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#0000FF#FF0000 ??????= Why are hurricanes named after women??????
When they come they,re wet & wild,but when they go they take your house and car!!!!!!
Whats a lesbian????=Just a nother woman trying to do a mans job!!!!!! If a bird craps on your car Never take her out again!!!!!! Before sex what does a woman do with her arsehole Drops him at the golf course!!!! Whats the differance between a brick and a blonde When you lay a brick it doesent follow you around for two weeks!!!! How do you identify the clans in Scotland When you lift his kilt and he,s got a quater pounder he,s a MacDonald. What the differance between a prostitute and a lawyer The prostitute will stop screwing you when your dead.



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