Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but
keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate,
Stephanie, was.

Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship
between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made
her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
react, she started to wonder if there was more between
Brian and Stephanie than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know
what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie
and I,
are just roommates."

About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying,
"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been
unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You
don't suppose she took it, do you?"

Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an
e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mum:
I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle
from the house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take
the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has
been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Brian

Several days later, Brian received an email back from
his mother that read:

Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, I'm
not saying that you "Do not" sleep with Stephanie. But
the fact remains that if Stephanie is sleeping in her
own bed she would have found the gravy
ladle by now.
Love, Mum
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