Please Enjoy this collection of Jokes,
Quotes, and Stories.
Cheers Und3rtak3r
The New
Additions
To Slack to rip off any old jokes so here are a couple from the Book of Slack
(that would have to be Excuse # 355419)
Excuse #1476
The Car stalled in the middle of an
intesection on the way to work. Wouldnt start, no matter what we tried,
for over 10 minutes. It suddenly restarted and has given no more
problems..
Excuse #3196
The Cat was run down by a passing car
and we had to take him to the Vet.. The Cat is fine, the car is a write-Off