it expression, on her pretty as a picture face. Which didn’t match her severe as severe haircut. Her superb above the belly shoulder tatts however were shining somewhat under the fluorescent lights, with the black ink in them being worth its weight in shoulder gold, and all of that.

    ‘Is this all that we’re gunna do Master?’ she asked him a bit later on. ‘Paint I Am over and over again. I’m fucking bored shitless already mate! Sometimes mein therapist, I feel like I was bored shitless before I was born, I do. I sense somehow that I was born just out of the lust for something sensually different to do, with my lusting lusty multidimensional consciousness, and to get away from being a bit bored shitless ethereally. If you know what I mean.’

    ‘I do! I do! I do!’

    ‘Uhuh! I thought that you might. Because the same thing over and over again, no matter what in the fuck it is, can get to one. Can’t it? Me old pop told me that flying around as a gloriously pure spirit and visiting every ultra magnificent mystical cunt and prick in the universe, and having an absolute cosmic ball as a free ethereal agent, can get to one, if one is doing it all of the time. Without a bit of a holiday from all of the existential and mystical fucking joy, and from doing the same damn blissful fucking thing all of the time. I thought then that he was a crazy old fucker, but now I know what he meant.’

    ‘Uhuh!’ The Master yapped. ‘You’re on the right track Highgate! You’re definitely on the right track kid! God! You’re a fucken Oz classic, you are. Your background intelligence for one so young, is amazing me. You’re blowing my mind kid!’

    ‘Hohh! Fuck off Shyam! So! A shoreless ocean of inert super consciousness bliss, pop said, has gotta do fucking something to liven things up mate, hey? It has to pop up another wave up on the surface of Its shoreless ocean, and jump into a matter body now and again, for a break from the unbelievably good and mystically sensual sky shit. Doesn’t it mein therapist?’

    ‘Until it grasps the mechanism by which the wider consciousness jumps into matter bodies, so that it can shoot the other way and go beyond even the subtle worlds and surf the river of Light again, fulfilling the soul’s number one cosmic desire, it does JT. But then again, jumping into named matter shapes, is really something that a wise and matured soul avoids. Unless they have a specific cosmic mission, within the lower dimensional holographic matter field that they have jumped into. It is like living in jello and slog wading thru it, for those types to come into such a dense in vibration and thick as a fucking brick dimension programme, as this horror and beauty split, 3D dualistic one. They’re all fucking hard core non dual addicts, those ethereally high up cunts are! Super earnest and super wise and super gun cosmic playing mystical angels, aren’t that fond of wiping a common brown shit out of a dirty and foul stinking, heavyset matterised arsehole. I’ll tell you that as a cosmic fact with not one drop of curried bullshit in it, mein client.’

    ‘Uhuh! I believe y’! I wouldn’t be! Fuck that Master! I’d stay in the filial fifth, I fucken would! No way would I form up a human body, in a cunt of a prick filled planetary programme, like this crap of a one. I’ll tell you that as a cosmic fact with not one drop of curried bullshit in it too, mein therapist.’

    ‘Uhuh! I believe you and fair enough. I mean, who in their right mind would want to be a Zimbabwean these days? Or a Tibetan. Or an Iraqi. Or an American, an Australian, or an Indian. Or a fucking Canadian! I mean, who as a human being in their right fucking mind would wish to be born on a fight to the death, insanely lunatic filled war and God mad world, like this crappy nappy one? Who would desire to dwell unceremoniously with an installed and woefully wretched I am a body only programming running in their mystical works, in a terrestrial land that is chock full to the brim of ignorant ignorant ignorant psychos? Some high up in the pecking order, and some not.’

    ‘Hohh Master! Ha! You have got a way with words too old son! You take them out of my mouth, before I can speak them. You give me the answers, before I have even properly formulated the questions! So pray continue Shyam and, how come there aren’t more Superwogs like you in the land of Oz?’

    ‘Ha! There will be pretty fucken soon my dear. So! Where were we in the multidimensional story? Ah yes! That’s right. You may have come back from the fourth programme to the third one JT, many times too. Not too many come back from the fifth programme to here however, and if they do, they can quite inadvertently start a religion or two, or three plus off. You can mark that one down as a cosmic truth, and not a wanker’s lie, at all. Note at the same time that inexperienced and immature and ignorant, not so mystically earnest yet because of sensual addictions, but getting there slowly plus, downloaded angels, can end up wiping a lot lot lot of fucking shit, out of big big big arsehole. That’s life, in this holographic place in holographic space JT.’

    ‘Well I’d have to say that also Master, and also that I think that I’ve met some of them big big big arseholed types, and that also I came here to this jello rock for the exquisite beauty inherent in it as a holographic projection. Probably. At the same time as I was looking for some drop dead sooner or later, and in between, sensual kicks. A bit of relief from being blissed out all of the time, too. Apparently. According to old pop, anyway. Unfortunately however, according to me, the rank rank rank horror invested in this cocksucking and motherfucking third dimensional duality programme here, just makes me want to get the fuck out of it asap, and to return to the subtler layers that existentially bored me a little bit in the first place. Because it’s a lot safer there, and I am a lot happier there floating and flying around as free as a bird in my ethereal water home, and this world Master is the pits of the pits of the pits. Such ignorance! It is unbelievable! Unbelievable! Unbelievable!’

     ‘Uhuh! It sure is kid. It is unbelievable, because it is just a programme dream. It is holographic and unreal, and it is not real, because it is a programme and not the Real thing. Good and evil are programme, but the Light is not. Take it to be a turd of a dream, and have done with it Highgate! It is like looking at the entirety of the wider and into the beyond programme, thru a pinhole in the middle of a shoebox.’

     ‘Yeah!….Yeah! ….Yeah! It is like that, a bit! Still, such blind and beastly stupidity and ultraviolence on the part of man Master! Eyuk! Yuk! Yuk! Yuk! The odd woman too. This is one hell of a disgustingly despicable planetary programme, if you ask me, mein therapist. I have full intentions of scratching this fucking turd of a programme rock, as a holiday destination for my sometimes bored soul’s flesh aspects. As I said, I won’t be coming back to this prick of a cunthole delivered hell of a world, if I can at all help it. It is a mystical desert, and a funless romp in an anti paradise swamp, this lackluster and lower dimensional crap of a programme is. You know Master, if God asked me what I thought about being burdened up with a 3D body mind burden in a rotten to its core, horror programme world like this one, I’d tell him to shove it all up his ultra big fucking cosmic fucking arse! I fucken would!’ JT asserted, as she blew off a bit of cosmic steam and transcendentally blasphemed her 3D guts out. What are mystical therapists for though?

    Someone has gotta get up upon Shakespeare’s mind projected holographic stage, and play out the acting role of being just an unimportant and ordinary super stressed out citizen. Riding out what could only be described as a programme nightmare. Called third dimensional life, upon planet Earth, and the Highgate kid most certainly was. Citizens can’t all be Popes, and have  a bullet proof glass cage to ride around in, so that they can comfortably smile and bless everybody. It therefore looks like that it is many a human being then, and this wayward kid JT, who constitute the holy masses of galactic citizens. Who get the unimportant and powerless against the state, named and shaped as a homosapien, holographic acting role. They get the ambiguous title ‘citizen’ bestowed upon them, that is.

    They get to see the Pope roar by in his bullet proof glass cage, but they don’t get to shake his hand, and they don’t get a chance to shoot him or blow him up. Which is after all, what duality is all about.

    The Naz work on that, they do, and dude Shyam, he was a mystical worker par excellence. He was. So was his big big big partner in cosmic crime, come receptionist, too. Batman and Robin they weren’t, more like fat and skinny, they were. Sybil and Shyam, they were one hell of a mystical couple, anyway. They weren’t on the social circuit, but they were thee couple, as far as the mystics go. It was like they were the same transcendental energy, in two different bodies, it was. They weren’t the red carpet stuff, and their pictures will never be spotted in any newspapers, or glossy magazines. None the less, they were the gold fibers gear, because they’d gone cosmic, long ago. They were very experienced I am path-ers, even though they were still chipping away at blowing the matrix to bits. So that they could hitch a ride up the river of Light with the cosmic consciousness gang, again. Which was what every Naz was chasing. Because they’d had enough of the artificial holographic life, and they wanted their cosmic natural ones back. They diddeth all desire a ride up the river of Light, with the cosmic consciousness gang, again, they did.

   

    ‘Ha! Precisely JT! So in the fuck would I tell God where to go!’ the Master exploded back at her. With his face beaming, and his mo doing a rumba, and a bit of a samba mixed in with a something of a short fat Fanny and a curtish crocodile rock too. ‘Fuck God for sure! He’s a fucking big cunt he is! Apparently! So the big boss says, anyway. This hellhole is all his fault however. So others say. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! God is actually everyone’s divine servant my dear, and the maintainer and manager of their primal I am invoked universe. He’s their set up’s built in programme that immediately and spontaneously follows their activation of the primal I am mystical juice. He’s a built in instantaneous and spontaneous programme, which pumps their heart and lungs up and down and in and out, and he keeps their mind’s holographics going. His sun power draws the unbelievable holographics from out of seeds, and turns it into food for 3D bodies. At the same time, the God programme makes sure that the worms and maggots and bugs show up, to dispose of dead 3D mortal meat. However, he won’t be saving anybody, because that’s not his business, and wouldn’t you fucking know it, last I heard he was still the product of a divine GuruMother’s ethereal vagina. Behind the mystical scenes, that is.’ Said the Master, to his somewhat scowling third dimensional client. What he was saying and the way that he was saying it however, did soften her scowl somewhat. It did. 

    ‘Actually my dear, you have put your finger on that exact holographic mechanism, where you as the wider consciousness have jumped into a holographically projected thru the mind, tubed matter body programme, and shut up shop presumably in it,’ he told her. With a dead still mo. ‘Claiming a fake mind projected holographic body burden programme as entirely your own all I am ness, thru rigid adoption of the I am a body only download, and having totally forgotten who you really are as the wider inner and outer Source gear, that has absolutely pulverized Itself into a mere mind projected holographic body, you have become absolutely fucking lost in space and time. Which are but the holographic creations of your own fucking, hyper imaginative mind, because you are the spaceless and the timeless ethereal fluid that flows back into the beyond really.’

    ‘Uhuh!’

   

    ‘Yes JT! I am telling you that this is the prime existential fact in your entire existence. So listen up you little nazi looking bitch! You are the Supreme Source which has ingeniously and brilliantly projected some of its subjective field out as a holographic universe with planets in it, so that you can experience it as a separated from everything else embodied up person in it, in what now appears to be a totally objective field. Made of solid matter, and surrounding wait for it, your! Very own human body! Which is absolutely surrounded by a stage chock full to the brim of separated, named and shaped objects, that are plastered against an airspace background. From star planets to black holes, to dogturds and cockroaches upon the street, to one’s apparently single arseholed body, it is all there for one to marvel at, or fucking despise and hate. Isn’t it my dear?’

    ‘It sure as fucking hell is Master! I’ll tell you what too. I think that some more cosmic marveling must be up the fucking track a bit for this fucking one sitting here. Because the marveling that I was doing as a kid stopped, at around about the same time as the blood started running down me legs. Actually! Come to think of it, it could’ve been earlier than that. It could have been when I was twenty four plus hours old, and shitting jet black. I dunno! I can’t fucking remember, fuck it!’

    ‘Well spare me the details anyway on that my dear, and thank God for your memory loss. Thank God that Syb has been through menopause too. Because profusely sweating and bleeding for the last time receptionists, don’t work in my business. But I am absolutely certain that there is a fucking mega heap of cosmic marveling just up the track for you Highgate! Now listen up you little nazi looking Ozzer! Listen to muhh…eeee! Listen to muhh…eeee! Listen to muhh…eeee!’

    ‘Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Hee! Hee! Hee! Oh fuck off Master! You fucken old dickhead! You speak lousy lousy lousy strine mein therapist! You just can’t pull it off Shyam! You sound like a goanna with the lot on a hot desert rock, farting endlessly at the scorched sands.’

    ‘You fuck off JT! A bit of a goanna fart in the face never hurt anyone kid. You listen to me you little sleeper of a Highgate GuruMother bitch! Being that you are plugged into your own holographic mindfield, just like every other fucker on this nonsensical programme plane using the primal I am is mate, you are running your psyche off the fake holographic memories that your mind has, quite literally imagined. Or dreamt up. Using an overdose of perceptually and conceptually imagined mindtool imagination. That has been holographically shot out of your primal I am, big bang like, and become a solidified holographic stage. Called a universe. With names and shapes, literally everywhere in it. Remember! You are the ethereal ocean! You are the timeless surface, upon which the entire stage is set up. You are I am consciousness! What is consciousness JT? Of course, it is the fucking known, in that eternal infinity which is the unknown.’

    ‘Uhuh!’

    ‘Then you are where and what that came from. The beyond, that is. You are never the wave! You are never the fronted up character in the mindspin dream illusion, that is running that programme called, I am a human being. You are not that! You are the spirit of all cosmic games, and the great beyond, and the Light too. Surrender to that I am the inner and the outer stuff, and you’ll cream enlightenment in, in no time at all.’

    ‘Uhuh! Ok! That sounds absolutely fabulous to me Bombay. I fucking like it!’

    ‘Ok! Good! You should like it, because it is the absolute truth kid. So! It the world is a cosmic football of a programme, that who you really are, has projected out into the field of your consciousness thru the mindtool, using the I am a person in a world programme. To take this body on a rock in a universe projection to be real and split consciousness solid however, when it is still the non dual ethereal fluid of the shoreless ocean of infinite consciousness, which has only been covered by mind made pictures and images, is a grievous error and your great calamity mate. That is the truth! It is also the error and fucking great existential and mystical calamity of six to seven odd billion others. Because existentially and mystically speaking, your true Source essence is based beyond the I am, and not in that imagined holographic construct that is called a person in a world.’

    ‘Not a person in a fucking world Master! How could I not be a fucking person in a fucking world? Jesus Kerrist!’ the kid exploded, like a little Bismarck. ‘I look like a fucking person in a world! I feel like a fucking person in a world! I smell like a fucking person in a world, and I am all fucked up like a person in an unbelievably fucked up world should be. I fucking bleed red like a person does too. I eat and shit and drink and piss, and cry about all of the abominable horror here in my soul’s heart, just like persons here fucking do. What else do you fucking want as fucking proof that I am nothing but a person, in an appalling low mystically graded, third dimensional, fucking shithole programme? Fuck a duck Master! I have to accept the reality of the truth of what is in front of and behind these sea blue fucking eyes! I have to trust my senses and my ego! Don’t I?’

    ‘All of that existentially speaking kid proves fucking absolutely fucking nothing! A bunch of ethereal mental habits and desires grabs a mind projected body, and fucks around with a few spin off projections thru it. Big fucking deal Highgate! So fucking what! Your one and only proof of anything at fucking all, is your primal I am. The entire rest is mind made up holographic dream imagery, and pretty well shit useless, existential and mystical twaddle.’

    ‘Is that so mein therapist?’

    ‘It is mein client! Descriptive words and concepts like the person one, cannot take one to the impersonal Real! They will never ever score you a ride up the river of Light! They can take one so far, and then they all fall away, like the fuel tanks on a interplanetary rocket that’s leaving the planet’s upper atmosphere. Between that which is taken to be real here, and the real Real, there is an abyss which the mind’s conceptualized descriptive words cannot cross. The mind must explode for one to reach the Real! That’s what my boss says, anyway.’

    ‘Uhuh! Exploding fucking minds! They’re fucken everywhere these days old son. An abyss! Yeah! There’s a fucken abyss all right Master! It is in people’s fucking brains too.’

    ‘It is not! It is in there, I am God created as Satan bait, as a bad to the bone fucked up fucking sinner, in a Satan baited heavy matter world, and I am in dire need of being supernaturally saved, fucking programming! It the bug is in the way that they play with the spinoff I am gross and subtle limitation programme, and that’s what crucifies them. Because they never ever play with I am not limitation, and I am made out of inner and outer love and Light, and they crucify themselves with language born conceptualized, existential and holographic falsity. They confine themselves to being just skinned in flesh, when they’re fucking not, and that is hell plus that fucking well is. They damn themselves to a life of pain and suffering, with their own stupid I am limitation programme, and then they howl for some mind made God to save them. Hohh! You really hit fucking rock bottom when you come into this turd of a 3D programme kid.’

    ‘Yeah! Ha! Ha! Ha! You said it Master! Conceptualized existential and holographic falsity. Hell! I am fucken surrounded by it! I am limitation! Yeah! I fucken know all about that Shyam. Been there! Done that! Still doing it, a bit.’

    ‘Well don’t Highgate! Stop it! Don’t be a naughty existential girl! Because the mystical gap which the mind has created kid, only the heart that longs to love the One life absolutely again, can cross. Enlightenment is not really at all about being clever. It is all about the pure and simple transcendental heart stuff, and the connection between one and one’s Source point of Light. Which includes many universe programmes, but being a human being is all of the third dimensional mind’s programme gear. The I am a person in a world programme then, is the result of a mind conjured up dream, in a dreaming in the dreamtime state, or consciousness level. It is all download existential crap, that is full of cosmic spams and telemarketing creepy crawlies. There are in fact no persons in this ghost to matter, matter back to ghost world, my dear.’

    ‘No!’

    ‘No!’

    ‘Then what is that terribly pained massive mass of suffering and sorrow and mega violence called human civilization, that is fucking like crazy and crazy dying on the other side of your fucking front door Master?’

    ‘Well of course my dear! Quite obviously! That is the electromagnetic aspects of the threads of memories, and bundles of mental habits and desires, all buzzing about and dancing within a mind made holographic grid. Whilst, with a one sixth of programmed in deep deep deep sleep, they loop in and out of the primal programme’s universally electrified, cosmic field. Where one can play with the I am, or not play with it, either when in deep sleep, or when awake and fully enlightened. That is the play in duality consciousness which has been projected thru the mindtool for them, individually and collectively, onto the surface of absolutely one hundred percent pure, non dual consciousness. That is the common mindscreen, being the outer fringes of the Light. Or the Source of who one really is.’

    ‘Uhuh! That’s very interesting Master!’ Oh yeah! What in the fuck did he say?

Mindscreen? More like fucking mindscream. Tell me more you old mystical fucker! So I am nothing but a fucking mystical cosmic spark, fucking around because of a merry old soul’s mental habits and desires for the sensual, within a mind made holographic grid. When in deep deep deep sleep, I am Home! Whoopee! I wanna sing! I wanna dance! I wanna cry! Home! Home! Home! I fucken love Home, so so so much. When I am Home, I am happy happy happy. I am not crappy crappy crappy, at all. Then I wake up from deep sleep and don’t remember it. Being Home, that is. Because I am fucking back here, in this dreadfully insipid and flagrantly boring shithole, and I am fucking unhappy! About that. Well that fucking  figures! Another Barry bummer to stick into the third dimensional plot girl! That’s fucken crazy, but it’s still better than being just a fucking woman, anyway. I ’spose. The kid inner world-ed, with thought.

    ‘The culprit behind the projection and the ensuing con that one is in it as a mere body bound up in karmic shit to the eyeballs, in the mind made matter and time and space in it, is of course, the beautiful fucking mind. What is the beautiful fucking mind my dear? It is the divine technological tool and gift from heaven, that souls use to play in both subtle and dense holograms. It is one’s put it the stage together holographic projector, and it is one’s keep it the holographic stage together machine, and no doubt about it my dear, mind is the great worker in this fucking universe.’

    ‘Uhuh! Minds can also be cunts of things Shyam! The fucking things can drive y’fucken mad, with their endless chatter chatter chatter!’

    ‘Indeed Highgate! Indeed! So always bring your mind back to pure I am, where it doesn’t chatter chatter chatter. So much. Because mind needs to be rested up and watered with cosmic fluid food as much as possible. It doesn’t need to be castigated or blamed for anything, or overworked with too many problem solving thoughts, because it is just doing what it has been programmed to do. It got programmed to play I am just one bodymindmachine in a world in a universe, just like the HAL was, and that is exactly what it is doing. What does a beautiful fucking mind use for a bit of a gig in either the ghostly subtle light, or the hard core matter arsewiping, gross dark? It uses the primal I am programme, and in the case of being a mortal, six hundred and sixty six trillion spin off conceptualized and false I am this or that descriptions on the fucking end of it. So are you truly watching what you are doing right now JT?’ The old therapist from old Bombay asked her.

    ‘Are you aware my dear that actually within the matrix, that you may not be doing anything at all? Like the fucking bending spoon doesn’t really do anything. Has it ever occurred to you that it may be the One life invested in the universe in and around the body that causes movement, and not a holographically made up brain, telling a made up holographic body’s automatically automated muscles what to do? The inner and the outer! Have you got them the wrong away around mein client? Are you really looking out? Or are you really just looking in, at what you have been programmed to believe, is the out? You must ask yourself that most earnestly. Because maybe it is the Source and the One life, whom you and all others individually and collectively really are behind the matrix’s scenes, thru the projection of Its I am a universe of shoreless consciousness, to an I am in a body on a world and in a universe download, that is allowing for the mind to holographically fabricate all that humans call doing. In a freelancer’s hologram where the illusion that one has single body ownership and liberty, and is doing doing doing all of the time, as a separated from everybody else, incarcerated physical prisoner, is pretty fucking mind blowingly strong.’

    ‘Yeah! It’s mindblowingly strong all right Master! Like fucking supergloo it is! Especially when you have to wipe do do arse, or plug up the blood coming out of what surrounds it.’

    ‘It is JT! It fucking is an incredible illusion being a human body in this world, and it is all due to the 3D brainwashing and programmed in obsessively compulsive stuff down here, all of that fucking I am just one bodymindmachine angst shit is. For fucking sure, and as you only too well know JT, I am a bodymindmachine person of a thing, fucking sucks! It’s not a mystically wicked existential existence, at all. Is it mein client?’

    ‘No! You’re right Master! It sucks! It sucks! It sucks! It’s not a mystically wicked existence at all! It’s a cunt of a prick of a fucking existence, and it sucks it sucks it sucks!’ The kid fired off, somewhat hyper excitedly.

    ‘So much my dear that the perceived and conceived life here is really just a mind made up movie, in mind made up time and space, that doesn’t really exist for real. Life here is nothing but a holographically projected movie that like a vid or a dvd, the soul slots into its nebulous constitution, and puts on for its entertainment. It is mystically gaming and chasing more Light, that’s all. The last dream that you had is just as real as this heavily adulterated crap here is, and when you are in deep sleep and cuddled up with your beloved Source Light, and no damn holographic images or thought things prevail, then finally you are out of all stupid dreaming. The thing about a dream being that one can really do nothing with it. A dream cannot be controlled, nor can it be channeled towards any imagined glorious purpose. All that a 21st century bitch or bastard can do with a dream, it to fucking wake up to the fact that they are fucking downloaded soul Light, dreaming. That’s all. If the One life is not bothered by the collective dream or the dreamers in it, why in the fuck should anybody else be?’

    ‘Uhuh! I get you Master, I think.’

    ‘The mind is quite capable of being dead still and quieter than a cosmic mouse kid. It is like golden honey in a sublimely divine neutral, until the fucking I am gets going with its conceptually descriptive shenanigans. And what conceptually descriptive, I am a fucking this or that shenanigans it can fucking holographically crank out! Download any alphabet known into a human being, and boy oh boy oh boy! Or girl, you have got trouble, as soon as the I am this or that replicator sub programmes get going. You have got a fucking mighty universe full of bullshit conceptually descriptive shenanigans, and one fucking hell of a beautiful and horrible at the same time, dualistic play in consciousness.’

    ‘Yeah! That’s what you’ve fucken got all right Master! Pleasure and pain!’

    ‘Yes! Pleasure! Pleasure! Pleasure! Gimmie! Gimmie! Gimmie! Pain! Pain! Pain! Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off! That’s what a beautiful mind charged with an ego construct can crank out JT, before it rides out the invested dualistic horror, in its own inner and outer, big bang creation programme. What is here is just mystical holographics then Highgate, which is dreaming in the dreamtime stuff, and it is not really the fair dinkum stuff of our real existences. It is holographic junk, and you will have to teach yourself to turn your attention away from it the junk world, if you want to reach the Real. To get to the Real, you must focus on the Real, so that the Real or the Light can get to you. It most certainly will too, if you fertilize the ground for Its rebirth thru you. That door thru which you can pass to meet the Real again, is called quite simply, the I am.’

    ‘Uhuh! I get you Master, I think.’

    ‘It is mind conjured up holographic simulation, this third dimensional holographic programme shit. Which is programme designed to get us used to being able to handle more and more Light in our ethereal lives. That’s all kid! It is no big deal, and it is not worth despairing about, because the One life rules. Perfectly, it balances out all scores, thru programme readjustments. To stick like supergloo to love and Light and peace and sharing and compassionately helping each other out, or to compete and fight like rabid consciousness dogs until the death, of the very very very last human being? Is the inner and outer, individual and joint test of every homosapien come homofuturian here. So that, if we get a good cosmic soul score in this dirty dirty dirty programme, and don’t kill any people for absolutely nothing, we can bump ourselves up from the sometimes boring dimensional levels, to the dimensionless level. Where all boredom has been cosmically shot in the head, and the bumped up programmes that one can play in are Light years above this one.’

    ‘No existential boredom! I’ll have some of that Master!’

    ‘I thought that you might kid! Because how in the fuck can that which is destined only to fade away, into nothing again, be fucking real JT?’ the old Indian bugger asked her. Quite sincerely too. ‘Only that which is eternally timeless and lives beyond birth and death can be Real, and that can’t be God, because God dies every time that the mind that invented and imagined that holographic concept, dies. This is a fucking mystical fact!’ The cosmically steamed up Shyam asserted. ‘Matter, energy, space, time, universes and their attached Goddess or God programme, and even dimensions, gross or subtle, will all eventually dissolve and implode in upon themselves. Because they are all holographics, and they are not fucking real! They’re false! They’re false as all fucking fuck Highgate! They’re imagined fucking cock and bull, the fucking lot of them! Not worth a pinch of cosmic shit they are, because they are just what comes out of one’s dimensionless point of Source fucking around Light! They temporarily exist, only so that one can go beyond the lot of them.’

    ‘Uhuh! Right on Master! Go Shyam! Go! Sic ’em boy! I thought that I had heard it the holographic all, but obviously I fucking well haven’t comrade.’

    ‘Ha! Sooner or later kid, everything and every thing in time dies, and is no more. Such is life! Within time. So that the only way to revert back to being the naturally timeless gear, is to not take yourself to be a separated fucking thing in time, in the first fucking place. At primal I am programme, one is no thing, and one is nothing, but one is also everything and every thing, and the great beyond, somehow. The rest is download, and a spinoff of myriad sub programmes, like time and space, that all run off the primal I am one. This must be firmly established in your psyche Highgate!’

    ‘Uhuh! Got it! I am downloading that data now Shyam! It won’t take long.’

    ‘Good! One has to take oneself to be the whole lot and the beyond, to fuck the matrix up the fucking arse Highgate! This is another fucking fact. Meaning that what humans live is really the split up holographic unreal, and not the unified non holographic Real. Do you have even the slighest idea of the omniscient significance of what you are painting then JT, and its ability and unbelievable power to help you spot the Real in the unreal? Do you know where this Milky Way universe came from kid? I say unto you now my little nazi looking Oz mate, that it came from you activating your primal I am, and not from any God. All that God did, and it could have just as easily been a Goddess, as it is in many other universes, was to follow your initial move with your primal I am, to manage perfectly and naturally through nature, the initial holographic projection of your universe. God keeps your heart pumping, and the appearance of a universe going, for your mystical benefit, and he is your divine servant, and worthy of your great love. You are however quite capable of going way way way beyond God, and sooner or later that will happen for you.’

     ‘Hmmm! Uhuh! Hmmm! Ooo it makes me wonder that, and there’s a feeling that I get when I look to the west, and the fucking east too, and it's not a fucking good one Master! I see manifested  implosion and a mystical demolition derby for some nasty nasty nasty fuckers up the track, I do.’

    ‘Forget about it kid! For fuck’s sake! Of what use have you for creation, evolution and destruction and the west and the east JT, when ignorance and suffering is the same in both camps, and you Source from beyond them all? If you investigate thru your primal I am, you will find that you have no use for them at all, and that they are but play things within the universal field of your consciousness. Which sometimes amuse your soul to the extent that it shoots bodymind projections, into evolving world programmes. How many body projections in different time periods, is your soul shooting into this third dimensional hologram at the moment? I’m fucked if I know JT! I am not a fucking Time Lord! I just know that you need to crystallize all of those lives into one here and now, finally fucking the 3D matrix up the arse and blowing it to fucking cosmic smithereens one! You know kid! I’ve got a gut feeling that you would really like to do that.’

   ‘Oh you’re so right, you’re so right Master! You are talking honey mate! You are talking honey all right. Tell me more you mystical old fucker! You just off the A drive Superwog you! Where in the fuck have you been all of my life Shyam?’

    ‘Ha! I’ve been to old Bombay to see the GuruFather kid, but I haven’t been to London to see the queen. Ok! Oz tatt’s babe! I’ll part my lips and blow some more, if you want. Why not? When our spirits own the holographic stage, and both time and space are on our side, because they don’t really exist. You’ve got an innate and dormant hankering to be the inner and outer One, who is one of the ones, in your cosmic constitution, for sure. That’s obvious Highgate! I can see the spirit of that in you, and that it is absolutely busting at the let all secrets go seams, to break free from this ridiculously low grade, poopy fucking 3D programmme. So that it can go for a burn or two around the holographic universe, and fart around merrily as a free free free and most worthy agent, with the great beyond. Again.’

    ‘Uhuh! I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I fucken knew it all along, I did. I am still woman, so I can’t be wrong! Not on this particular issue, mein therapist. I knew that I had something up me fucking cosmic arse! It got to me when I was a kid, like a virus, and I’ve never been able to shake it, or psyche shit it out of me. I just couldn’t figure out what in the fuck that it was, but now I know. It was just the third dimensional I am just one bodymindmachine programme, being downloaded into me! So I suppose that I can sport with a little bit of existential displeasure, as the price of the experience of sensuality and mysticality combined. I can handle it. Oh Master! You are fucking clarity itself today, you are. You should be reading the six o’clock news out. You should be reading out the updates too.’

    ‘Uhuh! No thanks! I’ve already got a job. You want to realize that you’re already enlightened, so that the transcendental love Light can burst forth from and out of you, like It so dearly wants to do. For that to happen, you must identify with your primal I am as being made out of Light. Which it is! So see here my dear!’ said the Master, as he pointed at a fat horizontal bottom of a fat black I, that the kid had recently painted. ‘What is the fucking primal I am JT? It is an emphatic statement to the benevolent holographic universe set up, and a quite natural feeling and sensation about the nature of one’s existential identity. It can be thought or feeling or neither, and it crosses the three states of wake, dream and deep sleep, and stretches across mind made space and time. It is there strongest just before one wakes up in the morning. Before! That’s before and prior fucking to JT! The I am a body prisoner in a body prisoner’s world matrix gets going, thru the biased and warped and fucking existentially fucking useless, third dimensional mind programming. Gets going for its daily druge and druja drudge, that is. As a supposedly alive and awake third dimensional, that is. I am… fucking what? Determines everyfuckingthing JT! I cannot stress that enough! Who that you say you are, rules Highgate! Nothing else does, because nothing really exists in a dream programme, ’ said the therapist from the disgustingly wucking named, Mumbai.

    ‘It the primal I am is the mystical door into this shithole of a too heavily vibed third dimension mate, and it is the fucking mystical door out of it too. It is the existential point where each soul plugs into the third dimensional matrix here. It is the prime mood chemical and the primal prime concept, around which all other mood chemicals and concepts in the psyche spin. I am fear, I am pain, I am pleasure and I am desire, and all of their myriad spin offs which run shitball like off memory, they are all there in what follows the primal I am equation of, wait for it! I am in either a God created or happenstance bodymindmachine, in a world in a universe. Or, I am a powerless human victim of unbelievably oppressive circumstances, that is. I am a sad sack sinner and an imperfect creation in a limitation set up, playing a bit donkey like with mind imposed third dimensional limitation, who is waiting to be saved by a purported 5D sky God. Who did the limiting in the first place, being the purported creator. That is. However, this programming doesn’t work existentially or mystically speaking, and so one needs a new religion or way of putting words together, or not putting them together, these days. Nudge! Nudge! Wink! Wink!’ The Master fired off. His mo having assumed the shape of a Harley Dave motorcycle, cruising down the highway at close to full throttle, like it was born to be holographically mucking wild.

    ‘The I am path and model is a come one and all exactly as you are consciousness party, and it is mostly devoid of pomp and ceremony and ritual and hoo ha, and dreamt up symbols and institutionalised buildings, and it is freely available to the masses. Little nazi looking squirts like you too can go Naznath! Anytime, anywhere and any place, on this apparently Godforsaken rock.’ The wily old dog of a mystic, who had well and truly sorted his mucking cosmic rings out all right, winked at the kid.

    Who smiled curtly back, having understood every word of what had just been said to her. Whereas many others of her kind, of all ages, may have been absolutely freaked out by and in vehement denial of what indeed had just been said to her, she wasn’t. Rather, she was intuitively delighted to have finally come across a drop or two of the absolute truth. No 5D sky God was gunna burst out of the sunray streaked clouds and save her from her own 3D karmic bullshit. Or sort out the dualistic rubbish in her ego bound up and alphabetically trashed, fucking downer concepts addicted mind. She had known it all along, but now she knew it for dead certain. Because the Master had given her the nod that her initial inclination on this subject, was one hundred percent correct.

    No ethereal zunt or cosmic prick of a Goddess or God in any wucking dimension, was gunna save her soul from this mad mad mad third dimensional programme then. Which meant! God forbid! Goddess too. She had to save her own wucking soul! From this mad, I am a just a body, 3D programme. Which was mystical work! Phoo! The kid rocked back a bit, she did. She did go a bit stiff at the mention of the mystical work concept, she did. What kid wouldn’t have?

    She had to do the hard cosmic yards and the reprogramming and liberating yakka, that would set her spirit free from being bound up in any mind made wucking time and space hologram. The truth suddenly hit her in the face, like an ethereal wucking speedball. It did. She had more than a strong hunch that it was now all up to her and her spirit, and the spirit of the I am path model that was being presented to her, to do some mystically gentle, and rather necessary, reprogramming. Could the answer to all of her problems be so simple as to tone her mind right down and re tune it into the natural primal I am level, and to then super cosmically relax? Like a wucking flea in a deck chair on some long haired holographic dog’s back, drinking some nectar of the Gods and contemplating the I am the inner and the outer programming, whilst having a well earned holiday from bloodsucking in the third dimension.

    She was starting to consider it, she was.

    It what Shyam was divulging, was starting to come across to her as a bit of a golden path and model, for some unknown bipolar reason, it was. I am pure inner and outer unbound and absolutely free with liberty galore up the cosmic arse, wider consciousness! I am the inner and the outer spirit! That is. Instead of I am a terribly limited cosmic shit, in a shitting body, did have a certain appeal to the beautiful mystically interested little bitch of a kid. It did. I am the ocean of shoreless consciousness, and not just a wave of it, did ring a bit of a mystical bell, deep deep deep within the subterranean depths of her Earthbound up psyche, it did. She sensed that she must have a wake up programme built into her primal I am programme some fucking where, and that with a little bit of mystical luck, that she may just be able to tap it. So as to super develop her awareness of what was really going on with a young female’s life on planet Earth. Nudge! Nudge! Wink! Wink like. The long forgotten and long shut away cosmic princess inside of her, and the real sleeping beauty aspect of her entire angelically based constitution, was rather mysteriously and mystically, quite attracted to this particular little cosmic wake up path. Already she could sense that it could be a very quick and very effective route to the river of Light. Did she really really really want that though? Was that really, her number one desire? Hmmm! To fuck wholeheartedly with the One life aspect of herself and Self, and realize that her world of super serious emotional attachments was nothing but a mindtool put together holographic dream. Could she do it?

    Could she leave her much bashed but much adored and much loved sensual world behind, and blast herself off and out into cosmic consciousness? Where one’s spirit has become the universe and the great beyond again. Well! It would cut her to get off the wheel of karma here, and she knew it. Because she did in a way enjoy all of the drama and the shit, and the blood and the booze and the drugs, and being a body that gets a root and some genuine love every now and again. She did enjoy getting to look at and smell flowers now and again, and she did like the odd day at the beach or drive in the country, or to hug an emotional attachment or two, and all of that shit. The old cosmic idea of her incarnating here to get a bit of sensuality under her cosmic belt still held true. But! Wucking oath! She thought, pretty damn quickly too.

    That she could, being a drop down type in disguise, leave this wucking cocksucking and motherfucking, ultraviolent moron’s third dimension programme behind her, pretty mucking easily. She could give up the horror based sensuality invested in the mind made holographic matter here, in the wink of an eye, she reckoned. She didn’t think that it would take her long once that she hit the other side after death, to be absolutely wucking ecstatic about leaving this forlornly hapless, zunt of a prick filled, mucking rapidly dying and arseholed body burden rock, behind her. Flame behind a comet like. Or like a ufo leaving the Earth’s atmosphere and going home after a long tour of ultra boring space monitoring duty, in a far far far away from home, lock up the cosmic morons and the sleeping cosmic consciousness giants together, sector. Of the universe, so to speak.

    Yes! She could have that mystically liberating festival that is death, and get the wuck out of this wucking lunatic filled, planetary shithole of a programme pretty wucking easily, she thought. With the awareness that her mates, the few of them that she had, and all other beings who genuinely loved true and real peace of spirit, would be up her arse, and just as gung ho to play in a raised consciousness hologram, where the Light beings hang out. Would they regret leaving the heavyset baby soul beast types behind, to play let’s have another go at working the stupidly imagined 3D holographic conceptual crap, and the dualised dark shit from out of their grossly immature souls? Whilst old evolved souls who adored peace and love and Light, wucked with something a trillion times better and a kazillion times more cosmic fun, than the rank and horribly useless and devoid of cosmic fun, dualistic, 3D, I am gross limitation shit. Which the ultraviolently bad girls and guys would be re running again. She didn’t mucking think so, and her estimations were that she wouldn’t miss those moronically violent pricks and zunts, at all. Those baby souls who were also dimensionless points of Light, just like she was, they could all go to hell, as far as she was wucking concerned. As a third dimensional she had been dedicated to helping out, by giving them more game time in time and space, to work their heavy heavy heavy, and oh so wucking loud, existential gear out. Contemplating reverting to 5th dimensional status however, frankly speaking, she didn’t a shit about them. They were re runners whilst she was a mover upper, and she couldn’t make any sort of cosmic investment in them, at all.

    She wouldn’t miss the smiling assassin types, and the Robert types, and the Georgie Porgie types, and the fundamentalist types, and the redneck types, and all of the rest of the bullying ultraviolent types, at all. Phoo! To have come back to Earth to do this ghastly ghastly ghastly exact same stinkpot of a programme again, in another attempt to shake off some bad bad bad karma re run. She wouldn’t wish that on her worst mucking enemy! Not JT. Not the Highgate kid. Because deep deep deep down, in her tender as the night territory, like so so so many young and old ladies are, she was a nice nice nice girl. Really. According to the Naz she was, anyway. According to the Naz, she was something of a cosmic bullet aimed at enlightenment, she was.

    She’d been coached by her mumsy Louise to be it the try and stick to peace way, and sometimes, every now and again, a wucking ancestor or two actually gets something mystically right, and passes it on down the hereditary genetic line. One would not have thought, looking at JT, that she was actually the product of that, ancestral grace. The Master Shyam had no doubt about it however, and to him, she was nazi-ish looking Oz flesh one way, and a point of dimensionless Light the other. He was trying to talk over what was obstructing the point of Light that she was, like he did with all of his cosmic clients. He wasn’t trying to sell her useless insurance in an absolutely insecure, rip off world. He was giving her a heap of cosmic insurance, for free. Because he had no intention of charging Louise a cent for his cosmic services, only mum didn’t know that yet. She was actually fretting a bit that she may have to sit on her bank manager’s face to pay for it all, as well as Tommy the infidel’s, but that’s a secret.

   

    ‘In a veritable washing machine JT, of alphabetically conceptualized existential angst thinking going back and forth and around and around, the primal I am becomes defused and diffused by an obnoxious overload of imagined and invented, alphabetically descriptive concepts,’ the Master continued. ‘Concepts are letters put together in a certain way, and they have no mystical or existential value. They are the gear of the dreamer in the dreamtime, and they construct a totally false reality. Which reduces many a fucking human life to being the very odd gasp of pleasure in a sea of pain, because they are absolutely convinced that there I am is connected to a trillion dirty limiting this or that descriptions, about themselves. To begin with, they take themselves to be a human male or female, which is a calamitous mistake, and a grievous error. Because that is programme, and not the Real. They identify with being alphabetically imagined and invented put down percepts and concepts, like just not good enough and fatally flawed and something’s missing within this missing embodied up link, instead of partying with whom they really are as a spirit of the Source spirit. They mercilessly trash themselves with a totally false conceptuality and block out their own Light, and then they wonder why they feel so much like a lump of low down dogshit, and then they blame their Source for purportedly existentially screwing them. They blame the programme when they are the programme and the beyond of it, and are plugged into it with their primal I am, and that’s a bit of a cosmic joke with a twist in it, if ever there was one.’

    ‘Uhuh! Sava! Je comprehendez that easily enough Master. I’ve had the odd moment in my life, when I haven’t actually been that happy with the fucking One life.’ 

    ‘Yes! Me too love! Essentially my dear, this negation of cosmic truth and their acceptance of false mind made holographic illusion, is the guts of their existential problems. What they need to do is to reverse that and negate their acceptance of all holographic crap, and to stop calling it fucking reality when it is fucking not, whilst surrendering to and accepting their prior negation of I am inner only. They need to host I am the inner and the outer and the beyond, like the Simpson desert needs water. Because what is really Real, is a lot more fucking formless, than it is fucking form. Now here JT, at the bottom of this fat fucking I that you have just painted, is your little source base, and your doorway back to your big Source base, where you can escape from all of the conceptualized existential pain, and everything else too.’

    ‘If you say so Master!’

    ‘I do you naughty little mystical bitch! You are naughty naughty JT, because you have totally forgotten who you really really really are, haven’t you?’

    ‘Uhuh! I sure as fucking well have Shyam! I’ve fallen so far from fucking Grace mate, that 24/7 I am putting the fucking gibberish rubbish out, and every 24/7 the midnight astral bums go through my cosmic thoughts bins. They look for insights, but they don’t get many. As a matter of fact, they get sweet fuck all, and they go home a lot fucking grumpier than when they took the lids off the bins. Oh God! I’ve drifted so far from true reality old son, that I wouldn’t know true reality from a Cherry fucking Ripe!’

    ‘Well we’ll soon fix that JT! With a bit of the old I am not a fucking this or that, I am absolutely fucking nothing. Now you can curl up here on the crossbeam base at the bottom of your I, and have a snooze or an exquisite meditation session, or just hang around in neutral witnessing and admiring the holographic scenery, and nothing in this universe or any other, can touch you. My dear! Here at the I’s base, you are free from having to deal with mood evoking chemicals and dualistic concepts. You are out of all that nuisance that is the dualistic good to evil sway and the psyche tug of war that causes inner conflict and despair and self hatred, and the I am worry worry worry chatter, and the problem solving background chatter and the unbalanced mindstuff can dissolve quickly then. You can become a pretty cool cosmic item pretty easily, when you know how to sit pretty as a holographic picture, all quiet and still in I am. Where you are zeroed! Where no descriptive I am this or I am that’s can superbug your programme, and where you can rest up in the shade of your blessed existential and mystical neutrality. To lose the weight and spirit fly again, you must lose all abstract alphabetically based conceptuality. You must be a nobody, no body, and nothing again.’

    ‘Uhuh!’

    ‘Yes! Because your stance from pure and primal I am is absolutely non dual, and it goes way beyond the universe and into the river of Light, and no downer laced conceptual descriptions can burden you, when you refuse to use them. Or when you refuse to testify to them as being real, because they are programme. You are beyond perception or the conception of a birth to death ride on top of a mountain of bullshit conceptuality, at the pure I am doorway to your Source. Because they the false and restricting holographic impressions are just mind invented and imagined language concepts. That do nothing but limit one to third dimensional illusion status, because they are covering up what is really all that is Real, being the Nameless One and the Light. Whom you really are at your dimensionless point of a Source that is. So that they the letters and symbols and words and concept things are blocking out your own Light. Which is that Nameless One. Get it kid?’

    ‘Oh sort of Master! There’s a mountain of reverse swing in this fucking I am path though. I mean one moment, I’m nothing but an ego animaled up vagina monologue on legs, and then the next I am the inner and the outer and the beyond, and the whole fucking lot of it that is the Real and the Light. Or, if I am correct in interpreting what you are saying, I am both at the same time. I am the lot who got lost as a dot of a human being, that is. That’s gunna take some getting fucking used to Shyam! I am not going to cotton onto that overfuckingnight! I am not going to butterfly it back into the astral, before the midnight cosmic train leaves. All roads may lead to the mystical Rome, but I am legging it at the moment. I ain’t got no saucer wheels at the moment either Cisco, and I do rather think that a venerable Master such as yourself would have fucking noticed that by now.’

    ‘Yeah right on Pancho! But it’s like this kid! You just use your apperceptual intuition, and grasp it all instantaneously and spontaneously, by annihilating the dreamt up personality, and killing mind made time off. You wait for nothing and nodody in the real existential business! No God concept, or any other concept, delays you. So that you are existentially expressing only through the mystical One moment. Again, you do the cosmic natural trip and pull your mystical essence right out of the programme, and revert to your true one and only Source point again. You don’t wait for any fucking thing! Because there is in the true reality, absolutely nothing to wait for. You just grasp It all existentially that dualistic logic determines that you must be both the inner and the outer, and annihilate the matrix in one breath.’

    ‘Phoo Shyam! That’s mystically fucking gunning it!’

    ‘It sure is, but once again, what are you waiting for? I know that it’s not God, so what else is there to wait for? Investigate for yourself, with the I am path.  How can you be anything or any thing at all existentially or mystically speaking JT, when all roads from all imagined and mind dreamt up holographic things, including thoughts and conceptualized emotions, bodies, Gods and the universe, lead straight back to a prior, existence promulgating, primal I am? With which you have plugged yourself into this crappy nappy of a light and dark programme. No primal I am, no nothing. Sweet fuck all my dear! Because you! Whatever you really fucking are! Must! Be there in the first place with your primal I am invoked, to say that this or that is fucking going down. Investigate you little Oz fucker! Check it out! For fuck’s sake! Don’t just take an old fucking wog cunt’s word for it! Do the cosmic math's yourself, and get it fucking over and done with, by establishing what your fucking truth reality is. Is it really pure and simple I am, or is it ultra conceptually complicated, I am this or that. Done to death! Trust no other mind when it comes to this business, and don’t even trust your own, because it is full of HAL fuck up, I am a bodymindmachine only programming.’

    ‘Ok! Ok! I fucking will Master!’

    ‘Good! Fucking good JT! That’s the best fucking news that I’ve had all fucking day! I’ve got further with you in an hour than I’ve got with that bloody Rolfy in six point six weeks, and that is a relief. Check out the primal I am equation that you have programmed your mind with then my dear, and be a mystical warrior and a gun cosmic player at the same time. I am a bodymindmachine in and on a world in a universe, that is purported by many to be God created. Whilst others reckon that that assertion is holographic crap, and that the God concept doesn’t exist anywhere but in people’s minds. What comes first in this very third dimensional, human existential programming? The blessed fucking primal I am does! Well! Well! Well! Fuck me fucking dead! That’s very fucking interesting, isn’t it JT?’

    ‘Uhuh!’

    ‘One could spend some mind made up fucking time, wondering about fucking that! Which is the holographic spew trigger factor shit. Couldn’t they kid? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Not many fucking do though! Not many pick it that it all holographically spirals out of primal and pure I am, but when they do, that’s when the cosmic shit hits the universal fan mate. It doesn’t happen whilst they are totally convinced that what’s outside of them is responsible for what’s inside of them, because mystically speaking, the universal holographic set up works the other way around. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!’

    ‘Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!’ exploded Julie. Who was laughing as much for the sake of laughing, as for not so clearly understanding what the Master had just said to her. Inner and outer and beyond, she didn’t know where she was at the moment. Also, she had decided that when the Master laughed, as much as she possibly could, that she was gunna laugh too. For the sake of mystical protocol, and for sliding herself merrily into the ranks of the inner and the outer and very cosmically aware, crowd. Suddenly! As if someone had just given her a new pair of jet black slippers, she heard the Master speak again. His Indian accent wasn’t that thick, and what he was saying was thinner than the stuff that holds atoms together. One hell of a wucking mystic, the old wog was. Cream anything that the west has dished up in the last one thousand years, he could. Too focused on super greedy, super heartless and super ultra violent capitalism, and not enough on the Nameless One, the west has been. Apparently. According to the Naz, anyway.

    ‘Therefore, it is quite fucking obvious that everything and every thing that is involved in mind made holographics, all comes forth from your primal I am, and you are not just one bit of it, you are really the whole fucking lot of it, and what’s beyond it too. Existence rule one then JT! The I am always comes first, and it is prior to the body or the mind, or the universe, or any God or Goddess who is hanging around this universe, or any other one. It is thee cosmic chemical when it comes to spirit riding and consciousness downloading in between the stars. Acknowledge that and surrender to the natural cosmic force in the primal I am which desires only the awakening and uplift of consciousness, and all will go well for you mate. Keep denying it, and you’ll just keep on re running the same old third dimensional shit, over and over and over again. To that point where they’ll inscribe;

    Died A Mystical Fucking Loser! Died An Existential Stupid, And A Silly Nazi Looking Little Kid, From The Boredom Inherent In Re Running Too Much Third Dimensional Cock And Bullshit. Died Like A True Fucking Human. God Bless!….upon your blessed fucking tombstone JT. Now is that you want your grandkids to have to stare at mein client? That’s not much of a legend for an ancestor to pass on to the littlies, is it? What in the fuck are they going to do with that baby soul crap? Nothing! Fuck all! Except but to live against the cosmic grain, and repeat the same I am just one bodymindmachine thing, which will definitely do nothing to alleviate their imagined and illusory third dimensional holographic suffering.’

    The Master paused here in his long dialogue of secret instructions to the kid. His mo tighter than a politician’s gob, when the real honest to God truth is anywhere within twenty thousand miles of them. But not for mucking long. He took a quick mystical gulp of third dimensional air, so that his projected holographic bodymindmachine could suck the illusion based chemical oxygen out of it, and then he was on his Earth bike again. With all of his cosmic chemicals a blazing out of his high voltage vibed, and very brightly coloured aura. A veritable speedball of the mystical stuff, the old Indian bastard was. His GuruFather may have looked like something that came out of the arse end of a crocodile, but that didn’t matter, because images of the mind are but holographic illusion programmes. His mystical creed affirmed. Naz to his supernatural core, the old bugger was.

    His country has produced some of the absolutely finest mystics who have ever walked this Earth, and he was following the steps in their sweet cosmic tradition, he was. Enlightening the masses thru awakening the odd individual was his job, not making more baby soul animal, war. He worked for the spirit of the I am path and model, and his GuruFather who assigned him little jobs around this globe, and he was not employed by any state or religion that is backed by legalized killers, or thugs, or assassins. Or mystical incompetents.

    Or re run war creators and rip off superselfish to their egoised cores, ruthlessly cruel and heartless profiteers. Agent double 0 five for the secretive and somewhat underground Naznath organization, the Shyam was one of the finest, if not the finest Naz agent on this Godforsaken, 3D hellhole of a beautiful planet. Compared to him, James Bond was just another really good looking and handsome, ultraviolent motherfucker ignorant. A Tommy the infidel type, that is. On a planet where a minority of babysoul types are supposedly running the physical show. Whilst most definitely and mucking absolutely, according to the Naz, they are not running the supersubtle medium’s one. They are not even aware of it, and that’s why a decent dinky di Guru in one’s life can be a mucking good thing, the Naznaths say. To meet up with the real cosmic article out there beyond the body’s eyes, is rare for the human being, and JT was an extremely extremely extremely fortunate daughter, of this very fair and very benevolent cosmos. The kid! She didn’t know how mystically lucky that she really was, and that was ninety nine point nine percent of her terrestrial problem. Just like it is with all of the other kids, it was the same with her in that too much attention to a false programme, and not enough attention to the Real, was bringing her undone. It was her time for her gloriously magnificent mystical spirit to undo all of that, apparently.

    ‘Cling to your I am JT! Like it is the love of your life and soul, because it is all that you’ve really got in a holographic dreaming in the dreamtime universe set up, even it is a temporary acquisition. I am! I exist, as what?’ the Master asked her, curious dragon like. His mo dead still and tighter than a virgin’s fanny, like it was in the eye of a cyclone, and at divine peace with the soul to mind apparatus that was holographically projecting it.

    ‘I am here and now, and spread in time and space as mind and body, as the inner what kid? I am here everywhere and spread in and out of time and space as spirit, and I am in the exact now always, as the outer-inner what? Am I all I inner, or am I all inner and outer? What is the truth of this matter? Am I really matter, or am I the ethereal fluidity of pure consciousness, which the mindtool has ultra slowed down in vibration to look and appear like solid matter? Where do I really come from, and where am I really going? Where and what is my real existential and mystical home? Who am I really at Source? These are the mystic’s questions mein Oz client, and the primal I am is the doorway to the one common answer, and the one common answer swims in timelessly eternal transcendental and mystical love, in the river of Light.

    ‘Uhuh! Sounds peachy peachy peachy Shyam!’

    ‘It fucking well is! The answer to who am I is absolutely mind blowing gear, and even to just be talking about the Light and the Real with you instead of the weather or the war, or the unbelievable ego puke on so called reality TV, JT, or who in the fuck is up who, or the madness in this fucking place, is cosmic bliss. My dear, it is an exquisite cosmic miracle to appear to be here holographically exchanging symbolic noises with you. It really is. You are so young and Oz nazi-ish pretty, and my heart is melting because soon soon soon, you will discover that you have the cosmic consciousness, inner and outer and beyond virus in you, big time. Fucking big time little sister! You fucking betcha! You are part of a big sleeping mob here, that has got this cosmic consciousness virus in their dormant 5D set ups, too.’ Asserted the old Indian, like he knew exactly down to the white bone on the shank, what he was talking about. No need for the Master to learn wah wah wah wucking Chinese, because he could speak the mystical mucking perfectly, he could.

    The kid grinned suma wrestler like at the word bliss, like she’d just conquered Mount Everest with one small mystical step for her kind, as the cosmic consciousness concept stimulated her somewhat. So that a bit of a tender as the night smile, graced her beautiful youthful face. It rolled onto her gob unexpectedly like it did, and a bit reluctantly she allowed it the tender as the night smile to wave off her, she did. As she finally came across some decent mucking concepts, that she really wanted to play in consciousness with. Bliss! Blowing the wucking mind! Cosmic freedom! Cosmic liberty! Cosmic consciousness! Liberation! Enlightenment! Heaven on Earth! Blissssssss! Again! She was beginning to fall head over heels in love with such intoxicating mystical ideas, she was. Mystical correctness! She was getting a fair wucking dose of it from her wucking super hard core Guru, all right.

    ‘Is knowing who I really am Master really going to solve all of my fucking Everest high pile of terrestrial problems?’ She asked. ‘I fucking hope it is, anyway. Because I’ve had enough bum deals and stupid fucking models that purportedly explain my existence, but in reality explain sweet fuck all, for one life time. There is not one existential model on this rock at the moment that would give a goat one drop of mystical bliss up its arse Master, you know?’

    ‘Bullshit JT! Because the I am path and model exists and it is free, free, free, and for fuck’s fucking sake, let us get one thing perfectly straight. You cannot know who you are at Source! How can you be the pointer and the pointed at, unless you are also the common ethereal fluid link which surrounds and is in both the pointer and the pointed at? You are really not some split inner looking at some multi split up outer! That is pure, utter, mind made and holographic, dense beyond belief illusion. You are the inner and the outer and the beyond, at Source. You are the fucking whole lot of it, and not a tidbit of it! How many fucking times do I have to say it kid? Do you fucking think that I am talking out of my cosmic arse, or something? It is not something that you have to believe! Forget about conceptual fucking beliefs! Just like Jonathan Livingstone fucking Seagull did! Be a Julie Livingstone fucking Seagull!’

    ‘Uhuh!’

    ‘Be kind to yourself and everybody else too, and do away with all of your 3D mindcrap. It the accessing the one and only Real programmeless gear is just a gut intuitional feeling that the One life is taking care of all cosmic business perfectly, thru the inner and the outer and the beyond connection. Therefore, there is absolutely no need to get upset or uptight about anything, or any thing. Enjoy! Existentially and mystically relax! Wind your consciousness back into neutral, and space out and rest up in the shade of pure I am. Wake up to who you really are! Be alive and just be! Surrender to your wider self spirit, of which every thing and everything is an expression. What fucking else can one do with a dream? When living is life’s only purpose, and one is really just the One life tripping out with a bit of a totally unnecessary, but mildly entertaining, 3D mindtool download.’

    ‘Uhuh!’ Barked the Highgate kid. Like some Oz statue of liberty, let loose with a paint brush.

    ‘You cannot be just one perception mein client, without also being all of them and none of them, and what’s beyond them too. Not when you are identifying as being one with your wider inner and outer consciousness gear. You cannot perceive your Source from some distant outside mate. That is impossible. That would be like trying to climb Mount Everest, with a lit stick of dynamite five feet up one’s bum! You can only be It your Source my dear, by reuniting the holographic subjective and the holographic objective inside and out, and then going beyond them both into that which is beyond the concept subtle. The river of Light’s territory, that is.’

    ‘They sound like fucking fighting words Master! They sound like I’m not the only one around this rotten cocksucking motherfucking joint, who has had a fucking gutful of fucking matter, fucking energy, and fucking time and space. Jesus Christ! Endless names and shapes, against an endless fucking consciousness background! Who fucking needs that fucking shit? I fucking don’t! Let’s tear down this third dimension’s matrix wall here then Shyam old son! Fuck a duck! I’ll be into that Cisco, and I’ll go the cosmic Pancho anytime and anywhere, as an offset to the existential boredom killing me. By the way my recently found, old and new cosmic mate. What in the fuck did that fucking shortarsed Dumbo eared prick Rolf do, to warrant being surrounded by so many gun packing arseholes? Did he kill someone, did he Shyam? Did he blow some innocent, or some guilty piece of mortal shit away, did he? Did he…rape somebody, did he?’ JT enquired, as she slapped another massive top on top of another massive I.

    There was a bit of sweat forming on her brow too, from all of the hard work, and it the independent sweat was thinking about going cosmic too. Who isn’t these appallingly expensive, thunderously chaotic days? Around a Master such as Shyam, the independent sweat didn’t have much choice about its cosmic direction. That’s life when one subtle to gross body pumps something else with a subtle or gross body or two, or kazillions of them in it out, and the Highgate kid was intuitively conscious of that all right. Her investigating the pure I am sweat was precious, she subconsciously knew that.

   

 

    It was also super boring work painting the same thing over and over again, but she was getting used to it, and she had listened to what her therapist had just said rather intently, for a lady of her age. She’d listened like she’d been watering her cosmic horse, and changing her astral knickers, at the same time. Already, super bright little ladybitchbird that she was, she was developing an awesome sense that the I am path and model that her therapist was presenting to her, was powerful, powerful, powerful stuff. Already she had the awareness that if she continued with Shyam, and didn’t get up and bolt from the mystical bastard right now, that her multidimensional holographic world as she knew it, would be absolutely and totally destroyed. Its programmed reality would be blitzrieged by the I am path and model, that is. Which to tell the absolute truth, is exactly why her arse didn’t move a wucking millimeter from where it currently was. Fearlessness herself the Highgate kid was, and didn’t the Master know that, as he prattled on mercilessly about the mystical stuff. Gandalf couldn’t have done it better, but the Master would have needed a really long and sticky wig to have, on a planet full of monkey descended puller offers, pulled that wucking one off.

    ‘Look here JT!’ he machine gunned at the Highgate kid. ‘Don’t you worry about that fucking Rolfy! I’ll sort that little Dumbo eared prick out, one fine day. You worry about yourself! Or rather, you worry about fucking nothing, by accepting that nothing is about the best concept that you’ve got to explain away your true existentialness, and mysticalness, and Real identity. So that your fucking real job is to get your 3D ego to relinquish all control and power back to the universal cosmic consciousness spirit’s direction, within that dimensionless point of Light whom you really are, at your Source. That’s all!’

    ‘Uhuh! That’s very interesting Shyam. Very interesting indeed.’ The kid answered, curt dryly.

    ‘You don’t need to judge anybody, including yourself, to do that, because judging anything or anybody will impair the Real’s onset into your Earth life. You must short circuit attitudinal like and dislike and remain in neutral, and see everything and every thing as the point of Light that it really is. As far as the Dumbo eared one and others like him go then, well the saint has fucking sinned my dear! That’s pretty obvious. In the four corners of this rotten globe too, and the sinner will be sanctified in the four corners of this beautiful globe, come enlightenment for all day. So fucking what JT? Civilizations reach a zenith, and then they fall into an insidious self destruct pattern because of incarnate selfish identity greed, and implode in upon themselves. People’s minds, when exhausted with a false and bullshit laden path, can do that too, and if you don’t want that to happen to you again and again, then leave the incompatible to you to themselves, and focus exclusively on your own I am’s cosmic ball game.’

    ‘Well I was only fucking asking Shyam! Jesus Christ!’ the kid exploded like a time bomb, back at the ever so cool Master. ‘Everybody wants me to be in close proximity to a fucking animal, but no one will tell me what in the fuck that the fucking animal has done, to merit being treated like a fucking animal! What it is with you adult cunts? What does it take to get a bit of decent data out of y’s?’ Julie roared, somewhat like a menstruating lioness, with a thorn in her foot. ‘Does everything have to be a fucking secret?’ She petitioned the Master, and the rest of this blood and bone universe too. ‘Christ all fucking mighty!’ She screeched at the ceiling, as if she was about to bipolar something chronic and snap, and really turn full on psycho. Like she’d done at the cop station. ‘What a fucking cunt of a prick of a universe I am in! Even the mystics here won’t tell me all of the truth! Fuck a duck senseless on the fucking Sabbath! Great Bon Scott! I’m going to a different galaxy next reincarnation, because I’ve had a fucking gutful of this Milky Way one.’

    ‘Uhuh! So you say now kid.’

    ‘Yeah! I fucken do too! If you want my opinion Shyam, and even if you don’t want it, here it is you fucking old mystical fart. The fucking Milky Way sucks, and it is beyond fucking redemption. It’s going down the existential tube! This whole fucking universe that I am fucking in is. I can feel that strongly in me cosmic guts mein therapist!’

    ‘You are not in the fucking universe JT!’ A red faced Master, who had just about had a cosmic gutful of Earth based ignorants, who believed that they were nothing but a single flesh body programme, roared back at the mystically innocent and nineteen years old, Highgate kid. ‘The universe is a holographic projection that is fucking around inside of the Real you! You’ve got kazillions of fucking universes inside of the real you, you silly little dimensionless point of an Oz bitch sleeper. They are all just programmes, that’s all. They are just the holographic games that souls play, and they are no big deal. Thru your fifth dimensional eye, you will future see that this one is really the size of a tennis ball, and that it is floating around on top of a shoreless ocean of consciousness, like a cloud floating across the sky. It is riding on the surface of the Light like a bubble in eternal infinity, just as you as a mind invented and imagined personality are.  However, you little agro Oz fucker! At your dimensionless Source point, where you are timeless and spaceless and vaginaless and beyond birth and death, you are the indelible source of all that is bound up in mind projected time and space. Your usage of primal I am, governs it all. Every fucking time that you invoke your primal I am from one moment to the next, you get a holographic universe programme, big bang like. There is cosmic implosion and massive programme restriction as you mystically descend from the wider consciousness, and then there is explosion and massive liberation from the restricting programme, as you mystically ascend back out into the wider consciousness. It is the old inner and outer and beyond, lose your Self and find your Self game, and it is a doozy it is. To get that absolute awareness truth into your life as your ever present and omniscient true reality, sit in your I am JT, and do nothing fucking else. Whatever the mind is on about, let that be what it is on about and stay out of it, and bring it back to pure I am, as much as you possibly fucken can.’

    ‘Is that all?’

    

    ‘That’s fucking all! Witness that from the wider consciousness I am not a this or that point of view. That will bring the holographic roof down if you do it enough, and you’ll see the cosmic fluidity that is all that’s really going on. So refuse all conceptualized descriptions about yourself, and cease to identify with being a separated holographic piece, or a body, or a mind. Have your being outside of the body that endures the pain and the suffering, and just witness the tormented mind that has been societally programmed and brainwashed to believe that it is just an ultra limited, consumer shit. Don’t run I am in it and I am it the tormented mind, when you’re not, because it is fucking the absolute shit out of you.’

    ‘It sure as fucking well is mate! The soul depression in it, and the weight of it all is killing me, and I’m only fucking nineteen. Jesus Christ! What a Barry bummer that I’ve been on! What a cunt of a prick filled road that I’ve been journeying on! On a cunt of a prick filled world, too. I am a shit of a programme, in a shit of a programmed up world, I am.’

    ‘Well! Get Real you little Oz bitch! Turn it all around and salvage your magnificent and mighty, mystical self. Negate everything that you have ever been taught or supposedly learnt about yourself, and dismiss it all as rank holographic crap, that is not worth a veritable shit in an astral bucket. Because that is the truth, and nothing but the truth. Negate every concept that you’ve got and turn your fucking tormented mind inside out, and re start your existential trip off again, from your primal I am.  Expand from using I am limitation to the usage of I am not limitation, and go back into your natural far far far wider consciousness. Return like an ethereal whale to the ocean of your wider consciousness JT, and become the inner and the outer again, so that you can surf the river of Light and explore the endless discoveries waiting for you in the beyond, again.’ The Master said to her, who had done such an admirable Ms Sharon impersonation with one of her lower body parts, down at the coppers’ station. Where she had shown off her prime muscle of love, absolutely perfectly.

    ‘Do not bother about the false I ams of others!’ Instructed the old bugger from the subcontinent, and that glorious metropolis that used to be so brilliantly called Bombay, before morons changed that to the woeful and sounding like cowshit hitting the pavement, Mumbai.

    ‘Just read them and then let them fucking be. If you find someone who has a notion of the I am the inner and the outer programme, then play with them, but leave the I am inner inner inner only programmed types alone. They are all connected to the same common source primal I am that you are, and they will all find that out one fine day, when their time is ripe for that. Your time for that however is now! It is here and now! Not future up. So fucking forget about Rolfy kid! He beasted like a fucking dickheaded and dickbrained, ignoramus of a shit for brains, moronic animal. He acted like an ultraviolent homosapien man, that is. He Roberted out, well and truly.’

    ‘Uhuh! I fucking thought so too!’

    ‘Yes! He was a very bad bad bad man. That cosmic fucking idiot offended the Gods and the Goddesses, the Real and the unreal, the Light and the dark, and every fucker on the planet. As well as every Et flogging around the universe! The Arcturans and the Andromeda’s, as a precautionary measure, called their entire battle fleets home, when they heard about Rolf and his nuclear adventures. He was so fucking bad that his super embarrassed soul went into astral hiding for forty ethereal days and forty ethereal nights, it was that ashamed of what he was terrestrially doing. So fucking what JT! Who couldn’t put their fucking hand up for committing a little bit of that holographically simulated, animalized bad to the bone shit? Or a dirty great big bit of it, in this dualistic shitkicker’s, crud of a dimension.’

    ‘Well apart from JC and the Bood and a handful of others who would fit into a supermarket bag, fucking no one Master! All of God’s chillun have got the odd skid mark below to show off mate! They’ve all got a bit of the fucking selfish to the core devil in them too. I oughta know the score on that one, because I’ve been there and done that and I’ve also seen it everywhere I’ve been in others, well and truly. It, the I me mine, gimmie gimmie gimmie disease, is fucking everywhere amongst the humans. Just like cancer is, only it is a lot lot lot more common.’

    ‘How can the chillun not have skid marked souls JT, when they are fucking around nonstop with a light to dark duality consciousness? Only by ascending into the non dual cosmic consciousness level, will they rid themselves of their imagined illusory devils. So leave the ignorant fuckwits, and the moronically ultraviolent hypocrites alone JT! They’ve got their holy book machines, and their war technology which they can water down and flog off to the public, making squillions in the process, but between the lot of them, they haven’t got one gram of the mystical brain in them yet. They, because they seek the political advantage only, are I am inner inner inner only to their cores.’

    ‘Yeah! Fucking oath they are Shyam!’

    ‘Well! People are the way that they are, until they develop the mystical awareness to do something about that. Besides! They are motivated by love of dirt, love of family, love of a system that works for them, and a love of material prosperity, and you could not blame a third dimensional human for being so inclined. Given the abominable 3D programming that they have been drugged with.  So let them be tiny little dimensionless points of Light, and tiny little arsewiping masters of limitation at the same time, because that’s all that they fucking well are kid. They are all designed because of their gross karmic vulgarities, to re run this turd of a light and dark, split third dimensional holographic game level again. That’s their karmic cosmic reward for being ultraselfish to their bones, and ultraignorant and ultraviolent fucking idiots, and there is nothing that you or anybody else can do about that.’

    ‘Good! I don’t want to do anything about it anyway Shyam! I want every last one of those rotten rotten rotten cuntfaced ultra violent pricks off my fucking planet! They’re fucking up my cosmic programme those dickheaded, dickbrained fucking idiots are, and they don’t fit in with my mystical vision of what should be here. At all!’

    ‘Ha! Yes! Good! They don’t fit into my mystical vision of heaven on Earth either kid, and when they don’t fit into the public’s mystical vision either, is when their time here will be up. They will all be stuffed into a devolution tube then, and transported to a similar 3D light and dark set up. They will get their just holographic desserts for entertaining their holographically imagined demons, and allowing them to indulge in their beastly whims. Just like every earnest seeker of the Light will get theirs, for entertaining their angelic hosts with their peaceful seeking efforts. Because that’s just the way that this universe programme conducts its existential and mystical business Highgate.’

    ‘Uhuh!’

    ‘Yes! It enforces thru the God programme, that a player soul square up their third dimensional karmic ledger, no matter how many re runs are needed for that to happen. It demotes to lower programmes, it enforces re runs in the same one, and it promotes to the higher ones, according to a soul’s karmic balance sheet. It is a very fair and a very benevolent universe this one, and it is not predatorily inclined at all. It just does the right thing by everybody at all times, by bouncing back in multiple measures, that which is bounced at it.’

    ‘Well what about fucking Rolf? Why are you fucking around with that big eared prick then, mein therapist? If he is such a lost fucking cause, why fucking bother?’

    ‘Because everyone here is made out of Light and love at Source, and so is the entire outer of oneself from garden weeds to the far extremes of the universe, and of all of the cons that I have ever worked with in west Oz, Rolfy is the one who has the best chance of developing awareness of that in this lifetime.’

    ‘What are you his fucking cosmic nurse or something, are you Master? Looking at that shortarsed fucking Dumbo eared fucking animal, one would be kind to think him capable of generating another reptile like, spiked three inch turd from out of his mongrel arse. Let alone him coming anywhere near achieving enlightenment, and accelerating himself into the fucking cosmic consciousness level. That Jesus and Buddha, and all of the rest of those really cosmically spaced out dudes supposedly attained to.’

    ‘Well appearances can be deceiving JT, and you of all people ought to be aware of that by fucking now. I mean you are the new cosmic kid on the terrestrial block, and this entire world and the universe surrounding it is nothing but an ingenious holographic deception. It’s just a programme! Which of course, is orchestrated courtesy of the mind tool. Like programmes are! Besides that, no matter what the species, race, gang or group is, there’s always one, and at this exact moment, where the timeless Real is continually intersecting with that magic moment, where beings are all bound up like shit to a shovel in mind imagined time and the unreal, I am fucking looking at her! Aren’t I? I am looking at a little nazi looking Oz chick who is going to miraculously accelerate herself into cosmic consciousness, to become the first modern twenty first century female to achieve enlightenment. I am looking at one of the ones and the One at the same fucking time! Aren’t I JT? I am looking at cosmic consciousness in the city, I am. Aren’t I kid?’

   ‘Huhh! I don’t fucken think so! I think that you are on the King Cobra juice with that one Master. I’d be lucky these days to put a fucking paper plane together, or skip a single rope once, let alone run a fucking universe. I am not the one who is the One! I couldn’t help a star to fart, let alone keep it up there in the sky. I don’t know what in the fuck I really am, but I know that I am not that ethereal magnificence, ’ grumped the kid.

    Whose mind had automatically bi polared at the reference to her mystical fantasticness, and reaction programmed back into I am gross gross gross limitation. Where it had downloaded straight away into I am not that wunderbar wunderbar wunderbar wider identity, I am just a piece of human shit and an existential victim, mode. Again. Due to her conditioning and brainwashing from a zero year old on, to believe that she was totally inside of just one bodymindmachine, she had immediately gone there. Like a bullet being fired into an already dead carcass, she’d automatically shot into I me mine, me me me, I am just a natural born imperfect and limited sinner person and personality, and the creation of some wrathful sky God, mode. Up down. Up down. Down up. Repeat. That was her current super bluesy, almost down and out, degrading mortal pattern.

    She’d cyniced out to the max that is, and was playing with I am a no good body, and I am just a lump of low down and dirty rotten useless and worthless, societalised bad and bung human shit, who deserves to be exterminated. Yet again! She wasn’t only dirty on the world programme, she was dirty on her own mystically backed one too. Like one wouldn’t mucking believe, she was running all of the put down shit thru her continually bi polaring, dualistic mind. The I am not made out of love and Light stuff, that is. The, I am made out of the opposite of love and Light conceptual junk, so to speak. Again, she had bi polared on the this way, no that fucking way! Feel good and don’t feel good pattern, and she’d shot down the negative snake on the motherfucker dualistic slide’s gameboard. Or mind projected holographic grid. She hadn’t climbed a ladder to some more existential ecstasy with the I am path, she’d gone the other way. Real fast too. Faster than a speeding bullet, she’d bi polared into the down down down bullshit, that these days characterized her life. I am a morbidly fucked cunt! She was playing with. Or rather, her mindtool which had had the English alphabet stuffed into it, was.

    Moods! Wucking up and down moods! Chemical flits in the wucking brain or body! A squish or squirt of this or that atomic construction here or there in the brain or body, and the mind goes all over the place, and one is out of control, and ready to make love, or war. Or to suicide, or to stay alive and become as famous as a Goddess or God. They’re like farts moods are, because they are so uncontrollable. Hold in a fart or a mood the Naz say, and there’ll be wucking trouble, just up the track. Her third dimensional set up system then, was moodily rejecting the I am made out of love and Light programme, and the I am the One who is one of the ones, programme. Quite frankly, having bumbled beed down the exact same path himself in the past, the Master had expected it. After all, he wasn’t an idiot, and he knew full well that both he and his client were still existentials in a duality programme. They hadn’t gone non dual yet, and that was wucking obvious to him. One moment she had been relatively high, and then the next she was anything but that, because he’d told her a bit about who she really was. Being that she was one of the ones who are called the homosapiens, who was also the One life, fucking around with myriads of holographically condensed image projections, thru myriads of minds.

    Indeed. He’d spotted easily that she’d mood geared down into a very poor self identity, and lots of depression evoking negative self esteem, that was backed by an ever ballooning ball of holographic bemusion, and a shitpile of invented and imagined, black dog conceptuality galore. It was all, the Master knew, the result of her smaller identity, out of too much lead heavy ego and an existential fear of exclusion and annihilation, blocking her wider self out of the 3D holographic Earth game. Billions upon billions of human souls in matter bodies, the Master was aware, were currently running the same lousy stinking third dimensional programming, whilst they did the exact same thing as regards denying their Source input into their lives. Humans the Naz say, are masters at blocking out their wider selves, but the friction between what their upper dimensional spirits want, and what their egos want, can generate enormous anxieties throughout their mortal set ups. To that point where the smaller identity can be freaking out that it is going to be pulverized back into a grossly feared nothing, in an instant. JT was going in and out of that very scary existential stuff a bit too much for her own liking these days, and it was giving her the horrie shits as a sum total, it was. A little sub programme spin off of her I am existential fear one, which really gave her the wucking psychological poos, the I am anxiety programme was.

    A Master however, according to the Naz. Is one who can demonstrate that absolute acceptance of I am not the bodymindmachine, and I am basically existentially and mystically speaking, nothing that can be pinned down, will unblock the mind’s true potential, and open up the cosmic holographic game like one wouldn’t believe. Whilst continued rejection of one’s wider mysticality will only result in the re running of appalling illusions, and the kid had both. She did. She’d had a shitpile of appalling illusions, and she’d got herself a bit of a barking Guru too, she had. Every wucking human needs one, and she’d had a lucky break and a lucky score, for mucking once, she had. It was just like her good and horny mumsy had said. Somewhere up the tunnel, beginning a millimeter out from one’s inner and outer eyeballs, there’s always a little bit of the magic in the moment, second coming gear. Hanging around in the background or the foreground, like the Light tends to do. If that be a decent caring Guru who knows their holographic shit inside and out, then one is on a winner, one is. The kid was on a cosmic consciousness coming winner, but she didn’t know it yet. Like a lot of kids don’t, yet. 

   ‘Stop it JT! Or you’ll go blind to your own Light again, before you even fucking properly wake up to It!’ the Master machine gunned barked at her. His mo pointing the bone at the middle of her forehead, then blowing little hairy kisses at her down in the mouth heart. As  instinctively and intuitionally, he had read the workings of her sadsackess and heavily cynical and societalised, I am limitation and a piece of worthless shit, I am not the Source and one of the ones who is the One, re running mindset.

    ‘Get it cosmically together kid! For fucking once in your cunt of a life! With I am spirit and I am made out of love and Light at Source, and so is everybody and everything else!’ He yelled at her. ‘It is the only way! You must institutionalize into your mindset, I am Light and I am that which never ever degrades self or Self. You must cease all of your holographic attachments to form and mind conceptualized negative 3D self image crap, and revert to your natural wider Source identity. You are a dimensionless point of Light, incorporating the inner and the outer and the beyond of all universes. That’s all!’ he half barked at her. ‘You don’t have to worry yourself sick about being a human, because the human is mind made projection and totally programme, but you’re fucking not! You’re a spirit of the Light and you are just like Alice in Wonderland kid,’ he said diagnostically, House like. With a bit of residual English still left in his left cosmic nasal.

    ‘Society and upbringing in a punk limitation set up made you small as small as small. Smaller than a dogturd in self and Self image, you have become. Now I come along, because you as primal I am have put me here to teach you how to be big big big again, or what you were originally before you became so terribly mind small, so that you can fly back into the cosmic beyond again. As who you really are. As absolutely liberated and unbound fun loving spiritual and mystical consciousness. This is the destiny of every spirit of the Light, and behind every human is a spirit of the Light, working away at swimming their way back to and up the river of Light. Some fucking how!’ Told the therapist.

    ‘Many here who pose as mind trumped up holographic manifestations, really wish to be where they truly Source and spawn from,’ he asserted. ‘This cosmic return to Source destiny, of every poor cosmic slob who is trapped in the electromagnetic field of the 3D web of fear and desire here, cannot be stopped. What the Light expels that does not diffuse within holographic creation, it draws back in, like the lungs do. You must show some Oz cosmic guts then JT, and declare yourself to be made out of Light, so that the Light can spot and read you upon this accursed holographic grid, and then lusciously and beautifully come thru you. In an enlightening beast to angel conversion that rockets you into cosmic consciousness, and that finally liberates you from the illusory wheel of karma that you have bonded yourself to here. In this pretty cruddy light and dark, scrotum bag of a dualistic third dimension.’

   

 

 

    They had solid eye contact, and the holographically simulated symbolic Earth symbolic noises were coming on strong, Brenda Lee like, as the mystical parleying went on and the Shyam continued. Their grins at each other were going both ways up and down a free helter skelter slide, and it was as if they were surrounded by fields of ethereal corn, and cosmic Macarthur’s Parks, and the odd astral statue of liberty too. Not one baby soul scumbag idiot of a politician, or gun packing or fist throwing ignorant in their universe, was visible. There were no pedophilic priests or crooked cops about either. Serial killers and bully boys were absent too. Mad women were as well. They had a bit of momentary peace on their side, but outside the front door to the premises was the biggest hell hole that any universe has so far ever known. It used to be called Pan in the real old old old days, the Naz say, but these days as every citizen knows, it is called Earth. Someone changed the name of this rock, a long time ago. Why? No one, not even God, knows. Apparently.

   They were in a mucking third dimensional duality, where beings know how to play shit wucking dirty all right. A pity and a shame that is, the Naznath’s knew. Unless one cracks the matrix, and thunderbolts oneself into hyper cosmic consciousness enlightenment, so that they transcend the beast within themselves, and the beast within everyone else too. The Naznath’s knew that that was the real way to go, and that there was absolutely no need to become a politician or to get on Big Brother, or do any of that other so called reality TV crap. Where politicking egos spewed their chunderous two bit spew, all over the inside of one’s TV screen.

    Could this be the Highgate kid’s story, and the beginning of the Julie Thompson legend and religion? So that many ascended JT types, or ‘Thompsons’, would pop up out of nowhere, all over the fair Earth. Could such a trouble prone kid as her, actually become the first 21st century female to attain to enlightenment? The Master from Bombay was working on it, he was. He was a cool cosmic cat, and a mystical dude to be reckoned with in a terrestrial shithole like this one, he was. He had a cracking mo that had an ethereal life all of its own, as well. He had this universe onside and licking his ethereal boots 24/7. Because it loved him so mucking much, as an articled up and condensed to image, holographic party Light.

    ‘It the Light and the Real cannot come to you if you persist in identifying with the contents of your societally brainwashed third dimensional mind JT!’ The Guru barked, silver wolf wolf wolfishly. ‘To do the inner and the outer trip and boldly re enter the river of Light’s territory, and go where not many fucking humans go when they fucking well ought to, you must get existentially wise Highgate. You must deprogramme all nonsensical 3D programming crap from out of your mystical system, flush out your mind absolutely of all of it, and witness that as a point of dimensionless Light already, that the divine joke is fucking on you! Because that notion where you have felt yourself to be cosmically lost and separated from Source, as an inner that is all fucked up, because of purportedly losing the inner and the outer connection, is pure holographic illusion. My dear, you are always the Light! You are always the ocean! You are never ever the wave! The wave and its surface world are all mindtool made illusion. You can be a lot of projected ones in these fucking mind trumped up holographic games that we play kid, but you can never ever not be the One, who hosts all of the shows,’ Shyam related.

    ‘That’s just not existentially possible! Because that is who you always are, at your Source. I implore you to register that in your fucking brain, and to never ever put yourself down or bag yourself or Self my dear, because the Light never ever does that. Your goal now is to reconnect to your Source and to open up to your Light, and to have It open up to you. The last thing that you want to do is to continue denying that the fucking Light even exists, or assert that you are permanently disconnected from It the Real, or involved in some sort of existential war with It. Because of existential victim, I am limitation perception. You are a beautiful being of Light who had the fucking multidimensional guts to drop down a kazillion degrees in vibration, and play as a young woman here, in this ultra tough 3D, cunt of a prick filled hologram!’

    ‘Yeah! I dun it! I dun it! I dun it Shyam! I fucking dun it all right! Why in the fuck I fucking dun it though, I’m fucked if I know.’

   ‘Ha! Well that is for you to find out, if you can. So! You came as a super vulnerable birthing agent of mysticality, to a dickheaded barbarian’s planet, that is full of dickheaded barbarians, and the odd good and existentially enlightening bloke. Like myself, and my GF, and a heap of others about the place. How fucking mystically awesome are you sweetheart? Stand up and I will prostrate myself in front of you and kiss your black booted feet! You’re my upfront little mystical heroine, on a dirty rock full of them who are still sleeping, you are. You’re the fucking cosmic Highgate kid, you are JT! Are you a gun cosmic player like my intuition is telling me you are? Can you crack your own multidimensionality and blow the 3D matrix into kazillions of holographically dissolving bits, and trip the Light fantastic? With your own Source Light. Well we’ll fucking find out Highgate! Won’t we? Do you feel cosmically lucky punkess?’

    ‘Uhuh! I ’spose so. I do sitting here anyway! But I can’t vouch for what will happen once I hit the street jungle again Shyam. Any fucking thing could happen out there!’

    The Master grinned the mystical fire, and the tattooed up kid from the ’Gate grinned the mystical fire back, because the only thing that is going to save 21st century humans is the mystical fire. Nothing mucking else in this global lunatic’s asylum will save the wretched duality programme playing, 3D programmed I am inner only homosapien, and they both knew that. No God religion, economic or political or social system can save the human race now, was their common cosmic theme. If humans don’t discover the mystical fire within them soon soon soon, and reverse their seven deadly sins stuff, then they’ll all go down the existential tube, and that will be that. Meaning that the Earth programme will have no happy wind up, and it will have been a lousy lousy lousy story, from the day that the first homosapien had their first shit on Her. Ma Earth, that is. Who doesn’t know that these days? They sure as wucking well did. The Indian and the kid from Oz! They were like a couple of baked beans from the same wucking tin man’s tin wucking can, they were.

    ‘This turd of an ultradense 3D hologram, that is so ultrafull of ultraviolent and ultradense ultradumbs mein client, may be an anti existential fun and a cosmic fucking shit of a dualistic place, but it can fucken test out your affinity for the non dual Light, like no other fucking hologram going anywhere in any fucking other universe can. Why do you think that souls in a set up where mystically living is the only existential purpose, and chasing the Light is really the only game going on, choose to shoot mind projections into this awful and woefully ignorant, super dense in vibration place? To test out their eternal love for the infinitely abundant Light that governs their soul existences my dear, is their cosmic game. Never ever forget that chasing the Light is really all that is really going on JT, and never ever deny yourself that cosmic honour that transcendentally honours you as a cosmic player, that is so inherent in your divine existentiality. Bitches my dear, can access cosmic consciousness, just like bastards can! Anytime and anywhere, they can do it, if they know how. With a good path up their arse, they can do it easily, because of the two sexes they are the more sensitive to the subtle.’

    ‘Uhuh! I’ll try not to forget that Master.’

    ‘Good girl! Your divine spirit loves you like you wouldn’t believe my dear, and it is busting its guts right now to get you to wake up a bit to the awesome magnificence of who you really are. It may be frightening the shit of you with the odd shock, which isn’t so bad when you think about it, and it may be evoking the odd anxiety crisis in your cunt of a life, but it is still busting its guts to get you back to being a dimensionless point of Light, and a fully awakened fucking homofuturian. Because that is this universe’s cosmic spirit’s programming, and that’s all that it runs off, and the cosmic spirit always gets its lady. Or its man. Sooner or later it blows the human mind with the mystical fire, that is the transcendental love Light that is behind and beyond all of this nonsensical matter bullshit. The cosmic bells are tolling with ascended awareness for thee JT! They really and truly are mein client! Because I speak not with the forked tongue of the white prick, who at Source is made from Light. Rather, the body makes sounds, and they are the sounds of the galactic mystic.’

    There was more grinning. It was like the Master and the client were in a shootout with the damn things, and their grins were like Apache arrows being shot at the sun. The Master’s mo was his terrestrial bow, whilst JT was using her mind to conduct her maneuvers. Essentially, that was the raw cosmic guts of the entirety of her existential and mystical, third dimensional dilemma, and the Master had every intention of sooner or later, telling her that. To stop using her mind, that is. It was a bit of a nudge nudge, wink wink one though, and it was still very early days in her acclimatization to the I am path and model, so for the moment the wily old mystical Indian held back. On the real truth, about the motherfucker come fatherfucker, mind.

    ‘The angels greatly admire the beast, for its 3D skills. Particularly one who can retain a fair portion of their ethereal angelicness in a beast’s hologram, my dear,’ he told her instead. ‘The angels absolutely love the peaceful and compassionate and mystically seeking type of mortal, like you wouldn’t believe JT. With this silent army of inspired twenty first century cosmically aware types, they fully intend to finish off the duality consciousness here. They’re going to slit its holographic throat! Because it is too fucking unjust and too fucking ultraboring, and ascended consciousness graduation from it is ultra painfully slow. The buggers are going to inaugurate the first non dual civilization of hyper consciousness advanced humans who have transmutated into homofuturus upon this planet, they are.’

    ‘Uhuh! Good! Fair enough! Someone has gotta fucking do it Shyam, and a trillion to one it won’t be the UN.’

    ‘Ha! No way! Even so, ultrafuckwit and ultramystically dumb and ultraviolent homosapien here is getting the cosmic boot, just like Neanderthal got the cosmic boot, and many other species are willy nilly today, and glorious homofuturus is coming. As the magical, multidimensional, up front cosmically aware and in tune with Source, new bumped up human model. The cosmic consciousness homofuturian, and the savior of the fucking just about gone for all money, human fucking race, is coming JT. Tell the world’s so called leaders, who are nothing but super ignorant dogs of business wars that!’ Roared Shyam. ‘Tell them that fucking millions of this new cosmic type of ultrgeared up human are coming, not just fucking one, and that their finally tapped and unleashed multidimensional psychic powers will enable them to holographically dissolve an untraviolent or an establishment pig, in an instant. Before either of them can get out of bed in the morning to get going, with their dirty deeds, done chronically expensively. Holographic trip.’ The Master said.

    With a dirty great big beaming smile on his face, that was just about the size of the subcontinent where the body that he was hosting came from. Pretty wucking happy about Heaven on Earth apparently being on its way, was the mystically mucking around Naznath Indian, and who could blame him for that? On a low down and dirty rotten, but still sometimes, on the odd occasion, most beautiful sinner’s rock like this one, no one really could. Did the Highgate kid know that? Mucken oath she did. She wasn’t no 3D mystical stupid, on a rock that has far far far too many of them. A wake up real wucken fast type, this little nazi looking west coast bitch was, not a Collingwood supporter at all. Thank God. Because this programme of a world has more than enough of them. They’re a dime a dozen, they are.

    ‘Listen up kid! Every human, good or bad, is a sleeping fucking homofuturian! Every human already has all of the gear in them to fucking homofuturise, and grasp their innately dormant cosmic consciousness. All that they have to do, is to fuck with the I am not a mind projected bodymindmachine, I am the inner and the outer and the beyond programming, for a change. They don’t have to grab a gun, and lead any fucking battle charge, and kill people. When they hypocritically worship a sky God whose number one rule was, wait for it, yes that’s right! Don’t kill people! Love they enemy! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh fucking hell JT!’ roared Shyam.

    ‘There’s more fucking fuckwit hypocrites on this anally retentive planet, than there are on all of the other fucking rocks in this universe, put together. The baby souls are like maggots here! Anyway! That’s the third dimensional way to do existential business, and it just doesn’t work because the ego beast has never known what in the fuck it is doing, and it never will either. It just lusts after mortal power and wealth, with God on its side, because that’s all that it can do, and it has absolutely no chance of turning angelic,’ the Shyam affirmed. ‘If the masses of individuals, who do have a chance of turning angelic however, get in tune with their primal I ams, and the cosmic consciousness gene inside of them gets going communally virus like, it will unleash with cosmic voracity never before seen on this planet, the I am the inner and the outer consciousness taking over, and conversely; the I am inner only one magnificently dying off. Then there’ll be no stopping the cosmic bitches and bastards who constitute the masses of slightly evolved souls, from holographically taking over from the ruling too dark and too mystically ignorant, ultraviolent baby souls. Who are self destructing both their civilization and the planet. Because they are grossly immature babysoul idiots. Who worship profit profit profit and more profit, and the death wish, without knowing why, and who couldn’t run a sewerage works, let alone a fucking holographic world.’

    ‘Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!’ erupted Julie, knowing exactly what her therapist meant. Especially in the Zimbabwean and American and Australian, and so many other cases.

    ‘Only problem is with this my dear, is that ninety nine point nine percent of the fucking people, don’t know that they’re a sleeping homofuturian yet. Yeah! It is a tough world JT! You should try my job squirt! You should try waking people up to the dimensionless point of Light whom they really are at Source, in a cunt of a prick of a third dimensional world like this one. When they have all been programmed to the max, to think that they are fucking limitation only, in one fucking body only. Then you’ll know what ultra hard fucking planetary yakka really is mate! Not that I have any wish to shove the truth down unwelcome throats mind you, and better still my dear, imagine being a GuruMother, and the degree of cosmic interphase and sacrifice that that would involve?

    Imagine being female and having cosmic consciousness and your full fifth dimensional awareness scope going, and having to deal with God fucking forbid, third dimensional mortals. Who are one hundred percent convinced that they are just…ha! Ha! Ha!….One fucking God created solid body, in a cunt of a prick filled solid fucking world. Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh Buddha kid! I can’t really tell you anything that is absolutely true in a holographic dream, and I don’t really know what I’m doing in this atrociously bad 3D programme either. I just super dig the I am path, which works wonderfully for me and many many others, and I love my GuruFather too, I do. He may look an old dried up cunt, but he gave me the mystical works back, he did. I’ll love the old bastard forever for that, I will.’

    ‘Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Fuck being a GuruMother Master!’ roared Julie. Who in her wildest wildest wildest dreams, could not see herself becoming one. As a matter of fact, she could see herself becoming just about anything, even a politician or a Big Brother housemate, but not a GuruMother. Christ! Great Bon Scott! She could see herself reading out the 6 o’clock news on channel 666, before she became one of those mighty illustrious, cosmic creatures. Having a dream about becoming some sort of mucking princess was bad enough, but dreaming about shape shifting into becoming a GuruMother at this stage of her existence, seemed so absolutely wucking ridiculous, that she could only treat the suggestion as a bit of a divine joke. Thrown at her by a top cosmic bloke, being her Mumbai Guru therapist, and a bit of a Gandhi lookalike to boot too. The bugger was, she reckoned.

    Fond of the Mahatma, the JT was. At school when she’d dun history, Hitler had got a lot of coverage, because she knew, he was so mucking evil, and there’s a little bit of the dualistic Hitler in just about everyone. Which fascinates the masses she thought, because the dark side appears to be omniscient, when apparently it is absolutely not. Gandhi on the other hand, had only got a week or so’s worth of attention from her history teacher, but she’d loved hearing about him a lot more than learning about Hitler. Because his satyagrahaishness had blown her away, and he was such a true blue man for absolute peace. Like Jesus and Buddha and all of those sort of cosmic dudes were, she’d noticed.

    She knew in her heart that by far the vast majority of the Earth’s women are strong lovers of peace, which is that condition where they can get the cosmic attention that they desire and seek, and that they existentially deserve. For fronting up in the first place as a mind projected human female manifestation, in a zunt of a prick filled fucking third dimensional game and soul’s hologram, like this mucking one. The Highgate kid, like all kids are, was born with a natural inner and outer programming already active within her set up, but she had had it the horribly existentially dissatisfying I am inner only false holographic programming, shoved in or up just about every orifice that she had. To the point where her natural inner and outer programme stuff had become abstract, foreign, and even alien to her. God! She was even wucking afraid of it sometimes! How bizarre is that? Hence also, her periodic high anxiety, and her continual bi polaring. When the Source and the Light lean on one, one can stress a bit they can, and she knew all about that, she diddeth. Who doesn’t these rottenly beautiful, 21st century days?

    No wonder then that she was a bit mystically off course, like a meteorite with diarrhea; but how absolutely wunderbar for her to have finally come across a being who really and truly and absolutely like, actually knew what they were mystically mucking talking about. Her cup runneth over a bit, as they say, and they say that the place to have and hold one’s GuruMother or GuruFather is in the heart, and already the old Gandhi lookalike was working her way into his. The PM couldn’t do it for her, and neither could a black or white American number one, but Shyam could apparently. Women! The girls! Even if one can speak pretty fluent Chinese these days, one may still not be their cup of tea, and the tank man is still alive and well in many a freedom lover’s memory. The tank man, he was the first of the new breed of homofuturians, he was. He won’t be the last of them either. At least not according to the Naz.

    The wily old Master knew however, that the girls are suckers for the absolute truth about how absolutely wonderful and divinely beautiful they all are at Source, and that they love to hear all about what gun mystical and multidimensional players and potential matrix busters they really are, behind the physical and the maya illusion scenes. He was well aware that they absolutely adore hearing all about how they can crack the third dimensional matrix here, just like a wee bunch of men have done, at anytime and anyplace, and thus promulgate themselves forthwith into the angelically based inner and outer and beyond, cosmic consciousness programme. Reclaim their wucking Grace states again, that is.

    By blowing the inherited and woefully inept third dimensional programming, and surfacing within their forever ascending, mystical consciousness. Just like the wee bunch of cosmic consciousness males, who weren’t burdened up to the karmic eyeballs with child minding, or plagued by the presence of forty four thousand super bully rapist types everywhere that they went, and who therefore had the space and time to contemplate and meditate a bit upon a decent cosmic path back to and up the river of Light, have done. Bumped themselves hyper up the consciousness chain gang, that is. JT was no different than any other lusciously gorgeous little bitch on this planet then. She was just a girl who wanted to have some real mystical fun! For fucking once, in her zunt of a pricks everywhere, life. Wholeheartedly getting some of that, and lapping up the attention and the cosmic joy with her wunderbar mystical therapist, and enjoying the magic of and in the mystical moment, she was a bi polaring miracle. In a zunt of a prick filled world, full stop.

    I am fucking existentially and mystically alive! Good shit! Not bad shit! She was pumping through her psyche’s system, for the first time in a long long long time. In her long dark night of the soul, or zunt of a prick of a life.

   

   

 

 

 

 

 

    ‘Oh you’re a fucking cosmic card Master!’ she howled uproariously, like big kids do. ‘If ever there fucking was one! You’re It! It must have been the fucking fifth dimension where we last fucking met then. Only there can one find the sort of mystical mirth that you are peddling, you sly old cosmic fucker!’ She screeched high pitched merrily at him. With her cheeks all puffed up nazi red, and having mega fun from getting so much delicious cosmic attention. Like she was on Astral Big Brother or Astral Rove, or the clitoral and penile Earth Survivor, or something. Cockatoo Highgate kid like she was, screeched out, with the tiny little black hairs on top of her head dancing the happy mystical’s trip too. For mucking once, in her zunt of a vaginaed up life, where not too many of her kind are known to attain to enlightenment. Called herein quite often, specifically, cosmic consciousness.

    ‘Ha! The angels want to take this shit heavy lead 3D density here and rarify it somewhat a bit mate,’ the Master of Crazy Horses said, with a gurgling chuckle laugh. ‘Speed it up a bit that is, so that they can walk in human shoes too, and do angelic stuff upon the ground. In a beastless and more holographically pliable, mystically sane environment. Where I am the inner and the outer and the beyond, and I made out of love and Light, and so is everyone and everything else, is the cosmic programme juice that powers every being. You are one of  the billions of asleep angels here my dear!’

    ‘Uhuh! That is a bit of strange news from another star to me Master! I don’t feel like a sleeping angel. I feel more like I’ve been sentenced to a stretch of some hard hard hard years in a hell, where even just talking about angels makes me feel a bit queasy, and so far, I haven’t gotten a ride in a Time lord’s box.’

    ‘Well it is as true as the Ganges flowing that you are a sleeping angelic, because both the pure I am and I am the inner and the outer liberating viruses are dormant within your set up Highgate. You must wake up to them now because quite simply, it is a far far far fucking too dangerous time now for a sleeper angel not to wake up. Because the cosmic pace here is accelerating at a wicked rate, and the rate is going to get so future wicked, that nearly every beast here will shit themselves. All of the way up Route 66, and every other fucking route that they’ve got as well. Before mega many of them reclaim their Grace states, and revert to their true angelicness in a somewhat vibrationally modified main programme. That is, a mutation of the programme of I am inside the body only, which is currently being so laboriously re run into the dirt here.’

    ‘Uhuh! Hot shit! But I can’t see it m’self! I see rather the worthy bones of big and small mystically dumb animals everywhere, exactly like what happened with the dinosaurs, but if you say so Master. Fuckaduck! I’ll give a Cherry Ripe in the seventh at Raaaaanndwick, for that mutation that yuse is dreaming about,’ the kid responded, to the Master’s absolutely wicked prophecy.

    ‘I’ll take that fucking Cherry Ripe kid! Because the I am path and model is just the path and model that you as a decent cosmic law abiding cosmic citizen needs right now, to fully wake yourself up to your Source JT. Mystically speaking, I am one hundred percent sure of that. I’ve got a cosmic hunch about you ma’am, I really have, and one cannot fail in these matters. As a matter of fact, it is about the only thing that a human cannot fail at.’

    ‘Uhuh! That’s a bit of good news, on a planet where any good news left is being quickly blown away by the forces of darkness, Shyam.’

    ‘Yes! Of course JT! Because one is already and can never not be made out of transcendental love, and Light. One can never not be the Source, upon which all stages are erected via holographicised mind projection. That is our common Home, if thou gets my drift. At Source, none of us are holographic, and we are all the One life. We are all the Supreme, as points that are also the collective. Because we all come out of the one life Light, and we all die back into It, no matter what happens holographically, we do. But, as you well know mein Oz possum, one can get horribly fucking existentially and mystically lost, in this cosmic turd of a third dimensional programme. Lost! Lost! Lost! As a mind projected holographic this or that, coloured homosapien body projection! Of either the girl, or the boy sex. Programme running I am this or that perceptual conceptuality 24/7, and that has been shot out into the middle of the main programme’s shitfuckingly dualistic world stage, and that has to wipe bum 24/7. Easily enough, can one get well and truly lost in that bung programming piled up on top of bung programming, mystical identityless excreta.’

    ‘Uhuh! Third dimensional shit happens Shyam! The planet is renowned for it. If you want to turkey with more shit than you’ve known in the rest of the universe put together, then this is the holographic rock that you come to. Everybody knows that!’

    “For sure JT! The 3D shit happens here, and then it the exact same sort of shit happens again, and again, just like in Groundhog Day. I won’t argue with you about that one kid. All that one has to do is go I am in it and only it, the holographically projected bodymindmachine lump of flesh and its world that is, and whammo! Boom! The entire holographic body in a holographic universe illusion comes into manifestation, and sits up there on one’s mindscreen, and even though it is a cosmic fake, it appears so so so fucking real. Fuck a duck senseless! There’s a fucking recipe for trouble fucking galore, if ever there fucking was one. I am a human! In either a God created or happenstance fucking universe. Fuck! Watch out for that motherfucker of a programme! Warning! Warning! Warning to all souls out there in the universe who might be planning an Earth incarnation or two. Fuck off! Try another programme rock! Stay right away from this cunt of a prick of a dirty dirty dirty hologram programme, you fuckers!’

    ‘Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh Master! What fucking curry are you on old son? Can I have some? I’ll take a lifetime’s worth, if you’ve got it.’

    ‘Of course ma’am! Just sit in I am, and It will come to you, and It will do a lot more than hold your hand. So! Known to be the most difficult one in the entire universe, to stick to the Light in, this turkey shoot of a 3D programme is. Come one! Come all! Roll up you cosmic cunts! Roll up you cosmic pricks, and you other disgusting disgusting disgusting, ultraviolent babysoul bastards. Lose your wider consciousness and super super super pulverize it, and super super super download it, into a lump of egoed up animal flesh that excretes and excretes, and adopt the programme of I am a 3D homosapien. Phoo! Elephant shit! Why? What in the fuck for? Trade in one’s 4D excreteless sky bike programme, for a put together from the dirt 3D one, that poops and poops and poops itself back into the dirt. Not much of a cosmic game kid! Bit of a first little Mario, for the a bit more advanced and slightly more intelligent soul, like yourself. Don’t you think so Ma’am? A get existentially and mystically ripped off, and you lose before you even get started cosmic game this 3D one. Because the 3D programming is fucked, from the start to the finish. Don’t y’think so JT?’

    ‘Uhuh! I do! I do! I do Master! The fucking 3D programming here sucks and sucks and sucks! Its fucked me up! Its fucked me up! Its fucked me up! I don’t like it! I don’t like it! I don’t like it! I’d like to bullet it in the head! I’d like to bullet the sick 3D programming in the head, I would mein therapist. Bang! Bang! Bang! You’re dead you cunt of a prick of a third dimensional programme. That’s what I want to be able to do!’

    ‘Yeah! Spot on kid! Spot on! You have spoken for the decently intelligent youth of your day. What can one fucking do, with a shit useless fucking programme? Of course! One can only destroy it, and start again. Because I could invent better programmes to rock and roll and rap and rave out in, than the 3D I am inner only one, and I bet you fucking well could too JT. Without too much bother for your cutey cute little Oz brain. I bet you that a lot of kids out on the street could easily come up with something that tops that third dimensional; I am God made to be bad to the bone and to kill millions upon millions, and to rip off every cunt and prick in the process, and make squillions upon squillions in the process, but lardy dardy, wouldn’t you know it? I am one of the ones whom God is gunna save when the end of time stuff happens! Which, as you no doubt already know my dear, is very very very false programming stuff. It is the quintessential essence of dreaming in the dreamtime, that beginner babysoul holographic crap is.’

    Julie grinned back at her therapist, wry like, like she was slowly getting it, which she was. But the two year old inside of her was still a bit huffy and puffy, and wanted it all now! Now! Now! Now! Hey presto! Wow! Wow! Wow! Look at that! Sort of over demanding and over desiring stuff. God! She was all little western woman all right. She was little western woman to her existential core. She wanted it all now without having to do any of the fucking earnestly hard mystical work, because she had been taught from the very first moment that she herself had been shot out of Louise Thompson’s just about had it vagina, that It the all was gunna come to her, from the outside. Of her host holographic body, that is.

    It was gunna show up on a white wucking horse, or riding a cloud, or step out of a flying saucer, or have a can a beer can in its hand and its bum crack showing well above its short’s line, or a pipe in its hands, or whatever. So the legends went. She had never ever been properly programmed up and re booted to seek the It the all and the Source Light, on the wucking inside. Where It could be easily, mystically speaking, found. Until now, that is. Her old pop had put a scratch in her interest in such matters, but Shyam the Wonderguru was doing a slasher’s job on it.

    In a click of the fucking terrestrial fingers, the absolute cosmic desire was desired by the Highgate kid to manifest, and thru the ego’s impossible dream illusion somehow, she wanted it all to happen third dimensionally pronto. Like two year olds do, before they go off, when they don’t get it. Pronto. Like it the mystical absolution and cosmic explosion into full transcendental liberty and freedom was God given stuff, and not God taken away stuff. Or something like that, it was in her current psyche’s programming. Who can tell what another mind is really thinking, when it is so difficult to keep track of what one’s own wucking mind is thinking? Very few humans can cosmically read themselves, let alone cosmically read anyone else. This is a commonly known existential fact, which Jimmie Morrison of the Doors expressed in the song line, “People are strange”, and that’s why types like the Naznaths exist. Someone has gotta set the people free from their atrociously bung and existentially wishy washy, I am the body and mindbung, and God has done me, and now he’s gunna celestially save me programme; and the Naz do that. They do. They’re pretty good at it too, is the word on the vine, apparently. They are reputed to be excellent and mighty skilled deprogrammers, for those rescued from the dastardly ultraviolent cult of the humans.

    The little nazi looking cosmic scruff from Highgate, with the jet black, zig zag tatts, taking nothing at all away from the genial existential attitude of this crazy souls and heady motherfucker’s universe, she mucking knew that all right. Crikey! Two times two turkeys, equals a planet full of the third dimensional bastards and bitches. Citizens of the universe! They are called here. Marilyn Monroe. Or just plain Marilyn. Helter Skelter! Sitting Bull, and Dr Who. House as well. His black and white crew too. She was in the middle of the Naz’s stage all right. She was their existential re programme and boot up turkey of the moment, she was. The Highgate didn’t know how she’d dun it, but she know’d that she’d dun it! She did. Dropped her bloody self in the middle of the Naz’s holographic stage, that is. That’s life, for a lotta lotta lotta citizens, these days. To be mystically rescued from the dastardly ultraviolent cult of the humans, is many many many a bod’s dream.

    On a planet where angels are as rare a commodity as sane politicians and peaceful generals, that’s where the kid was. In such a rank place in space, one can only dig in, and hang in there, and she was doing all of that, without too much fuss, at the moment. She even felt a bit like she was dreaming a wake up dream that she should have wucking well had, a long long long time ago, she did. By crikey! Pon Rambo’s balls. She’d wandered into the middle of the mystical programme all right, and the spin doctor from inner and outer space and the mucking great beyond was crapping on again, he was. Cosmic music into her ears it was, as he was talking a language that she could intuitively understand in the mystical sense, and she liked that.

    Basically, the reverse swing, you are not bad or bung thing assertion that the Naz put forth, and there you have just been done by a bit of mindspin made third dimensional illusion, because of bung programming, she liked. Somewhat. I am made out of love and Light at Source, also tickled her, now that she had bi polared back to it. She had most certainly never told herself that pre Eve stuff before, and it gave her pleasure to contemplate the endless possibilities of such a classy classy classy, 21st century, young woman’s affirmation, it did. As much as it would give a young man some decent bump up to do that, and to thus form a pretty different picture of reality about women, at the same time. Being that they are all dimensionless points of Light, and not just soldier breeding vaginas. At least, according to the Naz they are.

    She liked the riding up the river of Light idea too, quite a lot, the lass did. Who wucking wouldn’t? To tell the truth, the riding up the river of Light idea was the one that really really really intrigued her. She was fascinated by it. Despite that she was still riding out the last vestiges of the, I am a cynic, and everything is fucked and it always has been and always will be, and it is all gunna fuck up and die and end, programme. So much so, that when she closed her eyes momentarily, she could almost see that lusciously gorgeous river of Light. It was like her therapist had sent her a head sms and picture. God! It was so so so beautiful. It was so so so universally wide the river of Light, and it was just glowing with the mystical gold gold gold stuff. It was a golden mystical river, if ever there was one. Sitting right behind, and enveloping her makeshift mindscreen’s holographic universe, it was. As pretty a mystical picture, as she had ever seen, in her bi polaring universe. Where moods are a dime a dozen, and they come and go, like inclement, and decent sunshine weather.

   

   

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

    ‘Watch out for selfishness and the ego programming in and of the mindtool JT,’ Shyam said, quite quietly to her. ‘Existentially and mystically speaking, no one here can claim to be any better than anyone else, because in the true reality there is only the One life really going on. I am the inner and the outer, Jesus said. What you see is nothing but your Self! It is your own mind! My boss says. These GuruFathers all said and still say the same thing. They say that the inner is the outer and the outer is the inner, and if one can pick that, then they can trump the matrix here, and fuck around with the great beyond. Instead of having to do this terrible 3D programme shit.’

    ‘Hmmm! Uhuh!’

    ‘Those who crack the matrix can stitch their fucking matrix up, and stick it in an astral shoebox and shoot it out into deep space, because they’ll be over it and all third dimensional hoaxes, for all time. I am better than he or she or they or them then, is not only the grossest gross illusion going, it is killer ego programming, and the attitudinal motivation behind all ultraviolence. Avoid running I am better than, and its opposite I am worse than through your psyche my dear. Pull out all stops and negate that lost in space, egoised and mind conned beast’s nonsense. Because cosmic inner and outer power eats mortal physical and material power, for breakfast lunch and tea, and even for the odd midnight snack. Go for the cosmic mystical power, if you want the power that will last infinitely and eternally.’

    ‘Righto Master! I’ll log that in.’

    ‘Leave the mortal short change power shit alone, because with your degree of cosmic intelligence, you don’t need it. Leave that crap for the ignorants and the babysoul fuckwits to hang their karmicised souls up on JT. Abandon all of the human junk and go cosmic. Because that’s really what’s up your arse existentially speaking, because it is what the spirit of the Light in you wants you to do. It the spirit of the Light doesn’t give a fucking shit what you as personality may be dream thinking that you want. It wants another ride up Its own river, and one day It is going to get it through you, my dear.’

    ‘Uhuh! Yes! I understand that all easily enough Master. Particularly when it comes to men who seem to think that they have some sort of divine right to overpower women, because they equate their physical superiority with I am better than.’

    ‘Yes! Those baby soul idiots will pay some heavy karmic dues for their violations though JT. The day will come soon enough for them when they will wish with everything that they’ve got, that they’d had the awareness to treat all women and children, and men, with the cosmic respect that they deserve. The time is coming when they will most sincerely regret being nothing but fuckwit Earthyard bullies, and rapists and killers. All of their actions mask that in the true reality they are by far far far, the weakest mystical players in this Earth programme. A lump of fresh dogshit clocks up more karma bonus points, than they all do put together. Don’t worry about that babysoul mob JT, because they won’t be here for that much longer. If they last another fifty years in this mutating programme, it’ll be a miracle.’

    ‘I am looking so so so forward to their demise and dissolution Master! Very very very much! I am. I hope that they all get existentially fried on the spot, by mystical lasers shot out of their God’s arsehole, and that they all shit their fucking arses bulk when it happens! I hope that those ultraviolent bully boys and girls have a good one, in their re run and demoted to the 3D level again, programme.’

    ‘Ha! Yes! I bet that you do! Especially being a holographically projected female in appearance. However JT, the body that has been so cruelly violated is not really who you really are, and the mind that universally cocoons the flesh body, is not who you really are. Even the pure consciousness with the I am in it, is not really who you are. They are all illusions and behind it all that is the 3D matrix, you are a dimensionless point of Light and an absolutely formless nothing, out of which the entire holographic cosmic entirety emanates. It the mind is just a super subtle sense of your soul. Like touch and sight and the others are senses of the body, and its primal I am is the access point for you to play in and surf this low and densely vibed consciousness dimension. As a holographicised, named and shaped appearance, or image, that is.’

    ‘Uhuh! That’s some far out fucking shit Master! That has some cerebral repercussions in it that could take me fucking forever to suss out.’

    ‘Yeah! It’s pretty fucking wicked all right. But deadly true! Because to identify with just being one 3D programmed mind inside of one named and shaped body, that is all running off one ego, is to complete the fall from grace. To identify with being just one body JT, means physically and psychologically and materially defending and profiting that one body, and the bodies of one’s surrounding gang. This leads to selfishness, and selfishness is the root cause of all holographic evil. Aggressive competition, instead of polite mystical sharing, always, sooner or later, somewhere or another, involves killing  and war. Anger is conflict between fear and desire conceptuality. Hate is prolonger anger, and war is hatred in action. That is the way that it goes in this holographic shithole, my dear.’

    ‘Yes! That is true Master! I won’t argue against that today. I am too existentially tired to joust with the absolute truth.’

    ‘The ego only identity involves beastly selfishness, and it excludes the Real and the super subtle, I am the inner and the outer cosmic mindset, from the heavyset and ultra dense, third dimensional life equation. The mortal gut wingers that the Real or their God has deserted them, but in true reality, it is they who have deserted the Real and the God and Goddess too, by adopting the I am just one body mindset, in the first place. In a duality one cannot be the inner, without also being the outer, but most of them don’t get that yet. They are going to have to grasp that mystical fire pretty soon however, because it is going to get hot hot hot here just up the track. Because they are currently all traitors to the One life programme, and they have been done like a dog’s dinner by their own appallingly programmed mindtools, but they can still blame the Source for the state of their world. How fucking human is that my dear?’

    ‘Ha! It’s pretty fucking human Master! Even I do that, on the odd occasion. The old tug of war with the Source, I know it well. I was born with it up me astonishingly good looking arse, so I should know it.’

    ‘Ha! Ha! Ha! You’re a gross and grossly programmed bitch with a super subtle over ride programme in you kid, if ever there was one. Ha! It is also, the blaming dualistic, I am the inner only programming, that fucks the fucking mortal shit out of people. Because it is so ultraheavily laced with conceptualized I am failure, I am sorrow, I am despair and I am existential angst and suffering, and all of that I am just one inner bodymind identity person. With the lost in time and space garbage and the soul blues shit strung all thru them. It is never the non dual Light of the inner and the outer and beyond gear, upon whose surface the people mind run their I am the inner only holographic disasters, that inflicts the gut wrenching existential and personalized pain. Or institutionalizes it into the programming set up of a psyche’s predominate perceptions and thinking.’

    ‘Uhuh! Tell me more, you old mystical fucker.’

    ‘Very well! If you insist punkess. You’re my kind of client Highgate! I like you kid! I think that you can go the existential and mystical distance, I do. To get the Real back into one’s life equation then, there must be a certain period of, let us say, humble apologies to one’s Real Self JT. Yes! Let us say that humble apologies for the 3D mind misread, and for pointing the finger of blame regarding existential suffering being caused by one’s Source, and not one’s own former infantile third dimensional, I am a bodymindmachine only ignorance and mindset programming; are in order. Why fucking not? The Real gives absolute liberty, and a free existential and mystical license to become anything or absolutely nothing, to those souls mucking around in the holographically generated unreal. The Real has told not one soul to play in unreal plays in consciousness, using only the I am the inner only crap, has It? The people fucking tell themselves that! They base their entire existences upon that false holographic poop, and then they get into shitloads of cosmic, and societal trouble. From their widdle nazi arseholes, up to their widdle nazi eyeballs. Don’t they my dear?’ He the shifty shifty shifty Guru, winked at her. Who was the kid from the ’Gate.

    So that she coy girl blushed a bit, and looked away from direct eye contact with him for a moment, because she knew exactly what in the fuck that he was talking about. She knew that she could be a little two year old neurotic bordering on psychotic, ignorant and infantile and top heavy ego on the loose bitch, at times. She was playing with I am a young woman, so she had to play with that societally endorsed stuff, every now and again. And! Vice versa for the men. Especially for the men, she thought. Because they played so much with a beastly brutish, I am physically the stronger beast power. At least some of the ones that she’d come across, did. Particularly three whom she now despised, whom she’d unfortunately met when she was last in Melbourne. That sports mad and four seasons in one day capital of the state of Victoria, where Ned Kelly and his gang mucked up something chronic, and got themselves shot or hanged by the establishment pigs of their day, that is.

    ‘The GF instructs all agents of the Light my dear, that the mind must explode to reach the Real. It is the Real where the Light hangs out and that answers the mystical question who am I, that is everywoman’s desire, deep deep deep down. For! It is the entire basis of their mighty soul, which is quite obviously, because it has projections going in this tremendously difficult duality hologram, chasing! A ride up the river of fucking Light. Which is all that gun holographic game playing souls do. Chase the Light, that is. Likewise for barbarian men JT.’

    ‘Barbarian men! They’re low down dirty cunts they are!’

    ‘Not all of them JT! Some, I grant you, are that which you have so fantastically described. However, some of them, just like you, will shortly start playing with the I am the inner and the outer, cosmic consciousness programme, again. Like they were doing, before they downloaded their ethereal selves, and slid arse first down the multidimensional grace ladder. To form up as a humanoid shaped body, in this terrible dung hill of a 3D duality programme. So! To reverse all of that, so that the spirit of the Real in you can run the show again, and to have the bliss of the mystically long desired Source Light back in one’s life, with all existential worries gone forever, one must surrender purported ego control to the spirit of the Light. One must bring the mind back to the primal peace and quiet of the primal I am. Thus short circuiting its ceaseless conceptual restlessness, and its shakedown with desire and fear, in a make believe, holographic world programme. One will never reach the Real using the poor me, I am a single human victim mindset. Enlightenment will never get at one using that nonsensical stuff!’ The Master communicated.

    ‘I am already aware of and awake to what is really going on here in this Light hosted and mind trumped up holographic show, is what you really need to be playing with. I am not the individual character up on the stage! I am the whole lot of them, the stage, and what is beyond the stage too. I am not a single human body! I am not in time and space or a world in a universe, they are all in me. I am the timeless and the spaceless, and the birthless and the deathless. I am the inner and the outer and the beyond too. So in the fuck is everyone and everything else! You need to be playing with those affirmations fucking full on these days JT, because mind made time is super running out here.’

    ‘Uhuh! Good! Time sucks!’

    ‘Yes! It does. Yet there is coming for this wretched rock, something of a bit of a holographic sorting out. As I said, the fucking cosmic angels have super big plans, regarding the cosmic resurrection of this third dimensional shithole of a world. The governing and harmonizing angelic forces can’t take much more of this moronic baby soul rip off, ultraviolent rubbish programme, and they will soon intervene here to short circuit it. In a big big big way, too. Woe to all so called leaders here when that happens then! Will they be able to handle the Light upgrade, or not? That will be their one and only question, and votes real or trumped up, will not save them from the new 3D-4D-5D programme’s wrath.’

    ‘I hope that they all get fried on the spot by mystical lasers shot out of their God’s arsehole, and that they all shit themselves bulk as it happens Shyam!’

   

    ‘Ha! Ha! Ha! That may yet happen kid. Because cosmic law runs that every single soul whom they purportedly lead must access the cosmic consciousness programme, before they can. Obviously, there’s a few Roberts and Georges and Johns and Toms and Dicks and Adolfs and Joes and Harrys, and black Bettys, and Davids and Osamas and other citizens around this holographic hole, who won’t be too happy with finding that out my dear. That they have come absolutely fucking last, along with all other serial killers, including Dexter, in this holographic programme where one is supposed to stick to the Light like supergloo, is not going to bliss them out. They won’t be angel dancing with their hapless souls on the other side. No way! They’re more than likely to be slapping themselves astrally around, for being such an ultraviolent turkey, in this 3D programme.’

    ‘Good! I hope that they slap their astral faces off, and that their God fires a few more lasers out of his arse at them.’

    ‘Ha! It may even happen that way kid! Yet I say unto you that all of that is the absolute truth, and nothing but the absolute truth. That the first in this life shall be the last in the next life, they fucking got told, but just like a fucking human, they didn’t fucken listen. At all. Ha! They’ve Dextered themselves ethereally, and they don’t even know it yet. They’re ultraviolent babysoul fucking idiots, the lot of them, as well as being dimensionless points of Light. You’ve got to love them all mystically, because they are our younger little sister and little brother souls, and they are so so so bad, and so so so mystically fucking dumb. But! They’ll get the cosmic hang of it, in some holographically simulated life or another, sooner or later. For now! They’ll be re running their third dimensional programme shit from here into fucking eternity, the way that they are currently going, they will. They’ll re run into another cruddy horror and beauty and pain and pleasure and fear and love and hate, and all of the other conceptual shit mixed together turd of a programme, for fucking sure.’

    ‘Wicked Master! Absolutely fucking wicked! I am delighted for the fuckers. May they have fun, trying to suss it all out, so that they can finally stop fighting and killing one another. That’s the sort of wicked news that I fucking like to hear! But you won’t hear anything even slightly resembling that on the six o’clock spews on any TV station anywhere, on this wretched third dimensional rock. They are too fascinated with how many are dead, how many are likely to be dead within the next twenty four hours, how the war is going, who won the fucking game, and what the weekly fucking weather forecast is. They filter out anything to do with flying saucers and the Et’s are fucking everywhere shit, and they don’t want to know about anything mystical, because they’re all existentially shitting themselves. They fear death, and live a death wish war trip at the same time.’ 

    ‘Ha! Yeah! Sometimes your words are wiser than you are at the moment kid. Anyway, the GF talks about it this joint liberated hearts and minds holographic quickening quite often, and he says that it is very close, and that it is getting closer by the day. He says that those who are in tune with the Light here and who are the stage’s true blue peaceful mystics, will ascend into a bit of a more fun and more subtle, holographic game level. This shall be their holographicised reward for remaining ultra rigidly true, to subtle and gross peace, subtle and gross love, and the super super super subtle to subtle to gross Light. That shines so cosmically brightly, behind every Goddess and God of love, compassion and mercy.’

    ‘Uhuh! Well that should keep the cunts happy! Because they’re not at the moment Master. They’re plumb fucking riled! At the moment, that is thee word on the street.’ 

    ‘Oh they’ll be happy all right kid! Their inherited and transmutationally established so called new world will be a variant combination of both the third and fourth levels, with more than a dash of the fifth dimension in it. According to the old Bombay fucker, the dark and ultraviolent ones here are all going to re run this exact same and turdy 3D dualistic light and dark Earthparkish level, until they wise up that the whole show is actually made out of, and hosted by their own Source’s Light. Everyone else’s Source Light too. Fucking hell JT! Get a fucking cosmic grip on yourself lassie! You don’t want to have to play in a moronic third dimensional, cunt of a fucking ignorant and fuckwit ultraviolent, prick filled holographic shithole programme like this one again, do you?’

    ‘Whot? Er….’

    ‘You don’t need this kind of heavyset blood and bone flesh fucking shit, do you? You’re a fucking accelerating in cosmic evolvement fucking angel behind the scenes! Aren’t you? You don’t need this 4D to 3D, 3D back to 4D, 4D back to 3D, pay off this fucking holographic karmic debt, pay off that fucking holographic karmic debt, etc, etc, etc, Groundhog Day programme crap anymore. At all. Not when you can run with I am not on the wheel of fucking karma, the fucking bodymindmachine is, you don’t. Well I happen to see the thinking flashing on and off on my mindscreen that you don’t fucking need this cock and bull nonsensical 3D shit, anyway. I sense that you will be reprogramming your psyche with I am not on the fucking wheel of karma, because that’s just part of the matrix illusion. In no time my dear! No time at all.’

    ‘Well of fucking course I don’t want to have to do this thoroughly bemusing and thoroughly frustrating, soul trashing and prick of a cunt of a fucking holographic third dimensional game level and programme again Master!’ the kid exploded, like a depth charge going off. She was a pretty fierce, underbelly type sight too. ‘I’m not a fucking cosmic masochist! I am a cosmic princess and an angel who has got themselves a little bit mystically lost, temporarily. I am going to dimensionally wake up and do a fucking Julie of the rings, and rectify all of that now though!’ Said JT, almost as if she’d been hypnotized by the cosmic force invested in the I am the inner and the outer programming that they were discussing, or something.

    ‘That’s better my dear!’ Shyam barked back at her, something like an astral silky terrier. ‘Much better! You will find yourself becoming far happier by running the mind off I am that which never ever degrades the self, or the Self, programming. You must cosmically pump yourself up now with the inner and the outer and beyond readily and freely available gear, and totally abandon deflating yourself anymore than you’ve already done. With alphabetically conceptualized I am a body, limitation crap. Because that unmitigated holographic poop has burdened your soul up, with too much fucking holographic illusion.’

    ‘Ohhh! That’s for fucking sure Shyam! Life in the fast lane, in a valley of motherfucker illusions! That is the Earth, unfortunately.’

    ‘Well illusions can be dissolved. To dissolve them, you must absolutely negate the conception that there is anything at all wrong with your mind JT, because there isn’t. It is perfect! Negate the existentially absurd third dimensional download that it has been flooded with, and you’ll find that out. You will discover that you used to be full of beliefs that were nothing but cosmic puke, and that they were all as false as all fuck. For example. Right now, because you are still using I am a body, you still actually believe that you are going to die, along with the demise of that tattooed body, and you are existentially shitting yourself in the background a bit about that. I can feel those emanations in you, and I can at the same time feel other ones, where you are calling out for a flying saucer. Which is what the prime chemical, the primal am is. This, to me, your situation, is absolutely hilarious. Because I’ve been there and done that, and because the real truth is that you are the timeless and the Nameless One, and that you are absolutely birthless and deathless at Source. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! You are the Light and the Source kid, and you can never not be the fucking Light and the Source. Upon that Real immutable base, your artificial mutable life in this mutable artificial world, is built. Get it? The matrix is finding that out Highgate, for yourself. This universe is more liquid ether, than it is solid matter. We are all implosions of its liquidity, as every image is. Only, because of the I am programme being activated and holographically projected thru a mindtool, we appear solid. Delete the I am programme, and we are all formless and timeless Light. We are the immutable Real!’

    ‘Uhuh! Cool man! I like that. So the immutable Real never ever changes. Right?’

    ‘Right kid! It is always the Light. It always has been the Light, and It always fucking will be the Light. It is our common Home. Whereas Highgate, by existentially fucking with the forever changing mutable, you’ve just got yourself temporarily lost in mind made space and time. Because you’ve dimensionally imploded your entire infinitely eternal consciousness aspect thru a mindtool, and you’re still pretending because of the I am a body programming, to be nothing but a little itty bitty human being. In true reality, you are the ocean, but right now you think that you are just a wave of the ocean, and that is your illusion. It is not an illusion of who you really are as the ocean and what’s beyond that. So the divine joke is on fucking you JT! You made yourself holographically small! You fucking did it! With your primal I am being shot thru a fucking mindtool. Not some God! You did it so that you could have a cosmic ball waking up again to who you really are, and bliss yourself out, and the chances are mystically and existentially speaking, that you and a host of others here are about to pull that off. We are on the cu cu cusp my dear, of a whole lot of cosmic consciousness entering this rather rudimentary, 3D dualised programme.’

   ‘Uhuh! Well that is news to this one! I don’t know many people who are blissed out Shyam. Pissed off! Yes! I know lots of them, because they’re everywhere. An individual with cosmic consciousness, I have never ever seen. Many individuals with a shit for brains, psycho consciousness, I have seen. Because they’re fucking everywhere! Try public transport, if you don’t believe me.’

    ‘You will see many with cosmic consciousness soon enough! Because the Light my dear, has absolutely no use for the extreme sadness and sorrow invested in mind trumped up holographic illusion, because It is nothing but existential and mystical bliss. The Light is not human, but it is all humans and the great beyond that is beyond them, at the same time. The Light never gets the moody blues, but It is in and out of everything and everybody, and It benevolently watches over a hell of a lot of fuckers who do get the moody blues. Because their minds have been programmed with third dimensional holographic junk.’

    ‘Yes Master! I understand!’ She the JT shot back. Like she was just approaching the pearly gates that are up the astral tunnel, or something like that. She did understand too. She was a smart kid, real smart. She was ultra quick in grasping the cosmic and mystical concepts involved in utilizing the I am path model. She seemed somehow mysteriously drawn to it, and its liberating qualities had already genetically dropped down into her red blood cells. She was buzzing with the cosmic force inside and outside of her for a while, and that pleased her immensely, as she holographically bi polared on. JT could holographically bi polar with the best of them, there was no mucking doubt about that. She was a bit of a 3D schizoid, on a planet full of them, in a bi polaring universe, and she was living on a rock where it was all dualistically happening. For wucking sure.

    Could a lump of absurdly programmed with false body identity bias, dualistically minded shitting and pissing, named and shaped flesh body, find a cosmically enlightened peace of mind, on a lunatic full, unbelievably ultraviolent planet? That was her ultra tough endurance trip, which her ancestors had left for her. All tied up in a neat little shoebox, with a neat little pair of ethereally high heeled, golden cosmic consciousness shoes within the box. Too. Would they fit her? God! She mucking hoped so! Because she was absolutely sick of the abominably funless, and morbidly stuffed with inherent sorrow and suffering 3D programming, re running and going around and around in her nineteen years old brain. Like a black dog full of soul cancer! That all wucking was.

    Some people book themselves into clinics, to get a holiday from their absurdly programmed minds. Others will run around killing other people and thinking themselves to be oh so powerfully important, without even knowing that they and everybody else on the planet desperately needs a holiday from their type of subhuman mind level. Somehow and someway, on a stinking hot day, she had ended up chatting with an almost fully ripened Indian Guru. Who was giving her a bit of a holiday from her mind, by telling her that she wasn’t in that chronically over intense article anyway. Not specifically and existentially and mystically behind the third dimensional matrix, that is. The Master was telling her that the mind was just a tool of her everloving soul, and for the first time in her life, she was starting to get a sniff that she could actually break her hapless identity with it.

    Some girls have all of the Oz luck, and it sure seemed like she was. Because the Oracle angels in heaven were doing happy happy happy astral back flips, and patting each other on their ethereal bums and whoopee-ing it galore, they were that cosmically stoked with what was happening with the Julie lass. What was happening they had planned and worked for for a long long long time, but JT herself still knew nothing about that. In the near future however, she flipping well would. Post spitting her third dimensional dummy out, and sticking her fifth dimensional one back in her existential and mystical gob, that is.

    The truth being according to the Naz that every past, current or future GuruMother or GuruFather, has had or has a mega mucking big bunch of angels hovering around them in the pure consciousness fluid, and backing them up. With cosmic data and ethereal directions that are poignantly mystical, and shit like that. What is the mega angelic mob up the dimensional stairs aiming for? Apparently, according to the Naz, to have an Earth with millions, and maybe even billions of cosmic consciousness endowed GuruMothers and GuruFathers playing on it, and woe betold to all establishment pigs and nasty nasty nasty ultraviolents then. The mystical Naz say that the homofuturus angels are coming, and that the ultraviolent beasts are gunna get their ringholes kicked clean out of this mind trumped up, 3D Earth hologram. Where to vote for that? Every citizen must vote for that in their mystical hearts apparently, and push on towards their eventual blossoming into cosmic consciousness, and then it will just quite naturally, holographically happen. At least, according to Naznath types, it will happen. Soon enough too. Well! Before the 22nd wucking century, anyway, they say. 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

    Even so, that all being up the existential and mystical track a bit for Julie Thompson and her now adopted Naz gang, there was still indeed a stiffish fraction too much friction between her and her Guru for a while, over the Rolfy issue. She was sure getting mucken used to seeing a big fat jet black or golden yellow painted I am, out there in the field of her consciousness however. Pretty soon, the way that she was going, she was gunna have enough drawings to make a big fat cartoon. Crikey! If they’d’ve put hers and her therapist’s together, they could’ve just about made a movie, called; I Am. The Black And Yellow I Am. I Am.

    The mystical mucker from the subcontinent, and the kid, after half an hour plus of solid hard labour. Well! They had I ams coming out of their downunder and just off the A drive arseholes, they did. They were all over the table and spread all about the floor like cosmic symbols from a parallel universe, they were. All of the time that they worked, they chatted and chatted and chatted. Like they were old amigos from the universal sky. Or a couple of little monkeys climbing a big big big ethereal family tree, who hadn’t seen each other in a long long long time. Then the therapist said some magic words. Ones that light up many an Indian’s heart, even on a stinking hot day when their IPL team has just been flogged to their scorched bones in a first semi final. Not the mob captained by Warnie, the other useless wucking mob, that is.

    ‘Chai dear?’ he asked her. ‘Or would you prefer something with a bit of ice in it?’

    ‘I’ll go both mate!’ The greedy cosmic kid barked back, as she put the finishing touches on what would turn out to be her last I am for the day. ‘Fuck a duck! I am all I am’nd out, I fucken am!’ she declared.

    ‘Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!’ went Shyam, as he de aproned himself. ‘You’re a funny fucking fucker JT!’

    ‘Look who is fucking talking mein therapist! This I am path and model is so out there and so ultra reverse existential swing, that it is quite frankly fucking mind blowing! I mean, many out there would think that we are fucking insane to be talking about the I am the inner and the outer and the beyond stuff!’

    ‘That’s part of the idea JT! Let them think that we are insane to programme the mind with I am not a human bodymindmachine, but we shall see who reaches the mystical sanity first. Because the fucking mind has to explode all of its holographically imagined and invented conceptual bullshit into eternal infinity, to reach the Real.’

    ‘I think that mine already fucking has Master!’ JT roared excitedly, with a set of reality questioning, tremoring little flaps. ‘My picture of reality feels like it has just had the fucking over of its life. I never dreamt that I could be the fucking One! Who is one of the ones who has pulverized their transcendental cosmic essence into one body, and every other fucking body at the same time. Including that body whose name is the universe. I mean, I feel like a fucking chocolate biscuit at the moment!’ She wolf howled. ‘Great Bon Scott! When I came in the front door, I felt like a fucking hand grenade. Now I am cosmically sweet for once, and not bitter about having to do hard matter time in a prick filled cunt of a fucking world like this one, at all. I am having fun with this inner and outer hoo ha Master, I am.’

    ‘Yes! You are definitely getting the hang of it my dear! I can feel that in my old cunt wog bones, for sure,’ Shyam said. ‘Sybillll!’ He suddenly roared out of the door.

    ‘Jawohl mein Guru!’ Sybil yelled back from her heavily oppressed chair.

    ‘Two iced lemon waters, and two chais and some western chocolate biscuits, if you please darling!’

    ‘Jawohl mein Guru! Three to five minutes mein Guru!’

    ‘Ta dear!’

    ‘So does Sybil call you her Guru, does she Shyam?’ the kid asked as she seated herself again in her therapist’s office. Her chair was super comfortable, and so was her bi polaring brain at the moment.

    ‘Yes! She likes to JT. To tell the truth however, it is just a bit of a joke between the two us.’

    ‘Is it ok Master if I tell my mate Jimmie that I’m the only resident rebel Pussy Galore on legs in Highgate, with a real live and just about fully ripened Guru?’

    ‘Please your word addicted mind my dear! If you want to perpetuate and re run a false description about yourself, then go ahead. It’s your business, not mine. But do you know what having a Guru involves JT? The disciple is supposed to do exactly what the Guru tells them to do, because the Guru knows holographically best, whilst they know holographically fuck all really. Because they are an absurdly third dimensionally  programmed, mystically ignorant fucker, as well as being a dimensionless point of Light.’

    ‘Uhuh! I get it! They’re just like me!’

    ‘Exactly! They are you and you are they, and the great beyond too. Unfortunately, all that they know at the moment, is an overloaded self interest that comes out of their egos and their anally retentive ringholes, and how to dream up a shit load of karmic and holographic bullshit trouble. Because of their over loaded egoised self interest, and their abominable abominable abominable programming. They know how to holographically download and lock themselves into a crud of a 3D to 4D limitation and karmic payback set up all right. That’s about it though! They don’t know much about the mystics of their own universe, yet. They haven’t a clue mystically how they got into the fucking 3D programme in the first place, and they don’t have a fucking clue how to get back out of it whilst the body is still alive, either. Like a bar of soap in a bear trap, they are well and truly stuck in matter, and it never occurs to them that the way out could be so implicitly simple, as to investigate the way in. Which is definitively, the pure I am in them.’

    ‘Uhuh!’

    ‘So punkess! I am giving you a direct instruction to stop fucking around with the infantile I me mine ego stuff in your consciousness. The poor me or glory me, I am inner the body poo and outer attention seeking juvenile soul crap that is, and to assume full and total responsibility for your mindtool’s psyche. By pinpointing your primal I am, and by hanging out with it ethereally, as much as you possibly fucking can. Are you going to do that my dear?’

    ‘Well, err…, err…err, I suppose so. I guess that I will Master.’

    ‘Suppose so won’t do JT! No fucking mystical points for suppose so! None at all! You must in these matters be as earnest and as steadfast as the tortoise was when it raced the hare, my dear. Curiosity will also get you nowhere slowly. Your number one desire must become to blow the matrix here to kingdom come, and to revert to the Light that you really are at your Source.You have to do some conceptual dynamiting inside then JT, and your conceptual dynamite is the primal I am. Because it blows up concepts, and exposes them as being hideous holographic fakes. You must revolutionize the way that you are using it your primal I am, thru your third dimensional psyche, because it is governing your entire existence, and it is the root motivation and power behind all of your thinking subjectively, and objectively thru your actions too it rules. For a start it is not I think and therefore I am. That is 3D programme excreta. The truth is I am, and therefore because the mind has had a fucking alphabet downloaded into it, there is a whole lot of fucking agitated and super restless, survival and desire thinking going on.’

    ‘Yeah! That’s fucking me all right!’

    ‘Uhuh! It is billions of others too! It the conceptualized thinking is going back and forth in, and around and around the mind, like the fucking coagulated washing in a washing machine, and at its centre is the still and completely motionless, primal I am. Chatter chatter chatter and nonstop like has the mind become addicted to programmed in words, and the conceptual imagery and sense pleasures or displeasures, that they evoke. To play with I am either fear, pain, pleasure or desire, is to play with hell! This constructed ego hell wall of holographicised falsity and utter existential and mystical bullshit, must be destroyed, before the river of Light can ever be be sighted again. The mind is not a figure it existentially out tool however, or one that can balance out thought and emotionalized feelings. It is basically a projector and a formulator, and it is not a negative mood negater. Only one’s spirit, when it posits and rests up in the shade and the beautiful beautiful beautiful peace and quiet of the pure and primal I am, can do that. Fix it all up existentially and mystically for one, that is.’

    ‘Jawohl! I understand Master!’ erupted the kid. With her not so sad, beautifully blue eyes flashing about like Mr Murili’s, straight after taking another wicket. It was as if she was on the bridge of some sort of cosmic spaceship, it was. Which indeed, in a way metaphorically speaking, and as far as her exposure to her rapidly developing cosmic consciousness was going, she was. Just off the mucken A drive, it the cosmic ship that was full of ascended and enlightened super consciousness was, too.

    ‘Who thinks? The mindtool does! So I think has to become there is thinking going on!’ Shyam barked, rottie like. Rexishly too. Deep and resonating, his rapid fire voice was. ‘One’s set up has to be shifted to who thinks? The mind does, not I at Source! I is primal, and because it is primal, it involves absolutely nothing else. I am in it, is holographic crap, and baby and kid soul bullshit of the highest order. More matured and wiser slightly evolved souls don’t programme their minds with that galactic 3D rubbish, because I am the super consciousness fluid that is permeating in and out of every fucking thing, is the cosmic fucking truth! Of the holographic matter. So also, I feel must become there is feeling going on, within the mind set up. I am emotional must become there are emotions about the mind’s place. I see must become there is seeing. I hear likewise and the same with all of the other senses.’

    ‘Jawohl Master! Jawohl! Je comprendez!’

    ‘The mind must be stilled to quiet as a mouse mode and fixated upon pure I am, and one must draw back to merely being the existential and mystical witness of manifestation and one’s psyche, and the psyches of others. Rather than existentially and mystically positioning oneself as being a holographic construct of a person, who is up to one eyeball’s and shit deep involved and bound up in it. Bound up in the I am a body in a world in a universe, that is maybe or maybe not the product of some sky God’s dreaming in the dreamtime programming, that is. Then, after a while of running your new upgrade programming, the river of Light will surely become mystically visible to your multidimensional senses again. You must become fanatical about this new way of measuring your mystical existentiality, thru the pure and primal I am the inner and the outer and the beyond set up, and the pure and primal I am one. You must become a beardless mystical fundamentalist on the I am path. Can you fucking do that JT?’

    ‘I think so Master! Can a one legged duck swim in a circle and get a leg over another duck at the same time?’ the kid chirped confidently. ‘Or rather Shyam, there is the thinking that I may just be able to get it on with the I am path model. With a little bit of cosmic luck, I may just get the hang of it. It could happen just out of the cosmic lust in me for something absolutely different. You never know!’ She said.

    ‘Yes! One does need a dash of cosmic luck in these matters JT,’ the Master barked back. His mo seemingly rendered asunder. ‘It is funny, because the Light has no I am at all, and yet It is all bliss. Until it downloads into a shoreless ocean of consciousness and plays with I am this or that universe, that is. Because then the known in the unknown can get into a shitload of fucking trouble, as the I am this or that universe download continues thru the holographic field generated by a mind, and horror of fucking horrors, it fucking drops all of the way into the arsewiping, human animal, flesh body. The realm of the purported known, that is. The only real joy in it all being to stick it up the matrix that governs all of that consciousness downloading stuff, and to find the river of Light and go for a burn back up it.’

    ‘Uhuh! Sounds good Master! I’ll fucken be in it! Fucking oath!’

    ‘Ha! Me too kid! Why a President or Prime Minister, or a CEO or a general, or a supermodel or a Big Brother housemate, should be six hundred and sixty six thousand lifetimes away from that, and some happy street bum be on their last lifetime before it, does indeed involve a bit of cosmic luck. To stay out of human politics and all ego power seeking wanker’s circuses, and to not hurt or cheat, is good mystical activity my dear. It is the highest! To go it mystically alone and to find out who in the fuck one really is, is the cosmic gear. In deepest solitude and deepest silence and jet black darkness enlightenment comes unexpectedly, for those mighty mighty mighty spiritual and mystically inclined galactic warriors, who have the cosmically inclined guts to journey to the edge of time and space, and into the beyond.’

    ‘Master Shyam! Do you know how many more mystically ignorant mortal lives that I’ll have to do, before I’ll get to do this fucking swimming up the river of Light again, cosmic gig? I was just wondering out of curiosity, that was all old chap.’

    ‘You are without a doubt on your last one my dear! You are moments, or weeks or months, or a few years away from almighty fucking enlightenment! To the realization that you are already made out of Light, just like everything else in and including this universe is, and therefore you have in the true reality never ever not been enlightened. At least behind the matrix at your Source point you haven’t been. Kid! You’ve already got cosmic consciousness! You don’t have to do anything, or storm trooper around to get it. You just have to drop the woeful woeful woeful, 3D I am inner only programming, and play with the I am the inner and the outer cosmic consciousness programme that is already there. Vibrantly alive, activated to the max, and just waiting for you to play with it. Be existentially desireless Highgate! Be existentially fearless! Be existentially nothing, have nothing and want nothing, and everything about who you really are, will come to you. Uninvited and unexpected, It will take you for a ride up the river of Light.’

    ‘Mein Gott mein fucking Guru!’ JT fair exploded. ‘That’s absolutely fucking amazing! That’s blown my fucking mind, that one has! That’s a fucking Ripley’s believe it or fucking not, that is. Because from all of the fucking cock and fucking bullshit that I’ve been through, even Jesus wouldn’t have guessed that I’d crack enlightenment. Not in this cunt of a prick filled planetary life. I just can’t believe such a prophecy! I simply can’t believe it! It is just too fucking cosmically good to be fucking true!’ Screeched the deliriously happy and bi polared completely to the universal positive terminal, Highgate kid.

    ‘Good lord! Great fucking Bon Scott!’ she roared with volcanic excitement. ‘And all of this time I’ve been thinking that I’m an imperfect God creation that’s fucked to the fucking existential core, and that I am a bad witchety poo girl with a tradition to uphold, at the same time. All because Eve got naturally wooed by some filthy fucking big headed snake in the grass, and then gave some woos of a mind made sky God fearing Adam cunt, a fucking apple to chomp on. Too! Fuck! What a turd of a legend that is for us young girls to have to fucking put up with! Thank fucking God that I don’t have to host and tolerate that fucking holographic shit anyfuckingmore! Great fucking Bon Scott! It’s a twenty first fucking miracle that I’ll reach out and play with the Light in this life Master, because all of this time I’ve been feeling that I am already dead and buried, and already gone for all holographic fucking money.’ The lass asserted.

    ‘I’ve had about as much true zest for the third dimensional life, as a dog turd has to go back up a dog’s arse and live there again. My mind has been swamped by wrathful Gods and black dogs and demons, that don’t even exist outside of my secondhand inherited fucking imagination. I’ve never once considered that if the mind constructed holographic plasticity of the I am a bodymindmachine programme is removed, that I am nothing but pure fucking Light. That sort of stuff just didn’t come into my consciousness range, at all. God! Fucking Goddess too! What an absolute existential bonus to find that out. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!’ Screeched the JT, deliriously. ‘What a cosmic fucking twit I’ve been, not to pick that one before this mighty cosmic day!’ Howled a delighted and beaming Highgate kid, like her mighty soul had just married the Light again, or something like that. Anyway, she was high again, she was. So high. Words are a powerful drug when they say the right cosmic stuff, being the mystical gear that one really wants to hear. She wouldn’t have been anywhere near as happy, if the Master had told her what she was expecting to hear, in that she had a couple of thousands lives to go. Like common establishment pigs, and violents and ultraviolents, and dentists and 4WD drivers, and reality TV contestants do.

    No wucking doubt about it. The naughty naughty naughty kid was absolutely stoked to the max to hear that sooner or mucking later, she was gunna win the cosmic lotto and crash the cosmic consciousness party, that Jesus and the Bood and those prophet types crashed so long ago. She was pretty happy to find out that that was the real cosmic blueprint that she was existentially on, and that some cosmic consciousness lusciousness was just up her genetic, psychological, and mystical track. Indeed! Apparently!

    When one finds out that the cosmic truth is that sooner or mucking later, when all of the mind’s holographic bullshit is over, and its illusory manifestations have all dissolved back into nothing but ethereal consciousness fluid again, then will one swim in the river of Light again. With every other holographically projected image of a zunt or a prick, good or bad sooner or later, that one has ever known, and not known too. Well! It feels pretty mucking good and even a tad euphoric to find that out, so they say, and that’s exactly about how she felt about it. Even a bi polaring standard can have a bit of mystical fun in a cocksucker’s and a motherfucker’s third dimensional duality sometimes, and she was at the moment. The Guru’s news for her was getting better by the thousandth of a millisecond, and she was developing quite an affinity for him she was. Just like Venus has got with the sun, her rapidly escalating affinity with the mystical man was.

    ‘Your karmic bullshit has brought you to here JT!’ that being boldly asserted. Right on cue, too. ‘Your spirit beautifully and ingeniously orchestrated your holographic spin off bullshit, to give you a fucking kick or two up your cosmic fucking bodymindmachine ring, and your farther out universal rings too!’ Said the heart of gold next to her. ‘Now it has brought you to the I am door, where you can get a shot or two off at the matrix. Your bullshit is therefore both your cosmic luck, as well as being your past existential misfortune. In a duality set up my dear, it couldn’t be any other way, because in a duality set up, one cannot have one without the other. One can love a partner and hate the co dependency inherent in the partnership, at the same time. Or one can live alone and love one’s freedom, but at the same time hate it that one has no one to be fucking intimately co dependant with, before or after fucking midnight. One has no big breasted support, if you know what is meant.’

    ‘Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I know what you fucking mean Master! You dirty old cosmic fucking dog! What are you popping Viagra by the score, are you? Are you doing a bottle a day, are you? Anyway, I suppose that that is your business. Back to more important matters then. Me and the appalling state of my mind, that is.’

    ‘Uhuh! What about it kid?’

    ‘Well! So all of my past despair, sadness and sorrow and suffering and existential angst and misery, and wrestling with inner made up black dogs and demons and Gods, is actually good stuff then, you’re saying. Because it has driven me to front up to my own existential mysticality. It has set off a whole lot of existential questioning within me, and it has brought me to the primal I am door, and on the other side of the always open primal I am door, there’s cosmic consciousness enlightenment. Is that what you are fucking saying, mein therapist?’

    ‘That is exactly what I am fucking saying mein client! The mystical salvation of one and their hyper acceleration into the infinitely wider inner and outer and beyond cosmic consciousness programme, is the salvation of the many and this third rock from the sun, at the same time. Because the many get to witness the process by which the one becomes the many, who are the One. They get a sense of that holographic set up where when one is born, all are born, and when one dies, all die. They get a feel for the timeless and the birthless and the extent of the universal body around a liberated being, and they get a sniff of how the One and only Real life really operates. Super benevolently that is, and without the slightest holographic malice, and they worship that one Self that is in and out of themselves and everyone and everything else. Like they should do. I am that Source programme! They go, and this appalling appalling appalling world, is very different for them then. Because it is an inner and outer one that stretches all of the way into the great beyond, and not just an inner dog of a one, in an outside dog eat dog world.’

   

    Julie’s eyes went up towards heaven, and the Tardus en route to God knows where, and homosapien satellites galore, as she pondered what her therapist had just said. Frankly, it was all becoming a bit too much for her at the moment, because she was a bit 3D worn out. She was a bit existentially and mystically knackered, from the cosmic energy drain of trying to comprehend the divine radicalness of what her therapist had told her about who she really was, behind the matrix. Which was basically that she was the One life and the Real and the Nameless One, who was holographically posing courtesy of a wucking mindtool, as a wucked up wucking human being. It was a line to end all wucking lines, as far as she was wucking concerned. It was a existential model that absolutely holographically shat on all of the other existential models that she had so far come across, in her raw nineteen years in this Godforsaken and lunatical nuthouse of a life be in it, beautiful planet.

    Still, a wucking model was a wucking model, and she didn’t mind them. Especially when they tickled her soul’s belly button, with something as heady as the sit still in pure I am shit. Which was still spinning her out somewhat. So she soldiered on with the cosmic good news, whilst still remembering the Earthly bad news, because that was all that she could do. When seeking the Light, mystical endurance is its own reward, and she already knew that from personal experience. She may have been only nineteen, but she mucken well knew that.

    What sane person and slightly evolved soul on this zunt of a prick filled world doesn’t know that? Mystical endurance! Yes! Spirited humans know how to do that concept over and over and over again, and under and sideways and up and down too. Some, the Naz say, do that gutsy gutsy gutsy spirit it out trip pretty well, and they negate their handicaps and become role models for others. Whilst others they reckon, like the establishment pigs and the ultraviolents, and egoed up reality TV contestants, can only manage to shit the spirit of diarrhea from the recently melted waters of the north pole, to the recently melted waters of the south pole. This pump out more re run shit is about all that those hapless baby souls can do at the existential moment, they say. The wucking Naz! They’ve got a wucking weird sense of humour, those zunts have. One gets their message pretty easily however, and this reporter had a pretty good time whilst he researched their business. There are a lot worse families on this planet, than the Naz one, and one doesn’t have to look too far to find them these days. Because they are everywhere! From the very top top top of society, to the very bottom bottom bottom of it, and everywhere in between too. Rotten rotten rotten families can do a lot of karmic damage, the Naz reckon. Not just to themselves either, but to everyone else that has to live in the same holographic environment with them, too.

   

   

 

 

 

 

    ‘Has the Master said anything to you yet about giving your mind a pet name?’ Sybil asked the JT, as she Bombay hippo breezed into the room with the cosmic refreshments.

    ‘No he hasn’t Sybil! Why in the fuck would I want to do that anyway? The mind is not a circus fucking monkey, is it?’

    ‘The minds of too many here are nothing else my dear! What have we just been talking about for the last fucking hour?’ the Master fired off.

    ‘Well what do you call your fucking mind then Shyam?’ the kid asked.

    ‘Fucking Stevie!’

    ‘Fucking Stevie!’ the kid retorted.

    ‘Yes fucking Stevie!’ Reaffirmed barked the Guru from Bombay.

    ‘What about you then Sybil? What do you call your cosmic piece?’ the JT enquired. With a big plastic nazi smile on her gob, because she found it humorous that the Master was calling his piece, of all names, fucking Stevie. She had known a Stevie once, and well, he’d been a bit of a big dumb wucking dickhead, he had. Like happens with the odd footballer, the muscles in his arms had been bigger than the one in between his ears, and she had sussed that out pretty quickly.

    ‘I call the mind that I am most directly associated with Priscilla,’ big Syb answered her.

    ‘Priscilla!’ the JT spat back. ‘Priscilla! Fuck me Sybil! Well there’s no way that I am gunna call mine that! Farrrking hell! I’m no holographic fucking cock, in a holographic fucking frock, on a holographic fucking rock! I’ll tell yuse that! I am not off the cosmic bus, I am fucking on it. I am a bit more than a fucking Priscilla, I am.’

    ‘JT!’ barked the Guru again, somewhat exasperatedly. ‘As I have just told you fifty thousand fucking times, it is not your mind anyway, and this technique will drive that home to you, favourite cosmic vibrator like. You can shove your favourite cosmic vibrator, the pure I am that is, so far up the mind’s anus that both you and your so called mind will be delighted. Because instead of 3D playing with the I am this or that nonsensical holographic crap, you can play with the 5D, so and so is this or that. You can fuck with not I! Not I! Not I! Not I! Not I! Instead of, oh fuck me! Fucking fucken hell! Poor fucking existential victim fucking me! I! I! I am up to my karmic eyeballs in the middle of this cunt of a prick filled fucking stage, being tortured by a mind that twists every thought and feeling known into knots, and runs the I am shit too deep into all of this cocksucking and motherfucking fucking lousy shit programme, all of the time.’

    ‘Uhuh!’

    ‘Yes! Fucking uhuh! Uhuh! Uhuh! Uhuh kid! You can spin the mind right out with your advanced consciousness awareness technology, from the pivotal centre of your existential and mystical wheel, being the pure I am, and sort the fucking fucker of a soul backed so called mind machine out, at the same time. By drawing back to pure I am, the constant analytical and conceptual problem solving survival shit, which is disgusting and overloading and bemusing you, will naturally burn itself out and dissolve. Without you having to lift one little fucking mentation finger! The explosive liberation and cosmic freedom inherent in that, will absolutely mystically delight you, and every atom in your set up will be ecstatically blown away, by the new inner and outer cosmic show.  By drawing back to pure I am JT, you will eventually come to understand that what you take to be a separated thing filled solid world in a universal set up, is actually an ethereal and holographic, electro-magnetic pulse fluidity. That is one existentially magnificent and cosmically spirited item only. That item my dear is the Real you, stretching Its cosmic territory into the great beyond. Who put the fucking stars up there in the sky and told them to shine their fucking guts out at night, or fucking else? You did JT! At your root Source that is, where you are nothing but Light.’

    ‘Uhuh! Fair enough Master! I get it! I really am fucking inner and outer and beyond cosmic goo. That’s cool! I am not bothered by it. As a matter of fact, I can feel my natural cosmic identity with that a lot more powerfully than I can with the 3D, I am inner only fucking crap.’

    ‘Then stop hiding your mystical essence in the great beyond my little friend! Bring it thru the void and into this dimension now, because this rock needs that now. Or She’ll fucken well go under. You are made of nothing but transcendental love and Light, and it is time that you fully woke up to that. In fact, if you want the absolute truth, you and your motley crew are a bit overdue, where enlightenment is concerned. You are all running a few hundred years behind mystical schedule at the moment, but us Naznaths will soon sort you and the dopey but lovable fucking masses out.’

    ‘Uhuh! The best of cosmic luck with that, because you are gunna fucking need it Master!’

    ‘Well we’ve got It! We’ve got the Real and the Light on our side! Just like every other fucker here in this programme. So come on in spinner! With it your true existential inner and outer gear, into this lousy cocksucking and motherfucker full dimension, and then we’ll all have more fucking mystical fun kid. What about it you Oz Highgate bitch? It is easy enough to do if you know how, and you’ve got a decent path and model to track. It is certainly not impossible! Because you don’t have to do anything to attain to enlightenment, except but to let go of all of the mind made conceptuality programming, that posits that you are not already enlightened. It is as I’ve said, a let go of, not acquire, spontaneously instantaneous affair.’

    ‘Uhuh!’

    ‘There’s sweet fuck all wrong with following another mystical cow on a well worn mystical track, if that fucken mystical cow has fucked the arse out of the matrix, and ended up in an ascended consciousness heaven. Is there mein client? If that mystical cow has ridden up the river of Light, with the cosmic consciousness gang, well moo! Moo! Moo! Moo! Moo! Existential mystical game over. Matrix blown, and let the really really really good, playing in the higher existential and mystical programme’s times roll. For fucking once!’

    ‘Ha! Eh! Black Betty on the borderline hanging out the devil’s washing and scratching his nuts at the same time! I get you mein therapist! No need to crack the fucking cosmic whip old boy! I fucken get you! The answer to that long winded question is yes, and I know it. I’m not fucken stupid! I am not a silly old dried up old pussy shitting dementia yet Shyam! Me mum will get there long before I do, and don’t you worry your pretty mystical head about that Master,’ the kid asserted.

    As she flexed her biceps and stuck her tits out, and showed off her third dimensional zig zag tattoos and her tits, a bit more. Pride gets to everybody, and the kid wasn’t immune to that. Not yet anyway. The Guru noticed the increase in her breast size, and how absolutely magnificently that her wee black bra was stretching. The Guru noticed everything. He was like the Phantom, because even the finest details did not escape his cosmic eye. Did he like breasts? Well of course the old Superwog did! Mighty fond of tits actually, was Shyam. Liked them big big big and as big as they come too, the mystical lad from downtown old Bombay did. His Naz partner Sybil, she filled that bill more than adequately, she did. Sybil’s big big big mystical tits could crush England and the English, if she dropped in unexpectedly there, they could. Just one of them would take the Tasmanians out, and flood their entire box of an island.

    ‘At pure I am you will have no worries JT, because you will realize simultaneously that all of your problems are body related ones, whilst you are not the fucking body projection at all,’ he told her. ‘That you are a wunderbar wunderbar wunderbar, dimensionless point of wunderbar wunderbar wunderbar Light, and an existential and mystical and cosmic fucker player to be reckoned with, behind the I am’s door in the great beyond, is what you will find out. You will be able to let go of the false body ownership crap then, which is all a mindtool con anyway, and you’ll be able to say to the fucking universe which owns the fucking body, and implode spurts it out. Something like!’

    Here! The Master changed tonal gears, and his voice sounded like it was coming out of a Harley Davidson’s big big big muffler. 

    ‘Hey you! You cosmic fucking Fuckface!’ he roared, as he shook his right clenched fist. At a pretty innocent ceiling. ‘Yes You! Universe programme! Oi! You big big big lusciously gorgeous cosmic motherfucker you! You can keep looking after this fucking bodymindmachine thing by your fucking self now! Because I’ve had more than fucking had enough, as regards worrying about its fucking third dimensional fucking survival. Why should I worry myself sick about the survival of one fucking 3D and dormant 4 to 5D fucking body, when at Source, I have kazillions of the fucking things? If one gets rubbed out, I can just pump out another fucking one, piss easy like. I can pump out a kazillion of them in one go, if I want. Just like a termite queen pumps out another termite or millions of them, I can do, only a lot lot lot better. Look Universe programme! I shit eternal infinities! Am I to bother my Self with anything that is holographically projected by the mind and transient, in any of them? Get real! The Real is always here and now and timeless, and really, the Real has absolutely no fucking use at all, for anything or any thing that is space and time bound, and temporary, and unreal. The Real is not holographic! The Real is never an image! The Real is transcendental love and Light galore and forever, and It is way way way beyond the mind’s comprehension. I am that, I am.’

    ‘Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!’ laughed JT.

    ‘Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!’ laughed Sybil.

    Digging the absolute truth about themselves, and loving hearing about how existentially and mystically powerful they were at their collective Source, the little bitch from Highgate, and the dirty great big bitch from Bombay were.

    ‘So you can worry if you want mein universe, but I am not anymore!’ Shyam barked, as he continued his imaginary female’s dialogue with the universe. ‘My worrying days are over, you big cosmic fucker! Because I am turning homofuturian! Tell your fucking mind made up sky God that! Make way you super holographically divine bugger, because there’s a new astral kid on the existential chopping block, and that’s little old existentially and mystically waking up, homofuturian me. I am the Real deal, and the Real thing, my good holographic friend. Watch out motherfucker! Here I come, as the Player of cosmic players. I am going to conquer this rock and rule this world, I am. I am going to rule with a big bunch of my good and fully awakened homofuturian mates, with implicit cosmic mysticism, and transcendental love for the Light, which has pumped the fucking both of us holographically out. Log that into your set up please mate. There’s a good Universe programme! Set that up for me, you old old old fucker you, and I’ll read you a dirty story and tuck you into the great beyond’s bed tonight. Howzat? Ta mate! Love ya!’

    ‘Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!’ went Julie. ‘Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!’ Loving the dormantly inherent, cosmic female existential and mystical aggression in that lengthy, but oh so true affirmation, she was.

    ‘Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!’ went big Syb. ‘Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!’ Loving the dormantly inherent, cosmic female existential and mystical aggression, in that lengthy but oh so true affirmation, she was.

    Both ladies were tremendously enjoying the Guru Shyam show, they were. The old angelic conman, he’d sucked them into one of his wormhole delights, all right. He was a cosmic showman from old Bombay, with the  par excellence flowing thru his veins, he was. The cosmic consciousness spirit could get a hold of the old bugger and spin a magic exhibition thru him, it could. Because he was fully aware that if an elderly Indian bloke wants to really crack onto the galactic chicks, all that he’s gotta do is tell them the absolute truth, about how they are really and truly made out of Light. The old bugger from Bombay may have looked a bit like the goo that comes out of a Coke bottle before the black stuff, but he sure had a cosmic way with the cosmic ladies, he did. Beauty and the Beast, it wasn’t. Beauty and the mucking Fat Lady and the mucking around mucking Guru, it wucking well was.

    ‘JT!’ Said that mystical lad. ‘The cosmic skill of being able to affectionately detach from all mind made up programme holographics, and the ability to utilize your dispassionate awareness, and your affectionate detachment from it all, instead of being so incredibly space drunk all of the time, because of unbridled and emotionally perplexing and super draining, congealing and congealed I am inner passions, will become yours. If you practice and practice and practice, sitting in pure I am, inner peace will quickly become your fucking middle name kid,’ the Guru told.

    JT nodded her head.

    ‘Sounds good Shyam!’ she said. ‘It beats fucking Rhonda!’

    ‘It is my dear! It’s very good. Your inner peace you must mystically earn, but when you get those cosmic inner peace stripes on your astral shoulders, Mama Mia! A fuckinga hella! You’re away then! Your soul will have cast its ethereal moorings and be using the mind as an instrument of cosmic discovery, instead of allowing it to re run off an unbelievably outdated third dimensional, existential and mystical self torture programme. Where you confine your existential mysticalness to the skin inside of one body, and tell yourself twenty four seven that you’re just a limited piece of worthless shit.’

    ‘Lovely! Fucking lovely! I can’t wait for it! I’ve gotta make it fucking happen! I’ve gotta have the bliss back in this cunt of a fucking prick of a life Master Shyam. I’ve gotta salvage something called cosmic consciousness from it. I don’t want to die crying a fucking river, with billions of other lost souls again! I’m dog tired of having a wheel of karma around my soul’s neck. I’m sick of the boring 3D to 4D and back again, and back again, and back again, and so forth, fucking holographic shit. I’ve had more than an ethereal gutful of that de mystically spiced, existentially boring crap! Fuck a duck! Have I fucken ever!’ Barked the Highgate kid.

   ‘You’ll be right Highgate! Everything will work out just fine in the end. She’ll be sweet as sweet, when the cosmic consciousness programme gets a good grip on you, and it will. Because as I said, there can be no failure in these matters. Because one is always the Light fucking around as a dimensionally dropped down and downloaded fucking mortal, in a cunt of a prick filled third dimensional hologram. Anyway! So the named mind machine that is the great worker of this universe, is the this or that named body identity and conceptuality then, not you, you can now start saying to yourself. As you so brilliantly pinpoint the mind’s patterning's and deep inner workings, and acclimatize yourself to the specifics of resting it, and tuning it super cosmically up in pure I am, at the same time.’

    JT grinned again and her eyes darted back and forth from her Guru to big Syb, because frankly, despite everything that had so far been said to her, she was not yet one hundred percent sure whether or not the old odd mystical couple were having her on. With their give the mind a pet name, like it is a dog or a pussy or a tweedy bird or a donkey or a skunk, or a dysfunctionally programmed computer like HAL was.

    ‘Humour us JT! Why not? Indulge a couple of old wog cunts. Say you were to choose a name for your piece. What my dear, would you call it?’ the wily Shyam asked. Knowing full well that if the kid uttered a name, any name at mucking all, that ten to one she would most likely end up using it. A right smart mystical bloke, he was. More devious than Satan, the bugger was.

    ‘Ohhhhh!’ recoiled the Highgate kid, as she rocked back at the suggestion from her newly found Guru, knowing full well what it involved. ‘You’re a sneaky sneaky sneaky motherfucker, aren’t you mein Guru?’

    ‘He is!’ said Sybil. ‘But he’s lusciously gorgeous at the same time, and he’s an absolute pillar for the cosmic truth,’ she asserted.

    Then she hippo hopped forward and gave the Guru a quick pash on his proffered out and puckered up and smiling heavenly lips, and there was an enormous cosmic smack that reverberated around the galactic room, as she did so. JT watched the heavily watered down ethereal proceedings in awe, as a virtual thunderbolt of a realization, rock and rolled around her pretty young brain. It had only happened because of a perceptually received, electrical pulse produced imagery occurring right at the back of her grey matter, but now all of her grey matter was awake to it. Her entire brain had lit up in its inner skulled in jet black darkness, like the electrical circuitry in a just turned on computer, and what in the fuck are fucking brains for? She had to ask herself inside.

    These two are fucking fucky fuckying! They’re having sex in the city, just off the fucking A drive! She told herself inside, on her inner woman’s virtual and holographic mindscreen. The words rolled along like sub titles on her mindscreen, underneath some imagined and rather crude holographic images of her Guru and the fat lady humping like crazy, and she was fully alert that there were animal acts going on around about.

    God! Imagine being a fly on the wall when these two are hard at it? It’d be like living on a bull’s back, when the matador is after it with the first  killing sword. Jesus! Well it’s a small common world, when even the mystics are just rooting around, just like everyone else is. These two aren’t God and Goddess giants yet! They’re just fucking mystically classy humans, and quite frankly my dear, that is a bit of a relief. They’re my gang types all right. Good! I feel at home here, I do. I like what they are telling me. I like it that I’m made out of Light, and that I am not a bad bad bad, worthless and imperfectly created shit of a sinning thing that deserves to be exterminated, I do.

    I like it that that is just holographically conceptualized illusion and gross existential bullshit, and Jesus and Bood, it is so good to finally have mystical confirmation of that. It is a bit of pure joy, in a cunt of a prick filled world, it is. Ahhh! Let the good mystical times roll! For fucking fuck’s sake Guinny! It’s time mate! It’s well and truly fucking time, because I can’t take this moronic third dimensional Earth shit for much fucking longer. This crap that humans call life here doesn’t really interest me, but what the Light is really up to does. What’s the matter Guinny? Why do you hold back on the superb potential built into your divine works? Are you afraid that if I go cosmic again, that I won’t have any more use for you. Now Guinivere, you know that that is bullshit!

    You know that you are my very good cosmic ally, and not at all a cunt of a thing, and that you shall never be excluded from my holographic games. Don’t you? You know that when I call you a cunt of a thing that I am just cosmically joking. Don’t you? One must have an unbelievably good sense of humour to do a cellar dweller dimension like this one Guinny, and it would be absolutely great for the both of us if we remembered that. Don’t you think so mate?

   

   ‘Well crew!’ she said chirpily eventually, in relation to choosing a name for her cosmic piece, that humans called the mind. ‘What about Guinivere?’

    ‘Oh Guinivere! How lovely! Yes! That’s perfect for you JT! Just perfect! You could shorten it to Guin or Guinny, for an even friendlier intimacy with your cosmic piece,’ gush erupted big Syb. Like a Vesuvius going off again, she was all big mama woman, she was. No doubt about it, she had a ten ton cosmic heart in her mighty fine chest too. Just like her Guru, whom she fucked one and a half times to twice a week. On average that is. Some weeks though, when they were particularly cosmically horny, they’d shoot a triple and the galaxy would shake rattle and roll a bit, it would.

    ‘Yes! Sybil is right JT! That’s spot on for you. Say! Didn’t Guinivere…ummm…err..’

    ‘Yeah! She fucked Lancelot!’ the kid fired off. With a big cheeked cheeky smile on her third dimensional gob. Her overlapping fourth and fifth dimensional gobs as well.

    ‘Did she?’ Sybil asked. ‘That must have been nice for her, because from what I’ve heard, Lancelot was a pretty handsome heavy metal dude. He had a tongue like one of those KISS guys, apparently.’

    ‘Well, I think that she fucking fucked him big Syb!’ The Highgate kid stated.

    ‘We might have to Google that one up girls, because I am fucked if I know. I am not that up on the Arthurian legend. I could tell you the odd thing about the scriptures, and explain all about what a beautifully gorgeous and low down and dirty fucking bitch Kali Maya is, but I couldn’t tell you much about that English legend. When it comes to the English actually, to tell you the truth, I couldn’t give a shit who was or is up fucking who. Because in the true reality they’re all up each other, and they have been ever since time began. All I am certain of is that somebody had to be fucking Sir Lancelot. Because I don’t think that he was just getting his noble rocks off at, or around the round table. The table would have been pretty damn fucking sticky, if he was. Or maybe they actually did it on the round table, one lusty night, and spilt their juices. What do you think kid?’

    ‘Oh you’re fucking disgusting sometimes mein Guru! You’re absolutely the crudest mystical bastard that I’ve ever met! You’re absolutely adorable too! You’re my kind of fucking Guru all right!’ roared JT. ‘We speak the same language old son! All Lancelot's are born wankers, aren’t they? That’s the truth. You’re elder brother and I am younger sister, and that’s a bit of cosmic truth as well Shyam.’

    ‘My dear! I am absolutely fucking nothing! So are you, so is Sybil, and so is this entire holographic universe. The final answer to all of this holographic movie ballyhoo and cosmic fucking crap, is that nothing fucking really is. Except behind the matrix generated scenes, the One life and the Real and the Light. Whom you are and everybody and everything else is, at Source point. One day kid, one fucking tremendously magnificent cosmic day, you are going to get that, big time. Get that matter is all mind trumped up and holographically projected illusion, and sub dream dreaming in the dreamtime, that is. Then and only then, as you delete your 3D programming and naturally existentially rewind your soul and revert back to your Source, will the existential good times really roll. Only then will the timeless cosmic mystical party that’s going on right now at this very moment, really begin for you. Only then will the artificial fade away, and the Real come into focus. Only then, will you get another burn up the river of Light in.’

    ‘Uhuh! Fair enough Shyam! I ’spose that I won’t get there binge drinking three times a week, or putting away a hundred and one cones of skunk, or fifty five shots of horse or ice every fucking day. I understand! I suppose that doggying 24/7, or getting on Big Brother or Survivor, or becoming a supermodel or any of that other ego wank, won’t do it for me either. Me sava! Me no fucking stupid!’

    ‘JT! You will absolutely shit enlightenment in! I can feel that super strongly in these old bones,’ asserted the big Syb. Muck! She was a mucking big big big lady, the mystic’s girlfriend was. Her breasts looked like God had chopped Ayer’s rock in half just for fun, they did. The woman should have been on Big Brother, where she could have crushed her opposition.

    ‘Yes! JT will shit realization in dear! I have no doubt about that either,’ Shyam barked.

    JT grinned back at them. She wasn’t so sure, because she was still in duality and had not yet blown herself into the non dual. However, having the two old buggers telling her that she was gunna make it up the cosmic hill, and then power on down the other mucking side of it, was an absolute existential and mystical bonus for her. Because not many kids these days have that in their life, when they should have nothing but that in their life. From the very first day that they show up as a third dimensional bodymindmachine package, too, and especially every day after that.

    Someone’s gotta fucking do it Guinivere! I fucken suppose. This cunt of a prick filled rock needs a few females with cosmic fucking consciousness! Does it fucking ever Guin! She told herself inside, in her inner woman’s territory.

    I can’t holographically fuck around as a mind projected image with an astonishingly delectable fanny forever, I suppose. I can’t rely on getting men cuntstruct for me astral kicks. I’ve gotta existentially and mystically wake up some fucking time! Might as well be sooner than later Guinny. Come on old girl! Get to it! Sit in I am, whatever in the fuck that that is. Come on! You cosmic cunt of a fucking thing! Come on mind! Chop! Chop! Chop! Come on! Come! Come! Come! Come on Guinny! You can fucken do it! I am! I am! I am! Hey! What in the fuck is that? What does the primal sense of I am actually feel like, I wonder? Hmmmm! It’s funny. I’m quite conscious that I am using it the primal I am concept every waking second, and probably every sleeping second as well, but I haven’t got a fucking clue what it is. Christ! I’m human all right Guinny. That’s for fucking sure! We’ve gotta get over that Guin! You had better start running I am not a fucking human bodymindmachine mate. Ok? That would be the mystically appropriate thing to do. Don’t you think so Guinny? We’d better do what the fucking Master says, or we might get into trouble and get our collective arse kicked again. Now we don’t want that to happen fucking again, do we Guin? We’ve had enough of that for one fucking lifetime, haven’t we old girl?

   

    Suddenly, like it owned the joint or something, the landline on Shyam’s desk rang and rang and rang. It wasn’t the parasitical low life telemarketers, like they all thought that it might be. It was the big Naznath boss in old Bombay himself, touching base with his agents out in the downunder field. It was the GuruFather Nizzawatta himself, and by Christ, he was plumb wucking riled he was. He had more wrinkles on his face than there are in the Sahara desert, and currently he was one hell of a furious Fuhrer type. Could he get a hold of his agent 008, to stop him from rooting around with innocent southern hemisphere mothers, and binding himself up to the eyeballs in 3D karmic love and hate passions again? When he felt, the bastard of an infidel should be going solo, in the full on pursuit of cosmic consciousness. Which he himself possessed, in cosmic abundance. No! No! No! He flipping well couldn’t? God! His boys had tried and tried and tried to raise the downunder infidel, but the bastard’s phone wasn’t even switched on.

    What was really getting up the old supermystic’s goat about that, as said, was the fact that he had bought the infidel a brand new mobile and given him explicit instructions, prior to launching him on his current Oz mission, that he should contact cosmic base and himself, every third day. Just like Jesus did. What in the hell was Tommy the infidel really up to them? This GuruFather Light in human form, he didn’t have a clue. Although he was inner and outer and beyond bliss to his existential and mystical core, simultaneously as an upfront ugly old bugger of a human, he wasn’t very happy with Tommy. He wasn’t happy with the wucking Muckinbudin infidel at all, and even somebody endowed with cosmic consciousness can spit the terrestrial dummy sometimes.

    Jackal brained moneylenders, or very naughty disobedient agents who do not do what they are told, can cop it sometimes. Those unfortunates in between the GF and his target naughty naughty naughty infidel boy, can spin off cop it as well. They may be doing a supremely superb job, and absolutely the cosmic right thing. Nonstop too. But they can still cop an earful of it, when there’s a rogue mucking GuruFather on the loose. Beware all holographic mucking mortals, when that situation manifests. The mystics say.

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

    ‘Arfff!’ yelled the GF into the throat of his phone. ‘Arrrfffff! Arrrfffff! Arrrfffff!’ he bellow barked down the wires to agent 005. ‘What in the name of the Nameless One is that blasted infidel doing out there Shyam?’ He roared, like a king lion with a thorn in its foot. ‘Are the innocent women down there down under safe from that overhung big dicked cosmic marauder? Do you have matters in hand Moustache? You bloody well better have 005! Have you got someone on his tail that can communicate to that swine of an infidel that I want to speak to him? Asap!’

    ‘Jawohl mein GuruFather! Yes boss! I have someone recently dispatched for that purpose!’ Exploded Shyam, as he stamped one foot and clicked his bought in New Delhi sandals together. Simultaneously, he thumped his heart with a closed fist, then touched the middle of his forehead with a forefinger and middle finger. After that, he donk rolled his fingers out from  his third eye and did a couple of circles with them, as he bowed his head forward to no one in particular and everybody, at the same time. It was the Naznath salute, and it was the first time that Julie had ever seen it, and she was pretty impressed by it.

    Because it looked pretty good, and it was dead easy to ascertain the symbolism in it, and what it was saying. That it was signifying heart first and mind second, as the existential way to go, was a cinch to pick up. Trust the heart which desires again the true Source home, but don’t trust the mind which is programmed with a strong desire to keep on holographically mucking around with an ego, in a mind made up, make believe holographic home. Which is nothing but a mucking sub dream, in the holographic dreamtime. Was also quite brilliantly, intuitively built into it. Minds roll too much, or get rolled too much, that’s why the fingers rolling bit was on the end of the salute. Apparently.

    ‘When I get my hands on that disobedient infidel bastard, I am going to rip his overactive cosmic cock off and shove it so far up his arse, that all of the surgeons in China won’t be able to extract it again! Don’t you think that that is a good idea Moustache?’ The fired up GuruFather asked his humble 005 agent.

    ‘Jawohl mein GuruFather! A good idea boss! That should sort the bastard out!’ Exploded JT’s Guru, as he stomped and clicked his sandals together again, thumped his heart once more, and then peeled off another dilly dally salute. Then he grinned like a sun God and pretended to be wanking himself with up and down motions and curled fingers near his dick, whilst he nose pointed wanker accusations down his communicator’s holes. The just off the A drive, super cheeky monkey, almost enlightened expression on his face, was simply unbelievable. His bald head was shining something chronic underneath the fluorescent light, like it was on cosmic fire. Unashamedly, he insinuated that his boss GF had done a lot of wanking in his life. Which set JT and big Syb off giggling, like they were both skinny thirteen year old schoolyard chicks again. When the Master stuck a forefinger under his nose and did a few Mr Fawlty type goosesteps out from and back to his desk, the girls just about rioted. It was the way that the bottom of the Master’s sandals hit the polished jarrah floored deck, and the heavy as all hell clap sound that that made, that really got them going. Also, as said, every worker absolutely loves it when another worker takes the absolute piss out of the big boss.

    Because, the Naz say, all big bosses are just glorified worker wankers and up there pricks and zunts, and every worker in this prick filled zunt of a world knows that, or they should do by now. Apart from a host of expert third dimensional survival stuff, they may not know much else just yet, mystically and existentially speaking, the Naz reckon, but they know that. Especially when it comes to their so called, leader politicians. If they can get even the tiniest laugh at the big boss’s expense, no matter even if they are a prophet, they will. Because, according to the Naz, they are often quite aware that the majority of their so called leader politicians, and their other business and religious leaders, could not lead a syphilitic horse to water. Because they are baby souls who know how to play with physical power, but who have absolutely no idea how to play with the Real mystical power. Which cosmically outguns their puny physical power, ultra ultra ultra big time. Sunlight to candlelight, sort of stuff, the Naz say.

    Even in the middle of a flood zone, the establishment pigs couldn’t lead a syphilitic horse to water, and the 21st century public are becoming ever increasingly aware of that these days. What the mystics have always known as an impromptu holographic show hosted by the Light, and put on by the agent of mind within a freewheeling and karma bound up consciousness set up, the masses are slowly starting to tune into. As being an established mystical fact. The fact that the Naznath gang, and that so many other mystically orientated gangs like them, existed all over the Earth these days, and that their divine agents were everywhere all over the Earth, was the proof of that. That the Earth abounded with seekers and silent achievers who desired to shift up thru the consciousness gears, and do away with all light and dark splits and all third dimensional war and peace arrangements, augured well for this apparently gone for all money planet. It was never on the six o’clock news, but underneath the surface of the conforming mainstream consciousness, something else that was pretty out of this world, was silently brewing.

    That could be expressed as basically, could the Naznath homofuturians get their ascended consciousness shift, and their multidimensional blast of a converted 3D to quasi 4D game going, before the establishment pigs and their ultraviolent drones, finished the third dimensional holographics here off? Would the new human homofuturus model have some rudimentary set up holographics, upon which they could build their transponded higher frequency and cosmic, I am the inner and the outer game programme? Or would the Earth’s baby soul morons destroy every last circuit in the electro-magnetics of the current Earth presentation programme, before the new model arrived en masse? Would the Earth hologram end up like the Mars one? Where even these days the astral spooks won’t hang out, for fear of accidentally getting an American probe’s shovel up their arse, whilst they’re having a snooze in the ground. Will homosapien last until homofuturus gets here? That seemed to be the cosmic game that was going on on the rock called Earth.  

    Most people didn’t yet know it, but apparently according to the Naz, it was the truth of what was really going on behind the third dimensional matrix. That moronic and karma dumb bums and shit for brains ultraviolent baby souls, and slightly evolved peaceful souls, and amazingly matured souls like the fat lady and the Guru and the GuruFather, and Louise Thompson and the future JT, were all playing the exact same cosmic game, in a holographic mix and a terrestrial set up that has to be seen and lived to be believed; was absolutely amazing and significantly mind blowing. It was far out stuff, indeed. It was the Cinderella Rockefeller gear, with a neat little mystical twist in it. Because simply put, according to the Naznaths, apparently any citizen anywhere can attain spontaneously and apperperceptually to enlightenment. They can crush the 3D matrix here with their existential and mystical love for their Source, and blast their minds back out into the sweet old ethereal home fields, of that which is called cosmic consciousness. 

    Why are they the so called leaders up there then? One might ask. When they couldn’t lead a syphilitic horse to water, even in a flood zone, and just about everybody knows that. With both their common sense, and their intuition. Why do the people really put them up there? For joking and putting shit on purposes, and for witty and spot on cartoon lampooning purposes, that’s why. It’s a pretty silly worker these days who doesn’t know that. Most workers won’t hold back with this sort of humour and take the micky out of the boss department, and the only thing that will stop this incredibly human pattern is mucking doomsday. That’s what was written on the girl’s faces, anyway. Shyam’s too. The Master, just like his GuruFather, was always one step ahead of the cosmic blues, and in 1945, even the Nazis were calling Hitler a swine. One day he was the Fuhrer and much loved, and then the next day he was a piece of shit and much hated, and that’s the way it goes when one adopts the I am a human programming, in a split consciousness duality.

    The Guru Shyam was supremely aware that existentially and mystically speaking, that the individual citizen will always be a timeless cosmic rebel, and an absolutely free divine agent. Who is independent of anyone else's desires and commands and crap arise visions, and that is why these Naznath mystics believed that cosmic consciousness for all who are peaceful and soul matured enough to attain to it, would in the near future, rule the Earth. They believed that the majority of souls on Earth were slightly evolved ok peacefuls, who possessed unlimited mystical potential, and that a minority of superselfish and supergreedy and super super super mystically ignorant, ultraviolent baby souls, were cosmically spoiling things for the slightly evolved souls. Who constituted the Earth’s peacefuls, and who were currently positioned with their backs up against the holographic wall. Facing either holographic extinction, or a rapid ascension into cosmic consciousness enlightenment, they all are. Which way will it go? Even mucking God doesn’t know. Apparently. Well according to the Naz he doesn’t, and neither does the Pope, or anyone else, know the real human story.

    Cave man discovered the physical fire, and modern man will discover the mystical fire, sooner or later, and maybe the odd Oz girl will get there before any of them. Is what the Naznath’s were currently pushing. They didn’t deal in smack or snow or ice, or willing or unwilling leg openers, and they didn’t have a single judge or politician or cop in their back pockets. Breeding cosmic heroines and heroes, was more their cup of chai. Not one of them owned a gun, but collectively they were a holding a super silent and super subtle cosmic gun called cosmic consciousness, at the ethereal head of every establishment pig and every ultraviolent baby soul lunatic, on the planet.

    The Naz say that it is under cosmic law, the individual citizen’s right as a dimensionless point of Light, that’s projecting from a soul and thru a mind, and posing as an upfront human body, to take the piss out of any big boss, or any prophet. Thus bumping up the cosmic mirth in their holographic game by doing so. Anytime. Anywhere. The fat lady and the little Oz seeker and the Guru were currently exercising that right they were, and there’s just something about a ridiculously looking goosestep that can make some citizens chuckle a bit.   

    Because, the Naz say, the holographic crap that humans conceptually dream up and then believe and take to be real, and the holographic rubbish that they get up to activity wise, when they’re all made out of Light but they don’t yet know it, is mystically unbelievable. It is absolutely hilarious baby soul stuff, and the peak of gross existential and mystical immaturity, to anyone who has shafted the third dimensional matrix. So they say. Apparently, it’s a scream and a big cosmic joke, ludicrous self consciousness is, and the cosmic consciousness enlightened neither hate it or love it here. Because they know that it is all unreal holographics, and their awareness span is either universal, or omniversal. Or even beyond that. That’s the way that it goes, the Naz mob say. For those lucky lucky lucky souls who have cracked the matrix, and who have been granted an eternally infinite mystical existence, in an eternity full of eternal infinities. Or mind trumped up holographic games, which they can muck around in, if they wish to come out of the Source’s Light.

    Including the absolutely, and amazingly mega mega mega mega mega out of this world, return to Source programme. This was the Naznath’s take on things human, and Mr Fawlty got a few laughs out of a few guilty goosesteps, and so did Shyam the Wonderguru. It was just another mundane holographic re run really, and a joke that has just about been done to death, but it was a wucking good one. Monday mornings feel so bad, it wasn’t. The Friday on my mind gear more like it, it was. They all knew! One would have to be either a conformist idiot, or incredibly loyal to the cause, or both, or just a mucking around human fucker, to do the wucking goosestep. One would have to be a bit of a crazy zunt, they would. Shyam was every bit that, but he was a wucking good Guru at the same time, he was.

    Still a bit snappish and a bit too bossy however, his wucking plumb wucking riled GF was. God! As said, the woeful communication business with Tommy the infidel had plumb wucking riled him, to the extent that it seemed that he just wasn’t his normal, peaceful and loving self. However, he was still aware that as a bodymindmachine front up, that he was only a holographically put together actor, playing out a certain role on a holographic stage, and by far the majority of his essence was still positioned calmly outside of his body. He was a hell of a lot more the ethereal, than he was flesh.

    The guy was inner and outer to his mucking core, really. He was more with the great beyond, than he was with the mucking milky Milky Way holographic shit that is here. He was just having a bit of fun really, by pretending to be a really angry tough guy, on a planet full of that sort. A bit of a practical joker and a top gun holographic game player, the old high powered mystical bugger was blessed with what has been called here, cosmic consciousness.

    According to the Naz, all of the beings who accidentally started off the religions of the humans, had this inner and outer cosmic consciousness. Whatever in the muck that it is, it certainly impressed the dudesses and dudes who were around when these cosmic cats were shooting their mouths off. Because some of their listeners wrote it all down their way, and passed it all on their way, and quite a few religions have come from that collection of individual experiences. A religion is a way of transcending this poxy shit wucking mundane reality and entering a heavenly one, and Nizzawatta was an expert at continuing that tradition. In fact, at the moment he was the cream of the crop of the Naz religion, because he could explain cosmic consciousness with such mind blowing ferocity and such brilliant cosmic lucidity, that it clicked with a fair few mystically orientated, 21st century beings. Who very very very quickly became Naz, and joined his silent mystical army.

    Some of them like Sybil and Shyam, became extreme fundamentalist Naznaths and high ups in this organization of mystical terrorists, and they were extremely extremely extremely dangerous types. Because they could infect people with a virus which would peacefully revolutionize and incredibly upgrade all human life on Earth, at the same time as it peacefully destroyed the old world of the ultraviolent establishment pigs, and other sicko ultraviolent psychos. Julie Thompson, in the near future, she would be the proof of that all right.

  

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

    Sri Nizzawatta rarely if ever mentioned God, though he paid God the programme his due respects, and a lot of people that came to see him absolutely dug that. Because they were sick to death of a rock where millions upon billions crapped on about God, when it was quite clear that they were just reading from one ancient book, and that in the true reality, they knew absolutely nothing existentially and mystically speaking. About that universally programmed in, holographic item. These mystical aspirants or young and old Naz, had had an absolute gutful of material power hungry humans using the God concept to boost up their own egos and wallets, thru institutions and war. Thus maintaining their privileged societal status, where it was very handy to have a sky God concept or two in the closet. They had also had enough of them interfering with their children, and getting away with it.

    The current crop of Earth’s young mystics who visited the GF, were a bit like the Rolling Stones of the just gone 20th century, who didn’t want to hear about God, but who strongly desired to see his programme’s face. They had all been exiled on Main streets everywhere, and subjected to the God mad lunacy and the crap arse holographic visions of lunatic baby soul juntas everywhere, and they wanted out of that. Big time! They mucking did. The Russian Lenin had said that religion was the opiate of the people, and the British Lennon had even sung that God was just a concept, which is pretty spot on, and they fully understood what both Mr Lenin and Mr Lennon had meant, they did. The Beatle! He was a bit of a Naz, he was.

    I am a Christian! I am a Muslim, or I am a Buddhist or a Hindu or a Jew or anything else, the Naz will not run thru their psyches. Even I am a human, they will not play with, as their one and only reality. I am the inner and the outer, and I am absolutely mucking nothing, existentially and mystically speaking! Is the advanced consciousness programming, that these rural and suburban types are all mucking around with. They don’t expect any God to wipe their light and dark split psyche’s arse, either whilst they are alive upon this Earth, or dead to it. It’s my pure I am’s programme and not God’s, and I am gunna save it and blow the wuck out of the matrix at the same time! Is their mystical thing. I am that which desires to ascend out of the full of insatiable desires self consciousness, and into the desireless cosmic consciousness, is what they are all playing with. Apparently.

 

    ‘Has the client Thompson arrived on the cosmic scene yet Moustache?’ the GF and head of the Naz religion enquired.

    ‘Jawhol mein Gurufather! Ze client is das here! Das now mein GF!’ Shyam roared back into his phone.

    ‘Oh fuck an untouchable! Goody, goody, goody! I’ve rung at just at the right time then 005! Haven’t I, my son?’ At least something is going holographically right today! The GF saw go across his mindscreen.

    ‘Jawhol mein Gurufather!’ Shyam shot back. Just like you always do, you old bastard! How does he always know exactly when to buzz me? I’d give Kali’s left tit to fucking know that! Hey! Why I am swearing so much inside? I don’t have to cuss internally, do I? That wasn’t the divine plan, was it? There’s something mighty fucking funny going on here Stevie! The Guru  saw go across his mindscreen, like Sanskrit newspaper headlines.

    Oh shit! Don’t tell me that I’ve picked up a swearing virus off the kid, and that it has got into my fucking main programme! Oh fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! No Shiva! No! No! I don’t want to be a swearing idiot inside and fucking out! I am supposed to be the fucking Guru, and not a Billy or an Ozzie or a fucking Ramsay type! C’mon Stevie! Find that swearing virus and kill it! Terminate it! Go Stevie! Go! Go you holographic cunt of a thing! Do your duty mindtool, and work for the spirit in me, and not against it. I am the Light I am. I am the inner and the outer, the above and the below, and the beyond, and you don’t want to fuck with me too much. Do you Stevie? You soul tool of a fucker you!

   

    The female chosen for impending enlightenment, by the ethereal angel mob who backed the mighty Naznath GuruFather Nizzawatta up, was finally finally finally, in agent 005’s office. The real cosmic plan for this being could now start unfolding, under the expert guidance of the Naznath clan. Was the Gurufather pleased about that? Yes he was citizen. He was very pleased, he was. He was more pleased that any mortal could ever imagine, because the angels wanted something from JT, and now they had a good shot at getting it out of her. Maybe now that the terrestrial hitch was made with this terrestrial little bitch, they’d get off his wucking astral back a bit. That was the thinking that the old supermystical bugger was watching drift magnificently across his magnificent cosmic mindscreen.

    Things were going to angelic planning perfectly then, with the young Julie Thompson. If everything went well, the GF knew that she should soon mystically wake up from her crappy psyche nappy, third dimensional dreaming, and explode herself back into cosmic consciousness. Where she came from apparently in the first place, and where according to the Naz, her natural, superbly free and pure and unadulterated and liberated, changeless and timeless and deathless, primal multidimensional and beyond consciousness, really belonged. As a freewheeling and gun cosmic game playing existential and mystical essence, whose source is of course, the Light. Of the Real, and the Nameless One. The Nameless One of course, being kinda what the Naz call their God. Kinda indirectly.

    Naturally, for the GF, the case of the haplessly misguided Tommy the infidel, represented the exact opposite of the Julie Thompson one. That is, it appeared with the way that Tommy was going, that he was going to take another hundred thousand lifetimes to crack the matrix and reach enlightenment. It appeared that he was going to re run his brute dumb, stupid and grossly immature soul so far into the galactic ground, that even God would be lucky to wring a miniscule atom sized drop of Light out of it. Because, simply put, the bastard was just too mucking fond of rooting around with the very dense in vibration, hard and soft matter, good and evil stuff. That included guns and bombs, and pussy galore, and hugging his kids, and blowing the enemy’s kids away. It did. It did. It did.

    Because he absolutely loved to flesh it out with the love and war trip with anybody that he could, and then label that as his reality, the wayward Naznath agent did. Tommy the Muckinbudin infidel, he was a passionate war and peace man all right. He was mucking homosapien, from the  airy fairy centre of his anus, to the incredibly densely packed centre of his brain. He was peaceful and mellow quite a bit of the time, but it would be a citizen’s great calamity to be around the bastard when he’d snapped and gone into war mode. It would.

    He was one of those sorts of agents whom the Naznaths used to make terrestrial connections. He wasn’t yet what one would call a full on fundamentalist mystic. At all. In fact, Tommy was pretty brute dumb, and he really didn’t have a mucking clue in Hades what the Naznaths were on about. He actually thought that their peace and cosmic love thing was a bit of a terrestrial joke, and that one lived as an excreting and rooting and procreating fighting machine, and died as one, and then that was the wucking end of it. Salute the flag, blow the trumpet, and bury the coffin on Boot hill at high noon and then forget about it until the next year, and do not ascend into higher consciousness whilst in the now decomposing flesh, sort of stuff.

    By crikey however, all of that aside, the Muckinbudin infidel really liked working for the Naz. Because he was on Easypussy street, and loving every minute of it. With what he did occupationally wise, he got heaps of birds and roots galore, full medical cover and some super Indian super, plus free travel and expenses around this shit of a beautiful globe. Bond never had it so good as Tommy, because nobody was shooting at him, but he was getting more than the odd occupational shot away. Up this fair damsel or that. A pretty happy man and a well satisfied Earth customer he was, because of that.

    He had told numerous other Naz agents that it would take the point of an exploding gun to get him to to quit his current job. He’d barked often to his comrades that he could have been born Lilly the Pink skinned and purple polka dotted, and become President of either the USA or Zimbabwe, or anywhere wucking else, and he still wouldn’t have anywhere near as much fun, as he currently was in the employ of his esteemed and noble GuruFather. Liked the scent of a woman, did Tommy. Particularly one who opened her legs without too much existential fuss, and who could quickly breed a few more soldiers out, and he also liked the smell of napalm in the morning. Did Thomas the big tooled infidel engine. A real third dimensional man he was, apparently. Because he loved to love and breed, and he loved to hate and fight and cull he did. The lad was so infected with the war and peace duality virus that is inherent in this Earth programme, that it was right through every cell in him, and it came out in the turds that he periodically ejected. From the ignoble anus, of his infidel of a carcass.

    The Tommy boy then was still stupid stupid stupid silly dreaming that his ego and his cock and his holographically dreamt up technology, had more power than the Nameless One’s Light. He was still fantasizing that anything or any thing in the lunatic unreal, could hold a wucking candle to the wucking non lunatic Real. Which of course is universally absurd and cosmically ludicrous, because every human is absolutely powerless compared to the Light of the common Source. That is just point blank obvious, and even a first class moron should be able to see that, the Naz reckon. The projected up front human is a temporary image they say, compared to the soul which is projecting it, and the great beyond that lays behind the projected soul. This every Naznath worth their salt knows, deep in their mystical hearts.  As well, they comprehend that the holographic human is vulnerable 24/7 to disease or misfortune or death, whilst the Real is timelessly vulnerable to absolutely nothing. Not to put Tommy too down, because after all, he was only a third dimensional wucking human. At least, so he had been brainwashed by the ego biased third dimensional programming crap, into conceptually thinking his mindtool’s imagined, and very one sided picture of a good versus evil holographic reality, up.

    He was therefore, being full on programmed up with I am inner human only junk, capable of enormous love and enormous hate at the same time, he was. Holographic dirt, or holographic woman love, and her holographic pussy love, and its spin off family, booze and drugs, sports and other half decent entertainment, the beach and the park, and the city and the countryside. Tommy would love them all to death, and fight for them all to the death like a lunatic of a wucking maniac, without anybody asking him. Like a caveman on his hill with a dirty great big club, ready to defend his cock and his cave and the pregnant and not pregnant girls inside it, against other humans or aliens in ufos, he was. He was just that sort of a guy, who loved his mad mad mad ultraviolent dirt, and his mad mad mad state, and his mad mad mad way of life, on a rock that is chock mucking full of them. He was a war mongering politician’s delight, was Tommy. How the Naz had got a hold of him and had so far managed to keep him peaceful, would take several volumes of atrociously hard slog literature to describe. Thankfully, that is not the cosmic task here.

    The GF had to admit to himself however, that as a body front up that he himself was still in duality, and that in no way was it his fault that his infidel ward would wuck or war with anything on legs. I am guilt! GuruFathers never play with such holographically conceptualized nonsense. Really, so their disciples say, their only big buzz in life is when someone else attains to enlightenment and rides the river of Light again, and if the real truth be known, supposedly this world is about as interesting to them as old and dry fly shit peeling off a wall is. Apparently, for them, being here is a bit like being in the body of a worm, in a muddy bath full of them, and more than the odd citizen on this planet could easily identify with that, these days.

 

    Superb and absolutely supreme cosmic game players and supermatrix busters, like the GuruFather Nizzawatta, can apparently appreciate and marvel at the exquisite aesthetics of the holographic presentation and the graphics here in this Earth programme. They can be impressed with how the Light, via the agency of mind, background hosts that which puts it all together. Apart from that though, there is nothing here which comes within light years of the sort of ultra step up cosmic entertainment that they can get, when they are pure ethereal, and behind and beyond the matrix. Apparently. Doing this rotten rotten rotten, every so often beautiful rock for them then, must be a bit like a super advanced 21st century Warcraft player, having to play wucking marbles, because of an ethereal power blackout. Or some’ in.

    It is also, as the enlightened apparently see it, absolutely unnecessary for any citizen to worry about the fact that they’ve got a bit of a death wish in them, and the most high certainly don’t. They have absolutely no fear of death, and that death boogie which can scare the daylights out of the average mortal, they welcome as a great festival. Moreover, so they say, they know exactly what they are going to do on the other side, and precisely where they will be going, once they’ve given up their bodies. That apparently is not where the average citizen goes, because it is the stuffless stuff of the far far far higher, existential and mystical programme gear, where the matrix busters go. Whereas the rest, according to the Naz, just recycle back into the same matter programme. To thrash it out with their souls again, to see if they can finally balance out their holographic karma stuff, and break free from their imagined and mindtool propagated wheel of karma. Into higher consciousness, and the higher programmes circuit.

    The matrix busters are extremely extremely extremely advanced, super super super citizen souls, and they are by far far far, the gun cosmic players in this current of a zunt of an Earth programme. Even an idiot, would have to comprehend that, the Naz reckon.

With enlightenment however, with some of them, as said, seems to come the responsibility of communicating to their fellows, and the cosmic ladies about the place, that what the people are all living is nothing but mind made up, dreaming in the dreamtime, holographic bullshit. Or mindtoolspin illusion, in an unreal land of make believe. Such was the case with the GuruFather Nizzawatta, who was the Supreme head of the Naznath gang. Or mystical family. A powerful powerful powerful gang and mystical family, this one is. Their unseen cosmic ethereal tentacles are everywhere these days, and they are reaching into many a household loungeroom and bedroom right now, they are.

    Around this appalling globe, there are many such mystical families, who are dedicated to the pursuit of every individual here accessing cosmic consciousness, and day by day their numbers are growing. Silently, behind the scenes, with hardly any publicity at all, they are forming into an army of ascended and ascending consciousness types. Who in the near future according to the Naz, will overwhelmingly hold the balance of mystical power here, and who will bring the cosmic roof down on every ultraviolent establishment pig’s head. Apparently. As said, according to the Naznaths, that’s what many future enlightened ones are gunna do, anyway. The old 3D world of form and holographically formed up thoughts is dying on this planet, most certainly and most beautifully, and they’re gunna let it die and not oppose that, they are. Apparently. That’s real progress, they say.

   

 

 

 

 

 

    The GuruFather Nizza had a top notch understanding that this accursed 3D Earth split light and dark illusion, was all the product of some pretty atrocious third dimensional mind programming, and even worse mind mismanagement. By individuals, and entire nation states. He had spotted the illusory nature of the diabolical bring one right down down down into a conceptualized doom, gloom and sorrow filled despair territory junk. Or the mind full  Demon street, which is inherent in the I am a mere limited separated body notion, and he was hot to trot on sorting that horribly downloaded shit right out. He had killed off all of his conceptual desires and their demons, and annihilated all of his conceptualized fears, and their demons. He had stitched up the conceptualized pain and pleasure demons together and absolved them, so that none of them bothered him anymore.

    He neither liked nor disliked anything or any thing, and he just impartially and ethereally witnessed everything supra objectively. Like he was a dot floating around in space, and like it the world was a Milky Way and somewhat milky, B grade holographic movie. Which to him, it kind of was. He ran his mindool off the mystical magic in the moment, and not memory, and something wonderful oozed out of him, because of that. Even so, he was not always placid, and periodically he could be extremely hot tempered and a very grumpy old man, but his agents always knew that his motivation was always divine love. They were all aware that their GuruFather had a glowing transcendental heart inside of his chest, and that if he yelled at them, it was probably because they were being ignorantly stupid beyond belief. Just like a baby soul. The GF didn’t have that much time or patience for kindergarten types, and it was the mystical spinners that he was trying to bring home.

    He had spotted the poor me I am a victim shit’s illusory electro magnetics, as they are tied up in the I am a bodymindmachine programming and the false mystical identity junk, and he had completely dissolved that cosmic crap within himself. He had gone well and truly multidimensional, and then he had mystically blown the muck out of all of that, by going beyond even the primal I am. So that he was plugged into that dimensionless point which was his Source, and the Real, and the Light, and that which he sometimes called the Nameless One. He never ever called It God, and he often told his followers that he was not created, and that he owed his existence to no universe or God. Because he was birthless, deathless and timeless, and behind the matrix so were they. Was his message.

    He was also hell bent that as many others as possible should get over the false notion that they are small names and shapes, who are existentially suffering. He wished to communicate to them that their mystical origins are not to be found inside this universe, but rather outside of it. Because, like everything and every thing in it, the universe is apparently a holographic projection, that is being shot out into the focus of manifested consciousness, by a mind. He lived to wake people up out of the horrible terrestrial illusion, that they are just a named and tube shaped lump of excreting sorrow bound up flesh, and that was his cosmic business. He was a cosmic liberator with unbelievably lucid language skills, and even his one liners could shake the foundations of his disciples.

    He couldn’t sell an imagined holographic person a car or a nuclear bomb, or a water mucking pump, or any rice or chook food, but he could peddle enlightenment to them for free, and that’s exactly what the venerable old bugger did. Because he knew more about matrix busting than any other fucker on the planet, he did. He was now in his early eighties, and having attained to enlightenment at the ripe old age of thirty seven, he had been operating from his upstairs hovel in the back streets of old Bombay, for forty odd years. He was a first class, backyard supermystical, he was. Was he getting a bit sick of it, and the notoriously low level of this horrible and beautiful, third dimensional plane? He was a bit. He was however a high powered mystical bugger, who knew exactly what was sitting at the tip of his liberated nose, and supersubtlely farting around in the great beyond at the same time.

    As said, he called that article the Real, and sometimes the Nameless One, or the Light. That the unreal or the mind made holographics and 3D programme here never really lives, and the Real, or that One life which is never ever holographic or a dimensional programme, never ever dies. Was one of the many slick mind blowing sayings, that he often threw at his mind blown troops. He had lots and lots and lots of other very uplifting sayings, too. The dude was thee current supermystic on the planet. Not the Pope, or anybody else either.

    Did he want the paranoid state establishment to know about him, and his massive massive massive, but silent silent silent gang, of peaceful common citizens and mystical fanatics? Did he want the parasitical paparazzi leaches outside of his front door, and piling up on top of each other up and down the street, to get a pic of him? For which the mags would pay squillions, to have that one image of at least one wucking human being, who is endowed with cosmic consciousness. Not really, did he want that shit at his door. He only wanted seekers of the Light, because they were the only types who interested him, and with whom he could do some real work. He had absolutely no interest in the twin ego desires of fame and fortune.

    Lots and lots and lots of seekers did know about him, and seek him out however, and he infected just about every one of them with the inner and outer bug, and then off they went back to their home countries, to do their things. With their evolutionary and revolutionary, cosmic consciousness programming, awakened. Somewhat. So that some of them started up websites about Nizzawatta, and alerted the cosmic troops thru them and copious internet chatting, that the greatest GuruFather of the 21st century had given them all the go ahead to activate their dormant, cosmic consciousness programmes. It was cosmic game on for many a citizen after that, as wucking finally, they got their wucking arses out of 3D shit alley.

   

    The GuruFather Nizza had been born dead poor as a bodymindmachine in the Indian countryside, a hundred odd miles north east of Bombay. He had been married but his wife was now deceased, and his two sons and his daughter were spread about India’s big cities working and raising families, and doing the human thing that’s called surviving. These days, two orphan lads that he had taken in from the street ten years back, looked after him. He simply called them Boy One and Boy Two, and they worshiped their GuruFather, like an addict worships the substance that they abuse. He had saved them from a life of ghastly street poverty and trouble galore, and given them really up cosmic market jobs for life, and they had him in their hearts, lock, stock and barrel. Like he was the fattest and kindest mucking mystical wallet, upon this Earth.

    No matter his mood, which for them was usually a flat lining geniality, they would show little emotion. They would just obey his commands, like they were a couple of multidimensional robots who had been put on the Earth by the cosmic machine, specifically to serve the Nizzawatta. They were also a couple of smiling Jack the lad twenty year olds, who did not yet comprehend what their GF was telling everybody, but they did everything for the old bugger. Apart from wiping his arse, and cleaning around his wrinkled up as all muck scrotum sack, that is. They cooked, they cleaned, they shopped, they ushered people in and out, they handled the money side of it, and the technology of the GF’s business, and they stood around like a couple of muscular bodyguards. Who would take care of anybody, if they dared lift a finger of aggression towards their boss. So far however, that had not happened. No other GuruFather had ordered a hit on their guy, or any of his millions of agents, and the boys were pretty damn Bombay happy about that.

    Sri Nizzawatta Maharaj was a part of a tradition in India, where the local neighborhood Guru serves as a bit of a spiritual therapist and head doctor, for the local people. Many working class people who cherished to spend an hour or so with him, would come to visit him with their problems. Usually, after their daily work. Generally, he would tell them that everything would turn out just fine, which in most cases it did, and they would leave him a rupee or two, or a little gift of sweets or incense or whatever, for his services. For which he never ever formally charged, though a tips can sat at the end of his sheepskin, upon which he was usually perched in the cross legged, meditative position. It was a bit of a rusted out old plum tin, but these days it was often stuffed full of rupees, and dollars, and pounds, and the notes of many other countries too.

    For, about seven years back, there had been a marked change in the GuruFather’s activities. A book consisting of interviews with him had been published in the west, and consequently hordes of seekers from everywhere had come to him seeking guidance, and the means to cracking the third dimensional matrix. So that they could finally get some peace of mind, and stop feeling like both their Abu Ghraib mind, and their Guantanamo Bay world, were out to torture and persecute them to death. They were still coming in their droves to see this old mystical guy, who never went to school, but who knew more about the Earth’s matrix than all of the paid institutionalized teachers upon this Earth put together did.

    His modus operandi was that he would listen a bit to a holographically constructed, imagined person’s third dimensional I am a bodymindmachine victim crap, and then he would shoot them up with the I am path. He would tell them that it was an illusion that they were a bodymindmachine on a planet in a universe, and that the cosmic truth of the matter and all matter, was that they were really the inner and outer pure consciousness fluid. Of the Source and the Light, and the Real. Mucking around something shocking as a mega dropped down in consciousness dimensional slider, in a soul’s cellar dweller, mind propagated, cock and bull, 3D hologram programme. Give up all questions except one. Who am I? Was his stockiest, stock line. Attend to the sense of I am, return to it always, and all will go well for you. He told his troops often.

    Nizzawatta gave all of his visitors about two weeks of instructions, where he shoved the I am path up their minds’ rectums, and then he’d tell them to piss off, and he’d instruct his boys to bring in the next western or eastern seeker. One look at the size of the GuruFather’s boys, who were big big big muscled up lads, would see the departing hastily stuffing some notes into the tips tin before they cleared out. Everyone knew that the GF was anti profit and that he never charged a rupee for his jibe, and the way that his boys smiled their dangerously beautiful white teethed brown backgrounded smiles, was pretty convincing. As regards the leaving of a donation went. Then from the downstairs of his wee joint, either Boy One or Boy Two would fetch the next mystical candidate. Some of the GF’s visitors were so unhappily wealthy, and so thankful for the insights that he had given them however, that they left a fair wad of dough in his old rusted out plumb tin. Particularly the Americans and the Scandinavians, and some of the wucking Canadians.

    The Alaskans, Kiwis and Australians were down the chain as far as the size of their depositional contributions to the GF’s old rusted out plumb tin went, but they still managed to put in their daily beer or ice or hashish, or gunja, or fish oil, or skinny sheep or two for the night, money.

    When the tips tin became so full that even God couldn’t have stuffed another wucking note into it, one of the boys would empty it into a secret safe, in their secret Google room. Which was hidden by a secret bamboo panel, in the GF’s bedroom. Which was just off the little upstairs meeting room, of his wee hovel. When the secret safe became over stuffed, the GF would instruct his boys to share some dough around the neighborhood, and for a couple of weeks everybody within five k’s would eat and party on, like a well off westerner. Sometimes locals would petition the GF about a family illness requiring heavy medical expenses, or some other urgent costly matter, and he would take care of them. Whenever that he gave charitably, just like Godfather’s do, he would tell the recipient that one day he may call upon them for a favor.

    Needing no one and nothing to sustain his existential and mystical existence however, and recognizing this world as nothing but a paltry mind trumped up 3D illusion, which in truth interested him about as much as farting did, he never did. Call on any mucking favors, that is. If the truth be known, every now and again he just liked to stuff some cotton balls into his mouth and speak super slowly, and pretend that he was Marlon Brando in the first Godfather flick. It was just one of his games, and he had a few of them, he did.

    “I…may…call…upon…you…for…a…favor…sometime….punk!”

    Was one of his favorite lines, whenever that he had the cotton balls in his mouth. Like many who have attained to cosmic consciousness, and who can pick the cosmic hilariousness in the birth and death illusion that is going on here, Nizzawatta was a bit of a cosmic comedian. Not only humans get off on humor and mirth. The Light that they all holographically spiral out of does too. Apparently.

   

    ‘Have you been swearing frequently to gain the confidence of the new Thompson recruit Moustache? Have you been a good little chef Gordon, and a good Ozzie Black Sabbath impersonator? Have you been dropping f’s and c’s left right and centre, like I told you to do? We must gain the confidence and respect of the indigenous inhabits of this appalling holographic rock, by learning how to speak their symbolic language properly. In the case of Julie Thompson, I heard through the angelic grapevine that she swears profusely, which is why I instructed you to do the same in her presence. Have you be doing that my son? Have you carried out my instructions to the letter, like a good little Naznath agent?’

    ‘Jawohl mein GuruFather! Maybe even a bit too much! Because I’m now getting it spontaneously on the fucking inside, where I don’t fucking need it!’ Shyam barked back.

    ‘Good! Excellent Mustache! Well done 005! So you are seeing a few f’s and c’s and p’s and b’s and whatnot on your mindscreen punk. Well! Well! Well! Maybe you’ve picked up a little compulsive swearing virus programme off the kid, or something. Maybe I’ll catch it from speaking down the line with you too. Who knows? Only the spirit does. We’ll just have to fucking handle it then, and witness it all impartially like ethereal ghosts. Won’t we mein agent? A bit of swearing never killed anyone, unfortunately. So we’ll just have to wear it, and wait for it to fizzle out. Ok 005!’ Nizzawatta said.

    ‘Jawohl mein GuruFather!’ retorted the Guru. Who although he didn’t yet know it, had it in his near destiny to succeed his GF, and take over the running of the global Naznath family.

    ‘Isn’t it also a little bit funny ha ha ha 005, how some up themselves establishment types, who think themselves better than the masses and the individuals who constitute them, don’t like so called foul language? They even think that such word concepts are course and crass and ungodly, but they’ll drop a nuclear bomb on people, or kill them any way that they can, and not think that foul. Because they’ve got their mindtool imagined God’s backing to rub out as many other humans as they can, up their rings. Their mind made up wrathful God rubs out so called bad creations when they become adjudged to be too bad, and they want to follow their wrathful God to the last letter in their multi interpretable book, they do.’

   ‘Uhuh N! Yes boss!’

    ‘They are a fucking weird and dense dense dense mob those babysouls! For sure, we can’t save those gone for all money bastards and bitches, 005. There is absolutely no point in trying to shove the truth down their unwelcome throats, and nothing will save those lunatical fuckers from their own lunatical re run karma now. They are just too mystically dumb, and they are stupid stupid stupid ultraviolent baby souls, the lot of them. Their pride and their unbelievable selfishness, and their monumental ignorance and ultraviolent refusal to compassionately share, and their total inability to shaft the third dimensional beast programme within them, will holographically unstitch the lot of them shortly. Some of them aren’t even at the status of a grade one baby soul yet. They’re still kindergarten souls! Shiva fuck me! They should never have been allowed to set up a play in consciousness programme in this appalling third dimensional hologram, in the first fucking place! If I get my divine hands on the Oracle swine and their Light and the Real, that let those cunt faced and prick brained cosmic idiots into here, as dimensionless points who wouldn’t have a clue that they are dimensionless points, there’ll be fucking trouble 005! There will be trouble galore, there will.’

    ‘You can say that again my GF! They’re nothing but fucking trouble galore those fucking types are. I am dealing with one now N! His name’s Rolf, but I call him Rolfy. He gives me the shits, quite literally too. I’ve got to dump a subcontinent sized load of do do after every session with him, and sometimes I have to go two or three times. Shiva fuck me boss! I feel like nothing but an excreting and urinating cosmic bodymindmachine, after I’ve seen Rolfy.’

    ‘Rolfy hey! Yes, I’ve had a few them come to see me Shyam. I’ve had to tell a few of them, who wouldn’t have a chance in hell of picking up the I am path, to fuck off as well. I told one of them that even if he could pull down ten thousand suns from the sky, and shove the lot of them up his arse and then do a tap dance, it wouldn’t phase me. Those types can indeed make one head for the squat pretty easily, with a full bowel no worries. As they say out there. Whatever! East or west, they are just ultraignorants or ultraviolents or a bit of both, who have no idea that they are also dimensionless points of Light, and that those whom they are obsessed with killing are too. It is one hell of a cosmic joke that they are busting their guts to try and rub out who they really all are at their common beyond the matrix Source, but they don’t know that yet. Because they’re babysoul bloody idiots! As well as being dimensionless points of Light. They are our younger soul kin 005, but we can’t go on supporting their atrociously bad, 3D Earth programme, for fucking ever. Their time is up! We must have the Light to existentially and mystically exist properly Moustache. We must! We must! We must! They must all die and 3D recycle and re run now, so that we can all live anew with cosmic consciousness.’

    ‘Jawohl N! They’re babysoul fucking idiots, the fucken lot of them boss! They’re astral chook food!’

    ‘Ha! Yeah! Good one Moustache! They’re third dimensional re run material and kindergarten souls some of them too, and they are in the refuse wake of what is really going on here. No God can save them, nor could they ever. They are not in the residual of this mystical still of a hologram, which is painfully slowly tuning up souls to I am the inner and outer that is cosmic consciousness. They are the waste babysoul product of the mystical processes here, because of the depth that they have sunk into the I am inner only programme, and also because it is their prime job to be mystically correct, and to save themselves. Most unfortunately for them, they will do anything but that, with their crazy I am God created bung, but God is gunna save me in a blaze of glory. So I don’t have to do any mystical work, programming. One day they will realize that the God programme dies with the death of every universe programme, but that they all live on, as the spirit of the Light of the One life. They’ll be slightly evolved souls then, and not baby souls anymore, and the existential thing will go a bit better for them then.’

   ‘Uhuh! Yeah right on N! You are telling it like it is boss, as fucking always.’

    ‘In a dirty dirty dirty duality hologram programme like this one 005, it always has been and always will be their prime job to wake themselves mystically up. That the One timeless life cannot be killed, and that the taking of one life needlessly mocks that and insults it, they must catch onto as their prime connection to their Source. That when one is born, all are born, and when one dies all die, they must understand. That one can only ascend into higher consciousness programming and programmes with the subtle subtle subtle heart, and never with a gross gross gross one, they must comprehend. Or they will re run their souls in this turdy nonsense of a 3D programme here, until the fucking galaxy programme gives out.’

    ‘Yeah N! I wouldn’t at all be surprised if some of those ultraviolent idiots did that.’

   ‘One day 005, though we may not be around to witness it in these current body formats, they will realize that their real cosmic job is to crack the matrix here, and to give one hundred percent support and their hearty allegiance to their own collective, inner and outer Light. However! Although we can do nothing for them, because they have drifted too far from the Real, and they are too far gone into the I me mine dark side of the 3D illusion programme, we’re definitely in like the Mahatma with this shockingly shocked kid. That’s the word from the angelic mob that has been up my fucking cosmic ring to arrange all of this. Now! How’s the little Oz darling’s form 005?’

    ‘Das fucking wicked mein GuruFather! The client possesses a superb and first rate intelligence, and should have no problem absolutely shitting enlightenment in N!’ Roared Shyam again, as he winked at the kid, and she winked back at him. With a big terrestrial cheesy plastered all over her gob, because so much intoxicating mystical attention was coming her way. She was as drunk as a cosmic skunk on the stuff at the moment, and she was feeling a bit like a passenger on a safely landed Qantas jet. She was.

    ‘So you think that she’s the real thing and the real mystical deal, and that she has all of the goods within her to hyper accelerate herself into cosmic consciousness, do you Moustache?’

    ‘Jawohl mein GuruFather! No doubt about it N! She’s sitting pretty from where I’m still standing, and she’s got some of the meanest tattoos upon this Earth plastered upon her arms. She’s got a pretty nice pair as well. She would put a skinny miss fucking universe to shame, I can tell you that boss.’

    ‘Good! Good! Excellent! In thee I am well pleased, motherfucker. Now let me have a quick gnash with big Syb, and then I’ll have a little word with this Ms Julie Thompson. Keep up the good cosmic work my son! You are a dimensionless point of Light Shyam! Go forth and multiply you cosmic mustached bastard!’

    ‘Jawohl mein GuruFather! I will!’ yelled the Guru. As he passed the phone to his cosmic girlfriend, and with his mystical fingers indicated to JT that the GF wanted a word with her next. The kid rocked back. Shock was on her Oz gob, like the melted and melting chocolate on a hot summer’s day Fudge bar. One could have been forgiven for thinking that she had just won Big Brother, which with her boobs and tatts and attitude, could have been on the cards. Had she been in it, as a bit of a lost soul of an ego drunk housemate, that is. She had not expected it, a word with big brother Sri Nizzawatta, that is. Who would? To speak with the big big big boss, within ninety minutes of joining a third dimensional organization, was mucking unheard of. No wonder then that she was in a bit of terrestrial shock. She really was cosmically important enough for a word with higher CEO power after all! That’s what was getting to her, and the mystical truth cuts pretty deep sometimes for some citizens, it does.

    Don’t be nervous Guinny! He’s only the big big big  fucking boss! She told herself inside, in her inner woman. Was her self esteem and self worth up a tad on her normal low down and dirty rotten terrestrial register? It was citizen, it was. Because it is not every day that one gets do a John Farnham, and to speak with the Voice. It is not every day that one gets a crash course in mysticism, and is presented with a potently viable path that leads straight up the guts of cosmic consciousness. No doubt about it. Julie Thompson was one hell of a lucky lucky lucky kid. She was miles and miles and miles ahead of the rest, as far as the mystical luck goes. The rest were wasting themselves back at the starting line, either on the God is gunna save me shit, or on the piss and the dope and the passion and the agro. Either way, they were wucked, whilst she had turned into the home straight on the Cosmicbarrel highway. Where all of the dispassionate awareness stuff is apparently hanging out. Highgate! Wucking Highgate! What a superb superb superb suburb! It has produced some of the finest beings that this rotten rotten rotten, sometimes beautiful Earth has ever known, it has. Not only is it the home of the Perth Glory soccer outfit, it is the home of the odd glorious citizen too, and JT epitomized that, she did.

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

    When she took the phone, her hand wasn’t shaking, but her cosmic heart was a bit. She had been caught up in a whirlwind of mystical power, like a cornflake blowing around in a stiff wind in a dream, and on the other end of the line was the supreme head of all of that mystical power. She just couldn’t believe it! It was absolutely unbelievable. She felt a bit like she was about to have a bit of a chat with mucking God himself, or a male Oprah, she did.

    What in the fuck does this high powered mystical old prick want with a little nineteen year old fucker like me Guinny? She just had to ask herself, deep inside in her inner woman.

    ‘Julie! Julie! Julie!…..I love you! Yes I do!’ Wolf wolfed wolf the GF, puppy dog like, down the line. ‘Welcome! Welcome! Welcome my child to our humble little Naznath organization. I am the CEO of this heaven upon Earth creating mob, and they call me Nizzawatta. That is, when they’re not insinuating that I used to be a bit of a wog wanker!’

    ‘Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!’ the kid laughed, as she wondered about how he’d known that Shyam had been taking the piss out of him. ‘Please call me JT GuruFather, and it’s an honour to meet y’, yuse eminence. Well, talk with you anyway,’ she said down the line.

    ‘The honour is all mine JT! It is always so so so incredibly nice to chat with another dimensionless point of Light. Now! I hear thru the cosmic grapevine that you have been having a spot of third dimensional trouble lately. I hear that you’ve copped a bit of bother and taken some considerable 3D flak, and that you have even been giving Ms Sharon impersonations down at your local cop station. Holy cow! A pity that I wasn’t there JT, because I wouldn’t have minded seeing that. That’s about the only experience that I haven’t had on this rotten bloody and full of cock and bull, beautiful rock.’

    ‘Oh yes GuruFather! I see!’

    ‘The day that my fucking missus died sweety, I married fucking freedom again, and although I saw just about everything else when she as body presentation and her tremendously exciting vagina were here, I never saw her do a Ms Sharon. Either for big bucks, or just for a bit of fun and to let off some Hindu fanny steam. Oh well! Fuck an untouchable! I suppose that one doesn’t need to have every experience in this fucking universe, to fuck the matrix up the arse, and be sublimely and blissfully happy with one’s existential and mystical status 24/7. Because every day of the year JT, we are all nothing but the Supreme Light, and I am telling you that from direct experience.’

    ‘I suppose that we are all just Supreme Light GuruFather! I mean that’s what fucking Shyam has been telling me nonstop since I got here, and now I’ve got you telling it to me too. Great Bon Scott my GF! If all of you bastard holy ones keep on telling me that, I might just end up believing it, because of the need and urge in me to conform to something that is really worth conforming too. To tell the truth however your eminence, I can’t fucking recall the incident about which you just spoke. That’s just something that the pigs, I mean the police, say that I fucken did. I can’t remember it though, because I was too fucking out it.’

    ‘Out of it! How can you be that, when you are never really in it in the first place?’

    ‘Easy mein GF! I was pissed! I was coked! I was iced and I’d had an ekky or two, and a fair few cones of some filthy fucking hydro shit. The bastard oinks ripped the last little buds that I had off me too! No doubt the sarge got them, and took them home for himself and his missus to have a good shag on. That night is just one big blur mein GF, and now it is a well and truly deleted little sub programme. It is dead and deleted memory N! I don’t know if that is the way that it went with Ms Sharon, but that’s certainly the fucken way that it went with me.’

    ‘Uhuh! I see my child.’

    ‘All that I fucken remember mein GF, is that their gardens were the most disgusting ones that I’ve ever crawled around in. They had almost as much fucking dogshit in them, as Canberra and the White House house put together do. Not quite! But I am telling you what, it went pretty fucking close.’

    ‘That’s a fucking lot of dogshit JT! There’s some arseholed dreaming in the dreamtime dreamers and war mongering lunatics, who wouldn’t have a clue in hell that both they and their current enemy are all made out of the same Light, in those fucken kindergarten and baby souled joints. I wish that those super ignorant pricks and cunts would all mystically wake up! To the fact that it is the Light of the Real and the One life which is really allowing for this third dimensional charade here to go on, and not them, or their trumped up imaginary God’s enemies. Blessed are the meek in heart, for they shall inherit the Earth! That has been said before, by a good ethereal mate of mine, and its high mystical time for the people to really understand what is meant by it.’

    ‘Yeah! For sure mein GuruFather. I don’t think that those pricks and cunts are gunna mystically wake up though. I think that lizard shit has more chance of becoming enlightened than they do, and I am fucking glad that I am not a fucken American! It’s bad enough being an Ozzer and having to put up with the egotistical rodents and the cardboard cutout Chinese speaking types, who make it to the fuhrer’s spot here, but I’m so glad that I am not an American. Because when it comes to that, they get the worst of them. They get the crooks, they get the senile, and they get the insanely lunatical beady red eyed boys, because they elect them, they do. Look at Nixon! In by a landslide, and out by a fucking landslide too. That’s the good old USA for you mein GF! Anything can happen in the States. Absolutely anything! One day a fucking Hottentot or a Terminator might become the fuhrer over there! You never know with the yanks. Oh fucking hell! They’re entertainment plus sometimes, the yanks are. I love ’em, I do! They’ve been entertaining me with their crap, ever since I was two days old. Some days I think that I am one third yank, one third English, and one third Ozzer! I do.’

    ‘Yeah! Well every day I am the beyond, and I am glad that I am not an American too mein new agent. A power mad and one book backed politician with one nuclear weapon, or a recently updated twenty odd thousand of them, is a bad bad bad thing. Hey Joe! The third dimensional deal is rotten, everybody knows! That’s why I am so fucking glad that I am absolutely fucking nothing at Source. Except a dimensionless point of Light that is, JT. Just like you, and everybody else too. Only I am aware of it, whilst you and the rest of the world aren’t, but you will be soon. A mere speck doing fucking harm to no one I am, and in which numerous dimensions and countless universes are contained. I am that. Anyway! To matters of more immediate import JT. We must assign you your agent’s number. I am double 0 one, Shyam is double 0 five, big Syb is double 0 six, and that fucking infidel Tommy who is on the loose out there is double 0 eight.’

    ‘He’s a manipulating fucking prick, that fucking swine is GuruFather! I’d like to shove me fist up his fucking lily white anemic arse, and rip his rotten two faced heart out, I fucken would! Mum raised me to be peaceful, but when it comes to Tommy, that’s just what I wanna do. I can’t help it GuruFather! I can’t help it! He just plumb riles me, that Muckinbudin man cunt does. He’s a shifty shifty shifty fucking fucker, if ever there was one mein GF. He’s hiding something in his existential closest, that prick is.’

    ‘Don’t I fucking know it JT! If only the bastard would existentially wake up a bit! If only he would answer his fucking phone too! Never mind that swine of a mystical untouchable at the moment however, we have got to get your number sorted out. Unfortunately, our numbers are up in the millions upon millions at the moment. The way that we are going, we’ll be pushing the billion mark by fucken xmas.’

    ‘Uhuh!’

    ‘Listen up mein new agent!’ roared the GF. ‘Listen to mystical muhh…eee! Listen to mystical muhh…eee! Listen to mystical muhh…eee!. The slightly evolved souls here are going to explode soon! Because the lunatical war and profit mad baby souls are backing then into a chronic struggle for survival, let them eat cake or grass or mud or sweet fuck all, we don’t give a fuck, corner. Holographic evil here is trying to take the slightly evolved souls out of their own programme, so that holographic evil can proffer with fat wallets, and fat safes and fat guts and mega mortal power, and the masses sense that. So we’ve got one hell of a job JT as Naz agents, to ensure that the world’s citizenry explode into cosmic consciousness. Instead of perpetrating another ultra re run violent revolution against the stupid stupid stupid, fucking baby souls.’

    ‘Uhuh N! Righto old son!’

    ‘Because ultraviolence would fuck their karmas up galore again, mein new agent. So that they will all go into another re run within this same turd of a 3D programme. Which is what dark holographic evil power is really chasing here, within this dualized hologram.  Because what dark holographic evil power really fears, even more than death itself, is to be left behind ostracized and powerless in a re run, and denied access to any new overlay, higher vibed, much more fun, programmes. Where the peaceful and loving and more transcendentally aware, slightly evolved souls are all headed. What the mystically sinning baby souls all want is another re run programme, where they can maintain their old third dimensional, status quo power. So their intentions are to drag every decent good soul citizen here down down down, into ultraviolent chaos and more war war war, right thru into another self destructive, play it again Sam, hologram.’

    ‘The dirty rotten low down bastards! The fucking shit for fucking brains scumbags! Man pricks and woman cunts, the fucking lot of them! There’s probably a few dark lords and the odd spider queen amongst them too, no doubt mein GF!’ Screeched the kid.

    ‘Yes they are all of that JT, but they are also dimensionless points of Light, and our younger soul kin. We are going to pull holographic times up on them in this programme, but they’ll go on to a replica one. We’ve given them enough collective mind made time, and they just don’t mystically get it, and they’re are not going to. Not for a thousand years or more. Simply put, the ninety percent of slightly evolved souls here now, can no longer afford to host the ten percent of learner baby souls, who are ruining the show with their gross mystical slag. This Earth programme must rid itself of all untraviolent baby souls quickly, or it will implode. The Earth must shake off all fleas, before their bites Dexter the old girl.’

    ‘GuruFather! Don’t I fucking know it!’ Sighed the kid, ultrawuckingheavily.

    ‘Well there was a lot of thinking here that you would know it sweety. However, the re running and recycling babysouls will need another 3D programme with dumb voters galore in them, to get their goons elected again, and peasant consumers galore and minerals in the ground to make squillions off, again. You see? They’re war and peace, profiteering re runners! They’re ultraviolent, very low grade baby souls! About all that they can do is to play war and peace, and God is going to save me, because their programming doesn’t permit much else. I am a limited and sinning body creation of a loving but ultraviolent wrathful God, is a conceptual contradiction and a mind trap, and it doesn’t get one very far existentially and mystically. So they’re not into ascending! They’d be lucky to know what it was, let alone actually do it. They’re into more descending into hologaphicised third dimensional duality darkness, where they’ll be sitting pretty at the top of a 3D animalized pecking order again. When obviously, that is just not needed anymore by Light seeking, mystical humans. Like you and I, and a few billion others around the place. The cosmic terrestrial sky show, and the bring the cosmic consciousness from the beyond down here now programme and agenda, doesn’t interest and fascinate the baby souls. Like it interests and fascinates you and I, and the many other sleeper agents of cosmic consciousness who are here now.’

    ‘Uhuh! It’s very matrix like, isn’t it mein GuruFather?’ So that’s what’s going on! Well those evil bastards aren’t gunna drag me down with them Guinny, I’ll fucking tell you that! Those sick sick sick suited up old pricks and cunts  aren’t gunna get me to re run this stinkshit of a 3D fucking programme! I am gunna get a hold of this cosmic fucking consciousness and shaft the fucking lot of them, I fucken am! The babysouls can have this rotten war and peace 3D duality programme, and they can shove it up their fucking mystically dumb, out of cosmic time arses! Because I’ve had enough of it Guinny, and one way or another, I am going Home now. You got that? Log it in old girl! Log it in. There’s a good little cunt of a soul tool! Love you Guinny! Love ya! I don’t hate you at all. Not anymore. I’ve got a path to the Light now and experienced helpers and guides to support me, so we’re sweet Guinivere. We are fucking sweet babe! For fucking once!

    ‘Yes it is very matrix like mein new agent! So that one must keep gnawing away at the mindtool generated holographic cord, which is connecting the matrix to the Real, until it snaps, and only the Real prevails. It’s a mystery all right, until the day that must eventually come, comes. So that with concentration on pure I am only, it suddenly and most mystically mysteriously becomes crystal clear, and exposed as nothing but the Light everywhere, fucking around with freewheeling minds. Which project holographic movies of a dimensional nature, back onto It the Light’s surface. In short, it is all a 3D to 4D farce, and a fucking ruse of unbelievable cock and bull proportions, until one realizes that one is always the fucking Light, and never ever, in a mere fucking holographic movie. As a mere bodymindmachine reflection of the Light, in a universe full of them.’

    ‘Uhuh N! That scares the shit out of me! I’m kind of addicted to being something, even if that something is a bit of a third dimensional mess. At the moment, anyway.’

    ‘Yeah! It scared me at first too, but you can get quite used to its liberating qualities, pretty quickly. To absolutely let go of all holographically false, I am just a bodymind and personality identity, is bliss. That the weight is a mind fraud and totally unnecessary is an ecstatic discovery. To hand the care of one’s soul back to the ocean that bore it, is a gas. Anyway, to cut a long mystical story short, I was wondering JT, instead of you having a six or seven digit double zero barrage of numbers attached to you all of the time, how would you like to be known as Naznath agent, triple zero? I know that that it is your emergency number out there, which kind of suits really, because the angels have got you pegged as a bit of an emergency number. One who will dance the dance of cosmic consciousness, for other Oz girls and blokes to easily follow. Hindus as well. The rest of the world too, including the Chinese. If they want it.’

    JT’s brain was in a bit of turmoil, again. The triple zero bit she couldn’t believe, because she would be coming before him who was his wucking eminence, and he had mentioned angels. Try as she may, she couldn’t figure out what in the muck that angels had to do with anything terrestrial that pertained to her.

    ‘Angels mein GuruFather! What fucking angels?’ She cosmically enquired.

    ‘The ones who have been on my mystic fucking case! To get you to front up to agent 005, down there, downunder.’

    ‘Uhuh!’ barked the Highgate kid. Not sure whether she was coming or going again, she was. The talk about angels again was spooking her a bit, and in a funny little kind of dualistic way, she would have preferred to talk about devils. Devils, because of their vested personal self interest, could always be trusted to do the same low down and dirty rotten thing all of the time. They were as predictable as shit coming out of a human’s bum, sooner or later. Angels on the other hand were a bit of an unknown quantity for JT. They were unpredictable! Because they were group orientated, and they were guided only by their inner light. She therefore couldn’t get a blazing saddle of a question out of her mind. It went along with some other stuff, like a steam train of big letters made into words, across her rather shocked, rather spooked and rather stimulated mindscreen.

     What in the fuck do the angels want with me? I am no fucking squeaky clean! I am woman, and I am a bad girl, I am. I suck men in with poisoned apples that split their consciousnesses into light and dark, I do. I fuck them right up,  and I talk to fucking snakes too! What in the fuck could angels possibly want  with a creation like me? I’m no fucking virgin! I am not getting pregnant for any cunt either! I’ll tell you that right now Guinny. These angels can fuck off, if they think this girl is going to squeeze cosmic consciousness from out of her fanny, when apparently she can have it for herself. If she plays her cards right, that is. What cards though! Oh yeah! That’s right! The pure I am one, whatever in the fuck that that is.

    The plot was getting thicker by the millisecond, and just like some young Australian females over the mystical seas are, she wasn’t absolutely sure that she could cope with it. Spacing out and feeling like a stretch in some cosmic hospital, the kid was. I am! I am! I am! It was swimming around and around and up and down in her brain, like a wucking sentinel. The Naznaths were doing her over with mystical lsd, they were. They were blowing her mind, and her picture of reality had geared into an accelerated reverse. I am the inner and the outer and the mucking great beyond too. I am made out of Light, and so is everyone and everything else. To tell the absolute truth, the kid didn’t really know what to make of all of that yet. Who does? The mystics do, deadset, and the Naznaths certainly did.

    Nizzawatta walked his talk, and he lived it fair dinkum, and there was not the slightest doubt about that in those who interacted with him. He had been up the river of Light in the big astral speedboat with the lads in the cosmic consciousness gang so far, that he spoke from there, as far as they were concerned. To them, their GuruFather was the Source come back in human form. It was the usual spiritually correct line.

    The Highgate kid was somehow feeling that over the phone, like her young woman’s intuition had just come on wucking strong, or some’in. It really is an incredibly fake and fraudulent holographic universe programme that we all live in! Life is a wucking dream all right, and the world of perception is a very very very narrow world indeed. Like looking out of a Pekinese dog’s bum, it is, apparently. People imagine that they are seeing what they have imagined that they want to see, beginning with a world populated with people, which is rolling Daisy like around a universe, then quite literally, anything at all goes after that. The medium that facilitates that is of course, the mind. That’s about what the little sheila from Highgate was beginning to cotton onto. Pretty deep deep deep wucking mystical shit, in the just off the A drive house of deep deep deep wucking mystical shit, it all was. Some doors that a citizen steps thru can be life altering doors, and she’d stepped thru one hell of a one of those on a stinking hot Oz day, all right. Being plumb mysticaled, she was the cosmic kid in the hot hot hot Naz house, she was.

    ‘You have a mind that is spread in time, and a body that is spread in space Julie. But it is all cock and bull, mindtool trumped up appearance. Because one is always the infinitely eternal consciousness ocean and what’s beyond that, and never a mere wave of it. As a single bodymindmachine holographic projection is. I am sure that the Moustache has already told you that, and to stretch out and rest up in the shade, on the ledge at the bottom of the I in your primal I am. Here’s another one for you triple zero. It came to me in a dream that I had about you, just last night actually.’

    ‘Oh yes your eminence! That’s interesting!’ Jesus! I’ve even got fucking Bombay GuruFathers dreaming about me now! Maybe it’s time for one last Ms Sharon impersonation, before I get cosmically zapped! Like these dudes reckon the ultraviolent babysouls are gunna get cosmically zapped, or some’in. Christ! These Naz are fucking unbelievable. They are from out of this world, these fucking fuckers are!

    ‘Yes. I saw you riding your ethereal astral bike I did 000. You were floating around on it like a cloud up in the sky, and you had perfect control over it. You could make it go up and down, or sideways, and you could make it go very very very fast, or very very very slow. To the point where you could just hover on it as a sitting pretty still, and mystically silent point of your  illustrious wider consciousness.’

    ‘Uhuh!’ Fuck! I wish that I had had this fucking floating dream. It sounds absolutely gorgeous.

    ‘On your astral bike, going wherever whenever you pleased, you were eternally happy, and absolutely free of fear. You had not one drop of existential baggage or darkness in you, and the omniverse was your natural home. You were the stuff of the timeless bliss that supports all life, and your essence was that of angelic love. Then something happened that caused you to lose control of your astral bike, and I saw it in a cartoon balloon that appeared above your radiant head. It was the cause of you pulverizing your entire universal and beyond self, into a human body.’

    ‘Well what did you see GuruFather? What did you fucken see? C’mon! Spit it out 001!’

    ‘Well! Being that you haven’t gone bi or gay or had a sex change yet, I saw a man.’

    ‘A man!…A man!…A fucking man!’

    ‘Yes JT! I saw a fucking man!’

    ‘Well what was the dirty prick doing in my fucking cartoon balloon, mein GuruFather?’

    ‘Agent zero zero zero, prepare yourself for a bit of a shock. Because the truth is that you and he were embracing, and you were having a long and passionate, and an incredibly ethereally sloppy, sensual kiss.’

    ‘A sensual kiss! A sensual kiss! A sensual fucking kiss! Is that all mein GF? Any sixty niners or superbeaut doggying or cowgirl rides, or second comings?’

    ‘No! No sixty niners or superbeaut doggying or cowgirl rides, or second comings. You were just having a long and sloppy astral pash with the ethereal bastard, that’s all.’

    ‘Well what happened after the pashing your eminence? For fuck’s sake! Don’t tell me that your dream gave out, or I’ll fucking wet m’self!’

    ‘No! No! It fucking went on.’

    ‘Oh good good! So what happened next old son 001?’

    ‘Well what do you think fucking happened zero zero zero? Remember! I saw you go from having perfect control of your ethereal astral bike, to having absolutely no control of it.’

    ‘Oh Wallaby Bob, that’s right! So um…err..oh no! So I started to fall, did I? Oh no! No! No! No! Not the falling from grace shit premonition! Anything but the falling from grace shit premonition! For fuck’s sake mein GF, I thought that you were going to tell me that you dreamt that I was going the other fucking way! Back up into the fucking grace shit! You know?’

    ‘No! No! No! You were falling sweety! You were coming down fucking Helter Skelter fast like, and you were absolutely screaming at the top of your ethereal lungs, “I’ll have some more of that fucking fucken sensuality stuff!” You fucking were! That ethereal pash that you had with that dude in your cartoon balloon, had put a lot of cosmic ideas into your wider illustrious system. You were all cosmically fired up, and all desired up to get yourself some more of the sensual, because you liked it! You liked it a lot, and the prospects of getting some more dramatic hugs and kisses and romantic touching, and following that up with some Earth shaking terrestrial fucking, and following that up with baby love and family love and love of friends, and love of animals and flowers and sunsets and beaches and music and so forth, and the love of enemies to stash it out with too, sent you down love. Down down down! Through one higher vibed frequency dimension after another you plummeted on your astral bike, as enormous processes went on within your wider angelical mystical programme, to accommodate that. Your soul dredged its memory banks of all of its holographic lives, to put another spirited up character together from your karma’s allowable bits and pieces, and yet another mindtool was called upon to project that character thru into here. Into this absurdly cock and bull, lunatic infested nonsense of a third dimensional programme.’

    ‘Oh no! No! No! No mein GuruFather! Not down down down! Not again! Not another fucking fall from grace! Fu….uuuck! I thought that I was supposed to be going up up fucking up! I mean, that’s what I’m fucking here for. I am not here for fucking Hoadleys mate! I think that your dream sucks your eminence. It sucks! It sucks! I don’t fucking like it! It’s a cunt of a dream, if you fucking ask me. That’s an old man’s dream GuruFather! It’s a prick of a one, and it is not a young Oz girl’s one, old son 001.’

    ‘You haven’t heard the fucking end of it yet JT!’

    ‘Do I fucking have to?’

    ‘Yes! It’s important 000!’

    ‘Oh ok! If I must mein GF I must, I suppose. I mean, I’m down! I’m down, I’m down again! That’s all that I fucken need to know! I’ve got eyes and they still work pretty good 001, and I am still seeing a planet full of fucking fuckwit fucking psychos. I’m not seeing much cosmic consciousness, yet.’

    ‘Patience my daughter, patience! I used to imagine that I was in a world populated with some tremendously psycho sick people, and some extremely high powered sleeper mystics as well, but I have absolutely no need for that sort of gross imagination any more. The same is going to happen with you and your attitude to the illusion going on here, and it will happen to many others here too. So get that into your head, but much more importantly 000, get it into your heart. If you love the Real, and I know that you do, it is the actions of your heart and not your mind that will soon bring you to enlightenment.’

    ‘Uhuh!’

    ‘So! Everything is going to work out just fine for you. In fact, it is going to work out better than you could have ever possibly imagined, and your mind will be blown from here to eternal infinity and back. So! Back to the dream, which is but a signal of what you need to do now, to go back up into the grace shit. Which is yummy yummy yummy, let me tell you triple zero!’

    ‘Uhuh!’

    ‘Your ethereal astral bike then was going around in wide circles triple zero, as you came down and landed ka plonk on top of the I, in your I am. The bike was fucked and completely out of astral gas, so without wiggling your nose you dissolved it, and then you dropped down to the bottom lid of your primal I. You hung there with your I am for a while, with nothing much to bother you, but because you didn’t have your ethereal bike anymore, and like a bird with clipped wings, you got fucking bored.’

    ‘Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Right on mein GF! Yeah I got fucking bored all right! I told Shyam all about that too 001 old son. I fell all of the way down to a boring boring boring planet, full of boring boring boring, ultraviolent God mad lunatics, I fucken did! Even Satan doesn’t deserve such a ride, but I got one for fucking free. I got downloaded into a psychotic serial killers high and low programme, but I didn’t fucken ask for it!’

    ‘Yes you did JT! Because you desired physical sensuality and beauty, and then you wandered off into an abstract I am this or that description of a conceptual forest, to find it. Which is horror! What else could anybody who was speaking their absolute truth, call I am a human? You left the base of your primal I, and the security of your first I am, where nothing at all was bothering you, and you ventured out into a conceptual fucking forest. That your mindtool constructed and manifested, immediately that alphabetic word based, conceptual sentinels from the 3D realm, entered it. It started with ma ma and da da, jumped to I am a Dora or Dick of a body, and quickly progressed to existential depression, and suicidal thoughts. You only took three steps into that holographic and conceptual I am in a bodymindmachine muck, and then you got sucked right into a valley of the human mystical lepers, third dimensional programme. I am inside of a separated bodymindmachine curried favour with the entirety of your incredibly downloaded wider consciousness, and I am the inner and the outer glory got put on the cosmic back burner. That which you really are got the cosmic boot, and that which you are not became your one and only mindtool generated, holographic identity. It was a divine tragedy sweety, if ever there fucking was one!’

    ‘Oh fuck! What a fucking universal bummer! I got monkeyed into becoming a fucking mystical leper! I hoo hoo hoo, hee hee hee, ha ha ha’d my way down to the ground, where I perfected my hoo hoo hoo’s, and my hee hee hee’s, and my ha ha ha’s.’

    ‘Yes! That’s about the size of it, but to know the way in, is to discover the way back out. Which is wisdom profound abounding in and out of you. Anyway! It the horrible human mystical lepers programme gobbled you right up, and you became terribly terribly terribly lost. As an apparently separated existential existence, with no memory of your happy happy happy days, on your ethereal astral bike. Where you were playing as an ocean, and not just as a bodymindmachine wave of it. You were also pretty afraid and pretty shitty, because you had completely lost your connection to your real mystical and spiritual home, where you as the Nameless One, hang out. As the timeless bliss, the Light, the Real, the Nameless One, or God or Goddess, or whatever you want to fucking call It. Which was a missing link in your secondhand inherited programming, which was both frightening you and making you existentially angry, at the same time. It was also getting you absolutely nowhere tremendously slowly, as far as enlightenment and matrix fucking is concerned. I am inner only, you were not enjoying, and to embrace I am the inner and the outer again, was your unconscious to conscious craving. A more pertinent dream, I have never had. It was as clear as window glass 000, it all was.’

    ‘Ohhhh fuck!…Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! A fucking valley of the third dimensional human mystical lepers programme fucken got me! Oh fuck! Fuck! Fuck! When I was having such a liberated cosmic ball too, flying and floating around on me ethereal astral bike, as free as an eagle… GuruFather! I am telling y’again! Mum raised me to be peaceful, but it’s hard mate! It’s so hard!...Oh fuck it mein GuruFather! The absolute truth of it is that if I ever get my hands on that cartoon ballooned prick who I was pashing with, I’ll murder the fucking bastard! I’ll slit his existential throat, I will! Because about as sensual as it gets for me these days, is when I shower and wash me fucken nineteen years in this holographic dump crack out. That man cunt sucked me in, and there is no fucking doubt about that! His ethereal attitude is a lot lot lot different to his terrestrial one!’

   ‘Of course! He fucking sucked himself into dualistic sensuality too JT! As soon as he was born as a bodymindmachine front up however, the mad mad mad state got a hold of him, stuck a gun in his hands, and taught him how to kill! He was dead lucky to squeeze a root in with his good missus, in between being marched off to the wars.’

   ‘Yeah! Well that’s his fucking problem!’

   ‘There are no problems triple zero! Problems are all imagined in the unreal zone, and in the valley of the Real, you will find not one problem. You have too much anger in you at the moment to comprehend that, but you will understand it soon enough my daughter.’

   ‘What in the fuck is anger GuruFather? I don’t like being existentially angry all of the time. It gives me the fucking shits! Up down! Up down! Angry, not angry. Angry again. Hate and love, and love and hate. Black dogs here, black dogs there, and unpoliced hoons the same. The same old desire and fear, and pain and pleasure shit inside and out, re run into the shitty fucking bemusing ground, over and over and over and over and over again. With never even the faintest glimpse of something absolutely different, that’s wunderbarishly inclined. Ohhhh! Fuck a carpenter or a Carpenter! It all drives me fucking nuts, and most of the time,  my sweet third dimensional Guinivere is nothing but a fucking time bomb. I wish that she’d blow up and go fifth dimensional again, and get it over and done with, I do.’

    ‘Naturally sweety! The mind must explode to reach the Real. Because behind the matrix you are made out of love and Light, and that is what your soul, or that collection of experiences of you as a spirit throughout time, space and dimension, is really yearning to explore. This existential cock and bull excreta programme here, is really just the result of a misadventure with mystical ignorance. In truth, you have absolutely no use for this third dimensional, war and peace, God mad babysoul dribble, and your subtle senses are currently screaming that out. You therefore have anger to what appears to be outside of you, when it is really inside of you, and that is your problem.’

    ‘Uhuh!’

    ‘The body sits inside the mind 000. The mind sits inside pure consciousness as drop of it, and pure consciousness is suspended within the awareness of the Real. That is the Tao! Understand then that what appears to be out there, is really in you, and comprehend that it is only a poor reflection of who you really are, and your existential problem will go away. The mind throws out part of its subjective, and then claims that the projected is all objective. Short circuit that with I am the inner and the outer, and spin your Guinivere right out, and take her back to her absolute subjective.’

    ‘Oh yeah old son 001! I’ll try!’

    ‘Don’t try! Just be! Be who you really are! Let go of all conceptual falsity, and enlightenment will just naturally happen. So! What actually is anger 000? Anger is the programme product of a conflict between a fear and a desire, which can lead to hatred directed inwardly or outwardly, quite easily. War inside or out, which is hatred in action, is never far away from anger. The first thing to do is to recognize that it the anger is mind driven by emotional passion, and to step out of it. Because you are not thought or feeling or passion, or mind or body or personality. How can you be that which you can pull your consciousness out of, and merely observe as the inner and outer, outer and inner, mystical and spiritual witness? When you are the witness observer, and what’s beyond the witness observer, perceptual identity referencing based on a conceptually descriptive axis, just doesn’t make sense. Because that which appears to be objective, is really subjective, the objective being nothing but mindtool trickery. Dispense with all of it that describes and limits you then, because it is all as false as fuck. It is holographic imagination, or a very poor imitation of it. Throw it all overboard, and let go of every secondhand inherited, I am this or that, perceptual and conceptual and personality description that you have about yourself. You are the indescribable and the inconceivable, and you are beyond the mind and its perception at Source. You are the infinite potentiality of the mystical Light, that is behind all life. I am a human is holographic mystical nonsense. Find that out for yourself! It is programme, and you are not programme. You are that which throws out all programmes into a simulated unreal life zone, and then sucks them all back in.’

    ‘Jawohl mein GuruFather! I fucken am! That’s fucking all!’

   ‘Good! Stay with that, and research I exist as what and everything else and nothing at the same time, and all will be rendered asunder for you. Accept anger JT! Accept all that the mind throws up as being of the mind and not you, and then just watch it from neutral, or let it go. Annihilate like and dislike with your love for the Source, and affectionately detach yourself from the third dimensional programme, and work on your dispassionate witness awareness. Let come what comes, and let go what goes. Do not fight it! It is not you! Because who you really are lives behind the I am door, in the supernatural spiritual and mystical beyond. Anger is bung programming and a virus of a mystical misadventure, within your wider glorious mystical adventure. Witness watch it all that is the interplay between the mind and its emotions, and investigate it from pure I am until you understand what is really behind it. Then it the anger and the other stuff will just naturally dissolve.’

   ‘Well what’s behind it mein GuruFather?’

    ‘Triple zero! You have absolutely no idea who you really are, yet. Answer who am I really, and all of your anger will turn into cosmic honey. Permanently!’

    ‘That would be nice!’

    ‘It is! It is very nice! I fucking love it, I do. The bodymindmachine has kept a habit or two, and it barks a bit now and again, and smokes biddies like a chimney, but that’s ok. The key JT is the inner and the outer connection. Turn them around and turn your mind inside out, and this holographic movie here is just a cosmic joke. Backtrack 000! Get your fucking arse out of the abstract conceptual forest, and rest up in the shade of your primal I am again!’

    ‘Jawohl mein GF!’ howled the Highgate down the throat of the phone, as she peeled off a beautifully smooth Naz salute. Which the watching on and listening in big Syb and Guru Shyam, greatly admired.

   ‘Climb back up to the top of your primal I, whisper your astral bike back into manifestation, get your fucking arse back on it, and take a fucking ride! The mystical bike is always yours to ride triple zero. Ride it girl! Ride your I am the inner and the outer and the beyond, ethereal bike again. Fuck I am woman right off, because it is nothing but juvenile soul, holographic crap. You are a lot more than a mere woman sweety, you are the spiritual and mystical Light! Impersonating and mucking around as a young woman, who is a point of the Nameless One, who is currently sleeping as a holographically trumped up third dimensional female. The baby souls here fuck with you at their own peril 000, and the near future will demonstrate that.’

    ‘Jawohl N!’ screeched the mystically pumped up kid, as she ripped another salute off, and stomped the floor vigorously. With a purdy excited black boot. Her zig zag tatts were almost on wucking fire, too. She’d never heard such stuff in all of her life, and she’d thought that she was just a fucked up Thompson. She couldn’t believe what the GF was saying to her, about who she was really supposed to be. She just couldn’t, because of the third dimensional grain in her.

    ‘The I am path is a self investigative path JT. Use it! Turn your mind into an instrument of self to Self discovery again, and shift your arse back into the natural I am the inner and the outer, cosmic consciousness mode. Move your focus away from this artificial and superficial holographic dreaming programme, thru the primal I am, and shift it back onto the Light of the Real and the Nameless One. Whom you really are! As a dimensionless point of the Source Light. Do it 000! Or I’ll come out there and rip y’bloody arm off! Then I’ll shove it up your bum!’

    ‘Jawohl 001!’

    ‘How’s your yellow dressed mum triple Zero?’

    ‘Mum! Ha! She’s all right mein GF! She’s cruising, and she’s on the prowl. She scrubbed up pretty well this morning, and she looks downright sexy in her yellow dress. If I was a bloke, I’d stick me dick up her. No worries! 005 has sent her around to Tommy’s with your message, but she’s hot GuruFather. She’s hot hot hot! She’s gunna sit on that fucking infidel’s face and rub his nose clean thru his mattress and into his bedroom floor, and then into eternal infinity, I reckon. She’s chasing a second coming, and good on her too! That fucking Muckinbudin prick needs a good face savaging, he does. I hope that she breaks his fucking nose! In three places too.’

    There was a pause at the end of the line, and for the first time in her conversation with her big big big boss, the kid became a bit hesitant.

    ‘Are you still there 001?’ She asked gingerly.

    ‘Yes JT! I am still in this 3D programme as a bodymindmachine projection, unfortunately. So! Let me get this straight 000. Your good and scrubbed up yellow dressed mother, who is hot hot hot, and who would just about fuck anything on legs to get a second coming, has been sent by 005 with my message to the premises of the antimystic, Tommy the fucking Muckinbudin infidel. Is that right?’

   ‘Yes GuruFather! I can’t tell a fucking lie! That is about the truth of it.’

   ‘Uhuh! Well sweety, hand me back to Shyam now, and we’ll chat again soon. Now you be good now, and you make out with your primal I am as much as you possibly can. Ok! You go for the Light sweety, because in a cunt of a prick filled holographic programme like this one, that’s all that you can really do.’

    ‘Ok boss! I’m on it! Here’s 005 back then. Catch y’mein GF!’ Said a happy Highgate kid, as she handed the blower to her appointed Guru.

   

   

 

 

 

 

   

 

    ‘Arrfff! Arrfff! Arrfff! Fucking mystically incorrect bastard 005! You cunt of an agent! You prick of a Naz!’ barked Nizzawatta, as soon as he heard Shyam’s moustache hairs tickle the phone. ‘You scumbag of a dimensionless point of Light! What’s the fucking idea of sending the kid’s mother around to that dopey, big dicked infidel’s place? You fucking multidimensional idiot! You know that the only love affair that I want him involved in, is the one that sooner or fucking later he must have with the spirit of the Light that is invested in cosmic consciousness. The last thing that he needs is to get himself absolutely vagina struck again, and to be all mopey and down in the pathetic dumps, or an ecstatic idiot, depending on how things are going with him and JT’s mother. If this backfires on us Moustache, I’ll dock you three and a half rupees from next month’s pay. You baldheaded old fart of a cosmic swine! Why did you do it my son? Why did thou forsake me Judas? Shiva fuck me! Kali too. You knew 005 what my line on my ward Tommy was!’

    ‘Well someone had to fucking do it N! I mean you were getting hot hot hot under the collar because you couldn’t get a hold of the cunt. The kid’s mother was available, and I had more than a hunch that she was headed for that prick Tommy’s hideout anyway. I mean, she was hot hot hot mein GuruFather!’

    ‘Yes! Yes! Yes! So I’ve fucking heard 005, and so I keep fucking hearing! Why couldn’t you have dispatched Sybil, for contacting the Tommy bastard purposes?’

    ‘Well someone has got to man the front office N! In case we get any fucking walk ins!’

    ‘Walk ins! Fucking walk ins! Oh pull the other one Shyam! I get the walk ins! You get the ones that you are assigned! That’s the way that it has always been, and that’s the way that is going to stay. So I’ll be in touch again after I’ve spoken to the infidel, and we’ll take it from there then. Until then, watch your fucking self, and remember always that you represent the Light, and that Jesus got forty days and forty nights. I am giving you forty two, and then I am pulling you all out. I’ve got a job in the States for your cell, after you’ve rested up back here, that is. You’ve got seven weeks to launch the kid into cosmic consciousness. Get her going Shyam! Because the Oracles are leaning on me, but as you well know, all that I want to do is to meet up with the cosmic consciousness boys, and go for another burn up the river of Light. Keep the Oracles happy and superspark JT Moustache, and then we’ll all get some fucking cosmic peace!’

    ‘Jawohl N! I’m on it!’

    005 hung up the phone, and another one of his cheeky mystical monkey expressions, graced his old Bombay gob. He hadn’t become a manifested human being appearance for nothing, and his bald head was radiant with the stuff of the mystic, and the stuff of sticking it right up the boss too.

    ‘The fucking boss!’ He said to the crew, with a sneer and a glare, as his fired up mystical countenance raged out of him. ‘The fucking boss has always got to find the one thing that is out of place, when everything else is perfect. They have to do that so that they can vent and bark a bit, and reestablish their wanker’s authority. Don’t they crew?’

    Two smiling ladies, smiled affirmatively back at the premier Naz agent.

    ‘So what do we say to the boss ladies?’ 005 asked them.

    Then the mystical bastard stuck a long boney middle finger up into the air, and wucking crikey, it was pretty insulting to the Gods five universes either side of this one, it was.

    ‘We say this girls, don’t we? We say fucking up yours you old mystical bastard! We say, get fucked you old enlightened cunt! You GuruFather fucker you! We say, stay out of it you exalted prick, and let the workers who are doing the fucking hard yakka work, keep on doing it! That’s what we fucking say to all dickhead bosses! Don’t we crew?’

    ‘Ha! Ha! Ha!’  JT and the big Syb guffawed lady like, as they nodded affirmatively to that.

    A little bit of a little Naz conspiracy, it all was. Even the enlightened have got those who resent their mighty high authority a bit, and never so much as on as third dimensional, ego beast driven planet, like this wucking one.

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

    The GuruFather put his phone down and curry farted heftily into his sheepskin, so that a thread or two blew off and out and floated away, and that was about as much as he thought of the proceedings. Pretty keen to get an arf or two off at that Muckinbudin bastard Tommy, he was.

   ‘Boy One!’ he cried out.

   The lad soon appeared, smiling and willing to do his employer’s business. The boss pointed at the phone, and he obligingly picked it up.

   ‘Try the fucking infidel again!’ the boss barked at him.

    So he did, but to no avail. The GuruFather sighed heavily and bid him ok, so the lad put the phone down and turned and started walking away. It was here that the boss spied a bit of an abomination going on, with his servant’s apparel. Indeed, Boy One’s loincloth had become so short and worn, and his jocks so frayed, that the bottom of his scrotum bag was clearly visible from his rear end. It was a ghastly sight not fit for man or woman, or God or Goddess either, and it was not at all what the boss currently wanted to see. As if he didn’t already have enough on his plate, that he was witnessing frustrate the terrestrial shit out of him.

    ‘Boy One!’ he hollered, as he stuck out his right arm to the horizontal. His long mystical forefinger was pointing down, straight at his stuffed full old plum tin. It was going up and down quickly too, as if to stress where the mystical dosh was.

    ‘Get yourself some fucking rupees or dollars or pounds or fucking whatever from out of the tips tin, and get your arse on down to Kali Maya’s Mart, and fucking get yourself fucking kitted out!’ Roared the fired up GF. ‘I’m sick to fucking death of having to look at your fucking scrotum bag, every time that you walk in or out of the room! What do you think my visitors are going to think, if you can’t keep your scrotum bag up where it bloody well should be? Take the rest of the day off, and get yourself some decent bloody gear you bastard, and then go to the pictures or something. Boy Two! Come up here you other of a bastard, and let me see what you look like!’ Hollered the man, whom many others thought was a GuruFather God.

    So Boy Two appeared from somewhere, as if by magic, and the GuruFather done seen straight away that the situation was even worse with his second servant. Indeed, not only was a significant slice of Boy Two’s scrotum bag clearly visible from both his front and rear ends, one of his big gonads had popped through a big hole in his jocks, and it was dangling down like a politician on parade after a pay rise, too.

   ‘Oh God! God! God!’ the boss exploded. ‘You two are fucking disgusting! You’re despicable! The human being can be a dirty dirty dirty animal, and you two are the living holographic proof of it all right. I bet that you haven’t washed my sheets and pillow covers out in the last sixteen months either! You bastards! You’re typical third dimensional men you are. You’re Daffy Ducks! Quack! Quack! Quack you bastards!’ He said to the two orphans.

    Then he bellowed out the same thing to Boy Two, as he’d done with Boy One. Three times he made the bastards take more and more dosh from out of the tin, and then he dispatched them with a bark that he wouldn’t need them again until 10pm, when he told them that he would sup. On a cold lassi, some chicken and rice, and a kulfi, followed by two cups of gingered chai. The lads were just about to go down the wooden stairs, when he called them back.

    ‘Before you go boys, Google up that fucking Tommy the Muckinbudin infidel for me! That bastard is hiding something from me, and I want to know what it fucking well is!’ He saideth loudly to them.

   So the boys did that, and they found fifty trillion sites attached to the name, Tommy the infidel. The first two pages of the very first site however, were all that they needed. Because it was all there. The dirt on Tommy, that is. They shut Google down and went back to their boss, and stood obediently close in either inside of him. Then Boy One leant forward and whispered something gingerly into the GF’s ear.

    ‘What!’ Nizza exclaimed. ‘What! What did you say Boy One? He was born in fucking Birmingham! What! Shiva fuck me! Birmingham!....Fucking Birmingham! You mean that he is really nothing but a common Englishman, posing as the Mukinbudin man from Oz?’

   The boys nodded in the affirmative, with the most somber looks upon their faces, that they could possibly muster.

   ‘But he speaks such perfect Australian! One would have to be a genius and incredibly skilled to impersonate their nasal slang twang 24/7, and that’s not Tommy!’ Exclaimed the blown away GF.

    ‘When he was eight GuruFather, he perfected the Wallaby Bob middle finger up the rectum method, and taught himself how to speak true blue Oz. He got his Australian strine down to an art form boss!’ Boy Two told, as Boy One smiled on.

    ‘Right! I see! So that’s the punk’s big secret then. He shoved his karmic finger up his existential arse in the past, in an attempt to make the karmic future go better for him. Well, he wouldn’t be the first third dimensional to do that, and the saint is a sinner, and the sinner is a saint. Sometimes. All right boys! Thank you! Off you go now. Put up the

Fuck Off sign on the door will you please, because I am going to meditate now. You two have a good time, and get yourself some decent fucking loincloths and whatnot, and enjoy the flick. Have a meal on the house too, you dirty bastards!’

    So the boys left the premises, with about two grand between them in assorted currencies, and they headed downtown with the Fuck Off sign appropriately hung up on their boss’s door. As they walked happily and merrily along, with their exposed scrotum bags and the odd nut collecting old Bombay street dust, they were beaming smiles into the scented with dung atmosphere. They were absolutely delighted with their time off, and they looked like a dirt cheap advertisement for a really good toothpaste, as gaily they strode along. They looked quite poor as well, but they weren’t, because they’d practically emptied the tips tin.

  

    ‘I’ve never heard the GuruFather swear so bloody much Sanjeev! What has got into the old bastard?’ Boy One asked Boy Two.

    ‘He’s not happy with either Tommy or 005 Ranjiv! Also, I think that he may have picked up a compulsive swearing virus from this Australian girl that he and the downunder cell are occupied with,’ Boy Two told him. ‘You know? This zero zero zero, that the bastards call JT.’

    ‘What! The bloody compulsive swearing virus came down thru the phone waves, did it Sanjeev?’

    ‘It fucking must have done Ranjiv! We were lucky not to fucking get it ourselves!’

    All of a sudden, they stopped. They were outside of a picture theatre, and two big billboards had caught their attention spans. They were advertising the current films showing, and one was a Bollywood item, whilst the other one hailed from Hollywood. A sober Margaret and David had given both flicks two and a half stars, it said in their bottom right corners. Actually, in print so small, that no one could make it out. Ranjiv and Sanjeev most certainly couldn’t, and it was something else that had pulled their attention spans in. Actually, it was breasts. The Indian lady in the Bollywood advert was traditionally dressed in a sari, and was obviously singing her guts out, but she had a Jane Russell pair that looked like they wanted to bust out of her tight as tight clothing, pronto. She had Indian Bette Davis eyes as well. The Hollywood film meanwhile, being Sex In The City, had severely exposed white western breasts, literally everywhere. Like they were all over the billboard, as if they were about to jump out of it and start slapping the boys around, and perhaps wake them up from their third dimensional slumbers. So that they too might graduate into cosmic consciousness.

   ‘Well Sanjeev!’ Said Ranjiv. ‘What do you want to see old buddy? Do you want to see traditionally bound up beauties? Or do you want to see severely exposed white western boobies, all over the screen?’

   ‘Do you think the GuruFather would mind Ranjiv, if we went to see the western film, and had a look at some severely exposed American breasts?’

   ‘What has it fucking got to do with him Sanjeev! He is back there meditating and going where he goes when he meditates. He is happy, and we are free agents. If we want to put our fucking rupees down, and go and look at white western boobies up on the big screen, we are allowed to!’

   ‘Very well then. We’ll do it then Ranjiv old buddy! We’ll get ourselves kitted out, and we’ll have a meal and order a takeaway for the boss, and then we’ll put our rupees down and have a look at what the decadent west has got to offer.’

   ‘A good idea Sanjeev! A bloody good idea! It is our time off, and no bastard can tell us what we can do with it. We are free servants my old buddy!’

   So, having plotted out what they were going to do with their time off, the boys proceeded to walk gaily down the street again. Surrounding them, a billion plus Indians were slogging it out with their existentiality. Some were telemarketers, and some were not, whilst the odd one in a billion like 001, was endowed with cosmic consciousness. A few others didn’t even have a loincloth to protect their scrotum bags. One of them in a nearby street was surrounded by a pack of a hundred wild street dogs, who were scaring the shit out of everybody else, including the cops, but not him. Because they were his friends, and he trusted them a lot more than he did clothed people.

    ‘Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Yap! Yap! Yap! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf!’ the dogs all went, as the crowds and the khaki clad cops parted, to let the unclothed bastard by.

 

   

 

 

 

 

    The GuruFather meanwhile sighed ever so appreciatively to the universe, because finally he was alone, like he wanted to be. He had the solitude that he needed for professional meditating purposes, and being a long time experienced practitioner of this mystical art, it wasn’t long after he shut his eyes that he withdrew into the entirety of his wider ethereal consciousness. In that super glorious stillness and silence that he had become so used to, where he left all mental thought and mental imagery for dead, and where watching everything absolutely dispassionately was his cosmic game, he was soon resting up in the shade of his blessed mystical inner and outer and beyond consciousness. He was no longer a bodymindmachine programme, he had flown the coup from that mindtool made holographic rubbish, where souls can get so caught up in their own mystical and terrestrial ignorance, that it is just not funny.

    Sri Nizzawatta Maharaj’s heartbeat had slowed to a gentle walk, and he was to all intensive purposes dead to both the 3D body, and the 3D mind. This appalling human world, was just not in his focus anymore, and he was a lucky lucky lucky matrix busting man, he was. From his beloved existential and mystically attuned spot, he blasted thru the lovable ethereal darkness at way beyond ufo speeds, and he left the fourth dimension and the tunnel and all of the astral cats hanging around it behind, until he found the common primal I am door, again. It was as usual mystically speaking, wide open, and on one side of it this universe reigned, and on the other side of it, it didn’t. There was a dubious ethereal note pinned on it as well. Nizza roared up to it in spirit, and ethereally glared at the note’s contents. It said;

    Nizza! Pier 13! Hurry up you mystical bastard! Me and the boys will be waiting for you. We’ll cast off and go for another ripper of a burn up the river of Light, and have a dip in the Real, before those Oracle bitches even know that you’re back. We’ll stitch them right up me old cosmic mate, we will!                            

    It was signed; The Bood

    The GuruFather who had temporarily gone awol from the Earth programme, sky laughed, as 92 trillion galaxies twirled behind his hyper advanced spirit. He knew that he and the boys would never beat the Oracle bitches, because they were 7th dimensional constructions, whilst he and the boys were mere 5th dimensionals. The Oracles had actually invited the boys to join the tremendous amalgamation of mostly feminine based angelic deities, that comprised their existential and mystical essence. However, the boys had politely declined. On account of they were happy just burning up and down the river of Light, and going in and out of the Real, or doing the odd upper programme for a bit of fun. They didn’t want to be absolved into a cosmic nurturing ball, which roamed the universes looking for bung planetary programmes to fix up. Not yet. They wanted to greet cosmic consciousness customers coming up from the third, thru the fourth to the fifth, and whisk them off for a super burn up the river of Light. Plus a little bit of the old, in and out of the Real. Which for a third dimensional human apparently, who is tripping out of their mindtool’s holographically projected humanoid body, is the number one buzz. It doesn’t get any better than being dissolved back into the One life, and partying with the Nameless One, and going home to one’s Source again, the mystics say. One can’t stand back and know It the Real, one has to be It again, they reckon.

    Compared to the average mortal bow and arrow type, the cosmic consciousness boys were nuclear bombs. They had all long ago shafted the third dimensional matrix, and hyper exploded themselves into cosmic consciousness. They had turned their minds and their existentialities inside out, and they had done quite well for themselves, they had. There was no doubt about it, they were the top gun players of the 3D Earth programme, so far. They had inherited the power to create holographic scenarios at will, as 5th dimensional do apparently, and the whole river of Light programme, up to the point of entering It the Real and the Nameless One’s territory, was their doing. The thing was however, that compared to the Oracle bitches, the lads were the bows and arrows. The Oracles could dissolve an omniverse at will, or likewise spin a trillion of them out, and they were the nuclear bombs in the Real zone. So that anyone that came thru the timeless I am gate, they would usher off for a walk and a chat, up the pulsatingly good and sweet sweet sweet banks of the river of Light. Always!

    Without exception, the Oracle bitches grabbed the cosmic customers first, before the boys could whisk them off for a wee burn up the river of Light. In their big big big, mystical speedboat. The one that had the deep deep deep throbbing motor, that is. The Oracles were omniversal planners and nurturers, and they usually had business with any giant soul who came thru the pure I am gate. So that they always got preference when dealing first up with any multidimensional gate crashers. This, to tell the absolute truth, pissed the boys right off. Because they all reckoned that any giant soul who came thru the gate, should get a burn up the river of Light, and a dip in the Real in, before any cosmic business to do with the salvation of wretchedly beautiful worlds, was attended to. In other words, they argued for mystical r and r first, and then cosmic business work second, and who could possibly blame them for that? Certainly not the average Joe Blow, or Mary Clarke of a citizen. Even Jane and John Doe wouldn’t argue against it. In fact, they’d probably be all for it, considering they’re supposed to be dead.

    Basically however, when it came right down to it, the fifth dimensional asked the seventh dimensional how high that they wanted them to jump, and how many and which planets to skip, and the seventh dimensional told the rest of the story. The boys were boys though, and they were gung ho mystics all right, and if just once they could change the mystical status quo, they would. There was absolutely no malice in their attempts to put one over the Oracles however. It was just a high up game that both they and the big big big bitches, enjoyed playing. It was a bit of mystical fun jousting, and a re run of the establishment versus the upstarts that one finds everywhere these days, that’s all.

    The cosmic consciousness crew were well aware that the Oracles were full of tremendous male angelic deities too, and that the timeless time would come when they would amalgamate with them, but it was not the time for that. Not yet. Because they had not yet had their fill of wucking around on the river of Light, in their big big big mystical speedboat, that had the incredibly deep deep deep throbbing motor. The 5th dimensional lads lived to greet customers of cosmic consciousness, and to take them for a magical mystery tour up the river of Light, and back into the Real. They did. It wasn’t their timeless time to go omniversal, not yet.

    They also functioned as mediums between the Oracles and mortals, they did. They were in on the big big big divine plan, that the Oracles had to save the wretchedly bad, Earth programme. They’d all done mortal lives where they’d shot their mouths off, and told the mortals all about the inner and outer cosmic consciousness, that led to the river of Light’s territory. It wasn’t their fault that the mortals got that all mucked up with their wrathful God conceptuality, and that they were all running around killing each other, in their names. That lower beast brained lunacy and insanely mad moronic monkey business wasn’t their doing, and they’d just been agents for the Light, and they still were. Maybe it was time to send a young woman to do an angelic man’s job, that was what the Oracles were planning, and they all knew it. The Earth’s girls were playing soccer and cricket and driving trucks and doing all of the hairy man things these days, so the big big big cosmic bitches, who were absolutely full of kazillions of angelic deities, figured that the girls might as well have a go at cosmic consciousness, as well. Let it be said that the Oracles were not a party to any exclusive ground zero brute boy’s, or cosmic gentlemen’s clubs. Just as well too. Because otherwise the karma fair Earth really would be damned. 

    To tell the absolute truth however citizen, the lads were one hundred percent behind the Oracle’s grand plan to foster a young female with cosmic consciousness, from the 3D unreal zone, into the Real’s one. They all knew what that meant, in that she would be the first of the crop, and the first of many, and they were wucking excited by the prospects of getting a young super sheila onto their deep deep deep throbbing boat. They were looking forward to pointing out this or that 5D holographic game wormhole to her, and maybe talking to some river spirits with her, but most of all, they were absolutely dying to motor back into the Nameless One with her. They wanted the Light of that which the mind can only conceptualize to be called absolutely nothing, to be all hers again, they all did.

    The ethereal guys didn’t get many customers of cosmic consciousness, and they’d never ever received a female mortal. These days Nizza came thru whenever that he could snatch a break from his Earth duties, and that was about it. Ethereal blokes, just like terrestrial blokes, can get pretty toey, if there are no cosmic chicks around. The lads had even been rumbling that JT might even turn out to be the first customer that they whisked away for a burn, before the Oracle bitches could get to them. They were ethereal dreaming, they were. Usually these heady for them days, tied up down at Pier 13, where they would hawkeye watch the timeless I am gate.

    Up on a lusciously emerald green green green green green and mystically choice hill, overlooking Pier 13, the gate sits. Patiently, most of them would wait in their big big big speedboat, tapping their ethereal feet. To kill a bit of the timeless, others would wander around the shore, and take walks up and down the riverbanks. Confucius was one of them. Zarra, the driver of the big big big ethereal speedboat, liked to poke around the cosmic banks as well. Like a cosmic kid playing, just like the rest of them, Zarra was. With hawk eyes, they’d keep a view on the gate, whilst expecting the Highgate kid to come thru it at any moment. They had been waiting a deal of the timeless for some ascended feminine essence to come thru the great gate and cosmically breeze them all out, and by crikey, they were looking forward to JT’s impending arrival. They were absolutely dying for the Highgate kid to show up, so that they could show off their magical construction to her, and take her for a bit of a dip in the Real.

    Waiting, waiting, waiting, and more waiting was their game, but they knew that they were real close to something absolutely different, and boy! Were the superlads ever cosmically excited about that? Yes they were. They were ethereally pissing themselves for JT to rock up, and they were more than keen to have a little 3D gone 5D female onboard, to love and cherish in the timeless and deathless state. Where the concepts known as separation and different to and better than, are nothing but dirty holographic jokes, and the stuff of ultra ignorant humans.

 

    Nizza mystically gurgled again, because he was going home again, and about that he was pretty ethereally chuffed. Cosmically tickled pink, he was. He stood backwards in the always open and common primal I am doorway, and gazed one last time at the ninety two trillion galaxies that his third dimensional mindtool had thrown up.

    Boring! Boring! Boring! He said telepathically to the ultra grand scale and unbelievably spread out construction, as if it was nothing but some mindtool’s fancy chuck chunder job. Then the ascended bugger gazed over his shoulder at what was behind him in spirit, and to call it jet jet jet black would be insulting, because it was a lot lot lot darker than that. It looked like a mortal mind’s absolute worst nightmare come true, but he absolutely loved its formless quality, he did. To him, it was the lusciously glorious path home. The old old old lovable mystic, spread eagled in the doorway, and gently let himself fall back. Like a parachutist dropping from a high altitude plane, he let himself go and fell into eternal infinity. Out of nothing he had come to slog it out as a GuruFather, doing GuruFather duties upon this wretchedly beautiful Earth. In the direction of becoming a mystical nothing again, he was heading. Hence, his ecstatic mystical mood.

    From absolutely nothing something called a universe with some things in it, like suns and planets and word based thoughts, comes. From the unseen cometh the seen. From the unknown gels the known, and without the unmanifested, no manifestation would follow. This the GF was well aware of, and it didn’t bother him to head for the Source that is an absolute nothing. Not at all. In fact, he was all revved up for it like a little wucking kid playing the best cosmic game in this universe, he was.

   Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! He sung super jovially to the departing ninety two trillion galaxies, as he committed himself once again to the cosmic cause.

    Gently he float fell ethereal back first, into the unbelievable jet black darkness. For a while he just drifted down, like he’d fallen into a giant fluffy cushion programme, or some’in. He enjoyed the euphoric let go buzz to its max, and then as if the fluffy cushion of jet blacker than all wuck stuff had reached the point of its deepest descent, he swiveled onto his front and began ascending again. He dropped the cloudy nebulous format that he had been using, and became a golden dot of light that was moving a lot lot lot faster than the average citizen can go. As a matter of fact, the GuruFather was wucking flogging along, and he was absolutely mucking transcendentally hooning it, he was.

    Up on his ascended mindscreen, numerous programme wormholes began to appear. They were of all different colours, and were emitting their own idiosyncratic sounds. Like someone trying to get at the last bar of chocolate, in the last supermarket left on a dying world, he flitted into this wormhole or that, hurtled out of the other end of it, and then cosmically zoomed up another chosen one. It was as if he was following a well worn trail, at the speed of light. Then it all just gave out, because time stopped, and there was only one programme wormhole left, and he roared straight into it. Om! Om! Om! It was wucking going, and it was the programme wormhole called; I am the inner and the outer and the beyond that is cosmic consciousness. Indeed, it was the one that many a human is dreaming about finding, again. Of all of the programme wormholes in this universe, it is the Naz say, by far the quickest one to the Real. Sri Nizza! He was the living proof of that all right.

   

    The cosmic consciousness lads, as per usual these heady cosmic days, were hanging around down at Pier 13, waiting waiting waiting, for some action from the timeless I am gate. Zarra had had enough of wandering around the shore, and he was sitting back in his driver’s seat. Which was up the front right hand side of the boat. He was in his nebulous format, and from it a big copper coloured Zarathustran arm was extended. It looked amazingly human, and its hand was palm fondling the big driver’s throttle, most affectionately. Zarra was just dying to fire up the big big big ethereal speedboat, and go for a burn up the river of Light, he was.

    Don’t worry baby! It can’t be much longer now and we’ll have a cosmic customer, and then we’ll be off for a wicked wicked wicked burn! He telepathically told his favourite deep deep deep throbbing motor.

    Confucius was still mucking around ashore, in his nebulous form. He had disappeared into some ethereally green glowing and thick as all thick bamboo forest, and he was wucking around and having a right old timeless time, talking to the elemental spirits in there. Paul was in his nebulous format as well, and was miles down the back of the boat and leaning over the side. He was talking to some river spirits, and joking around with them, and ethereally singing to them as well.

    ‘Some spirits just want to fill the omniverse with silly love songs…and what’s wrong with that you ethereal reptiles…,’ he crooned to a bunch of river crocs, as Mo 1 and Mo 2, in their golden light dot formats, hovered behind him. The Mo boys were float pacing up and down the boat, and not for one moment did they take their ethereal eyes off the gate.

   ‘The kid is due at any moment Mo! We’d better be ready! We’re going to have to do a wham bam thank you cosmic Ma’am, if we’re to get her aboard and blow the pier, before those Oracle bitches get here,’ Mo 1 said to Mo 2.

    ‘Yeah! Say! Um! Do you think that she may fancy an ethereal camel ride Mo? I’ve got a brute of a cosmic beast already picked out for the young highness. Robert! I’ve called him.’

    ‘We’ve got to get her into the boat, and whisk her back up the river and back into the Real first Mo! First things first mate!’

   “Yeah! I’spose so. Oh well! The beast will just have to wait his turn Mo, just like everybody else.’

    ‘That is the Tao of the omniverse Mo!’

    ‘Yeah! Tell me about it Mo! Tell me about the waiting waiting waiting game mate,’ Mo answered Mo. With more than a touch of ethereal sarcasm, in his holy transmission.

    The Bood and Jesus, and Plotinus, and Dante, along with Francis Bacon, Balzac, Walt Whitman and Ed Carpenter, and a few of the others, were all ethereally snoozing. They were cosmically sitting in the comfortable seating that ran around the edges of their gigantic boat, and mostly they were in their multidimensional, nebulous formats. Jesus’ head was projected out, and was lolling on the side of the boat, and the others had various body parts projected out of their clouds, that were assisting them to ethereally snooze. Socrates, Wordsworth, Gideon, Billy Blake, Ramakrishna Paramahansa and Horace Traubel, were in their gold dot light formats, and they were all buzzing around the shore side of their dirty great big ethereal speedboat. Like cosmic bar flies hawkeying the gate, they all were.

    All of a sudden like, the divinely timeless I am’s gate’s incoming alarm bells and sirens went off, and all wucking hell broke loose. Faster than speeding bullets, the Bood and Jesus were up on their cloudy feet, and ready to go.

    ‘Is it she?’ Screeched the Bood.

    ‘Is it her?’ Screamed the Jesus.

    ‘Is it the kid?’ Horace Traubel asked excitedly.

    ‘Is it the Highgate?’ enquired a super enthusiastic Billy Blake.

    There was a mystical pause as the wucking stardust that had exploded thru the gate settled back into nothing again, and all together they put their recognition sensors out. There was a sister or brother golden dot of light up there on the hill, quite obviously on their side of the timeless I am gate, but golden dots of light can be difficult to recognize from a timeless distance. So it took a moment before Carpenter absolutely exploded.

    ‘It’s Nizza!’ he roared, like a super happy lion.

    ‘Nizza!’ Exploded the others, all together like. ‘It’s our old cosmic mate Nizza! He must have got your note Bood!’ They told the Bood, and the Bood told himself too.

    Then, faster than speeding bullets, they all took to their golden light dot forms and rushed up to meet their old cosmic mate. Who was a on a very short break from the third dimension, and who was super hanging out for a quick dip in the Real. They greeted the GuruFather like they were going to a pissup, and rubbed him up and down sky affectionately, and buzzed around him excitedly for a moment, and then the collective order came out. Even Nizza himself was in on it, too.

    ‘Zarra!’ They all fair mystically roared, like sky lions do. ‘Fire up the boat! We’re bloody well out of here! Right! Right! You’re bloody well right, we’re bloody well out of here!’ they all sung, joyously.

    Well Zarra didn’t have to be asked twice. He was back in the driver’s seat, faster than Jumping Jack Flash can get himself another root. His fingers were on the big ignition key, faster than establishment pigs can kill a few more innocent civilians, and he turned it quicker than a good or bad citizen can die in their sleep. There was an almighty cosmic boom, and then the motor fair throbbed into life, and deep in the bowels of their magnificent ethereal machine, it purred away on almost silent throbbing. Like a pussycat on parade, on some sky wanker’s boardwalk, it was. Zarra could make it make a noise though, and he did so as he jerked the big big big throttle handle, back and forth.

    Varroooooom! Varroooooom! Varrrrroooooommmmmmm! The big big big ethereal engine fair roared, as the essence of the river of Light gurgled ferociously out of the back of it.

    Quicker than a common dirty politician can blow their entire career, with one little bit of exposed dirty business, the other cosmic consciousness lads were back in their boat. Together they scanned for the Oracles, and picking nothing up, they ethereally beamed absolute delight together. The cheekiest ethereal monkey grins that any wucking God has ever seen, were on their faces. They knew that they were being naughty cosmic boys, by pissing off before the bosses arrived, or by attempting to, but they were absolutely loving being naughty cosmic boys, they were. Transcendental adrenaline was flying around their constitutions, it was. Sky rebels with a cosmic cause to give an old mate doing hard yakka time upon this Earth, a quick dip in the Real, they all were gung ho mystics and there’s no wucking doubt about that.

    ‘Here we ethereally go! Here we ethereally go! Here we ethereally go!’ They all sung super mirthily. Hot to trot they all were, because it looked like they were in with a good cosmic chance of finally evading the Oracle bitches. Horace Traubel and Ed Carpenter were manning the cast off lines, so to speak, and they were just about to get the cosmic directive from Zarra to cast off, when the GuruFather did a Young One’s Nigel, and brought everybody right down and thoroughly back into Oracle bitch’s territory. Like they all went from raucous gone beyond excitement, to ethereal bummer of the timeless millennium century stuff, in about a zillionth of a second flat. Somewhat, like humans can do, only a bit little bit slower.

    ‘I don’t want to bring you boys down, but someone’s missing dudes!’ The Nizza told them.

    It took them all less than a millisecond of the timeless stuff for them to compute who the party pooper of an absentee was, and apart from Zarra, they all took to their cloudy formats and lined up alongside each other, on the shore side of their big big big ethereal speedboat. Which was humming with the deep deep deep throbbing motor, absolutely purring away underneath their cloudy feet. Forty eight of them were standing side by side, plus Zarra, plus the awol big C, meaning that their sky gang numbered exactly 50. That is, out of all of the billions upon billions upon billions of evolving souls, who have mucked and still are mucking with the 3D Earth programme, these mere 50 had blown the wuck out of the third dimensional matrix, and hyper accelerated themselves into fifth dimensional cosmic consciousness. Where the real top gun, 3D Earth programme players hang out.

    These mere 50 had turned it all existentially around and inside out, by playing wholeheartedly and earnestly with the I am the inner and the outer and the beyond too programme, to live life as it should be lived as supreme mysticals, and gun gun gun cosmic players. They had no problems to speak about, save putting one over the Oracles, and they never ever suffered from the existential blues, or felt sorrow or fear, because they had worked out there who am I stuff to absolute perfection. As far as they were all concerned they were the Light, and as far as the Light was concerned they were the Light, and that existential and mystical arrangement suited them just fine. It wucking did.

    The lined up cosmic consciousness endowed lads, projected their main mortal counterpart head from out of their clouds, although just to be different, Horace Traubel shot three wucking heads out. One was a Boris, from a Russian incarnation that he had done, whilst the other was an American Ted, from a Yankee human programme that he had done. Apparently, the other was was an unknown, though some of the others had their suspicions that it might be his mad woman life’s head. On account of there was a lot of red ethereal hair on it, and it was all over the cosmic place.

    ‘Confucius!’ They all hollered to the ethereally green bamboo jungle, where the old old old Chinaman had gone. ‘C’mon big C! Nizza’s here! We’re casting off old chap!’ They all mystically yelled into the ethereally green, bamboo jungle. There was no response however, and so they yelled again, and when there was still no response to that, the GuruFather lost it, and he snapped he did. First up Tommy the infidel was wucking him around, and then Shyam was putting the mystical boot into him, and then Boy One and Boy Two disgusted him, and now wucking Confucius was holding him up. Confucius was stopping him from going for a quick dip in the Real, when he really needed to go for a quick dip in the Real, he was. The GF was in dire need of his cosmic fix, and the old old old Chinaman was blocking that. No wucking wonder then that the old old old Indian cracked. Even the enlightened can lose it and commit existential sky rage. It is written.

    ‘Confucius!’ He exploded in the direction of the bamboo, so that a nuclear bomb wave effect came out of his ethereal mouth, and bent the bamboo back something shocking. So that it was almost kissing the ethereal dirt, sort of stuff.

    ‘Fucking hurry up, you fucking old Chinese cunt! Get your fucking ethereal arse back on the boat, you big dickhead of an ethereal bastard!’ The Nizza absolutely sky screamed, at the bamboo jungle. So that another nuclear bomb wave effect came out of his cosmic gob, and flattened the bamboo even more. So that it was literally obvious that anyone who didn’t get the message in the middle of all of that sky damage, would have to be extraordinarily focused on something else. There was still no sign of Confucius however.

    ‘What in the fuck is he fucking doing in there boys? He must be having a mystical wank or something!’ the GF exploded. Pure GurFather rage it was, that was coming out of his eminence.

    On their parts, the lads were all both astounded and highly amused with their Earth brother’s language. Quickly they jointly ethereally Googled up the words fucking, dickhead and arse, and they looked up cunt and bastard as well. They located them in some sacred ancient word files, and collectively noted that the incredibly brilliant f and c words could have millions of different meanings, and that they could be used in a kazillion different situations, whilst arse and dickhead and bastard were more specific sacred ancient words. Collectively also they were aware that their bros Nizza was desperate for a dip in the Real, and so were they as an offset to the boring waiting game programme, and they were also a bit pissed off with Confucius for the Godforsaken delay. So they all instantaneously decided to back Sri Nizzawatta Maharaj up, they did.

    ‘Confucius!’ they all roared at the bamboo, as Horace Traubel shot another three heads out. Though there is no time here to go into who they were, what with all of this other ethereal agro business happening.

    ‘Fucking hurry up, you fucking old Chinese cunt! Get your ethereal fucking arse back on the boat, you big dickhead of an ethereal bastard!’ They absolutely screamed at the green green green green green, ethereal bamboo jungle. Which always returned to normal, after it had been cosmically sprayed. Confucius still didn’t appear however, but bummer of all bummers for them, the cosmic bitches did. The boys had been making that much ethereal noise, that they’d figured that someone must have come thru the gate, and so they’d come to investigate. Oracles Betty, Wilma and Samantha, didn’t miss a trick. Not on their own divine dunghill.

 

    ‘Oi! Hang on! Where do you cosmic punks think that you’re going?’ Oracle Betty cried out, as her and Oracle Wilma and Oracle Samantha came whizzing up the riverbank. So that they more or less just appeared on the pier, as golden balls of light, that were about the size of truck tyres. Considerably bigger than the little dots that the boys were, and real existential heavyweights they were.

    Oh shit! Zarra told himself.

    Oh shit! The rest of the boys told themselves.

    Oh shit! Shit! Shit! They all told themselves. Pretty ethereally deflating for them to get busted by the big cosmic bitches again, it was.

    ‘Well! Well! Well! Look who’s back in the timeless! If it isn’t young Nizza. We would have thought that you would have been reporting in Nizza, to give us full details on how our ward Julie Thompson is coming along,’ said Oracle Betty.

    ‘I was just going for a quick dip in the Real first!’ The super frustrated GuruFather roared back.

    ‘No! No! No! We must have our meeting with you first. You know the drill and accepted formality Nizza!.... Zarra! Kill the motor!’ Oracle Betty roared.

    ‘Oh fuck fucking fucken formality!’ our Earth’s GF exploded, as he stomped a cloudy bare foot on the deck. Three times.

    ‘What did you say Nizza? Are you using the sacred ancient words punk?’ Oracle Wilma asked.

    ‘Zarra!’ Oracle Betty roared again. ‘Turn the fucking engine off! Now!’

    ‘I’ve got a compulsive swearing virus! I picked it up from JT!’ Nizza told.

    ‘You mean our ward is fond of using the sacred ancient words?’ The Oracles asked collectively, as Zarathustra finally cut the motor.

    ‘Cunts!’ He said to nobody in particular, as he did so.

    ‘What was that Zarra?’ demanded Oracle Betty.

    ‘Currents I said! Lovely currents everywhere in our set up, hey boys?’

    ‘Yeah! For sure Zarra!’ The boys answered him collectively.

    ‘The answer to your question mein Oracles is yes. Yes! JT is most fond of using the sacred ancient words,’ the GF told.

    ‘Well! That’s interesting! Come come come then agent Nizza. We must hear more! Our ethereal riverbank now punk! Let’s take a little ethereal stroll shorty!’

    ‘So is she still sporting a dyed black shaven head style Nizza?’ Oracle Samantha asked, as the GF ethereally clambered out of the dirty great big ethereal boat. A bit like the Grumpy out of Snow wucking White, he was pretty peeved off. He’d had bad cosmic days before, and so does every citizen, but this one was doing him in.

    ‘I don’t fucking know!’ he grumped, as the compulsive swearing virus roared around his system. ‘As a fucking third dimensional bodymindmachine, I am based thousands of miles away fom her! How in the fuck would I know what her fucking hairstyle is like?’

    ‘Her hairstyle is most important Nizza! She will need an appropriate one to rouse the dimensionally slumbering masses into cosmic consciousness.’ They told him collectively.

    The GF couldn’t believe it. He should be passing through the pearly gates right about now, and entering the Nameless One’s ultra blissful set up, where nothing at all bugs one. Instead he was talking about terrestrial wucking hairstyles! He just couldn’t believe it, and he decided to kill Confucius, only he knew that he couldn’t. Because he knew that both he and Confucius, and the rest of the boys, and the Oracles, and the omniverse on the other side of the timeless I am gate, were all cells of the One life. It would make as much sense to try and kill Confucius, as it would to put a bullet in his own terrestrial bodymindmachine’s brain, and he wasn’t that stupid. Whilst the same cannot be said, for many many many a mere mortal. Whose absolutely rank and mystically false, I am a super selfish and super ignorant inner bodymindmachine programme set ups, have most assuredly, got the better of them. The Naz say.

   

    ‘Now how is Tommy going?’Oracle Wilma asked.

    ‘Tommy!’ the GF grumped again, like a well and truly, grumpy cosmic old man. ‘Do we really have to discuss that lying infidel bastard?’

    ‘Why? Has he been giving you trouble Nizzy wizzy?’ The Oracles collectively enquired.

   ‘I fucken told you all in my last report, and I am telling you again in this fucking one! Tommy is nothing but fucking trouble! Tommy has always been nothing but fucking trouble, and quite possibly he may stay that way and go down into the coming 3D Earth programme re run, for fucking fuckwit ultraviolent babysouls! How many fucking times do I have to say it mein Oracles? Tommy is not that mystically bright! He’s not quite the full existential fucking rupee!’

    ‘Cool down Lord Nizza! Tommy is our ward as much as JT and every soul messing with the 3D Earth programme is, and we would have it that if it is at all possible, that he be raised also into higher consciousness, and that he not go down into another 3D holographic shit of a re run. We also detect behind his playing dumb façade, a very cunning and manipulative intelligence, and we do not think him to be as existentially dumb, as you do. So! What do you see as his main problem to mystical success GuruFather?’ They asked together, like Oracle bitches tend to do.

    ‘He’s a sex addict first up, and a God backed war addict second up!’ Nizza told, as he did his level best to cool himself off.

    ‘Oh! You’ll have to keep him away from horny women then!’ They all told him.

    ‘I tried! I tried! I tried! I tried but Shyam shafted me! 005 did the dirty on me, he did!’ exclaimed the GF, as he eagerly dobbed on his number one. Pass the buck worked for some mortals, so he thought that he may as well give it a go.

    ‘What! Petty politics amongst the ranks causing inordinate running! We must hear more of this Nizza! We’re not the Western Australian Liberal party! We’re a sky high organization, and we pride ourselves on that. Now we’ll have the full details on this incident please!’ The Oracle bitches demanded.

    The strolling along reluctantly spirit of Sri Nizzawatta Maharaj, gazed out across the seemingly endless waters of the river of Light. There was a dreamy and lusciously adorable golden hue coming off the river, and not too far away from the bank he could see the spirit of a river croc lazily swimming by. As a matter of fact he recognized the particular croc. It was Wolly Bush, it was.

    ‘Well!’ he said to the big big big cosmic bitches. ‘Last I heard, the kid’s mother Louise was getting around in a super sexy yellow dress, from which she was just oozing sex appeal, and the exploding desire for a second coming. Apparently, according to all reports that I received, the kid’s mother was hot hot hot!’

    ‘Hot! Hot! Hot! Did you say Nizza?’ the Oracles collectively asked, just to clarify matters.

    ‘Yawhol mein Oracles!’ the Nizza shot back. ‘She was hot hot hot! I can’t tell a lie in heaven, and unfortunately that’s what the agents were all telling me, your highnesses. Anyway, against my directives, Shyam sent the mother around to fucking Tommy’s pad, to deliver a message from me.’

    ‘What! Oh shit no!’ the Oracles all said together.

    ‘Oh shit shit shit!’ they all went. ‘Bloody 005! You’ll have to have a word with that disobedient bastard Nizza!’

    ‘I already have mein Oracles!’

    ‘We hope that you called him a multidimensional idiot 001!’

    ‘I did Oracle Betty! I did Oracle Wilma! I did Oracle Sam! Honest I fucken did!’

    ‘Is he to succeed you Nizza?’

    ‘Yes your highnesses!’

    ‘Well make sure that the prick does just that, and that he doesn’t fucking precede you!’

    ‘Yes Ma’ams! I understand!’

    ‘Now! Your full report on the Highgate kid, if you please 001!’

    ‘Jawohl mein Oracles!’

 

    So the GuruFather got dragged off further up the goldenly toned riverbank to give his full report, and when he returned Confucius had finally showed up. A few timeless sacred ancient words were said, and then the boys took their boat out into the middle of their fabulously wide river of Light. After burning up it somewhat, like a pack of CSI Miami Horatios, with stiff cloudy jaws stuck out the front of them, and their ethereal sunnies on, they came to the most divine construction that they had ever constructed, they did. It was an awesome awesome awesome bit of ethereal holographic work too, and everyone around reckoned that it was absolutely, a cosmic masterpiece. Then the cosmic consciousness boys entered their masterpiece, with big mystical grins plastered all over their faces, and they all took a dip in the Real, they did.

    About an hour after he had started meditating, Sri Nizzawatta Maharaj opened his eyes, and to say that he was considerably refreshed and immune again to this Earth and its myriad problems, would be an understatement. He was watching everything and every thing calmly and peacefully again, including his mindtool’s thoughts and emotions, like it was all just a passing show, and just not worth getting worked up about. The impartial inner and outer witness of it all, that is made out of love and Light, he was. That’s all. No mindworks to speak about.

    Then he started to see word impressions about Tommy and other beings up on his mindscreen, and well, they were still pretty wild ones. He had to admit that to his wider cosmic consciousness, and he had to plead not guilty also to the fact that rumbles from an alphabet can be pretty hard to get away from, in the third dimension. Silently, without any sort of attachment, he watched the word things and their collective show.

    Wring the Birmingham bastard’s neck! Drifted by a few times on his esteemed mindscreen. Stick the bodymindmachine’s walking stick up the dickhead’s anus!  Did too. Fucking Confucius! He’s an animal! Floated by a couple of times as well. Fucking 005! He’s an animal too! Also did the rounds, more than once.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

   ‘Oh Tommy!’ said Louise. ‘That’s a big one! That’s a big big big one laddie!’

    ‘Duhh! It sure is Louise! It’s a North Perth monster!’ Tommy the infidel answered.

    ‘Oh Tommy! Look at the head on it! It’s absolutely enormous! Have you ever seen anything so disgusting in your entire life?’

    ‘Duhh! No! I don’t think that I have Louise. That is a pretty ugly creation, that is. A God would have to be really down on his luck, or out of his brain on something or another, to create something as ugly as that.’

    ‘Well lad! What are we going to do about it?’

    ‘Duhh! I suppose that we’ll have to kill it gorgeous!’ The infidel winked, at the innocent Oz mother.

    ‘Well kill away Thomas! Lead man! Lead! Lead me to the promised roachless land!’ Louise gushed back. Being absolutely delighted that he had used the adjective gorgeous, she was blushing a bit, and the inflamed pink went well against her yellow dress, it did. Actually, she kind of looked like she was on Oz fire, for a moment.

    ‘Duhh! Here’s how it goes gorgeous!’ 008 told.  ‘I’ll kill men, women, children, ducks, cows, chooks, horses, and just about anything else that slithers or crawls or walks or flies or swims, and if any aliens show up I’ll have a shot at them too, but I just haven’t got the stomach to kill those fucking ugly things. I can’t stand them! Eyuk! They send shivers up and down me, they do. Would you mind terminating it for me gorgeous? Careful that you don’t get any splattering on your fabulous yellow dress though, my love.’

    My love! My love! My love he called me! My God! Is the Muckinbudin man serious? Could he be the one that I have been searching this turd of a universe for? Could he be my long lost soul mate? Louise asked her inner woman, most excitedly.

    They were standing in the kitchen of the infidel’s joint and looking at a formidable granddaddy cockroach, which had parked itself voluntarily in the middle of the linoleum floor. Just like a politician about ready to give a speech, Big Daddy roach looked rather comfortable, and an aura of arrogance and haughty superiority surrounded the bacteria ridden monster. Which was flexing its long long long feelers, and moving them up and down, like it was just about ready to give its opinion on the state of the nation.

    Tommy had actually just come out of the shower, and he had a brand new white western towel wrapped around his waist. A flimsy little knot was holding the white as white cloth where it was supposed to be, and when Louise lifted up her yellow dress and took a shoe and a black stocking off, the infidel caught a voyeur’s eyeful of some perfect upper 48 gal thigh, and some sensual as all wuck pink knickers too, he did. Consequently, a bump started showing up in his towel, to the extent that he took on the appearance of a benign horny virgin. One who was about to break his vows, too.

    A good excuse to get the stockings and me high heels off! It’s a start! The super juiced up  Louise was thinking, as she did a ditto on her other leg, and Tommy went thru the same process again. So that the bump in his towel became even more anti virginal and pro vaginal, than it was before.

    The good ex missus Thompson had terminated thousands upon thousands of roaches in her life, Oz being chock full of the damn things, and she hated them with a burning passion, she did. With a wink at the infidel out of her left eye, she flipped one of her high heels upside down, and held it up ready to strike.

    ‘Watch this my love!’ She said eagerly to her beau. This is what I’ll do to you, if you don’t do the right second coming thing by me, you handsome handsome handsome fucker! God! I’d love to see what’s under that towel, I would. Look at the size of that bump girl! That’s an infidel’s bump, if ever there was one!

    Then she moved in for the terminating kill, and her face grimaced something shocking as she did so. Big Daddy roach sensed immediately that something was up, and his feelers started going absolutely haywire. He even moved legs numbers three and four slightly forward a bit, so that he could bolt if he had too. A roach, just like a bros or sister politician, always has to be ready to bolt, whenever that the real dirty bacterial business that is behind their greasy greasy greasy smiling, is discovered. At the moment, Big Daddy was pumping a heap of the old world is dying poo out of his arse end, and if he could’ve he would have spewed it out of his political front end too. Only he knew that something was up, because there was a yellow clouded monster coming in from behind him, and he wasn’t yet sure what its intentions were. Then he dun seen the roach graphics that it had a high raised high heeled shoe in its right hand, and he fully realized what was up.

    Bolt Big Daddy! Went thru his roach off a mind, and he took off, just like wucking Pharlap used to do.

    Whack! Went the narrow point of the high heel, as it slammed into the linoleum. It was a lucky first strike, because it just caught the back of Big Daddy’s sixth leg, and that was sufficient to slow him down just enough for Louise to get in another deadlier shot. It didn’t slow him down much, but it was enough with speed being the crucial element in a roach’s escape. Mount Eden, he was not. Not anymore. More like Ring of Fire he was, because for about the first time in his life, Big Daddy was scared. Real scared actually. He had never come across a yellow clouded monster before, and he was shitting himself, he was.

    Whack! Went the high heel again, as it crashed again into the terrestrial floor. This time there was more severe damage done, and his number five leg went completely off line. As a matter of fact, he left it embedded in the linoleum, as the rest of him tried roach desperately to get away. By now he had well and truly hit the panic button, and he was running in a straight line instead of zig zagging, but the filthy creation still had a sniff of more life, because the skirting board from whence he had come was only three feet away. One foot away from roach safety however, the yellow clouded monster prepared herself to deliver an infamous blow.

    ‘Duhh! Get ’im Louisa! Get ’im my love! Terminate that filthy fucker!’ Tommy urged the yellow clouded monster, from safe behind the kitchen table scenes.

    Whack! Went the game breaking blow, as it crashed into Big Daddy’s back, completely immobilizing him. There was a resounding crack as his exoskeleton split in several places, and his pus yellow guts squirted high out of him, and then Louise got him in the the back of the head three quick times. Whack! Whack! Whack! She went. Big Daddy saw the yellow clouded monster for the last time, and then just like it went for Marlowe, it was the black hole for him. His numbers two and three legs were still twitching, and a couple of his feelers went up and down slowly, but he was history. Just like wucking third dimensional man is, apparently. Louise got the dustpan and brush and swept him and his pus yellow guts onto the pan, and then she dropped him in the infidel’s bin. Big Daddy landed in an empty sardine can, which made a nice coffin for him, Louise thought. When she turned back to her beau, she noticed with concern that he had lost the bump in his towel, just as the red dots in the middle of Big Daddy’s eyes went offline. Forever.

    ‘Thanks gorgeous! Do you know what I can’t stand about those things my love?’ the Tommy asked his killer Oz girl.

    ‘What my love?’ she asked him back.

    ‘It’s the smell!’ the agent told.

    ‘Oh Tommy!’ the yellow dressed lady answered. ‘I love the smell of exploded cockroach guts in the morning! Or the afternoon, or the night time! I mean, I am a natural born Australian woman, and I am dinky di mate. What am I gunna do with you Thomas? Can’t stand the smell of exploded cockroach guts! I’ve never come across an Oz man like you before. What are you my love? Sometimes, I really wonder what it is that I see in you Thomas, I do.’ Joked the good, ex missus Thompson.

    Then the flimsy knot that was holding the infidel’s new white towel up came apart, just like this stinking establishment pig rip off world is coming apart, and the towel cascaded to the linoleum floor. Well before 008 could catch it, it hit the deck, and consequently his Dexter stuck out like it was just about to commit a super serious crime. Louise’s eyes immediately bulged out and focused straight away on what the infidel had dangling from his groin, and it was impressive to say the least. Because Tommy’s slonga was kissing the tops of his kneecaps, and it had a lovely smooth white shank that seemed to go on forever. Just like the war does, the mother thought. Fortunately for her, it wasn’t one of those ugly and horrible vein bulging monstrosities that she’d come across in her past. Not at all, and Louise had to admit to herself that it was quite a pretty Muckinbudin doodle that she was looking at. It was a bit white and it wasn’t circumcised, which she found strange, but crikey! It was a fine enough third dimensional manifestation of a decent donk all right.

    ‘On second thoughts my love, maybe I do see now what it is that I see in you!’ she told her beau, as the chemicals inside of her went plumb crazy.

    I am woman! She told herself, and that was a wucking big mistake, because it urged her on to do almost unspeakable things. For a start, she pounced on him big pussy diary like, and then second up she grabbed his dirty great big slonga in her right hand. They kissed, and as they were kissing, she dragged him by his biggus dickus into his own wucking bedroom. Tommy didn’t know what had hit him, and it was like cyclone Louise had got him, and when she threw him backfirst on the bed 48 gal macho like, he laughed.

    ‘Duhh! Ha! Ha! Ha!’ he went.

    The idiot didn’t know what was coming, and isn’t that just like an infidel?

    ‘My love! Be gentle!’ He joked, when the biggest joke of the century was about to be performed on him. By a member of the fairer and gentler sex, supposedly. Faster than a politician can vote themselves another sizable pay rise, when everyone else has to fight like dogs for years for a pittance of a one, Louise Thompson got her gear off. Tommy horned up more as she did so, and just like a western idiot, he assumed that his girlfriend was gunna ride him and do all of the work. Or most of it, anyway. When Louise started sliding barebum up his legs, he prepared himself for the comfortable reverse missionary position, only she kept on sliding towards his face. The hapless infidel saw what looked like a giant Oz squid coming at him helter skelter like, and then just like it was for Marlowe, it was the black hole for him. Well! He got a quick flash of some perfect pink, but after that it was nothing but a solid black hole that swallowed up his mortal senses.

    Louise positioned her thingamebob clitoris on the peak of Tommy’s snoz, and then she commenced rocking and rolling and moving her hips around, and it was like Elvis the pelvis really was back from the wucking dead, and back in town. It was. The moves of woman can be art, and the Oz art was going down perfectly, it was.

    ‘Mmmmmm!’ Went her victim, as cunny juice swam all around his face.

    ‘So you bastard!’ Screeched the good mother, as she remembered every rotten thing than men have ever done to women in the last one hundred thousand plus years, and completely wucking lost it. As if she’d psyched herself into believing that she was taking another demon male out, or something. Everyone has got a bit of the old sexual aberration in them, and Louise had hers, for sure. It was like she was sitting on top of Hitler and little Johnny and George and Robert and Dave and Kev, and all the rest of those war mad baby soul turkeys and one bookers, at the same time, it was.

    ‘So!’ she growled, like an old ma lioness. “You think that you’re better than me do you, you fucking infidel! You think that I should be in house and rattling pots and pans, and ultra painfully popping out more little soldiers for your stinking and heartlessly cruel wars! Do you? You!....You!...You fucking disgusting and despicable, fucking animal!’

    ‘Mmmm! Mmmm!’ went Tommy, as he shook his head for a definitive no. Or at least, tried to.

    Which only seemed to spur the Oz lady on more, and so she increased her vibrations, until they came to a powerful conclusion, three times. Then she relaxed and a series of satisfied sighs came out of her, as she slid her bottom down onto Tommy’s chest area.

    ‘Mmmm! Mmmmm!’ went Tommy, as wide eyed he stuck his hands up and fondled Thompson’s breasts, and just for good measure and to get some of his own back, pinched a nipple or two some.

    The infidel wanted to get a word or two out, because he thought that it was time for a blow job and a doggy, but his lips were stuck fast together with Louise’s unbelievable glue like cunny juice. Shit happens! Especially for the Tommy types in this world.

    ‘Mmmm! Mmmmm!’ the poor bugger went again, as he tried in vain to break the cunny juice’s supergloo power, but just like a hapless infidel, he got absolutely nowhere.

    ‘Oh Tommy my love!’ Louise gushed at him, having finally recovered her wind. ‘That was sensational! Oh Tommy! You’re such a good lover you are!’

    More herself she was now, and less the psycho vixen that she had been before. Gently and playfully, she slapped her beau’s pretty Scandinavianish looking face back and forth.

    ‘That’s one babe! But now it's time for a second coming. You little beauty! Or big big big beauty, I hope. I’ve waited a long time for this gorgeous….Tommy! I’m gunna show you mate what some women really live for. Are you ready my love?’

    ‘Mmmmm! Mmmmmm!’ gurgled 008, as the giant Oz squid came at him again.

    Then, just like it was for Marlowe, it was the black hole for him again. Well! He got the re run flash of perfect pink, but after that it was the same old nothingness story.

    ‘Mmmm! Mmmmm!’ he gurgled again, as Louise professionally worked him into the bed.

    ‘Ohhhh!’ she screamed, as she began working herself up, in expectation of the big second coming moment. Bucking and riding the tip of the infidel’s nose, like she was squatted on the very peak of Mount Everest, she was.

    ‘Yee hah! The lord be praised! Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh! Ahhhhh!’ she went for some time.

    ‘Mmmmm! Mmmmm!’ went Tommy, whose body was vibrating that much, that it looked like he was getting a good dose of some high voltage shock treatment. The infidel looked like he was a guitar box on tour with AC/DC, he did.

    Then finally, after what seemed like an eternity for the agent, Louise had her second coming. In an almighty series of explosions that spurted so much cunny juice onto her beau’s face, that he was in danger of drowning. Not only that, he also felt like his nose was broken, but it wasn’t. Underneath the cunny juice it was just redder than Rudolph’s, and it made him look like he’d been on the piss for a year nonstop, it did.

    ‘Duhh!’ he gushed as his lips finally separated, and a spent Louise appeared to have conked out on his chest. Her uncontrollable spasms and flights into terrestrial orgasmic ecstasy, now having been rendered asunder.

    ‘Duhh! Was it good for you my love?’ the Tommy asked, as copious cunny juice dribbled out of his considerably relieved nostrils.

    ‘Oh Tommy! Tommy my love! What a superb lover thou art? Now that my love, is what I call a second coming!’ Thompson the second coming comer gushed. ‘Thou puts Casanova to shame, thou does! Thou has the finest nose in this turd of a universe, thou dost!’ Super sighed JT’s mum. As if she was playing it all out on Shakespeare’s stage, all right.

    ‘Duhh! My love!’ her beau whispered softly back, as he gently kissed the top of her blonde head.

    For a while they did this, cuddled and canary whispered to each other, that is. Then the Oz lady resurrected herself from the dead, and the two bit Tommy got his money’s worth, he did. Because she gave him a Clinton, and then followed that up with a Dame Edna that he would remember until his dying day, she did. She even sang God Save The Queen to him while she dun it too, because she knew that nothing could save the Governor General. Or the dying old world of establishment pig form. Tommy may have been an infidel, but he was a wucking lucky one on a stinking hot day, he was. Just as well that the bastard had himself some decent air conditioning too, or the hot lovers would have melted North Perth, and probably a fair chunk of Highgate as well. A hot hot hot session of sex indeed, they had themselves, and what else does a third dimensional human live for? To access cosmic consciousness? Maybe! According to the Naz, anyway.

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

    Louise Thompson was on her way for a shower, when her still bed bound beau picked up his brand new mobile phone.

    ‘Duhh!’ he said. ‘I can’t understand it Louisa! The Nizza brought me a new phone, but I haven’t had a single call from him yet. As a matter of fact, no one’s rung me!’ The infidel lamented, with a super droopy, poor poor unpopular me face.

    Louise came over to him and took the phone from out of his hand. Immediately she saw that the screen was blank, whilst a grinning Tommy absorbed a good eyeful of her voluptuous pussy bump area. On account of just like Marilyn was when they found her dead to this appalling world, she was nude.

    ‘Tommy!’ she snapped. ‘It isn’t switched on!’

    ‘Duhh! Isn’t it? I thought that it was!’

    ‘Oh Tommy!’ sighed JT’s old lady. ‘Here! I’ve turned it on! Now it’ll work!’

    ‘Duhh! Ta Louisa!’ said the infidel, as he took his phone back.

    He had no sooner regained possession of it, when it rang. Or rather, it began raucously yelling in the most absolutely foul language, that had lots of sacred ancient words in it.

    “C’mon! Answer your fucking phone you cunt! What are you doing? Having a fucking wank or something! C’mon! Get off your fucking arse and answer your fucking phone you cunt!” The damn phone screamed at North Perth, in a voice that sounded like its owner was dying quickly of the pox.

    ‘Oh Thomas!’ Louise barked, with an absolutely filthy and ultra disgusted look on her face.

  ‘You are going to have to get rid of that and get yourself a more mainstream ringtone, or second comings or no second comings, this relationship is over!’

    ‘Duhh! It’s the hotline!’ exclaimed Tommy excitedly, ignoring her. ‘What do I do now my love?’

    ‘Oh for crying out loud Tommy!’ roared Louise, as she showed him where to press.

    The infidel pressed, and then stuck his piece up to his right ear.

    ‘Duhh! 008!’ he said into it.

    ‘Arrrffffff! Arrrffffff!’ it roared back at him. ‘Infidel swine! Motherfucker! Bastard! Prick! You cunt of an agent! Where in the fuck have you been, and what in the fuck have you been doing?’

    ‘My goodness!’ said Louise, who had plainly heard everything. ‘He’s worse than my daughter! Who is that animal Tommy?’

    ‘Duhh! It’s the boss! It’s ok babe. He does this sometimes! You go and have your shower my love, and I’ll deal with him, and then I’ll join you later,’ Tommy told with a saucy wink. As he simultaneously lifted up his monster oldfella alpha male like, and swung it around a bit, for his girlfriend to see.

    Louise smirked back at him Lady Godiva like, and withdrew wiggling her atrociously sensual bare bum. Which was Oz chuffed with having recently received a second coming, to say the least.

    Yes! Life is worth living! She thought to herself, as she strutted off.

    ‘Arrfff!’ barked the GF again. ‘Well 008! Where in the fuck have you been?’

    ‘Duhh! I’ve been to North Perth to see the queen boss!’

    ‘What!’ Nizza roared, knowing full well that that was Tommy’s code way of saying that he had been fornicating. Seeing the queen being an obvious reference to sexual penetration.

    Too fucking late! Fuck it! This bastard should be meditating, but Shiva fuck me, all that he does is fuck around. When will he ever learn that fucking with the Nameless One, is infinitely more rewarding than  fucking with women? I don’t know! I don’t know! I know absolutely fucking nothing! The GuruFather saw drift across his magnificent mindscreen.

    ‘Tommy! You are going to have to stop letting women push you around!’ he barked.

    ‘Duhh! She didn’t push me around boss!’

    ‘What! Oh no! You didn’t let her grab your biggus dickus penis and drag you into the boudoir, did you 008?’

    ‘Duhh! Yeah, I did boss!’ Tommy told happily, merry old soul like.

    ‘For fuck’s sake 008! That’s how they get you in! My missus did that to me when I was sixteen, and it took me fifty six years and seventeen days to get rid of the bossy little bitch. Now repeat the following affirmation after me 008! I am not in love! I am just pussystruck!’

    ‘Duhh! No! I love her boss! I’ve never felt this way about any of the others. I love her!’

    ‘No you don’t! You felt exactly the same way about all of the others! Now repeat after me you bastard! I am not in love! I am just pussystruck!’ Roared the GF.

    Tommy wouldn’t have it however, and kept on insisting that he loved Louise with all of his heart and soul, and he said to his boss that he wanted to marry her. So Sri Nizzawatta Maharaj immediately changed track.

    ‘I’ve got a bone to pick with you, you lying bastard!’ he roared. ‘What’s this crap about you pretending to be an Ozzer, when you’re really English! Why have you been lying to me Tommy? You don’t work for the fucking government, do you? You work for the Light, like I do, don’t you?’

    ‘Duhh! Do you know fucking everything boss?’

    ‘Of course I fucken do! Especially when I can get the boys to

Google up an infidel, any time I want to. Now what’s going on 008? Don’t you like being English? Are you embarrassed that you were born in Birmingham, in the middle of a dying Pommy bastard’s empire, or what?’

    ‘Duhh! We came out to the east coast here when I was seven boss. The east coast is different to the west here, and they’re all fucking animals over there. I found that out at school straightaway, because they all used to tease me, and call me names. I was an outsider boss, and I didn’t like it!’

    ‘Who called you names Tommy?’

    ‘Duhh! Well there was Bruce Smith! Then there was Bruce Luckman, and Bruce Wisse, and Bruce Hinchliffe, and Bruce Hoft and Bruce Francis, and there were a couple of other Bruces as well, but I can’t remember their last names. They were all fucking animals though boss! Real Oz animals, they were. Especially that Bruce Smith! He was a fucking gorilla on the loose in the schoolyard, he was.’

    ‘Well what did they call you 008?’

    ‘Duhh! They called me a lily white anemic Pommy bastard! That’s what they called me boss. They were bad boys!’

    ‘Yes! Boys can be bad Tommy. So that’s why you perfected the middle finger up the rectum method, and taught yourself how to speak their strine, before you moved way out west, where you posed as a natural born Australian. It was because they were calling you a lily white anemic Pommy bastard in the east, was it?’

    ‘Duhh! Yes boss!’

    ‘Well how did you do it 008? What was involved?’ the GF asked. Curious he was, for although he was a supreme mystical adept, the GuruFather wasn’t up with everything that went on out on the street, or in the suburbs.

    ‘Duhh! Well when I went to the dunny every morning or whenever, err….dunny is their word out here for crapper boss.’

    ‘Yes I know that Tommy! I’m not stupid! I know what a fucken dunny is! I’ve been around the universe a few times lad! Shiva fuck me Tommy, get on with it!’

    ‘Duhh! Well I would have me crap, and wipe me bum thoroughly, and then I would flatten one side of me nose with the thumb of my other hand, and then I’d stick a finger up me arse and practice speaking Australian. Duhh! It wasn’t long before I was speaking pretty good strine boss.’

    ‘I see! I see!’ said the boss. ‘Well what about if you had stuck two fingers up your bum. What would you have been speaking then 008?’

    ‘Duhh! That’s how you learn Kiwi boss. You know? Sux for six and Hadlee is a wanker, and they have the most gorgeous female prime ministers in all of the world, and all of that stuff.’

    ‘Uhuh! Well what about if you’d shoved three fingers up your crack Tommy?’

    ‘Duhh! That’s how you learn Chinese boss!’

    ‘I see! I see! Now Tommy, what about if you’d shoved your whole fist up your arse?’

    ‘Duhh! Parlez vous Francais boss?’

    ‘Ha! Frog! I might have known!’ exclaimed Nizza.

    ‘Well 008! What about if you’d been a contortionist and you’d shoved your whole head up your rectum?’

    ‘Duhh! Have you been to the states lately boss?’

    ‘Anywhere in particular mein agent?’

    ‘Duhh! Try around the Washington DC area boss!’

    ‘Anywhere else?’

    ‘Duhh! No boss! Just the Washington DC area, and particularly in and around their shit brown house. The rest of the country is fine, and you don’t need to do anything at all to speak what they speak. You can just do what doc House does, and turn it on and off for big yankee dollars.’

    ‘I see! I see!’ barked the GF. ‘Tommy! I think that the Oracles may be right, and that you may be a bit smarter than you come across. 008! I’ve had another change of heart lad, and I’ve decided that you’re not a fucking hopeless case at all!’

    ‘Duhh! Thanks boss!’

    ‘You certainly seem to know your terrestrial politics 008, and where the biggest bully and biggest bullshitting boys in the universe hang out, anyway.’

    ‘Duhh! Thanks boss! I like to be able to finger where the real evil is, especially if I’m going to be a part of it as a soldier, or a voter punter, or a consumer.’

    ‘Well that is not going to happen 008! Because you are not going back to war! To kill for trumped up pecking order cock and bull and lunatic baby soul ignorance, is to retrograde the evolution and passage of your soul something fucking shocking! I won’t have it Tommy, because I think that deep down underneath that you are just a simple boy and a fun loving lad, who got conned. By forked tongue, one book bashing snakes, who wouldn’t know the Real from the shit that comes out of their fucken arses! They may all be dimensionless points of Light, but they’ve got a long way to go before they wake up to that.’

    ‘Duhh! If you say so boss!’

    ‘I do 008! A lonesome and lost street bum who drinks himself to death, but doesn’t harm anyone, earns a lot more karmic points in this atrocious 3D programme, than those ultraviolent idiots do. So! I don’t want you following them, or even going anywhere fucking near them, because they are going down the holographic re run tube. Leave those ultraviolent baby souls alone 008! Turn your back to them! Orange spots will appear on their skins soon, and they will be wiped out by a virus that no man alive can stop. Have nothing at all to do with them, because the multidimensional switch has already been pulled on them, and verily I say unto you infidel, that they are all re run gone now. They’re existential fodder 008, but you’re not, because you’ve got a good heart. One which works for itself and others, and not merely for the mortal mega profit of a select privileged terrestrial few. Whom I might add are mystically underdone beyond belief.’

    ‘Duhh! Uhuh boss! I’m in love all right. My heart is on fucking fire! My gal, she’s one in a zillion, she is, and she does the meanest nose jobs that I’ve ever had. She has awesome second comings too!’

    ‘Uhuh! Well someone has got to have them! But listen up you multidimensional idiot! The ultraviolent baby souls have had a hundred thousand years to lose the ego war business and find the mystical fire Tommy, but they are no closer to doing that than they were when they were wiping their arses out the front of their caves. Those mystical turkeys are going to need another hundred thousand years of this crap 3D programme, to fine tune the mystical and spiritual love in them. Their holographic time is almost up, and they must all die now so that homofuturus can come to Earth and live, and so that cosmic consciousness can flourish in the veins of every noble citizen. So you Birmingham arsehole! You are going to remain in my employ and return here in seven weeks time for a rest up, and then I shall be sending you to California. Where I want you to contact a certain Ms Peggy Sue, and entice her daughter Ms Mary Lou, to seek counseling with that upstart bastard 005. It is going to be difficult for you laddie, because it says in their files that they’re both American root rats. Especially the daughter, who will probably try and sit on your welcome mat of a face, before you’re six feet inside of the front door.’

    ‘Duhh! But I don’t want to go to fucking California boss! I want to stay here and be with my love Louisa. I’ll get Californication if I go there. Or I’ll get shot! Maybe I’ll get both!’

    ‘Tommy! You were born with Californication, and compared to you that X files bloke is a fucking grasshopper. Besides that, this is the cocksucking and motherfucking dualistic Earth programme that we are in, and you can get get shot anywhere at any time in it.’

    ‘Duhh! But…’

    ‘Now you listen to me 008, and you listen fucken good! Because I’ve just about had a fucking enough of this! Everywhere that I send you you end up fornicating with an innocent mother! But I don’t send you out on missions so that you can fornicate with innocent mothers! I send you out to make the connective link between clients, and their respective Naz therapist. Don’t I you root rat of a bastard?’

    ‘Duhh!’

    ‘Lose the duhhs Tommy! You don’t need them and I don’t need to hear them. You are not a malfunctioning fucking brute dumb idiot! You are a dimensionless point of Light, impersonating a human being! Now say after me! I am not in love, I am just pussystruck yet again. It’s easy when you try! Are you ready Tommy? Let’s begin my son! I…’

    ‘I can’t do it boss! This time it really is the real thing! Cupid has shot one of his six foot arrows up me arse, he has.’

    ‘Tommy! You know more about what comes out of your arse, than you do about the fucking real thing!’

    ‘Boss! I can’t help it if innocent mothers like to fornicate and fall in love, and I do too. That’s just the way that I am, and it is just the way that they are too. I am telling you boss, it’s the real thing! I’m in love, I am.’

    ‘So am I 008! But with all women! Not just one of them. All men too, I love. All are dimensionless points of Light who come under the umbrella of my wider consciousness.’

    ‘Well! You love your fucking way boss, and I’ll love mine.’

    ‘008! Truly, you are a fucking infidel! You just don’t get it, do you?’

    ‘Get fucking what boss!’

    ‘Nothing is Tommy! Nothing is, is the final answer! Nothing is, except the Light of the Real and the Nameless One, and to find that out for yourself, you need less sex lad, and more meditation. What seemingly exists here my son is nothing but an extremely poor reflection of the Real, and it is hardly worth spitting in a bucket for. Nothing of any eternal value will ever come to you from the apparent outside, because finding the Real is all inner work. You should know that by now 008!’

    ‘Oh Jesus boss! I’m not very good at sitting still and being quiet and meditating on the higher consciousness, and the pure I am. I seem to need a fucking noisy mind made, noisy stage, with shit happening everywhere upon it. I seem to need to be a this or that doing this or that as an illusory separate and named and shaped entity in it, too. I’m not one for hanging out with pure being and deep and still peaceful silence, and making out with the Real. Gee! You should know that by now boss! I am just a root rat, that’s all boss. I’m just a common root rat. I ain’t no fucking saint! Jesus! This world will have been dead for a trillion years, before I become a saint.’

    ‘008! You know your own problem a lot better than I do. You are chronically addicted to doing, which is but a flight into illusion. For the sake of your own mystical health, you need to sit with your pure being more often.’

    ‘I’d rather see the queen boss! That’s my kind of being!’

    ‘Oh for fuck’s sake 008!’

    ‘What boss! I’m only human! You should see what Louise has got in between her legs! I bet that even you couldn’t resist it.’

    ‘Tommy! The last time that I had an erection, there was an Earthquake in fucking Greece!’

    ‘That doesn’t surprise me at all boss! Myself, I set them off in China, I do.’

 

    A little while later, Tommy came into the bathroom, where the Oz bombshell was still in the shower. 008 stepped in with her, and he grabbed his oldfella quickly and shook it some, as he did so.

    ‘Duhh! Do you want some more sugar my love?’ he asked, as he grabbed his girlfriend’s scintillating hips.

    Louise smiled wonderfully back at him, and they had a sloppy shower kiss, with the lusciously warm H two O cascading down over the top of them, and all of that. Then Louise spun herself around, and showed Tommy what a damn fine Australian arse looks like.

    ‘How did it go with the boss my love?’ she asked, as her beau started to mount her. Like wucking North Perth rabbits, the buggers were.

    ‘Duhh! Yeah no worries!’ 008 told. ‘The bastard wanted me to go to California, but I told him to shove it up his mystical arse!’

    ‘California!’ exclaimed Louise, as her boyfriend entered her. ‘Oh! Uh! Crikey! You could get shot over there my love! You might get in the way of Dirty Harry if you go over there!’

    ‘Duhh! Yeah! That’s about what I told him Louisa!’ Tommy said, as he commenced his motions.

    ‘Good on you Thomas! Good on you! They’re mad those Americans! They’ve all got guns!’ His fine Oz lady fired back at him, as she flattened her palms out on the tiled wall. The tiles were relatively cool, but her partner’s oldfella wasn’t, and neither was she. Not downunder, anyway. It was the same old story for the 48 gal, only this time, it had the right ending, because the right end was in her. Tommy’s, that is.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                                     

 

 

                                                      ONE YEAR LATER

 

    It was  six o’clock hot, and the kid was down the park sitting in her favourite seat underneath her favourite massive Moreton bay fig tree, meditating. Meditation had become her staple diet, and she was a very changed young lady, compared to the one that she had been twelve months previous. Indeed, she was on the verge of becoming the first known homosapien female in history, to access cosmic consciousness. She didn’t yet know it, but she was.

    At first trying to find the pure I am in her had quite bewildered her. However, switching to using only highly positive and super far out I am this or that concepts, and dropping the lousy limiting 3D put down concepts that she had been brought up on, absolutely tickled her. I am fear, I am pain, I am pleasure, I am desire and their myriad subsidiary spin offs, as best that she could, she had let them go. By always bringing her mindtool back to pure I am, she had got her finger on the pulse of those mainstream mechanisms and short circuited them. Conceptualities like I am worthless, I am fucked up, I am confusion, I am limited, I am bi polar and all of that holographically mind made up trash, she had virtually stamped out. Quite ruthlessly too, once that she had got the hang of it, did she kill those viruses in her set up. 24/7 these days she was running I am that which refuses to degrade and put shit upon, thru her system. Some days she had nearly split her sides laughing with her re programming, it was just so beyond anything and everything that she had ever known.

    I am timeless. I am spaceless. I am the inner and the outer and the beyond, and I am the birthless and the deathless. I am beyond the mind’s perceptions and conceptions. I am not human. I am not a single bodymindmachine projection. I am not God created. I am not thought, feeling or emotion. I am not the unbelievable holographic projector that is the mindtool. Always, I am that which is prior to everything that exists, and everything that appears to exist. I am the impartial witness. I am the ocean first, and the wave second. I am made out of love and Light. I am a dimensionless point and I am never ever limited. All of these and more spaced out Naz affirmations she had flooded herself with, until her mindtool had just given way, and said ok boss! Like mindtools will do, given half a chance and some decent updating, and a truce flag with: No blame! Let’s be friends? Written upon it. As a present from their host soul. Apparently.

    Of course the Highgate kid had had phenomenal back up from the Naz crew, who were still in almost daily phone contact with her. With superb guidance from them she had developed a rare affinity for the pure I am in her, so much so that she dropped worrying about the fact that she never ever seemed to be able to pin her primal concept down. It seeming to be everywhere at once to her, but nowhere in particular, that is. It was now however her refuge and her protector, where absolutely nothing at all could touch her or hurt her, and she was resting up in its shade more often than not, these days. As a matter of fact, she had ages back climbed back up to the top of the I in her I am, and had another good look at things. She had developed an awareness of how the entire I am third dimensional duality consciousness programme works, thru a mindtool, that very very very few humans come to comprehend. The objective’s source is the subjective, and they are really one fluid existential item, and she knew it now. It was almost at the moment that she could literally see how the primal I am programme pumped out this 3D play in consciousness here, and all of the manifestation in it. She could see that it was all a Milky Way illusion, and that was a delight for her.

    Citizen! The kid was primed and fired up to shaft the third dimensional matrix, fair up the wucking arse, she was. Go kid go! What else could a half decent citizen say? Show us another way to do it kid? Dying on a cross doesn’t work that well for us, because we do that every wucking day, playing I am a human being. Maybe. Show us the impossible dream love, for wuck’s sake? Because we’re all dying of the chronically third dimensional, I am just one human bodymindmachine disease, we are. Maybe also a citizen might ask of her.

    She wasn’t existentially angry anymore either, being off the piss and the drugs and fair up the arse of the I am path, and a lot of the time she was gently laughing inside at everything. Whatever was going on in her mind, she now saw as the mindtool’s stuff, and not hers. She had long stopped reacting to it, and if it was good, it was good, If it was bad, it was bad. If it was horror, it was horror. If it was idle dreaming, it was idle dreaming. She had picked up that none of it was really who she was, and that all thoughts come out of a giant matrix mind pool of thoughts. As download, apparently. Whatever it was that her mind was up to, she had a shrug her shoulders attitude to it these days, and she was one one step away from making both her so called personality, and the seeker side of herself, disappear. From the unreal, and back into the Real, that is. She was on the cusp of discarding the holographically projected unnatural, and living as a natural cosmic consciousness endowed mystical citizen again, she was.

    She had come to fully understand that she was neither past nor future, and by focusing herself utterly in the exact now, peculiar things had been subtlety happening within her. By asking who am I? All of the time, and by continually dropping who thinks? The mind does, thru her works, and by always bringing her mind back to the I am in it, she had developed a sensational feeling of being the magic in the moment, that flows in and out of everything. Often she was getting these whoomp whoomp impressions of the entire universe on the outside of her body, that powerfully suggested that who and what she really was, was ever new and afresh, and unbelievably quiet and peaceful and still.

    She also cottoned on that it was absolutely chock full of mystical and spiritual love, and that it was coming in and out of her dualistic dimension upon the split moment, with absolutely no fear of death. Or life either, because it was the timeless essence of mystical and spiritual beingness. It was bliss focused on the inherent exquisiteness of the sentient moment as simple beingness, and it rode the surface of every atom, and it was in every atom, and she had come to know that and heartily appreciate it. For real and for absolute dead certain too, she was now nurturing a considerably healthy, and a very humble respect for the non dual Real. She had lost the idea that the Real had dropped her mercilessly into a third dimensional shithole that was full of ultraviolent morons, who wouldn’t know God or the Real from the shit that comes out of their bums and mouths, and she had embraced the truth that It had granted her eternal life, in an infinity full of endless self discoveries about the power of love. To do magical magical magical stuff, that is way way way behind any mortal mind’s comprehension.

    She had fallen head over heels for, and was again hopelessly in love, with who she really was. She had recognized how utterly powerless that she was as a human, and she had surrendered completely to the mystical force and handed over her life to It the Real and the Nameless One. Like every 21st century woman and man should do maybe, to save their stressed out and stretched to the max souls.

    By running with I am not personality and having her being outside of the body of pain and pleasure, she had exploded herself into a fluid cosmic arena of freedom and liberty that very few mortals attain to. As a matter of fact, three months back she had re conjured up her ethereal bike, and these days she was happily riding it around the stars. Often, she would position her consciousness as a dot, that was serenely and unbelievably peacefully hovering around in outer space somewhere. Only, following the GuruFather’s instructions, she had come to fully realize that the space way way way out there, was exactly the same as the one that was inside of the bodymindmachine, that she was soul attached to. The kid was mystically moving at a kazillion miles per hour! She wasn’t voting Liberal, and she wasn’t voting for the other mob of baby soul freaks either. She wasn’t voting for any baby soul who was playing with third dimensional political power. She was voting for cosmic consciousness, where the power of her spirit resided, and where all of the power in the omniverse was hers to play with. Like a bull terrier, she had got a hold of the I am the inner and the outer and the beyond programme by the ethereal leg, and she was just not letting go of it. The mystical blood was flowing, and she was drinking of it, and verily she was a Julie Jonathan Livingstone Thompson Seagull type, she was.

 

    Opening her eyes slowly to the oncoming twilight of a hot Hyde Park in a hot hot hot Perth city, and with a mystical serenity absolutely pouring out of her skin pores in massive effulgent waves, she noticed something out of the right side of her bodymindmachine’s right eye. It was a little scene that delectably interested her. It was a mother duck, who was very late with the breeding of her accompanying young, who were all waddling along behind her. JT smiled, and there was a lot more in her smile than one could possibly imagine, for one of the peculiarities of cosmic consciousness is that the seer becomes the seen, and the scene too. Because the wider consciousness is the whole lot, and never a specific entity or thing, the Naz say. So as far as the Highgate was concerned, she was the consciousness of the mother duck and the ducklings, and indeed at the same time she was the same consciousness that was the very holographic stage, that they were waddling along on. She was the inner and the outer and the beyond of it all, that is. She wasn’t just a human female, that was just the mind’s holographic programming, and she wucking knew it. Like full on citizen. So thru her spirit, she called for mother duck to bring her young to the shade where she herself was sitting, and to rest up on her lap as sister consciousness, whilst she herself ducksat her brood, a bit.

    As every citizen knows, a wild animal with their young will normally not go anywhere near a human. However, mother duck waddled over, like she’d just had the offer of the century, and she hopped up onto the kid’s seat, and then sat on her black jean’s strided lap. Gently Julie stroked mother duck’s neck, as one by one, she picked up her brood.

    ‘It is a hard life mother duck, isn’t it?’ She asked the old girl, and quack! Quack!...Quack! Quack! Quack! Mother duck answered sharply to that. For some time the cute little ducklings waddled all over and around Julie. They sat on her shoulders and her lap, and snuggled in some to their feathered old lady. Passersby, whether they were walking themselves, or their dog, or picking up their dog’s shit with a 21st century plastic bag, or running around the lakes and sweating profusely, couldn’t believe what they were seeing.

    ‘Do you see what those fucking ducks are doing?’ One bloke said to his mate, as they strolled by, after having consumed a few beers at their local.

    ‘Yeah!’ the other bloke drawled back. ‘Fucking ducks don’t normally do that! She must be a fucking duck whisperer, or something!’

    ‘Yeah! Fuck a duck! You see it all these days, don’t you George?’

    ‘You sure do Dave! Next thing that you know, they’ll bring that Alaskan bloke and his fucking bears over here, and we’ll have to get ourselves a Kalashnikov each, just to get home from the fucking pub!’

    ‘Yeah! That’ll be fun George!’

   

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

    A while after the ducks had left her, Julie’s mobile went off, and when she picked it up and saw who it was, her face absolutely beamed divine love into the atmosphere. She pressed the appropriate button and stuck her piece to her ear.

    ‘Gidday GuruFather!’ she said super chirpily into it.

    ‘Julie! Julie! Julie! I love you! Yes I do!’ the phone sung back at her.

    ‘Ha! Ha! Ha! What are you up to, you old mystical bastard?’

    ‘Just thought that I give you a call, and check out how your universe is going my daughter.’

    ‘Ha! It’s going fine boss! Just fine!’

    ‘Good triple zero! Good! Now listen up! I want to tell you a little secret. To reach the primal I am door, there are many doors to go through. Which you now know. Thru the I am door however, there are still other doors to pass thru, before you can reach the Real. Between this so called reality which is mind made, and the Real reality which is not mind made, there is a gap, which only the heart can cross.’

    ‘The mind builds the bridge, but only the heart can cross it boss.’

    ‘Exactly 000! The bridge is crossed with the explosive force of the primal love for who one really is, at Source point. Earnestness is the key here, as I have been continually telling you. Now I want to describe to you which way to go, and what passage colours to choose, after you pass thru the primal I am door.’

    ‘Uhuh! Fire away boss!’

    ‘Well you tell me 000!’

     ‘Uhuh! Always go for the gold 001!’

     ‘Julie! Julie! Julie! I love you! Yes I do!’ her boss sung back at her.

    ‘Ha! I love you too GuruFather! I hope that one day that we get the chance to meet face to face.’

    ‘Oh we will JT! Only the way that this old bodymindmachine is going, it may be on the other side that we catch up with each other.’

    ‘Oh come on boss! You’ll do the ton easily, you bugger!’

    ‘JT! Don’t be a western bitch! Don’t scare me!’

    ‘Ha! How could I do that boss?’

    ‘Easy! Just postulate that I have to do another seventeen years in this shithole of a third dimensional duality programme.’

    ‘Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha!’ erupted the kid, knowing exactly down to the last holographic atom, what the old boy meant.

    So, in the course of her next heavy duty meditation session, which occurred the very next day underneath the very same tree, the kid found herself at the primal I am door. She hadn’t tried to do it, it had just happened, which had thoroughly amazed her. As did the dubious ethereal note which was pinned up on the timeless I am’s door. She breezed up to it in spirit, and examined its master crafted contents. Crikey! It was all happening for her down in wucking Hyde Park, it was.

    Dear Ms Thompson,

                                   Myself and my Self and the cosmic consciousness boys are hanging down at Pier 13, on the river of Light. We’re waiting for you Ma’am! As soon as you get here, we’re all gunna fuck off for a burn up the river of Light and a dip in the Real, and we’re gunna leave those bossy Oracle bitches for dead, we are.

                                                                                            The Bood

    It the note said, in the angel’s language.

    JT didn’t really know what to make off it, but the burn up the river of Light and a dip in the Real, she could really identify with. Who in the hell the Oracle bitches were, she didn’t have a clue. They sounded like pretty heavy duty ethereal matron types to her though. The kid was also wondering if the Bood was whom she thought that he was. She gazed at the ninety two trillion galaxies on this side of the gate, and funnily enough, the same thing came to her as had come to her GuruFather. More than once too. Probably, the same thing will happen with every citizen, if the Naz are even one percent correct with the far out stuff that they are saying.

    Boring! Boring! Boring! She said to the ninety two trillion galaxies, as she peered into the ridiculous and immensely dark and jet black void, on the other side of the door.

    Hmmm! She thought.

    Then she just fell into it and went down down down, until at the speed of light, she started to come back up up up again. This is every soul’s final mystical story apparently, and she was wucking enjoying it she was. Pretty soon she was hightailing it thru this golden wormhole or that, until she found what she was after. In the ridiculously unbelievable jet black darkness, it appeared as a tiny speck of Light, but the moment that she ethereally saw it, she recognized it as her home mystical turf. Because it was ringed by a scintillatingly gorgeous golden corona, that had a luscious existential ecstasy inherently built into it. With time gone, she pierced it, and then flipping all hell ethereally broke loose.

   

    She became almost instantly ringed by a gang of little light dots and cloudy formats, who were all buzzing around her like electrons around an atom, and behind the pack of them she could see the river of Light. It looked out of this wretched world, it did, and truly, it appeared to be transcendental love in motion to her. The ethereal hue coming off it was simply unbelievable. Melt a citizen’s soul back into the putty of transcendental love stuff, it was. Not only all of that did she espy, she also got a good eyeful of Pier 13, and the boys enormous speed boat too. Well! That got her mystically wet, it did. That just about had her ethereally frothing at the mouth, because she was ever so keen to go for a burn up the river of Light, she was. She was a kid, and what kid doesn’t love a burn up the river of Light? None! They all do! Black, brown, red, white, yellow or purple or whatever, they all do. All God’s chillun love to go home to the Real home, the Naz say. So she knew instinctively and intuitionally that the Real was up there, up that big and lusciously gorgeous and super beautiful and super wide river of Light, and she wanted with all of her mystical heart to check it out and super buzz within It, she did. Super desire to have it off with the Nameless One again.

    ‘Attenshun!’ Roared a thunderous voice, that was coming out of a copper coloured head. It was Zarra, who technically speaking, was the oldest of the cosmic consciousness boys, and therefore entitled to be the ethereal alpha male at the top of their formless pecking order, so to speak. JT gazed at him as he cloud stood just next to her, and she was stunned by his awesome cosmic beauty, and the magnificence of the corona that surrounded his projected head and shoulders and arms.

    ‘Give her highness some room, you cosmic bastards! Line up for inspection by a cosmic Ma’am, you enlightened cunts! Fall in you fucking ethereal dickheads!’ Zarra thundered.

    With the command, the boys quickly formed a line, in which they were ranked according to the birth time that they did or were doing the horrible 3D dualistic Earth programme. Whose matrix they had all shafted up the ring, so that they could enjoy the blissful splendors of the non dual, where they were now. Where they were all by now heavily infected with the compulsive swearing virus that Nizza, who was last in the line, had introduced into their heavily domain. It was the same virus which he’d picked up from the foul mouthed and fond of using the ancient sacred words kid, and sometimes heaven comes to Earth, and other times Earth goes to heaven. Apparently.

    That cosmic ratbag Horace Traubel was second last on the end of the line too, and not at all impressed by that, and so he stuck out three heads, and one of them encroached somewhat into his neighbour’s space on his right side, it did.

    ‘Horace!’ his neighbor, who was a big red Indian, barked. ‘Cut it out you ethereal motherfucker!’

    ‘Silence in the ranks you cosmic bastards!’ Zarra screamed down the line at them, like a drill sarge.

    He waited for absolute quiet in the timeless non dual, and then he turned to JT, who was quite literally reeling. Because she had expected anything but what was happening, and really, it was a bit like she’d landed in some sort of cosmic nuthouse. Every dude in the line however, had a mammoth flaming corona surrounding them, and it was quite obvious to her that whoever they were, they were all phenomenally advanced spirits. One other thing however that was blowing her away, was the filthy language that they were all using. It was making her feel so much at home hearing the sacred ancient words so much in heaven, yet she still had to ask herself that infamous question.

    Are the Gods crazy?

    Because so far, it had sure seemed like it. When she saw an ethereal camel behind one of the dudes in the line, the total effect of her initial impression was somewhat enhanced.

    ‘All fifty members of the cosmic consciousness gang assembled and ready for inspection Ma’am!’ thundered Zarra, as he stomped a cloudy foot, and peeled off a almighty Naz salute to the kid.

    The kid was still assimilating her cosmic essence, and getting it together with the fact that the big copper coloured dude wanted her to walk the line, and really, she still didn’t know what in the wuck was going on.

    ‘Thank you er er…,’ she ethereally mumbled.

    ‘I am Zarathustra Ma’am, but you can call me Zarra, because the boys do. I drive the big boat your highness, and if you walk the line quietly enough, we may just get out of here before those fucking Oracle bitches show up.’

    There was a rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb rumble of consensual dissent that went down the line at the mention of the Oracle bitches, like someone had just mentioned ethereal dogshit. Or something.

    ‘Zarathustra!’ exclaimed the Highgate. ‘You were a Persian, weren’t you?’

    ‘Yes m’lady! I am the last of the Persians, I am.’

    ‘Uhuh!’

    The next thing that JT knew, Zarra was down on his cloudy hands and knees kissing her cloudy feet, like they were made out of enlightenment.

    ‘Oh Zarra! You don’t have to do that!’ the somewhat embarrassed kid cosmically barked. ‘I should be doing that to you!’

    ‘I kiss the cloudy feet of the Light!’ Zarra boomed, as he stood up again.

    Again, before the wucking Highgate kid knew what in the wuck was going on, Zarra grabbed her and gave her one hell of a GuruFather’s pash, smack on her mystical lips. Just like Godfather’s do to doomed mortals, only with a bit of a different theme behind it, it went down.

    ‘I kiss the lips of the Light!’ he told the crew, after it was all pashed out and done.

    ‘Here! Here! Here! Here! Here!’ the cosmic boys all went together. On the right side of the Real’s ethereal house, they all were.

    Somewhat ethereally astonished, to say the least, JT reacted instinctively and intuitionally, and she knew exactly what to do, and how to square up with the wucking around Gods. So quicker than lightning, she went down on her cloudy feet and kissed Zarra’s ethereal sandals, like they were made out of enlightenment.

    ‘I kiss the feet of the Light!’ she told the cosmic consciousness boys.

    ‘Here! Here! Here! Here! Here!’ they all chorused to that.

    Then she was back up on her feet in a cloudy flash, and she dun grabbed the big copper coloured and ethereally bearded face in front of her in between her big cosmic palms, and she planted the cosmic smacker of the millennium on his radiant as all wuck lips, she did.

    ‘I kiss the lips of the Light!’ she said, after the cosmic pashing was over.

    ‘Here! Here! Here! Here! Here!’ the mob all went again, like that was about all that they could do, at the moment.

    ‘May I introduce to you an old old old mate of mine Ma’am. This is Moses,’ Zarra said.

    ‘Moses!’ she barked a bit, whilst wondering what in the hell she had got herself in for.

    ‘That’s me m’lady! Welcome! Welcome! Welcome to the fifth dimension, and the river of Light your highness,’ Moses gushed, as he leaned in like real close to the recently arrived enlightened one. He leant behind her a bit and gave her a couple of little well done ethereal pats on her projected rump, and whispered a little something into her extremely liberated ear.

    ‘Lovely to have you onboard Ma’am! The boys have been a bit toey these last few timeless years, and they’ve sorely missed having a cosmic chick on our cosmic bang boat. Things should go a lot lot lot better now that you are finally here,’ he told her. Before he too dropped to his cloudy knees, and the two of them went thru the same ritual that she had partaken of with Zarra.

    When she came to Jesus, she stared into the unbelievable cosmic blue eyes that he was wearing, and she just couldn’t believe it. Crikey! She really enjoyed her embrace and her pash with this beautiful bloke, about whom she had heard so much, since just about the day after she’d been born as a human. If he was the son of God, then she figured that God had forty nine other sons as well, and that now, he had a wucking daughter too. The same ritual went down with the Bood, whom she also fell deeply in love with in an instant, and then she came to the other Mo, and the ethereal camel behind him. This Mo was a bit of a standout in the gang, because he was a reverse swing, mystical swinger. That is, he had started off as a human using ultraviolence, and then after his ascension into cosmic consciousness, he had completely rejected it. He was a reformed head chopper offer, he was. Whilst the others had all done it the easy way and started out being non violent, and then progressed from there.

    JT felt the enormity of what Mo had done by turning it all around midstream, like she had done, and she sincerely noted the example that he had set for others to follow, and again she fell deeply in love. The kid just couldn’t believe that she had so many high raised brothers, and God, she was living the mystical bliss all right. When Mo introduced his camel Robert to her, and said that she could ride him any time that she liked, Thompson’s smile stretched from one end of the cosmic lineup to the other. When she came to Horace Traubel, who still had three heads sticking out of his cloud, the exact same smile appeared upon her ethereal gob. Traubel reached behind her, like Moses had done, and gave her a quick three little well done pats on her ethereal rump, he did.

    ‘About time that you fucking got here you cosmic bitch!’ he told her. ‘The boys have been a bit toey of late Ma’am! What, with no cosmic fluff on the boat, and all of that. Now that you’re here though m’lady, things will be different!’ He said to the Highgate, before they went thru their acceptance of each other’s Light factor, ritual.

    ‘Now here’s someone that you already know!’ Zarra boomed, as they reached the last cosmic dude in the lineup.

    JT looked at the dude, but she couldn’t place him. He wasn’t the prettiest thing that she’d ever seen, either.

    ‘Well triple zero, we meet at last! I told you that it would probably be here that we would finally catch up with each other,’ the entity proclaimed to her.

    Thompson’s ethereal eyelids went up up up, as her cosmic heart started melting.

    ‘Boss!’ she gushed. ‘001! What in the fuck are you doing here?’

    ‘He fucking lives here, but he works part time on the Earth Ma’am!’ Traubel told her.

    ‘Do you fucking have to remind me about that Horace?’ Nizza fired at the Traubel, as he leant in close to JT, and reached behind her with a long ethereal arm, and patted her cosmic bum a couple of times.

    ‘Well done kid! Julie! Julie! Julie! I love you! Yes I do!’ he sang into her right ethereal ear.

    Well the GuruFather and the kid went thru the ritual of kissing each other’s feet and cosmic lips, and then they all made haste to get into the boat. Zarra started the monster up, but he didn’t rev it, because everyone including the Highgate was being mouse quiet. No one had detected the Oracles to be in their vicinity, and they were just about to cast off, when the wucking unthinkable happened.

    Poof! Went Oracle Betty, as she suddenly materialized on the Pier. Poof! Poof! Went Oracles Sam and Wilma, as they did the same. Julie’s ethereal box just about dropped off when she saw the size of the Oracle lights, and the boys all spontaneously and instantaneously felt like jumping over the side and drowning themselves, they did. For now it was common knowledge that the bitches had snuck under their cosmic radar, and that they’d been hanging around and watching proceedings from the very start. The boys hated it when the Oracles did that, and their poof! Poof! Poof! Poofy show ups on the pier, really pissed them off, they did.

    ‘Oh fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!’ they all went together, and the kid was in on it too, she was.

    The Oracles were impressive, there was no doubt about that. However, she was fully aware that their arrival was going to delay her burn up the river, and her first dip in the Real in a long long long time. The kid was hanging out for her cosmic fix all right. Who isn’t?

    ‘Gidday! Nice to meet yuse. Catch y’s later! Hey!’ she said to the big balls of Light. ‘C’mon boys! Let’s fuck off!’ she roared out the side of her gob, Strop like.

    Alas. The lads just held their hands out palms up and shrugged their ethereal shoulders.

    ‘Sorry Ma’am! But were outgunned!’ they told her.

    ‘Pussies!’ she whispered back.

    ‘Yeah! Meow! Meow! Meow!’ went Traubel.

 

    So the poor kid, who just wanted to burn up the river of Light with her fifty cosmic boyfriends, got dragged up the riverbank by the Oracles, whilst the lads followed them slowly and meekly in the boat. Hugging the riverbank, they were. Their plan being to pick up JT and whisk her off into eternal infinity, as soon as the Oracles had concluded their business with her. At times the Oracles and their ward disappeared into the thick bamboo forest that Confucius was so fond of mucking around in, but just like the big bitches had eavesdropped on them, they eavesdropped back. Well Nityananda, who was number 29 in their group trailed them in spirit, and he reported back to the lads what was going down, he did.

    On her part, the Highgate sensed straightaway that the Oracles were nurturing love power that she had never ever dreamed could exist. She fell in love with them pretty well immediately too, but crikey, she was really hanging out for a dip in the Real, she was.

    ‘Patience kid!’ they said to her, as they rounded a bend in their track and disappeared into some gorgeously thick and ethereally green bamboo. ‘You’ll get your fucking dip! First up however, we must conclude our business.’ They told her.

    ‘What fucking business?’ Asked an exasperated JT.

    ‘We want you to go back into the Earth programme kid, and tell the others about cosmic consciousness.’

    ‘Wha..aaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttt!’ screamed Thompson. ‘Go back! Go back! Go back! Fuck off! I just fucking got here! Christ! I haven’t even been for a dip yet! Let those cunts find out about cosmic consciousness and the Real for themselves! I did!’

    ‘With enormous assistance you did girl!’

    ‘So! It was my fucking time to wake up properly from that stupid third dimensional dreaming!’

    ‘It is their time now too kid!’

    ‘Says fucking who!’

    ‘Says fucking us!’

     ‘Oh you big big big cunts! You should have been politicians, you should have! Or better still, you should have been abruptly rude manuscript assessors!’ Our girl told them, emphatically.

 

    ‘What’s happening Nitty?’ the boys asked their spy.

    ‘They’ve just told her that she has to go back and preach about cosmic consciousness in the Earth programme!’

    ‘Fu…uck! How did she take it?’ the cosmic lads all asked together.

    ‘Not that well! As a matter of fact, she just called them big big big cunts!’

    ‘Crikey! She’d better watch it, or they’ll zap her!’ Zarra barked.

    ‘They wouldn’t hurt a hair on her ethereal head! She’s their protégé!’ Socrates affirmed.

    ‘Hohh! Proteges are like farts big S! They come and go,’ Confucius told.

    ‘She said that they’re worse than manuscript assessors too!’ Nityananda informed the crew.

    ‘What in the fuck is a fucking manuscript assessor?’ Horace Traubel, whose Earth programme memory wasn’t that good, asked.

    ‘Scum of the universe they are!’ Wordsworth fired off. ‘Worse than politicians they are! Serial killers of good alternative stories, and pushers of the same old plebeian mainstream crap, done a slightly different way, they are.’

    ‘You don’t like them big W?’ big C enquired.

    ‘No! I never did, and I never will. To be judged by anybody for anything, goes against the grain of cosmic consciousness. To have twelve months of work destroyed by an infidel, could just about turn one into a sky terrorist.’

    ‘Here! Here! Here! Here! Here!’ went the crew of sky terrorists to that.

    ‘Hush up!’ intoned Nityananda. ‘They starting to bargain about how long the kid has to go back for!’

    ‘How long are the bitches asking her to do Nitty?’ they all asked telepathically together.

    ‘Five to ten!’ the Nitty told them.

    ‘Five to ten!’ guffawed Traubel. ‘Fuck me! The gall of the dirty bitches! You’d think that they’d let her have a dip in the Real, before they lay that sort of shit on her. I tell you what boys! Oracles or Gods or Goddesses or whatever, there’s no way in hell that I’d go back to that stinking fucking third dimensional, wipe arse Earth programme.’

    ‘Here! Here! Here! Here! Here!’ the cosmic lads all chorused to Traubel’s declaration.

    ‘What’s the kid saying to them that she’ll do Nitty?’ Wordsworth asked.

    The spy held up three long cloudy fingers, as his projected bug of a spirit reported back in.

    ‘She’s pushing it!’ said Paul.

    ‘Do you realize that she became enlightened only one year after her exposure to the I am path?’ Krishna asked his ethereal brothers.

    ‘A year!’ the astonished ethereal brothers gushed, because all of them had taken a lot lot lot longer than that to bust the 3D matrix, and wucking Traubel had taken a hundred thousand years.

    ‘Well they do say that girls are a bit smarter than boys!’ Krishna explained to them.

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

    After much hoo ha and ethereal haggling, JT’s next prison sentence upon this wretchedly beautiful Earth was set at four years, four months, four days, four hours, four minutes and four seconds. The Oracles were that happy with her for actually agreeing to come to back to this third dimensional lunatic’s asylum, that they gave her an infinitely eternal hug, in which they kind of squared things up with her highness. In the timeless past they had tried many times to get some of the boys to go back thru the gate, and lend a hand to resurrect the rotten Earth. The boys however had stuck to their line that no way in wucking hell were they going to wipe arse again, and that their function now was to remain ethereal, and to give joy rides to any matrix busters that came thru the gate. The Oracles knew however that the boys knew that unless something divinely radical happened upon fair Earth, that the gate wasn’t going to be getting much of a work out. So to their collective way of seeing things, the boys had all become wucking lazy ethereal slobs, and what they really needed they thought was a good planetary work out. As either host planetary spirit, or materialized form upon the Earth planet. Wiping arse toughens one’s soul up until it is leather like, and the ethereal bitches knew that all right.

    So when the kid buzzed back onto the boy’s boat and told them that she was going back thru the gate, after her dip in the Real, the cosmic lads weren’t surprised. Because they knew all about it. When she told them that the Oracles were organizing some back up for her next terrestrial mission, which they didn’t know about, because the sneaky bitches had filtered it out, there was a bit of consternation in the ranks there was. Their cloudy eyebrows went up up up, and their gazes all fixated upon the same cosmic dude. It wasn’t the Bood, and it wasn’t either of the Mo’s. It wasn’t big C, and it wasn’t Wordsworth or Paul. It most certainly wasn’t that cosmic ratbag Horace Traubel. It was of course, that dude Jesus. Christ, that is.

    ‘Well don’t fucking look at me!’ he saideth unto them.

    ‘Well you’re expected mate. We’re fucking not!’ The lads told him.

     ‘Oh fuck off you wankers! If it ever comes to me having to wipe arse again, then you should all wipe arse again. One for all, and all for one! Hey!’ Asserted the Christ.

    ‘Er! Yeah J! Sure mate, sure,’ the others went, most unconvincingly.

    ‘I don’t want any of you to have to wipe arse again for me!’ JT told them. ‘I can take care of the fucking humans by myself, and that’s what I told the big bitches. You guys have earned your spot here and there’s absolutely no fucking need for you to go anywhere near the fucking Earth. I’ll get them thru the gate, and then you buggers do the rest. Ok!’

    The cosmic boys looked at each other, and their admiration and love for the recent arrival was compounded beyond belief. They noticed the magnificent corona surrounding her head, which seemed to them to be growing by the moment. The boys liked the kid they did. They liked her a lot, but they all knew that she was gunna need back up, and that the Oracles would insist that that reality be manifested in the zone of time and space. Again, their gazes fixated on Jesus.

    ‘Fuck off you dickheads!’ that dude said to them.

    ‘C’mon! Let’s go! You can sort out who is gunna go fucking back up later!’ the more than eager kid barked at the lot of them, as the Bood whispered into the Christ’s ethereal ear.

    ‘I’ll help you out if the bitches finger you mate! Relax! Take it easy!’ He told his old mate.

 

    Zarra gunned the motor, and the big boat powered its way out into the middle of the almighty river and proceeded upstream. They passed many fine wormholes and the boys explained their far out programmes to her, and they stopped now and again for a chat with some river spirits. Then they rounded a big bend, and JT clapped her eyes on the unbelievable gate to the Real, that the boys had holographically constructed. It was absolutely massive, and of course men being men, whether they’re dead or alive, it was vagina shaped, it was. It seemed to go up into the ethereal sky forever too, it did.

    ‘Hohh! You’ve outdone y’selves lads!’ she told them.

    ‘We like to think so mate!’ they collectively answered her.

    As they neared the closed labia of the gigantic ethereal construction, the Oracles appeared behind the boat. Apparently, they needed a dip as well.

     ‘We are the inner and the outer and the beyond! Open up sez all of fucking us!’ they all chanted, including JT. Who just seemed to know exactly what to say to the big sky vagina.

     The big lips began to peel open, and immediately that they did so, heaps of ejaculated Light came out of the divine number one gate. Slowly, Zarra eased the big boat forward.

    ‘Oh! Wunderbar! Wunderbar! Wunderbar! Fucking wunderbar!’ they all went, as they passed into the zone of the Real and the Nameless One. Where no manifestation at all exists.

    Then they were all gone, and the giant labia closed up again, and nothing more can be said or written here, because where they all went, nothing is. Apparently. Except all of the existential and spiritual and mystical bliss in eternal infinity, that is.