1)
When the collection plate came round - little boy,
"no thank you, I had some last
week"
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2) Arriving at Church
and kneeling to pray - little girl heard to say,
in loud whisper,
"who are we hiding from?"
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3) Small girl helping Mummy doing Church flowers,
saw the surplices hanging in the vestry,
"I want to wear one and be The Holy Ghost".
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4)
Instead of counting Sheep when you can't sleep,
try
talking to The Shepherd.
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Also have you heard this
one?:
Going to Church does not make you
a Christian.
Anymore than going to McDonalds
turns you into a hamburger.
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Not sure where I heard these
from but thought it would be good to share them with you.
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God Bless You
Hope you have a lovely Day.
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